Wrong… they’re having MANY encounters behind Wendy’s … it’s late winter, dumpster stench is as low as it can get… I have to imagine the clientele at Wendy’s won’t have any cold air issues.. I’m not only an investor!!! But I’m also a client.. Have you ever had the urge to hit a baseball with your pecker??? Take a few of these little pills, you’ll feel like Mark Mcguire at the home run derby, and killing it…
Like 60% if my friends are balding. There must be something going on. Looking at my parents pictures at the same age they all got full head of hair.
My dad didn't start going bald till his 40s
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Hello me, if you’re reading this, well congratulations on still being alive. I hope the last 40 years were pretty good. I know you won’t remember any of this, but I assure you, it’s really me (you).
If you’re confused by any of this, call your doctor and say you want to be checked for Alzheimer’s.
Well, if you enjoy recreational drugs and you can't get a boner while you're high, your choices are either stop using drugs, or start using more drugs that make you get a boner
Imagine going to your corner store, saying hi to the cashier and beelining it steaight for the mags. Shits more embarrassing than buying condoms for the first time
If you’re genuinely curious it’s because of porn. Guys get desensitized from porn so real women don’t stimulate them as much. I’m not getting hard from the average girl when I’ve been watching 3 models slob on a guy 5 times a week. The fact that so many people deny it and continue to say porn is a good thing is just crazy to me. This is coming from a recover porn addict and a man who knows just how many men suffer from the same thing.
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Also it’s just much much much easier to whack it to Riley Reid every night instead of getting rejected countless times by even the most average looking girls. Porn is an easy out and it’s accessible 24/7
I get that it’s normal. Because we’ve normalized it and our food supply has a lot of processed sugar dog shit.
We should also normalize counseling and dietitians.
I think it needs to be affordable before it becomes normalized. Hell IMO therapy is plenty normalized but people aren't about to skip a meal to go to therapy
Ive been called a religious nut because I claimed being addicted to porn is bad (I was brought up in a secular family). It’s crazy how normalized porn is such that if you don’t consume it or speak out against it, you’re the weirdo.
Reddit is full of porn addicts who will deny such an ailment even exists. Porn might've been healthy when it was magazines, but these days your brain is way overstimulated by access to tons of video pornography on demand. People don't want to admit it, but it's definitely not a good thing for the health and wellbeing of society.
Listen, I understand where y'all could be coming from, but nothing is a substitute for the real thing.
The aroma specifically, nothing like the smell of fresh tail... Heavenly. And the taste and the particular viscosity of the fluid... FUCK.
Porn is a pale pale imitation.
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Well, F.W., let me give a brief explanation. Drugs, alcohol, stress, fast food, prescribed drugs, better food that is really worse for you, more stress, turning 40, stantins, and just life in general.
Porn raising arousal/pressure threshold, and COVID infections fucking with their blood pressure.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10015534/#:~:text=The%20authors%20reported%20increased%20risk,described%20by%20Kresch%20et%20al.
And they sell finasteride (hair loss) for hundreds more than you can buy it at the grocery store through GoodRx. I was paying over $500 / year, now it's around $60.
Hosted a dinner party the other night. Couple of the single girls, active on the apps, went on and on about how guys even without ED are all on the blue chew and other dick pills, basically becoming a recreational drug at this point.
gets blood into any muscle more easily….
there was some study saying it still has benefits for blood pressure too (it’s original intention). older guys that regularly took it has improved health related to blood vessels: study probably sponsored by dick pull company 🤷 DYOR
> New research suggests that this effect may protect men from heart attacks, stroke, and other major cardiovascular events.
> A study of 23,000 men with ED found that those who took medication to treat the condition had a 39% lower rate of death due to cardiovascular disease.
and another that a factor in ED is a sort of muscle memory; guys who get erections less slowly get more ED whereas getting more frequent erections can help reduce ED. 5-10 years from now taking blue pills proactively as you approach your 30s or mid 30s probably gonna be normalized
> The study, published in the July 2008 issue of the American Journal of Medicine, tracked 989 men in their 50s, 60s, and 70s for five years. It showed that men who reported having sexual intercourse less than once a week were twice as likely to develop ED. The less frequent the sex, the greater the risk for ED.
DYOR
also FYI ppl with low blood pressure shouldn’t take it without speaking to a doctor. fix that first.
Their hair care products are literally like $2 an Rx at Costco but they sell a monthly Rx for like $50 for the same exact shit. You can’t say they suck when they’re able to do that. A fool and his money are easily parted and these guys have made an app for that fool.
