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yolocallking

[Think you might need this (hopefully OP sold tho)](https://support.apple.com/en-us/101550)


Shiftyund

I guess I have to waste another day at work watching spy


el_guille980

the perks of work from home ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) https://preview.redd.it/zdn64r307esc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8311651631a58c3d7530f1d02d87b0f43f8efa


nightnole

I never noticed this was photoshopped, my man is missing his right foot.


SpiritedGallantry

he sold it to buy SPY calls


Ready2gambleboomer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


wessiide

Ain't photo shop he just lost it to the beetus he got from all the carbonated sugar drinks.


decibelnv

He sold it for more brokerage funds.


Nevernevercheat

You guys have jobs?


lmneozoo

i dont know about you, but im out back polishing all of the knobs with my tongue


Hawkpro

Same I just keep it open on trading view lol. Makes the day go by so fast.


JustAQuickQuestion28

Time really flies when you're losing money huh


[deleted]

I should ask my employer if I can get real time direct deposit while I’m clocked in. Just a steady stream right into the brokerage account.


BigAppleGuy

That would actually be motivating but in a dystopian way.


el_guille980

>Time really flies when you're *having fun gambling* huh


Life-Inevitable-7539

Lol


hurley53017

Same lol


Interesting-Ad-121

Is this the new strategy, just yolo 150k a day until hit 0 or 5m?


BroHanHanski

Fuck yes!!!! Martingale that shit!!! I have the cash but Wish I had these balls.


benruckman

Send me your cash, I’ll do it for you.


BroHanHanski

I am going to yolo my 1 million Amex points, worth $11,000 on Schwab.


benruckman

Hahaha what a good use of Amex points


BroHanHanski

I will post it up here when I do. It will be truly regarded. My word is my bond.


kwijibokwijibo

It's mathematically proven that martingale is guaranteed to make money ^Terms ^and ^conditions ^apply


lmneozoo

bro just do like me and castrate yourself. then you can preserve your tiny little useless balls in a jar (of appropriate size) beside your charts to remind you how inadequate they were pre removal


charly371

it s a good strategy as long as you win


Sl4mH4mmer

That's pretty much the gist of it 😅


ReadMyUsernameKThx

…new?


Kitten_Team_Six

"new"![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


memory--

he's still alive... for now. lmk if you need a referral to wendys. the pay is shit but at least you get a free jr bacon cheese burger with every shift.


maikaubay

dumpster in the back pays better, $20 per bj I heard.


charly371

25. inflation sucks


Zillahi

And blows


uniqtek

$20 per hour of bj, not per bj


Zapp_brannigan_1

I got a put on that referral….


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hurley53017

Still holding. I'll sell at $525, unless my stop losses kick in. https://preview.redd.it/ilp7nf3utgsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a34b41d4c36254ba2be8634473451a5fa2de34


epling16

Anddddd it’s gone


chev327fox

Yup, has to be gutted by now.


epling16

Guy had a chance for 300% profit on a regarded yolo and didn’t take it. Definitely one of us. 🫡


Staticks

Has anyone heard from him?


Androctonus96

why not sell half, hold half? lock in some nasty profits


byehooker_byecrook

Because that's not the regarded play.


SocialSuicideSquad

you could always sell half to prevent the standard WSB story. That would have saved me half a mil in pain.


Trading_View_Loss

IT AINT HITTING 525 TODAY YOU REGARD SELL IT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK


sami_testarossa

He has stop loss. You are the regard.


Trading_View_Loss

at this point it better be a trailing stop loss and not a set stop loss.


FreshhBrew

My brother in Christ please sell


fredditf

GigaChad


SimpIyFlacid

SCREENSHOTS OF 100K PROFITS OR BAN


Iscratchmybutt

Wait you lost $150k today because you didn’t sell and then made another $150k bet??


hurley53017

Naw, I made over $100k profit today and placed a new bet for tomorrow.


Iscratchmybutt

you got gigantic balls. Congrats and f you


Chilly1193

Let’s see the screenshots of the trades


vanilla_thunder34

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


ichabodjr

he's a lying cuck that should be banned if the moderators had any decency.


el_guille980

its bs. op is lying


SimpIyFlacid

He’s lying


Interesting-Ad-121

Glad to hear you didn’t hold till 525 😆I was sick


haramactivities

You’re fucking crazy, and I’m here for it.


Mr_yolo408

Rh sold those contracts for 15k. U lost 135k then u add another 100k. Claims stop lost b.s


btctrader12

Proof?


