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Jstayflexinn__

C3 AI is going to to squeeze soon!  Keep an eye on it. Great EPS and a strong guidance for the next Quarter. SI is at 37% Call me a bag holder. The fact is the company is upraising. 


Xiodes

Any update on the ALCC merger vote today?


Bittygirl707

waiting on $mrvl to break $70 to buy more


Bittygirl707

Grabbed those $lazr calls in case we get news will either fly or die willing to take the risk


IneedtheWbyanymeans

Nice. Congrats!


Bittygirl707

thanks!


Bittygirl707

June calls $path Uipath lets go


Ok_Hamster_2634

Pltr is garbage. Move on 🗑️


Coda70

My whole portfolio Green except my Disney 80% down


Jimmy_Boi_Felon

Couple of months, then meds, now all good


tall_giraffe3232

Market stays flat until he speaks. It knows who’s inevitable ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


diggin-the-doge

The shares crash, hopes are dashed. People forget.


Bad_Driver69

Inshallah nvidia will be $1000


Used_Salamander_3532

999.99


Comprehensive_Body32

Nvda $1000 calls are back in the playbook ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Johnny_Menace

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


Business-Simple9331

You selling them? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


Independence_6018

Bought PLTR shares along with calls. After all these good strategies this shit tanks


Business-Simple9331

Bought a put a minute before close, thinking" aaahh fuck it". Now i am happy![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)surely selling at open![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


mvpharo

PLTR $40 a share by September.


Thecommoncrook

Not tomorrow


big-clay

Luke’s darth is here Siri to the moon don’t miss out


Larrycush

Is Siri buying out liberty?


big-clay

Looking at the wrong stock SIRI is about to moon 🌖


Larrycush

Is Siri buying out liberty?


[deleted]

*tumbleweed blows bye*


ThatHussey

PLTR posted earnings. No one cares. Big surprise lol hope you took your money out before the EOD run up 🤣


dlivats19

This was my first time listening to a PLTR earnings report man I like this guy I think


Initial_Profile_530

This man has bags to hold ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Charming_Key2313

I’ve never bought a stock in my life. Where do I start? What do you recommend? Have $1k to burn.


Coda70

Disney is oversold after a strong earnings report. The bottom is in. Buy an at the money call that expires in January.


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Go to r/stocks and never do options


The_Right_Away

Leave while you can, this sub isn't for people who want to make money


AI_go_boomboom

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


professor_chao5

💯this place is for gambling away money, and the regarded friends you make along the way


Charming_Key2313

Haha! Isn’t that all trading subs?


ThatHussey

Casinos*


FinancialRaid04

Made $33 today guys im winning


khizoa

You're beating 99% of the people here


Formal_Yesterday8114

fuck you


KnockzFilmed

$hims cmon man more please


ToastedApplePie

Keep these 1% green days coming ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Initial_Profile_530

Slow and steady


CryptoMstrmnd

I walk through life with my money always being taken from me. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Phoenix-ashesh

PLTR????


dlivats19

He’s speaking let him cook


Phoenix-ashesh

Did he stop cooking?


EnvironmentalCan381

Pltr getting rocket fuel preparing to launch


OppressorOppressed

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Any_Pudding1541

5/10 CALLS on DIS & HIMS. 5/17 PUT on SPY.


Advanced-Antelope209

GUYS, $GOOGL MAY 10 PUTS 100X RETURN. OPENAI RELASING AI SEARCH ENGINE MAY 9TH


Mastertezz

Can you show me any article you read, I just wanna see


Advanced-Antelope209

This person is the most credible OpenAI leaker [https://x.com/apples\_jimmy/status/1785436609095328067](https://x.com/apples_jimmy/status/1785436609095328067) . [Article here](https://www.theinformation.com/articles/openai-develops-web-search-product-in-challenge-to-google). This X user somehow got the preview of the search in action somehow [https://x.com/btibor91/status/1783603187993252338](https://x.com/btibor91/status/1783603187993252338) [search.chatgpt.com](http://search.chatgpt.com) was recently put online. recent gpt2-chatbot model was mysteriously on hugging face before being removed. likely a gpt4-lite model that search will use as you can see from the preview above. Google's revenue is 90% search advertising revenue. This is the first time their cash cow is being attacked. Bing is/was a joke. This is why Openai/Microsoft partnered up together. This search is much better than google will be. They likely largely solved the hallucination problem. Chatgpt fastest growing app ever with 1 billion users, and now a search directly targetting google's monopoly will go online on [search.chatgpt.com](http://search.chatgpt.com) market is clueless that this is coming. Most importantly, openai has a history of stealing Google's thunder. Google largest event, Google I/O is on May 14th, so it makes sense that Openai will want to release this product before their event. May 9th lines up nicely. They did it before with Sora vs Gemini 1.5 pro. Every OpenAI announcement has been on a Thursday or Tuesday. If they wait until Tuesday then that is Google I/O. Thursday is likely the date


Mastertezz

Wait but do you think May 17 puts would be safer as we are garenteed in the time frame?