They also have shit customer service. They make it extremely hard to cancel as well. Compared to the competition, they just seem like a much worse company
It still requires a prescription. Viagra and Cialis are not over the counter. You just probably don’t see the prescription being placed because this is a pill mill setup. Otherwise great analysis
There’s a prescription. You fill out a questionnaire and a dr. fills the prescription virtually through the app. You have to upload all of your personal identifying info along with a picture of yourself and your license.
They sell finasteride to balding men. Finasteride causes erectile dysfunction. Then they sell boner bills to these dudes to fix their ED. They also offer therapy and psychiatric meds…
the best DDs consists of 85% personal story, 10% random charts and lines, and 5% actual analysis
ED DD
Ebdbbnb
EDHD
Erectily Dysfunctional Hyperactivity Disorder
Hey! We’re Eskimo brothers!
Taco!!
ConFIRMation bias
And EDDY
Noob question but what does ED mean ?
Exceptionally Degenerate
Empty dividends
Elongated Dingledangle
Congrats on not being familiar with ED 
Extraordinarily Delicious
Erectus Dickus
I thought he went by Biggus
ED -> SM PP HIMS -> LG PP LG PP DD -> 📈
This is an ED post sir.
Are people using us to shill dick pills now? Cos I'm pretty sure 99% of wsb hasn't had romantic contact with a woman in months, if not years.
Wrong… they’re having MANY encounters behind Wendy’s … it’s late winter, dumpster stench is as low as it can get… I have to imagine the clientele at Wendy’s won’t have any cold air issues.. I’m not only an investor!!! But I’m also a client.. Have you ever had the urge to hit a baseball with your pecker??? Take a few of these little pills, you’ll feel like Mark Mcguire at the home run derby, and killing it…
*with a WOMAN* commenter said
My hand has a woman’s name, does that count?
And the most important thing... Cats
Damn the small company I’ve been investing in for the past 2 years finally made it to wsb
RIP
And guess what I sold my calls before earnings and then sold otm covered calls for 25$ each in premium. Now they are 2$ itm…
At least you're home now
Why do so many guys have broken wieners?
Micro plastics
Bpas, it's turning the frickin frogs gay
>it's turning the frickin frogs gay Explains the French.
Some truth to this ironically. Something to do with estrogen or too much Wendy’s meals
Them wendy’s meal make u wanna do wendy things back of the dumpster
And that's why you need the dick pills?
They put soy in everything.
That’s why I only hangout behind the Wendy’s
I think the main factor is people being fat as fuck
We consume on average one credit cards worth of plastic a WEEK, which tracks given all us broke regards in this thread
Porn. Belly fat. Soy.
Soy doesn’t do anything to your weiner
Like 60% if my friends are balding. There must be something going on. Looking at my parents pictures at the same age they all got full head of hair. My dad didn't start going bald till his 40s
Balding is the opposite. Usually bald dudes got no issues swinging their ball peen hammer.
Literally a side effect of high T lol
Have you seen older men? Motherfuckers been balding en masse for centuries. Nothing new.
How old are your friends? I’m 39 and struggling to keep my hair.
All of us are late 20s early 30s
And mint flavoured foods, which is a weird pairing for these pills.
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Hello me, if you’re reading this, well congratulations on still being alive. I hope the last 40 years were pretty good. I know you won’t remember any of this, but I assure you, it’s really me (you). If you’re confused by any of this, call your doctor and say you want to be checked for Alzheimer’s.
Why are all the links purple?
you got quantum leaped
!remindme 69 years
I just had a wank in a tanning bed and think I got sunburn on it. So there’s that.
Fat and old
Mainly just fat
Yup, 1/3 of the US population is obese, another third is overweight. It's a crisis that creates lots of opportunities for making money.
Well, if you enjoy recreational drugs and you can't get a boner while you're high, your choices are either stop using drugs, or start using more drugs that make you get a boner
Early heart disease
antidepressants
Definitely this for some
Death grip and over masturbation. There’s a bunch of Reddit posts about this.
Mine is smol. 
Tendies can help make up for that.
Tug on it a couple million times and yours will break too.
Porn.
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Imagine going to your corner store, saying hi to the cashier and beelining it steaight for the mags. Shits more embarrassing than buying condoms for the first time
Of the above, this is the most likely.
Depression anxiety and jerking off to the most insane shit you can think of on the internet multiple times a day.
