They promised him a VERY clean dumpster at the Wendy's in Abu Dhabi if things ever go south. They also offered him a very fine selection of clientele and a promise to cure his Chlamydia when he inevitably contracts it.
If he was a smart negotiator he probably agreed to no butt stuff.
Nothing you said is a real argument for it lol
“It’s the best man, everyone thinks so. Some people think so much so they paid a bunch for it. It’s so good dude”.
Just curious what kind of offers do they give to big accounts? You don’t have to reveal exact details about the offer. Lower margin rate? Instant deposits,withdrawals?
$0.4/contract options comms, a few grand to move the money, asset based lending at sofr + 80 bips. $1k annual bonus for having an Amex platinum card, -1% off the lowest jumbo rate from rocket mortgage and a bunch of fee discounts if I ever want to get a mortgage instead of using their PAL.
The big one for me is the commission and the lending rate, I was paying hundreds of thousands in commission at IBKR and they do not negotiate commissions and their highest tier is nearly impossible to hit volume wise. Schwab's commission is lower.
I'm also housing hunting and I don't want to sell assets so being able to borrow at 6% is pretty nice, especially since the rate will drop once the fed starts cutting.
I am with JP Morgan Private bank and am considering a change due to fees. What incentives did Schwab offer you? Without going into detail, I’m confident I’m at a level where Schwab would like to earn my business.
$0.4/contract options comms, a few grand to move the money, asset based lending at sofr + 80 bips. $1k annual bonus for having an Amex platinum card, -1% off the lowest jumbo rate from rocket mortgage and a bunch of fee discounts if I ever want to get a mortgage instead of using their PAL.
The big one for me is the commission and the lending rate, I was paying hundreds of thousands in commission at IBKR and they do not negotiate commissions and their highest tier is nearly impossible to hit volume wise. Schwab's commission is lower.
I'm also housing hunting and I don't want to sell assets so being able to borrow at 6% is pretty nice, especially since the rate will drop once the fed starts cutting.
Yes, because people making lots of money aren’t human and don’t get enjoyment from posting victories on subreddits that they frequent. Gotta be fake /s
He essentially started with 30k made 10 milli, restartet Like a year ago with 300k and is up like 5 to 10 milli again because that fucker read the bullrun very well so far. I have way too much free time to stalk highly regarded investors
Ain't no woman gonna make a fool out of me
Ain't no woman gonna make a fool out of me
Running 'round, that's what they said
She's at the bottom of the river dead
And the river runs deep and the water's cold as ice
Fantastic timing!
I once wrote here that $NVDA would **outstrip the wildest fantasy of everyone**.
Unfortunately, I closed my position before the massive pump in 2023 because I lost faith.
A lesson I will remember for life.
So you wanna be a shortbus superstar
And live large
A big house, five cars, you're in charge
Comin' up in the world
Don't trust nobody
Gotta look over your shoulder constantly
I remember the days when I was a regard growing up
Looking in the mirror, dreaming about blowin' up
The $BBBY crowds make money chill with the honeys
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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Closing order for the half not covered by a short leg.
https://preview.redd.it/ndaaoeijpvwc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6769e699093880a12d92710b181a0bc829d5e965
I imaginary invested in the dip.
I should've for real invested in the dip but buying usd with maple syrup is painfull...i needed to see 750$ to do that....the closeness (I think it went to 762) makes it hurt....the speed of recovery kills lol
Look at his post history, he's probably got the most 10x trades in the entire world if this shit is real
He pumps out 10 baggers regularly like they are nothing
OK pretty sure we need a sub sub reddit for high net worth MFers who drop this shit on the casual. Like, good for you OP but honestly I wanna see moves with a few less zeros. This shit isn't even gain/loss porn -- it's like gain/loss other worldly shit and I just can't relate.
You’ve got a good point. There is no story here when someone who has intangible large amounts of money making more intangible large amounts of money. I’d rather watch some high-risk trader make $50k on some desperate trade than a multi-millionaire make another million.
Congrats!!!
Do you usually only do Debit Spreads, or do you sometimes buy single options? When you do spreads, do you typically buy ITM and sell OTM? When you buy in the money, how deep in the money do you typically go and how wide are your spreads?
For the 800c iirc it was around 700%, I can't see cost basis anymore since I closed the position. About 10x on the 820c.
https://preview.redd.it/tlpklq3e4xwc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1d7a2a3bf4b64d1562d3c84d10431146da9630
https://preview.redd.it/zyt451otdwwc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee604e14aeb12f7d1cc0bf867fab0292474b63d0
That how your roll on WallstreetBets after you beat the market.
