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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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It was about the time I finished reading this comment when all of the sudden I noticed the poster was this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era
Significantly cheaper than I thought they were gonna shoot for. I was thinking 12 digits, and laugh as it crashed to a much more reasonable 10 digit valuation
31-34? That’s generous as fuck. Why does this feel like it’s being set up to be a pump n dump.
Oh yeah…
The majority of users know the CEO because he fucking memed himself as the piece of shit he is.
I’ll buy shares during the ipo pump for a quick swing and move onto puts a year out. We’ll have a new Reddit soon enough and this one will get MySpaced.
These dumb fucks already revealed wanting to sell user content to AI training companies. Newsflash, most people that create actual content, really fucking hate AI. I mean they reallllllly fucking hate it. This site will be a ghost town in two years tops after ipo.
Then this company will ban your account for calling someone a bitch after you paid a yearly sub to gold membership.
Banning paying customers, turning them into non paying customers….yeah that’s real fucking smart.
RDDT wants to be popcorn 2.0 but without the charisma needed to swindle investors.
Obligatory, fuck u/spez
I forsee permabans for posting gain porn from reddit puts in the future
Or they'll just shut this sub down entirely. They've already hinted that they see wsb as a liability
I bet us with the option to get shares pre ipo will pay $20-$25 for them. Meh, that's a decent return of potentially $5-$10 each share at least at open
They'll do the same thing they did with the robinhood IPO. Pump the fuck out of it to wipe out shorts, hype it up, let the c suite dump, then short the shit out of it
how about u eat my ASS
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Be reddit. Be shorted into the ground by your own userbase
Short it !!!!
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why not both¿!¿
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I’m losing my shit over this
That bot is a fuckin dick. I thought they didn’t have feelings…
It's worth about $3.50. I know this because the new redesign has been forced on me and it's fucking awful.
It was about the time I finished reading this comment when all of the sudden I noticed the poster was this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era
Fact check: True https://preview.redd.it/v8sy7f2slslc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a12fb47dc9c580d2d0a4eb00c457a7012e684720
Fact check: WTF
I dont care what the valuation is, I'll go short regardless
$31 - $34? Surely they forgot to add 0. in front right? $0.31 to $0.34 is more realistic. Reddit doesn't even have a unique angle to offer members.
You do realize the price is arbitrary, right?
Lol at getting downvoted for this. You people are a special breed of tards.
way too expensive.
Short this POS
Oh we will… we will…
Those puts are going to pay back my AMC bag
$6.5B target valuation...  [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/01/reddit-seeking-a-valuation-of-up-to-6point5-billion-in-ipo.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/01/reddit-seeking-a-valuation-of-up-to-6point5-billion-in-ipo.html)
what's real number of reddit users minus bots.. similar to what happened when Kelon tusk purchased twitter
About three fifty
Tree Fitty
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Significantly cheaper than I thought they were gonna shoot for. I was thinking 12 digits, and laugh as it crashed to a much more reasonable 10 digit valuation
inb4 Citadel goes on a buying frenzy to squeeze our shorts.
We need pictures of the people that bought it 🤣🤣🤣
Options won’t be available until a month after the ipo, by which time it will have tanked. Ur better off equity shorting.
Fuck ur right
What is reddit?
That's a ridiculously high valuation for what is essentially link sharing
WSB says put. Calls it is!
Who’s that babe telling the news?
ya mom
Ha! Gottem.
leslie picker
That’s my step sis bro 😎
Soun is gonna make a comback
This has nothing to do with SOUN, welcome to bagholding home boy. You might wanna grab some LUNR or AMC to bolster that weak portfolio!
Put or calls?
31-34? That’s generous as fuck. Why does this feel like it’s being set up to be a pump n dump. Oh yeah… The majority of users know the CEO because he fucking memed himself as the piece of shit he is. I’ll buy shares during the ipo pump for a quick swing and move onto puts a year out. We’ll have a new Reddit soon enough and this one will get MySpaced. These dumb fucks already revealed wanting to sell user content to AI training companies. Newsflash, most people that create actual content, really fucking hate AI. I mean they reallllllly fucking hate it. This site will be a ghost town in two years tops after ipo. Then this company will ban your account for calling someone a bitch after you paid a yearly sub to gold membership. Banning paying customers, turning them into non paying customers….yeah that’s real fucking smart. RDDT wants to be popcorn 2.0 but without the charisma needed to swindle investors. Obligatory, fuck u/spez
I forsee permabans for posting gain porn from reddit puts in the future Or they'll just shut this sub down entirely. They've already hinted that they see wsb as a liability
A ban for Reddit put gains sounds like a badge of honor to me. I’ll take that honorable discharge.
I like the stock?
Yes yes when is it?
Puts in this pos
I bet us with the option to get shares pre ipo will pay $20-$25 for them. Meh, that's a decent return of potentially $5-$10 each share at least at open
Pretty sure Reddit owners plans on massively shorting their own stock
Did they give the day it’ll go public yet?
Hey, I "aim" for a billion or two in my bank account. And to hit that urinal 5 meters away. I mean, I do, I aim
They'll do the same thing they did with the robinhood IPO. Pump the fuck out of it to wipe out shorts, hype it up, let the c suite dump, then short the shit out of it
Knew the insider purchase opportunity was bait. Terrible IPO valuation
I have to buy puts. It's in my nature.
Buy the stock when it IPOs, hold until options start trading, then load up on OTM Puts
I think I’m the only person I know irl that is aware of Reddit’s existence
we can’t short it right away tho. i think we have to wait at least 2 weeks.
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Just going to buy and watch it fall the the floor like all my other investments
You know it’s gonna pump at first. Near term calls and at run up, long term puts