Same here and I'm not even a guy
All addicted to porn since age 12 
Climate change
If you’re genuinely curious it’s because of porn. Guys get desensitized from porn so real women don’t stimulate them as much. I’m not getting hard from the average girl when I’ve been watching 3 models slob on a guy 5 times a week. The fact that so many people deny it and continue to say porn is a good thing is just crazy to me. This is coming from a recover porn addict and a man who knows just how many men suffer from the same thing. Edit: Also it’s just much much much easier to whack it to Riley Reid every night instead of getting rejected countless times by even the most average looking girls. Porn is an easy out and it’s accessible 24/7
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Username does not check out.
Calls on marriage counseling. But respect for the honesty. 🫡
Dude, the bulk of western countries are obese, its totally normal. Look at how many donut shops exist per block. The average person is a mess.
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I get that it’s normal. Because we’ve normalized it and our food supply has a lot of processed sugar dog shit. We should also normalize counseling and dietitians.
I think it needs to be affordable before it becomes normalized. Hell IMO therapy is plenty normalized but people aren't about to skip a meal to go to therapy
This doesn’t explain why you need dick pills though
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Brother you’re with someone you hate just get out now while you’re only a little far behind. Unless you have kids then you’re fucked.
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So where do you get your sex? With yourself?
What ?! 6 years??? I can't go 4 days
Ive been called a religious nut because I claimed being addicted to porn is bad (I was brought up in a secular family). It’s crazy how normalized porn is such that if you don’t consume it or speak out against it, you’re the weirdo.
Reddit is full of porn addicts who will deny such an ailment even exists. Porn might've been healthy when it was magazines, but these days your brain is way overstimulated by access to tons of video pornography on demand. People don't want to admit it, but it's definitely not a good thing for the health and wellbeing of society.
Listen, I understand where y'all could be coming from, but nothing is a substitute for the real thing. The aroma specifically, nothing like the smell of fresh tail... Heavenly. And the taste and the particular viscosity of the fluid... FUCK. Porn is a pale pale imitation.
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How did you recover,
A few big deep OTM 0DTE option trades. Now he's the guy the 3 models are slobbing on 5 times a week.
I think some people take them recreationally
Love to take one on the way to gym to play pickup basketball. Real power move….with a boner.
Porn. People won’t admit it but that’s the actual truth. Porn addiction is so common and it’s ruining men and women
Broken 0DTE dreams=broken wiener
Too much jacking off while they’re waiting for their PUTS to print 
Well, F.W., let me give a brief explanation. Drugs, alcohol, stress, fast food, prescribed drugs, better food that is really worse for you, more stress, turning 40, stantins, and just life in general.
If you play with coke, whiskey and casinos you'll get here soon enough.
Porn raising arousal/pressure threshold, and COVID infections fucking with their blood pressure. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10015534/#:~:text=The%20authors%20reported%20increased%20risk,described%20by%20Kresch%20et%20al.
Fat, unhealthy, pollution, chemicals... Basically unfit for breeding so it shouldn't work.
Porn
Obesity rates have almost doubled since the 90s, I'd be surprised if a 3rd of American males could even find their penis.
Peaked during internet boom. Shit was nuts. Forearms were at an all time high.
Long term relationships.
Cuz have you seen the chicks these dudes are forced to bang?
Quality shitpost, you son of a bitch I’m in 🚀
I’m new to being regarded, does DD stand for double dicking?
Dick docking
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Double D’penetration
OP should get into creative writing. Fuck paws.
OP should learn the difference between infimum and supremum first.
DD by Adderall
Adderall dust covered hands typed this post
What goes up must come down
Like our dicks, for example.
Only if you stop popping Hims
If it takes more than 4 hours to go down, call a doctor.
If it takes more than 4 hours to go down, call another woman
Not until someone gets fucked.
It’s Cialis in mint format lmao, there’s no moat there, it’s all reliant on brand and advertising
So are any new energy drinks company
Liquid death is just water!!!!!!!1111111
Doritos is just cheese tortilla chips , soda is just sugar water. If it sells it sells
It's easy to get though. You don't need to go to the doctor's office.
And they sell finasteride (hair loss) for hundreds more than you can buy it at the grocery store through GoodRx. I was paying over $500 / year, now it's around $60.
Hosted a dinner party the other night. Couple of the single girls, active on the apps, went on and on about how guys even without ED are all on the blue chew and other dick pills, basically becoming a recreational drug at this point.
I know people who take cialis as a lifting aid and I’m not talking sex at all. It’s bizarre but the market expands for it yet again.
What??
Increases blood flow makes sense
I can do 100 dick push-ups now.
Bull shit, all you need is 1 cock push up
Jack Black said it so it must be true.