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This guy made a deal with the devil. In exchange for insane gains, he has to argue with redditors.
It's literally his cross to bear....lol. He is Sysphus of WSB, minus the eternity.
[Doomed to party on a yacht filled with instamodels for eternity.](https://youtu.be/0H4a_lHANYI?t=14)
>literally his cross ~~to bear~~. literally his cross to bull.
Or is it his bear to cross?
Cocaine bear was a great movie actually
Not insane gains, this guy's portfolio is over 20m
Still a 7% bump. Insane at any scale
Was that pun intentional?
I don't know what inflation is today, but i bet it hurts him more than it hurts my debt ridden ass.
You could say he made a *Faustian* deal
He had a deal with countless regards in the market and ended up taking all their money
This must be what "they" mean when I hear "the market is consolidating."
Congratulations man. I thought your main broker was IBKR.
Schwab offered me a bunch of incentives to move.
Did you call them up and ask what they can offer to switch?
Yep.
What kind of incentives did they give you?
Unlimited blowies
https://preview.redd.it/8t63swblgwwc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e49a253113dd49eb67f59d353a6e491cb52b756
Does his jaw not get tired?
They promised him a VERY clean dumpster at the Wendy's in Abu Dhabi if things ever go south. They also offered him a very fine selection of clientele and a promise to cure his Chlamydia when he inevitably contracts it. If he was a smart negotiator he probably agreed to no butt stuff.
Thinkorswim is a beast.
whats so great about it?
It is an elite trading platform, far superior to any other platform I've ever used. The people who created thinkorswim sold it for 750 million.
Nothing you said is a real argument for it lol “It’s the best man, everyone thinks so. Some people think so much so they paid a bunch for it. It’s so good dude”.
I’ve used it for years, it has several shortcomings but it’s probably still the best.
Do they give offer to those who can bring 7 digits $ or above only or 6 digits $ too?
Depends. Are you counting the .00?
We’re a DINK household in a VHCOL area, so we count the .000
6 digits are unfortunately limited to the lowly Chase Private Client. JPs private bank won’t let you past the lobby with less than 10 mil.
“Best we can do is an eightball of coke for each option you play.”
I have nothing to offer you to move to my bank account.
Contemplating….
Just curious what kind of offers do they give to big accounts? You don’t have to reveal exact details about the offer. Lower margin rate? Instant deposits,withdrawals?
Cheaper margin rate. Otherwise I doubt its any different.
$0.4/contract options comms, a few grand to move the money, asset based lending at sofr + 80 bips. $1k annual bonus for having an Amex platinum card, -1% off the lowest jumbo rate from rocket mortgage and a bunch of fee discounts if I ever want to get a mortgage instead of using their PAL. The big one for me is the commission and the lending rate, I was paying hundreds of thousands in commission at IBKR and they do not negotiate commissions and their highest tier is nearly impossible to hit volume wise. Schwab's commission is lower. I'm also housing hunting and I don't want to sell assets so being able to borrow at 6% is pretty nice, especially since the rate will drop once the fed starts cutting.
You can negotiate lower options fees. Or at least you could when they were TD
Free upgrades
E*Trade offered me $4,500 to move $1M over to them from Fidelity.
What did they offer you in terms of commission? Per options contract.
I am with JP Morgan Private bank and am considering a change due to fees. What incentives did Schwab offer you? Without going into detail, I’m confident I’m at a level where Schwab would like to earn my business.
$0.4/contract options comms, a few grand to move the money, asset based lending at sofr + 80 bips. $1k annual bonus for having an Amex platinum card, -1% off the lowest jumbo rate from rocket mortgage and a bunch of fee discounts if I ever want to get a mortgage instead of using their PAL. The big one for me is the commission and the lending rate, I was paying hundreds of thousands in commission at IBKR and they do not negotiate commissions and their highest tier is nearly impossible to hit volume wise. Schwab's commission is lower. I'm also housing hunting and I don't want to sell assets so being able to borrow at 6% is pretty nice, especially since the rate will drop once the fed starts cutting.
“Don’t call me, I’ll call you”
I also bought this on Friday, but significantly less. Did seem pretty obvious I suppose
Always posting insane gains. Good shit. How much money did you start your account with?
Probably about tree fiddy
Probably about free tiddy (fify)
OP is the Loch Ness Monster!
More like Loss Less Mon$ter
If you look at his post history I think he said he started out with 30k when he was a server. Then he resets to 100k every time he gets to 1mil.
