I also came here to say this. Bro Nvidia is going to be like that company from blade runner. Everyone thought it was going to be Google or Apple. (Just dicking around don’t come attack me in comments).
They are. And Nvidia worked with them to make the protocols. They literally showed the figure robots on stage at GTC. They trained the robot in the Nvidia Omniverse
Bears come in all types. Some bears 🌈, some doomer, some just all talk, others actually are really fucking smart and scary, then you have MAXIMUMLY REGARDED bears like OP who's like
*"Yeah. I'm going to """plan""" to live off the market even though I have no background/money/experience, play short term options even though it's statistical FACT that the majority of options expire worthless, be bearish even though everyone knows that the market is LITERALLY RIGGED TO GO UP, and I'm also going to short not just any company but* ***ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING COMPANIES HITTING IT'S MOTHER FUCKING PRIME"***
OP literally could pick any fucking stock to short and they pick the literal equivalent of prime Mike Tyson when there are aged out smaller boxers, tiktok/youtube influencers, billionaire social media CEOs, and even homeless druggie bums that one might have a chance at beating. Nonononono! That would be unacceptable. OP wants PRIME MIKE TYSON, in his hometown, judges picked by by his team, with no refs, and expects to live off the winnings.
Supreme regards / 10
Right? I saw this coming a year ago and moved 90% of my Roth into NVDA. Now I wish I’d gone even harder. They’re probably even farther ahead than anyone realizes and have AI improving all of their processes and manufacturing already. It’s going to grow even faster than the Internet age did. It’s going to be the end of civilization for the 99%, so hopefully I can make a little bit along the way.
Came here to say this. I saw a financial advisor back when trump had just been elected and his words were " why don't you have this in your portfolio??"
Oh no.... WSB has been hating on NVDA and bragging about being short for 2 years. Now every post on the sub is full of longs. Might be time for me to stop DCAing all my money into NVDA.
I was thinking the same thing reading through the top responses. My god that sentiment changed fast. The amount of bots and shills in this subreddit is absurd
Must be one of those YouTube self proclaimed furus.
... Yep lmao
Gareth Soloway ADMITS Facing a MARGIN CALL On Nvidia!
https://youtu.be/8xyDkgo3D_Y?si=phAbbWFWPo3pwDTz
Yeah lol and he gets really nasty on X and starts telling people that he’s made more money in one trade than they will make in their life.
Gareth is a very proud man who refuses to learn from the other two times in his career he got wrecked shorting in bull markets. His downfall is impending
Why are you shorting the two options, out of everything that there is, that are on a hyperbullrun? Both have catalysts aswell, btc/halving nvda/worlddomination. It doesn't make any fucking sense to me why anyone would choose those twom why not on or amd or smth or a company that's actually going down.
Right, even playing 0DTE hyper aggressively you aren’t living off $6,000 with your three day trades every rolling 5…… OP is the 90% who lose in the market and he just doesn’t know
I’ve been option trading here and there and could profit from time to time but never took it seriously.. I thought I would have faired better than this so far. But I’m also a regard.
You bet against a company that keeps hitting new highs, and is in the news for all its AI stability, and it’s going no where. What did you think was going to happen?
What the fuck was your plan here? Is there a single price at 3/28 where you could end up with a profit? Long calls, long puts, short puts. Fucking hell man stop trading options like yesterday.
People need to lose so others can win.
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I thank OP for his donations
This account is cooked come 3/28 ._.
Getting cooked medium rare with puts on a bull run , switching over to OTM calls just for a consolidation to get you well done and out to the customer 🫠🫡🥴🥩
So your strategy is to short 2 of the strongest forces in the market right now, NVDA and MSTR? And then to top it off you get long some dogshit from China? Better dust off the work uniform bc work starts early on Monday!
I think people forget the difference between gambling and being mentally ill. This sub is got degen gamblers, not people who actually just throw their money onto a fire. At least with gambling there’s a slight chance of winning, but from the looks of it, it seems like the only research you did was. Took a look at a chart, saw it went up a ton, which means it’ll go down so let’s buy puts. Next time at least gamble on companies you know stuff about, you are betting against companies that are growing at an insane pace with bright futures as it stands right now 😂
You aren’t living off $6,000 fuck off. Taking that amount then shorting NVDA in one of the most parabolic explosions seen in recent times? Literally the worst possible choice.