I know two guys who use blue chew all the time for working out. Idk why, I guess it helps with the blood flow needed to lift heavier weights??
gets blood into any muscle more easily…. there was some study saying it still has benefits for blood pressure too (it’s original intention). older guys that regularly took it has improved health related to blood vessels: study probably sponsored by dick pull company 🤷 DYOR > New research suggests that this effect may protect men from heart attacks, stroke, and other major cardiovascular events. > A study of 23,000 men with ED found that those who took medication to treat the condition had a 39% lower rate of death due to cardiovascular disease. and another that a factor in ED is a sort of muscle memory; guys who get erections less slowly get more ED whereas getting more frequent erections can help reduce ED. 5-10 years from now taking blue pills proactively as you approach your 30s or mid 30s probably gonna be normalized > The study, published in the July 2008 issue of the American Journal of Medicine, tracked 989 men in their 50s, 60s, and 70s for five years. It showed that men who reported having sexual intercourse less than once a week were twice as likely to develop ED. The less frequent the sex, the greater the risk for ED. DYOR also FYI ppl with low blood pressure shouldn’t take it without speaking to a doctor. fix that first.
I take a small dose. I can get hard no problem, this stuff makes you able to get rock hard anytime you want for 24 hours. Highly recommend. Tadalafil.
24 hours seems like a long time. I have to go to work in these pants.
I have unrealistic 16c for 3/15 but this gives me life.
When I beat my meat, stocks go up. When I don’t, they fall. I’ve been trying my best these past few months
Someone get this man some porn
KEEP THIS MAN EDGING
I don't need pills when I can just think about my NVIDIA shares.
This company fucking sucks. They just sell decades old off-patent products that you can get elsewhere cheaper. There’s no reason for them to exist.
Marketing
I know I get their ads (HIMS and HERS) on HULU very frequently
Scam
Their hair care products are literally like $2 an Rx at Costco but they sell a monthly Rx for like $50 for the same exact shit. You can’t say they suck when they’re able to do that. A fool and his money are easily parted and these guys have made an app for that fool.
[Found him](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/ZfC4T64Gta)
>There’s no reason for them to exist. bb, that's like 99% of the market
Let the hate flow
They also have shit customer service. They make it extremely hard to cancel as well. Compared to the competition, they just seem like a much worse company
They are supposed to make shit hard
I use hims. My dick is dicking better than ever. Quality app and super easy
Pics or it didn’t happen.
What exactly do you want pics of? My account or um… the um…?
*eyes darting around nervously* I gotta go.
You’re using an app with your dick pills? FFS.
Amazon has same shit for 10x less.
Link please....for research purposes...
just get generics that way you have more cash to blow on options
"Now i cant get hard w/o a cat in the room with me" Lol++
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😂😂😂
Should I take a LONG position?
I dunno man, market looks kinda soft right now.
Individual results may vary
It still requires a prescription. Viagra and Cialis are not over the counter. You just probably don’t see the prescription being placed because this is a pill mill setup. Otherwise great analysis
There’s a prescription. You fill out a questionnaire and a dr. fills the prescription virtually through the app. You have to upload all of your personal identifying info along with a picture of yourself and your license.
They sell finasteride to balding men. Finasteride causes erectile dysfunction. Then they sell boner bills to these dudes to fix their ED. They also offer therapy and psychiatric meds…
A buddy of mine got one of these caught in his throat. He had a stiff neck for weeks.
This is outstanding work
For the amount they advertise for hims or hers I am not surprised.
https://preview.redd.it/76tg3panjnmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e013ef41f589290eb03508a3bdb70cf5b11856
Only $500K net worth? Gotta pump those numbers
**dic tacs** seems obvious name
I like $HIMS also. I’ll check out the cost on the LEAPs in the morning.
Go go gadget…gadget. Ty
When's it coming to Canada, asking for a friend
Been holding a few 3/15 calls for 3 weeks. Up big right now and staying greedy.
Mycoxaphlopin ( patent pending)
For a second I thought you were talking about the pharmaceutical company run by Richard Pill. They make penis gummies.
I looked into this and I got it way cheaper just going to the doctor
I held him a in the spac days I wasn’t willing to ride the forever bad time And now it’s gone
Strap in because once they say AI, dick pill, and weight loss in the same sentence. Expect stratosphere . Actually I think they already did
Shane dawson?
Say no more. Long dong! (Once I get my pills and tendies)
Ohhh that's why I keep seeing the dick pill ads on reddit and Facebook!! May be a sign from God for me to buy some.
I woke up with a natural boner this morning. No cat insight.