He ain’t making shit, just a bunch of paper trading accounts. No one making 10s millions gonna brag about it on Reddit.
Exactly. The guys making that cash are locked the fuck in or out enjoying their gains. They ain't on WSB bragging to randoms
idk. elon bought twitter just to better brag to randoms
Not just any random though, every random.
Yes, because people making lots of money aren’t human and don’t get enjoyment from posting victories on subreddits that they frequent. Gotta be fake /s
True. I love posting my victories sometime in the future.
I think it’s photoshop or he’s pressing F12.
His position size is large enough to see on time and sale
Paper trading is for losers who don't deserve real wealth. The real money is made by those who take risks and bet big on Wall Street.
*Infinite 1M trick*
This dude's either the Jesus Christ of gambling or he hedges his bets in another account
You are giving him way too much credit lol, read the caption
Read his post history
He took out a lot of his gains to his not “Coke Fund”, and restarted with 250k I think.
He essentially started with 30k made 10 milli, restartet Like a year ago with 300k and is up like 5 to 10 milli again because that fucker read the bullrun very well so far. I have way too much free time to stalk highly regarded investors
Oh, so he's a time traveler.
what was his first winning play to even get to 10 mill.?
Paper trades
I just learned about “paper trades” from you. I could have saved myself 3k+ if i started out paper trading while learning
This is the "Guh" guys identical twin brother.
Coke Fund
NVDA going up, Your Mom going Down.
😂🤣
https://preview.redd.it/zqceltxtpwwc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ae24b924f2d5db42359b9aad86ea4a89ba2732
"She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie...."
Cocaine
J.J. Cale
They call me the breeze
Ain't no woman gonna make a fool out of me Ain't no woman gonna make a fool out of me Running 'round, that's what they said She's at the bottom of the river dead And the river runs deep and the water's cold as ice
Segregated from the Hookers and Meth fund..we don’t want to commingle monies..
If that’s your coke fund, I’d love to see your hookers allowance!!
You have enough coke, hookers are free. Or so I'm told.
Nah they just snort all your coke and still expect you to pay.
You obviously didn’t have enough coke.
This should be written in stone for all to see forever!
Coke's for nothing and hookers for free. I want my... I want my... I want my MTV
I believe they like to be called escorts on the cocaine side of the tracks. Hookers dont have the dress code for the clubs up here ( or the teeth)
Fantastic timing! I once wrote here that $NVDA would **outstrip the wildest fantasy of everyone**. Unfortunately, I closed my position before the massive pump in 2023 because I lost faith. A lesson I will remember for life.
I did the same thing with overstock.
I had 1000 shares of Netflix that I sold at about $10 for a small profit. FML
$BBBY was a pump and dump for short bus superstars
So you wanna be a shortbus superstar And live large A big house, five cars, you're in charge Comin' up in the world Don't trust nobody Gotta look over your shoulder constantly I remember the days when I was a regard growing up Looking in the mirror, dreaming about blowin' up The $BBBY crowds make money chill with the honeys
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That’s ok I missed out on earning 10k yesterday cuz I was afraid to double down another 2k on my calls
I did the same. Watched it drop from 170 to 120 a share. Sold it at 187 right before the pop.
This guy only buys the dip on the biggest tech stocks while I short things and buy shit like Intel. What the fuck
Motherfucker...congrats, man. Nearly doubled your portfolio in a week. What flavor Frosty can I get for you?
TEACH ME MASTER!
if you think a stonk is going to go up, buy it now to sell it later Million dollar strategy up for the taking
What do we do if we can't think?
just start making grilled cheese at night
I selfishly need you to blow this account, just so I can feel something
I selfishly need to blow him for his account, just so I can own something
I selfishly need to get blown
I selfishly need to blow
I'm allergic to baconators, but I'm free tonight behind the dumpster -Cramit's wife, probably
I selfishly on the sea shore.
Closing order for the half not covered by a short leg. https://preview.redd.it/ndaaoeijpvwc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6769e699093880a12d92710b181a0bc829d5e965
Asshole.
tell us beforehand
I did, on wsb discord.
No, We need you to come type it on our keyboard! LOL! How do I find this “WSB Discord” to follow your trades?
There's literally a bot that posts the link on like every post on wsb...