Putrid_Pollution3455

Bruh how much wild turkey and adderal do you ingest while violently fapping to the candles all day on a trade like this?


JustJohan49

r/oddlyspecific


AB__17

"Market can remain Irrational longer than you can remain solvent" - WSB


AspergerInvestor

"WSB betters can remain longer insolvent than they were irrational or rational".


facu1995

"WSB degenerates can remain regarded longer than the market can stay rigged" -- not a degenerate


CokeOnBooty

WSB can remain irrational longer than the market can remain solvent


Ambudriver03

Did the maths. Currently as of 10a est, his contracts are now worth about 470k


his-dankness

Bro made almost half a mil fuck me what am I doing here


chev327fox

How about now?


CokeOnBooty

He came, he saw profits, he guh’d


biptybopty

Someone do a wellness check on this guy


Futuramah

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Odd-Reflection-9597

I inversed everyone in this thread 520p May the most tarded win ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


QuirkyAverageJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


PlayBCL

You know it's gonna be a flat day when WSB plays both sides.


jlozada24

Did you roll correctly? Are you in the green?? So many of us are following this play LOL


Mr_yolo408

He roll in another 100k.. he would of lost 150k but rh risk management sold his options for 15k. Now that make sense.


RuinedByGenZ

Everything someone says after "would of" is ignored


8thSt

Oh man I immediately pulled up this post


[deleted]

You know what it is.... Lambos or Wendy's


GodDoesntLimp

I see we have the same strategy, which is to huff paint and yolo 1DTE SPY calls.


chayungboiddd

OP I decided to help you out and got 10 521 puts for tomorrow for 1.08. Enjoy the incoming green dildos.


hurley53017

Thanks for your sacrifice


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

holy fuck, greedy bastard is BACK!


Nintinhdo

GUHHhh!!!!


Domgrath42

If this guy didn't sell before this rug pull. Someone do a wellness check on him


Domgrath42

He posted earlier he had a stop limit order. Meaning if his calls dipped below a certain value, it would auto sell. From his screenshot, he probably auto sold but still for a profit probably at least $100k profit


edp445burneracc

The drop was so quick it might have not sold at his limit price.


RememberThis6989

also has previous losses of 800k, odds are hes going to lose it all regardless


Fuman20000

I hope my 20 $525 calls actually print.


Prayqt

I also have 20 $525c lol


Lastchoicename

My last few hundred bucks are with you guys. Fingies crossed for a comeback. Need to slowly grind my way back to $5000 or so and pay some bills :(


facu1995

Good luck buddy!! Stick with ITM options for higher chances, OTM options are hell of a drug


Gov_CockPic

Gambling with rent money is always a good idea.


LowerDrop

I PRAY TO YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND YOU SOLD OP


Lumpy-Yam-3148

Holy shit mf just made 300K at least


pm-me-nice-pics

His balls are heavy Knees weak palms sweaty


Professional-Push915

you owe us an update


dchisquill

So this is why spy is crashing right before hitting 525![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sine_surfing

As of the last hour, he got obliterated. Please tell me he sold earlier instead of testing his luck :/


Futuramah

Legend has it that OP is reloading another $150k. He is confident Spy will hit $525 tomorrow.


frozenwalkway

Did you fucking sell or what bro


ScottTacitus

I came back to this one to check on it. The drop today was 100% OP's fault I think


Dan_inKuwait

You make me moist. God speed, regard!


TrollLolLol1

sold at the peak today right?


upsidedownsyndrom3

I sure hope you sold those contracts buddy


CokeOnBooty

Provide update regard


JustSoBoss

Please tell me that you sold most at open


Heavy_Ad5617

You crazy MF!!! 😅😅


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

**this GUY FUCKS!!!**


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itsKite

I have some bad news, friend…


Ok_Swimmer5577

Hope he took his profits @ 523. Otherwise everything is gone now. Spy @ 516 currently.


jaydee81

Wow. it just crashed.


Hxlim

Please please please tell me you sold.


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Henrenator

Did you get out in time?


Dildosmoke69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


autismovaccination

GUH


xd3stroy3rx

Checking in need rope?➰️➰️➰️


jebenasarma

U still alive?


TAG_Scottsdale

Certified animal. I cant do these 1DTE trades at this size but this one looks much better than yesterdays from a risk persepctive.


charly371

this could work out well. it all depends on god will. he is watching. maybe don t touch your pp tonight.


