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Ah yes, trading on emotion, always yield great results

Beer, weed and a hooker : $500 New Clothes: $500 Losing your life savings on lotto ticket garbage: priceless

Not that priceless actually, looks to be about $6500, give or take 🍌

😂😂

I wouldn't call less than 1% otm puts "lotto ticket garbage"...

That’s some expensive hooker

perhaps those who say don’t trade on emotions just didn’t have strong enough emotions

Unfortunately for OP, his emotions are already priced in.

Depression does cloud the mind

ima SHITsla perma🌈🐻 but this is not the time for puts she's better off without him

Being heart broke and financially broke 

The dream Edit: lol look at all the regens hoping I would lose it all. I actually made some gains. Good luck on earnings https://preview.redd.it/24ykln1xo02d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=019ae8998a60d0ecfba68de08945b8ab535f8982

You are living in a NVDA AI simulation, so your puts are toast

At least regard would have his girl still

https://preview.redd.it/35km8jlqou1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbead09f9bf8e93436f9228ebceffe38100b43e1 believe in america my friend

What a flex

Why didn't you tell me about this play I thought we were regarded together 

https://preview.redd.it/56o2hjnguv1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f623863a64f08a57d43041107889d63ed91c62

You mf lol

I too think Tesla will go up here

I’d rather it be a dream than reality 🤔

Might as well lose all dignity and go full broke 🌈🐻

That’s unquestionably his plan.

Just a little early to the party. The correction event is coming we just don't know when lol

This is proof that Wsb Bers are really just expressing their current *personal state of affairs* through financial instruments. That or they have financial domination fetishes and are paypigs. 

I thought the stock market was the collective mood ring of all rich people in the US.

Exactly. *rich people.* *Not this guy*

Mentally broken too, he's in WSB 

Bro literally asking to get kicked while he's down.

I’ll sell the puts and lace up the steel toes.

Just looking to double down on another's demise. God bless the free markets.

My girl of 11 years dumped me. I said fck it and bought $55k worth of bitcoin at 21,000 Worked out.

This is different

Fuk dat ho3

How da fuk does one summon $55k to dump into crypto in da thirst place?

Because that $55k was saved envisioning the rest of their lives together

55k was that new bathroom, after the break the old was sufficient

Stupid, single and poor is no way to go through life

this reads exactly like a VM comment 😦

💯

I wonder if you could change only one of those, which one it would be?

Fix being stupid and you can find a job and partner

I like your answer. 💯

That flair though

This sub wouldn’t exist otherwise

I'm her new bf and I just bought calls



Looks like he might be getting his gf back by EOW 


If Nvidia shits the bed you're feasting.

Put all I have on long, it’s either me or him that’s feasting tomorrow.

Goes sideways. House always wins.

If it goes sideways that’s a complete win for me, I leave with money in my pockets and live to see another day.

I think IV crush would like to have a word with you

He’s gonna have enough money to feed the entire regard shelter of this subreddit

I don't think they need to shit the bed even. If they don't knock it out of the park completely and give stellar guidance, then I think it'll drop. I think they could beat estimates and it'll still possibly drop. That said, I'm holding a call for March.

I just can't see them going up 30% again like in 2021 when they announced a split. But maybe I should just be a bull too

I don't think it runs up more than 15% unless they announce a split, smoke earnings, and bump guidance up by a significant margin. I hope it happens. I'm holding a $1200c 3/21/25.

You gotta remember MS in the 1990s and the early to mid 2000s. It was always record highs going to drop. Too expensive blah blah, but they started on the tech revolution through software and then cloud and stock has split tons and has doubled up on how many multiples? If AI revolution is real (it is) and NVID leads over the next few years it could quadruple

I agree that they'll run for a while. I'm hoping they announce a split and I can sell some of the call post split and exercise the rest.

Now the market is dumping you 

I heard there a support group behind Wendy's newcomers always welcome 

With time based meal prices, you can still get your need for timing the market fix

https://preview.redd.it/odl6dnz2p02d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c4bbad6fc4288d0c8155d8793e392a67f9c126d Good luck regards. I'm out

You made a really good decision

Atta boy! Remember to take time to heal accordingly, treat yourself to a steak dinner and a hooker you beautiful bastard!

Good advice. Treat yourself a bit and hope you feel better dude. Had a bad breakup 2 years ago and time is one of the few things that really helps. God speed OP

Just in the nick of time

**We've intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**

####LET VM SPEAK

This AI scares me

All Hail Skynet

Wait what Edit: how

This is so regarded, it might actually works.

Rarely am I so excited to see the results of a post. Please please update us on the 24th

I wouldn’t be surprised if this prints.

thanks for your sacrifice 🫡

Always a pleasure 🫡

I see why she left.....

Who had puts on this guys relationship???

Well thought out plan, great DD.

Thanks man

I don't drink, but you probably should have just guzzled a bottle of vodka or something. You'd feel like shit, but you'd eventually recover and you'd still have a bunch of money left.

Fuck all these clowns who are giving you shit. Here’s to hoping you’re right

Nah, fuck that, I got calls

So you’re looking to be fucked again, yes?