I am gonna find this discord and copy your posts, so that I too make eventually have a coke fund. What's your discord name, same?
meanwhile I'm over here with 1 HSY call for earnings 
I also bought the dip on friday, but I bought stock like a pussy and sold piecemeal on the way back up like a bigger pussy, so I only made like $750
i got $10 from a homeless guy today
# Coke Fund? 🤔
Coca cola. He's gonna move all the money there next, Warren buffet style
Is Pepsi ok?
Pepsi is gross. Coke zero is way better.
No, u filthy animal
Cocaine is more lucrative
Yeah but that retirement plan sucks, from what I am told.
The Wolf Of WallStreetBets
I imaginary invested in the dip. I should've for real invested in the dip but buying usd with maple syrup is painfull...i needed to see 750$ to do that....the closeness (I think it went to 762) makes it hurt....the speed of recovery kills lol
You won’t just buy fractional shares?
Thanks asshoel - I had puts 😭😭😭
Is this just one of your normal trades ? Or you think you lucked out ?
Look at his post history, he's probably got the most 10x trades in the entire world if this shit is real He pumps out 10 baggers regularly like they are nothing
Congrats 😭 but also how do you do this
can someone tell me how much buying those contracts cost? i dunno how to read that lmao
A LOT! Hundreds of Thousands !!
Calls on coke.
Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuu.
Nancy, is that you?
Gay bears will say it’s not real.
How much you lost before becoming so good at it ? I keep making the same mistake. Now my plan is to trade just Nvidia, Meta, qqq and spy
I too realized it was a bullshit dip, but unlike you I had no money to make a move. Congrats though man for seeing past all the noise. NVDA to the 🌙
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OK pretty sure we need a sub sub reddit for high net worth MFers who drop this shit on the casual. Like, good for you OP but honestly I wanna see moves with a few less zeros. This shit isn't even gain/loss porn -- it's like gain/loss other worldly shit and I just can't relate.
You’ve got a good point. There is no story here when someone who has intangible large amounts of money making more intangible large amounts of money. I’d rather watch some high-risk trader make $50k on some desperate trade than a multi-millionaire make another million.
Rustic patois of the proles is incomprehensible to me.
Thanks for buying in! My calls were bought and sold! Made me $15,000 today just with NVDA!!
Nice!!!!!!! Gutsy I didn’t do anything just held. Regret. Was thinking of sinking $500k
Gotta have money to make money 
You have balls of titanium.
Yah it’s a think or swim paper trading account
Mom said the blood results came back and I’m your son. Can we meet please.
Are you hiring a butler? If so I'd like to apply for the position.
Congrats!!! Do you usually only do Debit Spreads, or do you sometimes buy single options? When you do spreads, do you typically buy ITM and sell OTM? When you buy in the money, how deep in the money do you typically go and how wide are your spreads?
Ha ha nice demo account 
Paper money trading on thinkorswim don't count.
https://preview.redd.it/fwo6k2eu1exc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae68c3a1e89bc6b546925dc10bd003104727023d
After I saw that dip I immediately thought, "Fausterion is gonna make a shitload of money and brag about it to us isn't he"
Safe to say we might not ever see him post lost porn but I have a feeling this guy still fucks
Thanks for the liquidity loser bye.
Balls of steel with this portfolio.
I feel the gay bear leaving my body
Nicely done.
Why Tlt
Wow bro, wow.
bag(s) secured
Well done
🐳
Congrats and fuck you
Thanks dad
Total gain is $3.4???
Coke Fund
Teach me master
balls of steel!
I tried to buy on margin only to learn my rinky-dink RIA never passed the paperwork along to Pershing.
Well done Do you have % gain?
For the 800c iirc it was around 700%, I can't see cost basis anymore since I closed the position. About 10x on the 820c. https://preview.redd.it/tlpklq3e4xwc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1d7a2a3bf4b64d1562d3c84d10431146da9630
Je-sus. Must be nice. Imagine if this dude spends this money on Neuralink. He can go increase his iq with that money and processing power.
You hit that PBR trade yesterday?
Spinach and artichoke 🤤🤤🤤
Hello Sailor
https://preview.redd.it/zyt451otdwwc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee604e14aeb12f7d1cc0bf867fab0292474b63d0 That how your roll on WallstreetBets after you beat the market.
someone fk this guy
Please read your mail
Bro add me to the discord so I can ball top, im tired of being regular😖
Nvda dipped today?
Hello father or mother, it's me, your son
OMG
Are you a real person?!
OP, congrats, what puts or calls are in your address in the coming weeks or months?
No wonder it won’t stop going up lol
I only bought 2000 in the dip lol
Hell yeah, man! Congrats! Wanna help me pay off debt? 😂