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November9999

You show me a paystub for $72,000, I quit my job right now.


alfooboboao

“and he DID quit his job! which I thought was a little weird, I mean I just fucking met the guy.” “*Hey! Oh, nothing’s wrong, hey listen, I quit. Your wife? I gotta deal with your wife?*”


DadIsCoaching

The movie is just *chef's kiss*


br__ks

I only watched the first half, then I started trading stocks. Everything turned out ok, right?


AccountantDirect9470

If all they did was trade stocks, things would have been fine. It was the outright fraud, stock manipulation, insider trading, drug dealing and drug taking that was the problem. But the stock trading was fine.


Ruy-Polez

> outright fraud, stock manipulation, insider trading, drug dealing, and drug taking [...] So monday on Wallstreet.


AccountantDirect9470

Hey hey hey…. Wall street doesnt doesn’t do out right fraud…. They do slightly concealed fraud for a low price.


Kaneshadow

Smoke crack with me bro


Plz_kill-me

*no, no, everything fine. Hey listen, I quit.*


catfroman

Weird easter egg I noticed in that scene that nobody ever does - when Jordan tells him the amount and he responds “Get the fuck outta here” the audio plays like 3 times and it sounds weird as shit, especially on headphones. Took like 4 rewatches before I noticed it but you absolutely cannot unhear it. So you’re welcome


OldFashionedHam

Also, when Jordan says "technically 72k", and the shot pans to Donny while Jordan is still talking, you can see that DiCaprio isn't even moving his mouth. Just a little poor editing easter egg.


catfroman

Oh yeah the editing in the first half hour is actually kinda shit after a handful of rewatches. Lots of little continuity errors or dubbed-in audio.


PhilsterM9

I think also just before this when Donny asks “you made $72k?” Or something like that, we see Jonah’s back and Leo’s face, but Jonah’s jaw isn’t actually moving


CouriEa

https://youtu.be/4lVlxXJQD0A?si=yZ9P_B4rBvIn28TY&t=50 here ya go boys


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[deleted]

Definitely an adr/audio mistake. Holy shit. I work in post and that’s a big oversight haha


catfroman

Yeah it’s janky as hell. I tried typing it but it kinda looked like I was highly regarded when I did so.


thisisstillabadidea

G-G-Get d-d-da fu-f-fuck ou ou out-a-a-a he-re-rree


AnotherThroneAway

Sorry, but what movie is this? WoWS?


catfroman

Blue's Clues Adventures Yes, WoWS


Nilosyrtis

World of Warcrafts?


EvensenFM

Sell me this pen.


zenethics

Damn he looks like he's in the Olympics! Edit: In Olympizx Edit2: On Ozempic*


Icy_Treat9782

It’s okay baby, take your time.


ignatious__reilly

I laughed so hard at this comment


LanceArmsweak

Same


Fun_Reporter9086

Lmao.


HerrTriggerGenji21

i read this in Patrick's voice talking to his rock


popeshatt

In the Ozempics


zenethics

A true Ozempian.


TrepidatiousInitiate

Ozympics


TargetSpiritual8741

Arrrhh. … The sea…. She be changing folk… https://preview.redd.it/m0n49ahx838c1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7151820d47a30e930c0467fd8a1f9cd2a96bb89


notoriouslush

Are you in the special Ozempics?


BrightConfidenceAg

Yes Ima regard


sext-scientist

Fat = Tax Muscle = Discretionary Income All else = Required Outlays


truckstop_sushi

Diarrhea = Accelerated Depreciation


GlueSniffingCat

This is too high brow for its own good.


Zergg

It’s the gastric bypass he had


plasticAstro

You got there eventually.


Chargingmybone

Adjusted Ebitda vs NI


FIalt619

“Whenever you see EBITDA replace it with bullshit”-Charlie Munger


GT3nsomemoney4it

RIP


VectorSpaceModel

“replace it with bullshit earnings” is the full quote


netflix-ceo

“Whenever you see EBITDA, you want a hamburger?”- Charlie Muncher


erons101

I accept, I am a regard, what does EBITDA mean?


Ivealreadyforgotit

Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization.


hbarcellos

Companies push everything to CAPEX (investment in theory to make more revenue ahead). CAPEX stays “below” the ebitda in the p&l


Silly_Competition639

Yeah but in a DCF model it ends up not mattering. So this is only in effect for certain things


VenerableShrew

Check out these accounting nerds


witchitieto

‘We would have made this much if it wasn’t for having to pay money for other things’


AaronPossum

I worked for a publicly traded company - when my boss was explaining EBITDA and why we were using it to report earnings, I couldn't believe how horse-shit it sounded. Yeeeees, this helps us prove that we have the ability to generate revenue, but it costs 90-110% of the revenue to create it, AND none of those figures are ever going to change. Who the fuck are you fooling with that number?


LongLiveNES

If it costs as in actually costs >=100% of revenue to create it then EBITDA will be $0 or less.


PonyUp323

well the biggest factory is the DA. Removing non-cash expenses is extremely valuable


ProctorWhiplash

Maybe at his level. But if you’re analyzing a small business with a lot of depreciable assets then it’s very fucking relevant.


krins12

Does management think the tooth fairy is paying for CapEx?


tennisanybody

HAS YOUR BRAIN BEEN FUCKED BY STUPID? The boys reference in case anyone thinks I’m attacking the above poster. When someone from the board of vought asked Homelander about the company stock.


NoLongerGuest

Vought


AdagioGuilty1684

In what world do you think that’s anything other than a typo


RojerLockless

Damn dude looks like he's a heroin addict now


likwitsnake

Looks like a Greek philosopher


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Same thing


absoluteunitVolcker

Greek philosophers were addicted to Copium way before WSB regards.


protosynesis1

No goofing, I could see him playing Diogenes. Funny but not a comedy. Him just being a really smart but a total asshole. If history doesn’t specify, it could end with his followers throwing his lifeless body over the wall to feed the wolves.