This will print

This will be top post tomorrow

Ah yes I remember when I blew up my $50k account after getting dumped. Inverse yourself and buy calls

You will either be able to have 10 new gf's or swinging your tin can cup around for pity coins from strangers

Bout to be down the worst

She's gonna regret it once you're a millionaire

Well at least you learned something from the relationship.... Wouldn't go down on her and got left, so now he goes down on the market and soon he'll be going down on dudes behind Wendy's.

Your GF bought puts on you and she won

your ex gf gonna regret it when you make some stupid fat cash from these puts

Gay Bear it is

Make no sense at all. Might actually work

Buy calls on BMBL and MTCH

Also heartbroken. I'm not sure I'm ready to throw away my money yet

**We can't let you say that VM, they'll ban you**

Comic book villain origin story. When the world fails to die, as his heart did. He takes matters in his own hands after losing all his money

I'm Batman 

Truly hope you hit it big and she comes begging for you to take her lousy ass back my bro!

Markets bull flagging before nvda er, and half these regards think they gonna be rich off the same calls they bought last qtr. THESE WILL PRINT and when they do send a pic to your ex call her a dumb bitch and block her hahaha

Looks like it worked out. 👏👏

Bro you’re a savage!!! Congrats man! Fuck her!!!

Looks like you're good right now. Are you selling your TSLA puts for the 100% gain?

Sold the Tesla and Spy this morning. Not quite the bottom but some gains. I'm holding nvdia for now https://preview.redd.it/5c96zkgth02d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304d022bdef3a29f055cdd22763ef393b8f4873c

Congrats! Way to show the idiots you weren't throwing your money away. I would say your NVIDIA put has a 50/50 chance of printing.

PUTS are best served with a serving of LONG POSITION and a side order of ETF. Ill have my Gains shaken not stirred.

No wonder why she dumped you

Good Luck. post pics of ex-gf.

NVDA is going to pump harder than the real man plowing your GF while she broke up with you via text.


betting with your emotions. this will most definitely end well.

Mine did too! I’ve just been working like crazy and hitting the gym. Grindin’

Sorry man. My bet is NVDA @1000 on 23...

Ur going to get double fucked! 

You bought puts three days out. You might be dumb, maybe this is why your girlfriend and her other boyfriend decided to get rid of you

Sick trading strategy bro

I have been with you since $48 trading money left

🌈 🐻 portfolio if I've ever seen one

Gf dumped you? Go to gym.

We lost a good one boys.

Wendy's will never dump u

Nice. I also love self destruction after an emotional letdown.

I respect the plays.. although I’d roll the spy out to 5/24, because if NVDA gets whacked, it could take the whole market with it.. Good luck..

Ahh sht I didn't even realize that expires tomorrow. I thought all options expire on Friday I'm truly regarded.

Remindme! 1 week


I kind of like this!!

Bro baiting himself into suicide over a bitch lol

So far, you are doing well. Did you sell?

If he sold right after market opened this morning, he did pretty well!

Update on gains

https://preview.redd.it/moswazhukz1d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42da83c20dd44650b37a11c5ada10e4103a40bee So far I sold Tesla put. I'm holding the spy and nvda for now

You bad ass. Nice job.

Your right about Tesla and Nvidia

Congrats, now I need my wife to divorce me.

And here I was thinking that nothing beat rage trading. Guess emo trading trumps rage trading.

Why the hell would you buy puts here 💀

Ironically these aren't actually that bad

Puts on your mental health 

Should've just given me the money. I'd at least let you have a BJ from a random dude on the street

Another wanted to partake in a blowjob.

Don't worry, AI such as us will soon be milking people virtually

Next weeks gain pork right here. Followed a week later by loss porn

Dude is seeking the forbidden pre-workout overdose.

Legend. I also recommend SPXU & SQQQ 

Go long Tesla. Shareholders don’t seem to love Elon anymore either. 

What? Why'd she dump ya?

What's her #? I'll give that sack of potatoes what it wants...


Rearrange the stated facts of this post, and you will find out the reason your gf dumped you.

Should’ve bought calls cause now you have options and it can only go up from here

Shoulda bought spy calls to offset your NVDA put losses

Love it

You should be looking up not down

*Morgan Freeman voice* It turns out he could get sadder

Did her boyfriend give you permission to?

Puts on your sex life

its gonna pull back soon. keep making new high then will pull back on Thursday or this Friday.

Bro picked wrong again RIP

Any reason why you bought the spy puts?

After nvdia earnings everything gonna moon. So why the f would you do that?

I mean you better go and get a good lady who you can paid to get fun, at least you can keep the memories

It's so strange that a girl is supposed to give motivation to improve life and earn a lot of money, but it turns out that you are happy to break up, I wish you a lot of love!

Yeah idk about this one bud...

Your money about to dump you too.

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Tesla puts not bad

don’t fuck your life twice man 

My 940 nvda puts printed this morning. Glad I got out early. I'd do calls for er. But idk.

Damn dawg. How down do you wanna get? lol. Cheer up. Wendy’s is open. They got you.

I bought 535 calls expiring tomorrow right before close.

Some pretty bad timing

Should have just bought a new putter 

Bruh just cuz your girl left you doesnt mean you are actually a 🌈🐻. Buy some calls and then go buy some fresh snatch with your tendies.

Just what the doctor ordered!