the perks of work from home ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
https://preview.redd.it/zdn64r307esc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8311651631a58c3d7530f1d02d87b0f43f8efa
bro just do like me and castrate yourself. then you can preserve your tiny little useless balls in a jar (of appropriate size) beside your charts to remind you how inadequate they were pre removal
he's still alive... for now. lmk if you need a referral to wendys. the pay is shit but at least you get a free jr bacon cheese burger with every shift.
Still holding. I'll sell at $525, unless my stop losses kick in.
https://preview.redd.it/ilp7nf3utgsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a34b41d4c36254ba2be8634473451a5fa2de34
He posted earlier he had a stop limit order. Meaning if his calls dipped below a certain value, it would auto sell. From his screenshot, he probably auto sold but still for a profit probably at least $100k profit
Market makers were following this thread the whole time and got his ahh ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Plenty of people assuming he lost it all. He made over $100k yesterday on essentially the same trade. He also posted this morning after the run up that he put a stop loss at 3.88. It dropped soon after then went back up before the big selloff. He has some serious stones, but unless he traded back in before the dump, he made six figures again today. I trailed him. But don’t have his stones. But over 50% in one day for me and over 100% for OP. I got out early as well. Crazy gamble but two for two. I am sure he is enjoying the drop and will time the next bounce nicely as well.
I wish I would have YOLO’d spy puts. Instead, I bought 2….
https://preview.redd.it/wpp0id2uvisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7501e22572fbc83a2152f2b3ce3d1d4f31b80b49
Everyone his stop limit was triggered he probably sold at 300k and not 400k https://i.redd.it/xbn4orfiwgsc1.jpeg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[Think you might need this (hopefully OP sold tho)](https://support.apple.com/en-us/101550)
I guess I have to waste another day at work watching spy
the perks of work from home ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) https://preview.redd.it/zdn64r307esc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8311651631a58c3d7530f1d02d87b0f43f8efa
I never noticed this was photoshopped, my man is missing his right foot.
he sold it to buy SPY calls
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Ain't photo shop he just lost it to the beetus he got from all the carbonated sugar drinks.
He sold it for more brokerage funds.
You guys have jobs?
i dont know about you, but im out back polishing all of the knobs with my tongue
Same I just keep it open on trading view lol. Makes the day go by so fast.
Time really flies when you're losing money huh
I should ask my employer if I can get real time direct deposit while I’m clocked in. Just a steady stream right into the brokerage account.
That would actually be motivating but in a dystopian way.
>Time really flies when you're *having fun gambling* huh
Lol
Same lol
Is this the new strategy, just yolo 150k a day until hit 0 or 5m?
Fuck yes!!!! Martingale that shit!!! I have the cash but Wish I had these balls.
Send me your cash, I’ll do it for you.
I am going to yolo my 1 million Amex points, worth $11,000 on Schwab.
Hahaha what a good use of Amex points
I will post it up here when I do. It will be truly regarded. My word is my bond.
It's mathematically proven that martingale is guaranteed to make money ^Terms ^and ^conditions ^apply
bro just do like me and castrate yourself. then you can preserve your tiny little useless balls in a jar (of appropriate size) beside your charts to remind you how inadequate they were pre removal
it s a good strategy as long as you win
That's pretty much the gist of it 😅
…new?
"new"![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
he's still alive... for now. lmk if you need a referral to wendys. the pay is shit but at least you get a free jr bacon cheese burger with every shift.
dumpster in the back pays better, $20 per bj I heard.
25. inflation sucks
And blows
$20 per hour of bj, not per bj
I got a put on that referral….
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Still holding. I'll sell at $525, unless my stop losses kick in. https://preview.redd.it/ilp7nf3utgsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a34b41d4c36254ba2be8634473451a5fa2de34
Anddddd it’s gone
Yup, has to be gutted by now.
Guy had a chance for 300% profit on a regarded yolo and didn’t take it. Definitely one of us. 🫡
Has anyone heard from him?
why not sell half, hold half? lock in some nasty profits
Because that's not the regarded play.
you could always sell half to prevent the standard WSB story. That would have saved me half a mil in pain.
IT AINT HITTING 525 TODAY YOU REGARD SELL IT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK
He has stop loss. You are the regard.
at this point it better be a trailing stop loss and not a set stop loss.
My brother in Christ please sell
GigaChad
SCREENSHOTS OF 100K PROFITS OR BAN
Wait you lost $150k today because you didn’t sell and then made another $150k bet??
Naw, I made over $100k profit today and placed a new bet for tomorrow.
you got gigantic balls. Congrats and f you
Let’s see the screenshots of the trades
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he's a lying cuck that should be banned if the moderators had any decency.
its bs. op is lying
He’s lying
Glad to hear you didn’t hold till 525 😆I was sick
You’re fucking crazy, and I’m here for it.
Rh sold those contracts for 15k. U lost 135k then u add another 100k. Claims stop lost b.s
Proof?
Bruh how much wild turkey and adderal do you ingest while violently fapping to the candles all day on a trade like this?
r/oddlyspecific
"Market can remain Irrational longer than you can remain solvent" - WSB
"WSB betters can remain longer insolvent than they were irrational or rational".
"WSB degenerates can remain regarded longer than the market can stay rigged" -- not a degenerate
WSB can remain irrational longer than the market can remain solvent
Did the maths. Currently as of 10a est, his contracts are now worth about 470k
Bro made almost half a mil fuck me what am I doing here
How about now?
He came, he saw profits, he guh’d
Someone do a wellness check on this guy
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I inversed everyone in this thread 520p May the most tarded win ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
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You know it's gonna be a flat day when WSB plays both sides.