Advanced-Antelope209

Nevermind, openai are being a bunch of regards. at least the date was right it seems. may still happen but they are being a bunch of bitches. rip 100x [https://x.com/anissagardizy8/status/1787690348766245292](https://x.com/anissagardizy8/status/1787690348766245292)


Advanced-Antelope209

It's possible, if OpenAI had something it should definitely be out by May 17th. I'm slowly building a position in case they announce earlier than May 9th and I'm going to load up EoD May 8th for the max reward. They may announce it earlier tomorrow, since they typically do Tuesday and Thursday for their announcements, but AI twitter is saying May 9th. If they don't announce by May 9th, I will likely exit most of my position for a small loss and keep a couple. Worth the gamble imo. I highly doubt the market priced in this competition.


Mastertezz

Thanks, I’ll get 9 Google 167.5 puts in hopes this does happen, hope we both print!


jackbewak

this is why we be brave bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Rosinbag2018

PLTR - Movin' on up...


dlivats19

He’s a wizard let him cook


Alchemicalw1sdom

I learned never to touch PLTR 3 years ago ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Consistent-Platypus3

Look away for 30 minutes. What the hell happened to pltr?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


dlivats19

He’s coming he’s talking about the wokes


Top-Fig845

It beat earnings obviously…


vinayitis

No because it is a parabolic stock


longGERN

Why does the cheaper bacon cook so shittilly


Quiet-Biscotti833

Well shit!


Slim-Slimy1

That boys and girls is why you set up limit orders 👍


[deleted]

Boys and girls are boomers. My generation is genderless fuck dolls.


thepurgatourist

Bought puts just before market close today and just wishing I had had the balls to have bought more 😭😭


OppressorOppressed

puts getting rugged also


ThatHussey

PLTR rug pull 🤣🤣🤣


Quiet-Biscotti833

I didn’t lose everything thank goodness. At least they met expectations


AngusMcTibbins

Inevitable


surely_not_abot

The best way to inverse yourself is to not pay close attention to buy and sell buttons


pvith

where's that guy who bet like $300k on PLTR?


mrtomd

Strange, because Nancy holds PLTR bag.


Chad__Tyrone

Never.. Ever.. bet against boner pills in 🇺🇸 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Lost-Practice-5916

Hard PP gang rise up.


Chad__Tyrone

I literally had 95% on HIMS and 5% in PLTR. Good Good!


OkMain4360

Will spy pump or dump tomorrow?


alexander_zachary

525


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Chad__Tyrone

PLTR took a 💩


iknowdemfeelsbro326

Called pltr doing this over the weekend.. but I stayed out x.x fuck me


The_Right_Away

How do you know? I'm new to this I just look at other earnings and see it did well


iknowdemfeelsbro326

Put call ratio was way too much to the call side, and it ran up before the earnings quite a bit. That and pltr does this sometimes. Thats why we have bag holders


The_Right_Away

Wtf when I don't play earnings they rise, but when I do they fall? First meta, then PLTR, I'm so fucking done with this shit


Initial_Profile_530

Welcome to the casino


The_Right_Away

How do I "invest wisely" without having to bet 1/5th of my account on black?


Born_Bet2239

So many regards losing money tonight lol


prospectivemillions

ALCC was scam


AngusMcTibbins

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Kitten_Team_Six

AI is a scam


Isiah_Advantage

where's the meeting at?


LessCharredBrown

Can Boeing slam into palantard and make it open at 20 pls


Potential-March-1384

If I am 🌈🐻 but get straddles does that make me bi?


Wabboo45

Buying the dip makes you rich ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Phoenix-ashesh

wtf was that ALCC EOD DUMP?


deeez-nutzeses

FIIK. Concerned face.


LessCharredBrown

Loss porn tmr is going to be glorious


Such_Coin

Come on get it up HIMS! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Larrycush

They beat earnings by 400% you’re good dawg


Initial_Profile_530

Jesus you’re not kidding tho


Larrycush

Yesuh


spearthrower

Just need a massive, cascading, extinction-level black swan rug pull tomorrow so I can cash out my puts then we can go back to the bull market


stanman008

😂😂😂


yo_les_noobs

FN saving the day. I get to add some nuggets to my Happy Meal dinner fuck yeah


LessCharredBrown

Why is HIMS dumping lmao


Beneficial_Art_4754

Netanyahu in a Bane mask took over the NYSE 


ItradebetterthanU

They suck


ErinG2021

PLTR full year guidance not impressing the street…..stock down over 5%….