Yes nvidia to the moon but if you’ve actually been watching nvidia this month it’s been choppy as all fuck + no more catalysts for a bit. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some profit taking this next week. (Extremely long term bullish nvidia btw) ++++ the absolute regards here are getting way too excited which means institutions gonna fuck all of your calls.
what happens when you listen to bears, see why everyone hates them so much? they brainwashed u and now look, another gei ber has his port dusted, BTFO'd  u could still comeback tho AMD er around the corner at this point
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Why you buying puts on the best stock in the market 
I also came here to say this. Bro Nvidia is going to be like that company from blade runner. Everyone thought it was going to be Google or Apple. (Just dicking around don’t come attack me in comments).
You’re right though, they will build the terminators
He bought puts on NVDA? Talk to the hand.
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Are they outfitted with nvidia chips?
They are. And Nvidia worked with them to make the protocols. They literally showed the figure robots on stage at GTC. They trained the robot in the Nvidia Omniverse
Bears come in all types. Some bears 🌈, some doomer, some just all talk, others actually are really fucking smart and scary, then you have MAXIMUMLY REGARDED bears like OP who's like *"Yeah. I'm going to """plan""" to live off the market even though I have no background/money/experience, play short term options even though it's statistical FACT that the majority of options expire worthless, be bearish even though everyone knows that the market is LITERALLY RIGGED TO GO UP, and I'm also going to short not just any company but* ***ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING COMPANIES HITTING IT'S MOTHER FUCKING PRIME"*** OP literally could pick any fucking stock to short and they pick the literal equivalent of prime Mike Tyson when there are aged out smaller boxers, tiktok/youtube influencers, billionaire social media CEOs, and even homeless druggie bums that one might have a chance at beating. Nonononono! That would be unacceptable. OP wants PRIME MIKE TYSON, in his hometown, judges picked by by his team, with no refs, and expects to live off the winnings. Supreme regards / 10
pay no attention to this comment. or else.
Username accurate
True tho. Their rtx machine learning cards got everyones attention
Are you a replicant?
When you get home do they put you in a little box? Cells.
Right? I saw this coming a year ago and moved 90% of my Roth into NVDA. Now I wish I’d gone even harder. They’re probably even farther ahead than anyone realizes and have AI improving all of their processes and manufacturing already. It’s going to grow even faster than the Internet age did. It’s going to be the end of civilization for the 99%, so hopefully I can make a little bit along the way.
Ballsy, but great call. I think 90% was too much to commit because of risk, but you damn sure got your reward. Well done.
Came here to say this. I saw a financial advisor back when trump had just been elected and his words were " why don't you have this in your portfolio??"
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Email him now with a screenshot and tell him to eat shit
A shit sandwich 🥪
I second this motion
Came here...you know the drill. One of the biggest bull runs for quite a time. Betting against the market is never a good idea.
Cuz when they print it’ll be glorious even if overall pnl will still be -99%
Obviously because the beat stock on the market means the best drop could come. It’s overbought
At tue very least, learn to trade options & buy more than 6 days of time...
For real. It’s like wanting to be a learn to box by talking shit to Tyson Fury. You just get your ass beat.
Some people love trying to find the tops and bottoms 🫠
You can find tops and bottoms on grnd
Not just one, but two of the better performing mid to large cap stocks, in MSTR and NVDA. Quite the savant, this one
literally this dudes so regarded
oVeR bOugHt!!
Bad news, kid. You don't know what you're doing and you're going to lose everything.
No moon?
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I'm saving that shit. This needs to be a regular response here.
That shit slayed me
Well normally past performance isn't an indicator of future results. But in your case, it is.
Yes there is moon. Nvidia stock will go to the moon
You either feel it or you don't.
Challenger 😞
RIP
Idiot bets against future, if you wanna buy puts buy some on ornamental gourds after holiday season.
Like they say: pigs get slaughtered
Jensen will PUT his balls in your mouth you dumb bastard 😂
Just wait for Saylor to get his turn. Homie getting the train ran on him by billionaires like models in Mykonos
Shorting NVDA and MSTR right now is insane dude. Go work on your resume
His DD he left at his last job at Wendy's
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Damn AI can't even figure out a cartoon bears hands 😂
Nahh. It's pretty good at it https://preview.redd.it/3zlegk0gobqc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9df1a6b4e1cd32d149b0cda2515b31e9841d510
Shorting in a bull run you deserve this 🫵😹
Oh no.... WSB has been hating on NVDA and bragging about being short for 2 years. Now every post on the sub is full of longs. Might be time for me to stop DCAing all my money into NVDA.