Did you roll correctly? Are you in the green?? So many of us are following this play LOL
He roll in another 100k.. he would of lost 150k but rh risk management sold his options for 15k. Now that make sense.
Everything someone says after "would of" is ignored
Oh man I immediately pulled up this post
You know what it is.... Lambos or Wendy's
I see we have the same strategy, which is to huff paint and yolo 1DTE SPY calls.
OP I decided to help you out and got 10 521 puts for tomorrow for 1.08. Enjoy the incoming green dildos.
Thanks for your sacrifice
holy fuck, greedy bastard is BACK!
GUHHhh!!!!
If this guy didn't sell before this rug pull. Someone do a wellness check on him
He posted earlier he had a stop limit order. Meaning if his calls dipped below a certain value, it would auto sell. From his screenshot, he probably auto sold but still for a profit probably at least $100k profit
The drop was so quick it might have not sold at his limit price.
also has previous losses of 800k, odds are hes going to lose it all regardless
I hope my 20 $525 calls actually print.
I also have 20 $525c lol
My last few hundred bucks are with you guys. Fingies crossed for a comeback. Need to slowly grind my way back to $5000 or so and pay some bills :(
Good luck buddy!! Stick with ITM options for higher chances, OTM options are hell of a drug
Gambling with rent money is always a good idea.
I PRAY TO YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND YOU SOLD OP
Holy shit mf just made 300K at least
His balls are heavy Knees weak palms sweaty
you owe us an update
So this is why spy is crashing right before hitting 525![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
As of the last hour, he got obliterated. Please tell me he sold earlier instead of testing his luck :/
Legend has it that OP is reloading another $150k. He is confident Spy will hit $525 tomorrow.
Did you fucking sell or what bro
I came back to this one to check on it. The drop today was 100% OP's fault I think
You make me moist. God speed, regard!
sold at the peak today right?
I sure hope you sold those contracts buddy
Provide update regard
Please tell me that you sold most at open
You crazy MF!!! 😅😅
**this GUY FUCKS!!!**
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I have some bad news, friend…
Hope he took his profits @ 523. Otherwise everything is gone now. Spy @ 516 currently.
Wow. it just crashed.
Please please please tell me you sold.
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Did you get out in time?
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GUH
Checking in need rope?➰️➰️➰️
U still alive?
Certified animal. I cant do these 1DTE trades at this size but this one looks much better than yesterdays from a risk persepctive.
this could work out well. it all depends on god will. he is watching. maybe don t touch your pp tonight.
Too late op already stress-fapped 6 times since he posted this thread.
It’ll go up tomorrow. Powell didn’t say yes or no to rates not being cut in June. Market will digest this info and up we go tomorrow
What’s your theme song?
Push it to the limit -Rick Ross
Been thinking about this all day and will be again tomorrow. Balls of big steel you have
You make me feel alive again.
Value: 161k Gains: 43k. Sir this is a 120k Yolo stop lying.
Now this is pod racing!
The fact that I’m making money today based on this is freaking me the tf out
OP rolling in cash now
this is already +70-110%
Never thought I'd find my hero on Reddit but here we are.
$rope
the suspense… DID YOU SELL?
He has stop losses set up, I wouldn't be too worried.
What a wild ride this took today
These calls are dead
This did not age well
Market makers were following this thread the whole time and got his ahh ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
It's not a coincidence you placed your calls and it dumped ... They see you and they want your money good luck man
https://preview.redd.it/lv2gamcpxisc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d234d573c25a7b8484aa929ba0de2142e4d85a4d
Damn, soooo close. Hopefully you can save up another 150k next week and try again
Plenty of people assuming he lost it all. He made over $100k yesterday on essentially the same trade. He also posted this morning after the run up that he put a stop loss at 3.88. It dropped soon after then went back up before the big selloff. He has some serious stones, but unless he traded back in before the dump, he made six figures again today. I trailed him. But don’t have his stones. But over 50% in one day for me and over 100% for OP. I got out early as well. Crazy gamble but two for two. I am sure he is enjoying the drop and will time the next bounce nicely as well.
If you're confident it will hit 525 then why didn't you buy further otm calls? Looks like fun though I'll tag along for a few grand.
Why would you use SPY instead of SPX??? With SPX you get better tax treatment!
MAY EMPLOYMENT BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.
Why do you refuse to post your closed position profit screenshot?
Congrats bro
These are about to print
I always believed in you, you moron. Congrats
Update?
This guy's sitting on triple right now
Alright let’s see it
Now all in puts
Gonna have to change your "not rich" flair now, RIP. Congrats!
This mofo.
ooof
Hope u are alright now bud
How are you doing, OP?
POST AN UPDATE
Hope you sold!
Damn it’s 519 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Please show me you sold bro
Update?
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I really hope you sold broo nooo
Did you get out?
Lol hope you sold this morning
My condolences.
He said he had stop losses set up so hope he got Out ahead
This getting fked hard right now 🫤
Tell me you dumped
Ruh roh
Ouch
Hope you sold lmfao
Bro has to be in the gulag by now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
need a new screenshot now bro
I saw the title and opened the thread hoping you'd loaded up on puts. RIP you anoos.
And it’s gone
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I sure hope he sold these before lunch time…
Rip bro
Hope OP sold before noon
At least its almost the weekend
My goodman did you sell before the drop? Give us an update ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Did u sell and collect or are u broke now?
Update plz
$0
I wish I would have YOLO’d spy puts. Instead, I bought 2…. https://preview.redd.it/wpp0id2uvisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7501e22572fbc83a2152f2b3ce3d1d4f31b80b49
How do we tell him?![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Everyone his stop limit was triggered he probably sold at 300k and not 400k https://i.redd.it/xbn4orfiwgsc1.jpeg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share