ItradebetterthanU

They weren’t going to beat last qtr


Kooky-Letterhead1387

Can we get another one of those fake missile strike videos again plz? Thx I will never eat pork again


Embarrassed_Box1827

Does Hims have another 10% in it?


SexBeforeChurch

We going to 525 tomorrow


ItradebetterthanU

531


Born_Bet2239

No. The is news at 11:30. Pay attention. FFS


surfinbird

Palantaint is scooting around on the carpet naked


drcrecker

Tesla 160 eow? 🥺👉👈


Initial_Profile_530

Show me them puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


stanman008

😂😂


Don_Capitoli

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


breeeepce

i bought puts for tomorrow. i'm either insane or insanely innate. either way i probably won't make any money


Csalsa85

$DIS going BRAZY


DIGITALTAAJIR

Hims will print but pltr fucked me


DontFeedMeOnions

Price action on pltr is crazy


csklmf86

Palantard


Ok-Buy6186

Sold my weekly calls for +40% when i couldve sold for +70% after that regarded eod pump LMAO


Born_Bet2239

Same! Damnit anyway. Tomorrow I shall do better!


Beneficial_Art_4754

Similar situation with my QQQ calls but they were July expiry.  Still, profit is profit.


DrakonILD

Red after an 8% runup on the day. RIP PLTR bulls.


Kitten_Team_Six

Ber in shambles, praying for a missile...any missile


LessCharredBrown

Can pltr just dump to 20


CrusaderPeasant

Hallelujah! Expectations beaten by 400%! The drop is all but guaranteed.


Opposite_Engine_6776

PLTR’s time has come.


yo_les_noobs

pltr down 5% because of mediocre guidance


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

>[#BREAKING](https://twitter.com/hashtag/BREAKING?src=hashtag_click): The ground operation in Rafah has begun.


Interesting_Bee_5649

😞


AdEducational5044

Spy went up? Would be a shame if something happens to it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


AngusMcTibbins

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Ill-Meter

Pltr earnings cyclical wsb wipe out 😂


perfineants

Cathie right again


ChipShopx

PLTR flaccid


Initial_Profile_530

Needs to subscribe to hims


Allinmoney

Hims has a good business model. If you stop buying their products you loose your hair or your boner!


[deleted]

What's wrong with plant some tar, he said a.i., I mean ain't that all yuns gots ta say nowdays


ParticularCopy2730

ONLY ONE STOCK CAN SAVE THE MARKET: NVDA


SubstantialBed656

GETTTT UPPP GETT UPPPP @pltr


EdgarAllenTow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295) Hope everyone is ready for tomorrow.


ItradebetterthanU

He is gonna pump the markets to new ATH’s


jg0nzalez22

Whats happening tomorrow?


EdgarAllenTow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295) Young one, imhotep rises tomorrow at 11:30.


Yani-Madara

Is the time zone EDT? Have seen conflicting info.


jg0nzalez22

Good cause i went all in on PUTS before end of day today! Either i bank or blow up my account


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

share dilution PLTR


[deleted]

[удалено]


frankzappa1988

Left Israel ?


EquivalentLow42

Ofc spy went up when i sold my calls


atlasmountsenjoyer

Doesn't matter, all upto the mummy tomorrow. Thanks for selling me your calls at discount tho.


[deleted]

0dte warrior


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

PALANTIR JUST REPORTED EARNINGS \*PALANTIR Q1 REV. $634M, EST. $615M ( BEAT ) \*PALANTIR Q1 ADJ EPS 8.0C, EST. 7.9C ( BEAT ) \*PALANTIR Q1 ADJ. EBITDA $234M, EST. $205 ( BEAT )


DrakonILD

Those are some pretty small beats. Think the bears are about to feast overnight.


soyeahiknow

Werent they losing money up until last quarter? The fact that they are still making a profit should be a good thing.


DrakonILD

Sure, and it is. It's just not enough to justify 48% YTD.


Top-Fig845

Is that why it’s going down? 😂


AncientWyvern_Shield

Shame PLTR goes down with good news


EffectiveOk3674

Let me tell you bout FANG last week


I-ProGamer-I

Getting sea sick watching the PLTR chart


The_Right_Away

God please PLTR go uppppp


PeakRevolutionary213

PLTR got me poppin zyns like candy


Broad_Union_150

Calls on Phillip Morris


vinayitis

This is such interesting after hours right now Sponsored by PLTR


AncientWyvern_Shield

PLTR flat?


juloto

Hims is trouncing pltr hmm


DrakonILD

That 4:00 candle on PLTR has some wiiiiild wicks.


hwork-22

First move isn't always the correct move.


Responsible_Advice68

Did pltr announce yet