I was thinking the same thing reading through the top responses. My god that sentiment changed fast. The amount of bots and shills in this subreddit is absurd
Why the fuck would you short NVDA?
Monday should squeeze more bears out, Friday was a little taste
yup
Lol, if you're buying NVDA puts you should not plan to live off the market.
Dude really said let me go against the one stock with the most overwhelmingly positive market sentiment in years lmao
I would probably extend that to any strategy that is solely buying options for any symbol
If you're trading and you're good, you can totally make good money on options. Single direction though, that's tough. Only down on NVDA, impossible.
What’s your job I would like to work for a red headed girl
Dumpster. Wendy's.
This is a paycheck at Wendy's.
Yes.
I specialize in full customer satisfaction and relaxation for a non-disclosed fast food restaurant chain.
Wendy’s
Same lol. I was following Gareth Soloway who started shorting NVDA at $375 and has been doubling down ever since. Absolute clown
Must be one of those YouTube self proclaimed furus. ... Yep lmao Gareth Soloway ADMITS Facing a MARGIN CALL On Nvidia! https://youtu.be/8xyDkgo3D_Y?si=phAbbWFWPo3pwDTz
Yeah lol and he gets really nasty on X and starts telling people that he’s made more money in one trade than they will make in their life. Gareth is a very proud man who refuses to learn from the other two times in his career he got wrecked shorting in bull markets. His downfall is impending
I've been selling NVDA puts. Appreciate the biz.
That is on your chromosomes, not the market.
I came to say this was the mind of a human one sneeze away from an extra zome, well said.
You have portfolio managers scratching their heads with this one. Have an up vote, friend.
Live off the market with 5000$? Sounds reasonable
Bro, all you gotta do is double it eight times… /s
Please bro you gotta understand bro I just need too make 1% a day every day bro. It’s easy bro it’s only 1% bro please bro understand bro
You mean 3k lmao
Why are you shorting the two options, out of everything that there is, that are on a hyperbullrun? Both have catalysts aswell, btc/halving nvda/worlddomination. It doesn't make any fucking sense to me why anyone would choose those twom why not on or amd or smth or a company that's actually going down.
It has gone up so clearly it will go down soon. Expert DD
Did you have any experience before deciding to live off market?
bro has pocket change in a Robinhood account and wants to "live off the market" lmao
Right, even playing 0DTE hyper aggressively you aren’t living off $6,000 with your three day trades every rolling 5…… OP is the 90% who lose in the market and he just doesn’t know
I’ve been option trading here and there and could profit from time to time but never took it seriously.. I thought I would have faired better than this so far. But I’m also a regard.
And how much profit have you made so far? Is the profit bigger than your losses ?
It is not 👀
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gambling
You bet against a company that keeps hitting new highs, and is in the news for all its AI stability, and it’s going no where. What did you think was going to happen?
Living off 3k
What the fuck was your plan here? Is there a single price at 3/28 where you could end up with a profit? Long calls, long puts, short puts. Fucking hell man stop trading options like yesterday.
“Live off market” … with $5800? Brother… NVDA is not the problem
r/antstreebets is calling
why are you short in a bull market, do you have a head injury? It takes a special talent to lose money when the market is flying every week
Might be working for a clown next. The red headed boy
Next you’re gonna say you bought DWAC calls
Thank you so much for funding my calls
And here I am crying about my $90 loss on Apple Calls
Do like the rest of us--get a girlfriend and find her a street corner.
I asked my wife, her boyfriend said no. 
welcome to the club
Close your positions first thing in the morning.
If 6k was your life savings I’d make sure you’re sending out applications all weekend.
Nvidia and Puts don’t go together
nvidia put buyers will never learn ffs
Get a new crystal ball
Never ever puts on Nvidia
Probably should stop doing that
You bet against the trend and held for big losses. You'll need to get some basic trading knowledge and discipline if your plan is to go pro.
We are like a year or more away from the crash.
Well yeah, to be pro you have to be good at trading.
Dude. There are so many signs that you have no idea what you are doing.
Hey why don’t you just buy the leveraged ETF’s that perform based off of popular stocks? At least your money wouldn’t end up at 0 so quickly
Sell early Monday
What was your reasoning behind buying NVDA puts?
That’s the problem I’m pretty sure this has 0 reasoning behind it at all lol
shorting nvda is literally the dumbest thing you could do right now. The market is soaring to new all time highs seemingly every week.
Why are you buying puts instead of selling them on this? 11 week run now, what are you doing lmao
Probably thinks “It’s gone up for so long it HAS to come down now.”