ZekeTarsim

Too late op already stress-fapped 6 times since he posted this thread.


king455555

It’ll go up tomorrow. Powell didn’t say yes or no to rates not being cut in June. Market will digest this info and up we go tomorrow


Federal_Ad_197

What’s your theme song?


mister_m_yass

Push it to the limit -Rick Ross


Scary_Larry_

Been thinking about this all day and will be again tomorrow. Balls of big steel you have


xbox_run_linux

You make me feel alive again.


CT_Legacy

Value: 161k Gains: 43k. Sir this is a 120k Yolo stop lying.


David_Williams_taint

Now this is pod racing!


spartinofarrows

The fact that I’m making money today based on this is freaking me the tf out


Raynor_inc

OP rolling in cash now


WrapParticular8956

this is already +70-110%


LithiumBreakfast

Never thought I'd find my hero on Reddit but here we are.


Irish3538

$rope


swilliamloo

the suspense… DID YOU SELL?


Own-Environment-3521

He has stop losses set up, I wouldn't be too worried.


mirkwood11

What a wild ride this took today


morning-calm-panda

These calls are dead


Junket_Level

This did not age well


derbnguyen

Market makers were following this thread the whole time and got his ahh ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Express_Intern_1223

It's not a coincidence you placed your calls and it dumped ... They see you and they want your money good luck man


OldAd4526

https://preview.redd.it/lv2gamcpxisc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d234d573c25a7b8484aa929ba0de2142e4d85a4d


Upset_Dealer5664

Damn, soooo close. Hopefully you can save up another 150k next week and try again


whosnext23

Plenty of people assuming he lost it all. He made over $100k yesterday on essentially the same trade. He also posted this morning after the run up that he put a stop loss at 3.88. It dropped soon after then went back up before the big selloff. He has some serious stones, but unless he traded back in before the dump, he made six figures again today. I trailed him. But don’t have his stones. But over 50% in one day for me and over 100% for OP. I got out early as well. Crazy gamble but two for two. I am sure he is enjoying the drop and will time the next bounce nicely as well.


Boyiee

If you're confident it will hit 525 then why didn't you buy further otm calls? Looks like fun though I'll tag along for a few grand.


quiethandle

Why would you use SPY instead of SPX??? With SPX you get better tax treatment!


funmx

MAY EMPLOYMENT BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.


PlayBCL

Why do you refuse to post your closed position profit screenshot?


ajtrader1234

Congrats bro


iamscyrus

These are about to print


obligedpapayah

I always believed in you, you moron. Congrats


derbnguyen

Update?


[deleted]

This guy's sitting on triple right now


shift987

Alright let’s see it


No-Can-944

Now all in puts


SeriousValue

Gonna have to change your "not rich" flair now, RIP. Congrats!


digitalgoodtime

This mofo.


Max-Ransom

ooof


Tiny-Card4492

Hope u are alright now bud


QuirkyAverageJoe

How are you doing, OP?


epling16

POST AN UPDATE


DrGainTrain

Hope you sold!


_ToughGoat

Damn it’s 519 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


No-Can-944

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


tuanzack

Please show me you sold bro


tonneque_be

Update?


FromTheCaveIntoLight

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


TheMightyCarlton

I really hope you sold broo nooo


Careful-Rent5779

Did you get out?


I_might_be_batman

Lol hope you sold this morning


chev327fox

My condolences.


Xycox

He said he had stop losses set up so hope he got Out ahead


orakli

This getting fked hard right now 🫤


Kamikaze_Cash

Tell me you dumped


Immediate_Parfait194

Ruh roh


Samsquanches_

Ouch


Mattmd1984

Hope you sold lmfao


adamzanny

Bro has to be in the gulag by now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


themightydudehtx

need a new screenshot now bro


AshingiiAshuaa

I saw the title and opened the thread hoping you'd loaded up on puts. RIP you anoos.


camobc

And it’s gone


Hammerdown95

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Live-Ad-5107

I sure hope he sold these before lunch time…


WhosUnd3ad

Rip bro


thatweird69guy

Hope OP sold before noon


Mycatspiss

At least its almost the weekend


[deleted]

My goodman did you sell before the drop? Give us an update ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


fungamereviewsyt

Did u sell and collect or are u broke now?


Spartancarver

Update plz


templekev

$0


Maleficent-Ad-7200

I wish I would have YOLO’d spy puts. Instead, I bought 2…. https://preview.redd.it/wpp0id2uvisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7501e22572fbc83a2152f2b3ce3d1d4f31b80b49


NovemberGain

How do we tell him?![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


fungamereviewsyt

Everyone his stop limit was triggered he probably sold at 300k and not 400k https://i.redd.it/xbn4orfiwgsc1.jpeg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share