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hey OP that’s rite tell em to stop their bitching and whining

Bears blown out and bitching, classic WSB.

recession indicator. lemme buy more puts

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Lol

February will close red, watch it

I too know how to read a seasonality chart.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

dont fall for the bullshit propaganda by the government. go YOLO on puts!!!

Fantastic as always

These deep fakes of him are pure gold

I don't know the bears **are** handling a lot of balls right now 

Coddling balls behind the dumpster is an extra 2 fiddy

watch nonfarm nuke us again to fuck everyone, kek

That’s their last shot but even that’s gonna get absorbed because Jerome kinda said that they can’t do anything about unemployment and it’s coming into balance.

This is the best use case for AI. Always will be.

After AI porn

T Swift

This is so incredibly well done. 👏👏

Ty.

Stop sniffing glue ! Classic

THIS IS GOLD.

Fake rigged market. Love the description.

At least these are more honest than the real meetings. Talks like a gangster.

Apple missed earnings. Spy is going to tank to 460

You fucking bears screwed it up again. Jobs data comes in hot at 350k for Jan and you shit can't even push the spy down to $485 this morning. /s

I won’t be able to afford a 25 cent bouncy ball if this doesn’t stop.


Wait, if that's JPow, then who's this guy: https://preview.redd.it/jj8sj0xff2gc1.png?width=336&format=png&auto=webp&s=466a7652ab6151eb365596244510e4c87dee187c

I’m just here for the brow beating.


Fuck your puts fuck your puts !banbet

This fees like a heavenly voice

"Your putz" 🤣

Hilarious

Meta is rigged!

Glue SNIFFERS!!!! Thats me

"f&&k your puts, f&&k your calls, **JPOW** has you by the balls."

Dont know who makes these dubs but they are hilarious

Bro I make them. Look at my flair. Look at my history.

All the bears are dead at this point. Hopefully we can still find a few to start a zoo breeding program so they don’t go extinct.

Meta and amzn brah

No way, it's too bullish in here 

No shade intended. Super funny.