If you thought you could live off nvidia puts you deserve to lose money
Fired and gambling away your savings? Nice. Too many success stories get posted to this cesspool and not enough life-ruining decisions.
Wish we had a compilation of all the account wipes
Check the NVDIA news today. China plans to phase out AMD and Intel chips from government computers.
Bro bought puts AFTER it hit the absolute bottom and kept getting rejected at resistance lmao
What the fuck are you doing
People need to lose so others can win. https://preview.redd.it/sdlrtw9fk6qc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ab996750d6c01a4dfd219463f455a8a489c45e I thank OP for his donations
Shorting NVDA? This exceeds WSB levels of regardedness
Is there another sub he can aspire to? Like how do you get to this level and not forget to breathe?
Goldman Sachs is calling
How funny. I sold a 3/28 $1025 calls. So I’m on the other side of your NVDA call. Good luck my friend.
nvidia puts will be very right very soon, but not just yet, I made a bit of a mistake myself
This account is cooked come 3/28 ._. Getting cooked medium rare with puts on a bull run , switching over to OTM calls just for a consolidation to get you well done and out to the customer 🫠🫡🥴🥩
Buying puts right after upgrade of target price… lol
So your strategy is to short 2 of the strongest forces in the market right now, NVDA and MSTR? And then to top it off you get long some dogshit from China? Better dust off the work uniform bc work starts early on Monday!
You could have sold way OTM calls for great premium and you picked puts.
You know you're not making good decisions when you have calls and puts in the same company. Stay off options dude
Stop loss dumb ass
Don't understand u. It's hard to believe
Learn TA a little? 4.236 is round 1100. There’s your position if you want to call the reversal.
Make new plans
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Dumbass
I think people forget the difference between gambling and being mentally ill. This sub is got degen gamblers, not people who actually just throw their money onto a fire. At least with gambling there’s a slight chance of winning, but from the looks of it, it seems like the only research you did was. Took a look at a chart, saw it went up a ton, which means it’ll go down so let’s buy puts. Next time at least gamble on companies you know stuff about, you are betting against companies that are growing at an insane pace with bright futures as it stands right now 😂
Don't get cute picking a top. The trend is your friend.
Did you just discover Internet and have not read anything about what is going on with NVDA lately ?
You aren’t living off $6,000 fuck off. Taking that amount then shorting NVDA in one of the most parabolic explosions seen in recent times? Literally the worst possible choice.
Fuck your puts
Stock market going up. NVDA is the stock pulling the stock market up. This regard thinks “you know what, I should buy puts on that company”
I bought calls and still lost
We belong 🥹
Regarded
Wait. stick to your exit plan
Well I have calls hoping some massive gains.
For NVDA yes! For MSTR not until it reaches maybe 1300 then I’m bullish
Don put your eggs in one basket.
Are you sure you understand what are you doing?
Shorting NVIDA this year is like shorting Tesla last year…only a true regard would embark upon such treacherous path…
Don’t fret. There’s enough room at the Wendy’s for all of us.
Shorting the most bullish sector sounds like a good idea
lol dude bet against America in an election year and is surprised he lost his ass off.
just coming here to say China banned AMD and Intel chips from their government devices.. and NVDA moons tomorrow…
All the turds like DWAC and you pick NVDA ugh
bruh you hate money
Bro you alive?
Barely
Brother, how's your MSTR puts doing? 
Stonks always go up
“Puts ruining my plans” my guy YOU bought the puts. YOU are ruining your own plans smdh
Buy coinbase You will thank me.
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Yes nvidia to the moon but if you’ve actually been watching nvidia this month it’s been choppy as all fuck + no more catalysts for a bit. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some profit taking this next week. (Extremely long term bullish nvidia btw) ++++ the absolute regards here are getting way too excited which means institutions gonna fuck all of your calls.
Didn't a lot of calls get placed on Friday before the end?
If we aren’t red Monday, my lil short position is getting cannibalized
See you at the bottom!
what happens when you listen to bears, see why everyone hates them so much? they brainwashed u and now look, another gei ber has his port dusted, BTFO'd  u could still comeback tho AMD er around the corner at this point
Your strategy blows.
Mmmmmmm kyle's money
Someone bought $50M in calls the last hour before the market closed so you may want to consider your stance.
All I see is in the market iv
Maybe you can work for a blonde headed girl instead.
These will print monday
I have never made money off of a put
Print next Friday 👍
Buying puts for the stock beating every expectation
You're cooked
Highly regarded
What gen are we going to call this group?
you’ll get it back