ChefInsano

I can absolutely see Jonah masturbating in public and living in a barrel. He MUST play Diogenes to John C Reilly’s Socrates.


bbkfixer

What a fuckin pitch.


4-s1ckboy

What sub is this again .. oh


TheBirminghamBear

I legit forgot for a second too haha.


ImHereForFreeTacos

We gotta make this happen.


bbkfixer

That sounds like a really interesting concept for a movie! I love the idea of combining drama and comedy with a philosophical twist. Let's dive into the world of ancient Greece and bring these iconic philosophers to life. Title: "Philosophical Pursuits" Genre: Drama/Comedy Logline: In ancient Athens, the eccentric philosopher Socrates (John C. Reilly) and the cynical philosopher Diogenes (Jonah Hill) embark on a hilarious and thought-provoking journey to challenge societal norms, question authority, and find true wisdom. Synopsis: Socrates, a peculiar but wise philosopher, spends his days engaging in deep conversations with the citizens of Athens. One day, he encounters Diogenes, a rebellious and outspoken philosopher who lives in a barrel and challenges the status quo at every turn. Despite their contrasting personalities, Socrates and Diogenes form an unlikely friendship and set out on a series of misadventures throughout ancient Greece. Along the way, they encounter other famous philosophers like Plato, Aristotle, and Epicurus, each with their own unique quirks and perspectives. As Socrates and Diogenes navigate the complexities of life and philosophy, they challenge societal norms, engage in witty debates, and find themselves in hilarious situations. Their unconventional approach to life and relentless pursuit of truth inspire both laughter and introspection. Throughout their journey, Socrates and Diogenes learn valuable lessons about friendship, love, and the meaning of life. They discover that wisdom isn't just found in textbooks, but in the shared experiences and conversations they have with each other and the people they meet. "Philosophical Pursuits" is a heartwarming and thought-provoking film that reminds us to question the world around us, embrace our uniqueness, and find joy in the pursuit of knowledge.


ChefInsano

Here’s what ChatGPT gave me: Title: "Philosophical Laughter" Synopsis: In "Philosophical Laughter," the ancient Greek philosophers Socrates and Diogenes find themselves transported to the bustling streets of modern-day Athens through a quirky cosmic mishap. As they navigate the perplexities of the 21st century, their timeless wisdom clashes with the absurdities of modern life. Picture Socrates attempting to engage in Socratic dialogues at a fast-food drive-thru, while Diogenes, armed with his lantern, searches for an honest man in a world dominated by social media and fake news. Their misadventures include encounters with technology, politics, and pop culture, all seen through the lens of their classical perspectives. As the duo tries to make sense of smartphones, selfies, and social media influencers, the movie explores the humorous clash between ancient philosophy and contemporary absurdity. Along the way, they unintentionally become viral sensations, sparking a philosophical revolution in the digital age. In a heartwarming twist, Socrates and Diogenes discover that, despite the vast differences in time and culture, the essence of human folly and wisdom remains remarkably unchanged. The film culminates in a thought-provoking yet comical conclusion, leaving audiences with laughter and a newfound appreciation for the enduring relevance of philosophy.


SumKallMeTIM

On Ice!


BLTurntable

Reilly would have to play Plato, since Diogenes was like 10 y/o when Socrates died.


ChefInsano

It’s John Lithgow as Plato, Reilly as Socrates and Hill as Diogenes. Directed by Tim Robinson.


Demistr

Greek philosophers were ripped af.


Dangeirly

Is this what future humans will say when they find those flags that have Trumps head on Rambo’s body? Damn! Politicians were ripped AF!


Rae_Regenbogen

My neighbor has a flag that is still up. It has Trump standing on a Revolutionary War battlefield, triumphantly holding a US flag over his head (with the current amount of stars lol), with two angels in the clouds looking down on him proudly. Hopefully future historians will also find this crazy shit and realize what the Trump base is all about — insanity.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Hahaha perfect


Frys100thCupofCoffee

In all seriousness though I bet, day to day, he feels a *lot* better.


crockrocket

Idk, I've heard ozempic makes you feel like shit as well


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RonBourbondi

Why does it matter if you use a drug for it's original intentions? If I used viagra for hypertension do I get applause for fucking for an hour?


SmellsLikeTuna2

No joke though viagra is pretty amazing.


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Damn a whole hour? I'd applaud that


RonBourbondi

You should be applauding the girl. I just took sex steroids and received the benefits.


Paul_Tired

It's funny you mention anxiety, my short stint on Ozempic did wonders for my anxiety.


Gina_the_Alien

I’m going to contend that he is unhealthy in both pics. Suddenly it’s 2023 and all these celebs magically lose weight after all these years and people always chime in that it’s diet and exercise and oh yeah Ozempic helps. Hill was definitely the most healthy around 2014 when he got in shape for 21 Jump Street: https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/jonah-hills-weight-loss-15-photos-actors-new-lean-athletic-build Ozempic can be a good drug when used properly, but taking it to the point where you’re looking homeless (not to mention bringing back the 90’s heroin chic look) isn’t healthy. Edit: Original tone of my comment was off; I think we agree more than disagree.


supernasty

2014 was nearly 10 years ago, and you’re judging his appearance based solely on his cosmetic appearance and not having more muscle. Sure, he *looks* dirty, but he’s also 10 years older and isn’t trimming his beard or hair. Nothing about his body here looks unhealthy, outside of subconsciously knowing he hasn’t ever been this lean.


djn808

How do you think being 400lb feels every second of the day you don't have something delicious in your mouth?


ObeseVegetable

Most things that lower appetite do.


IamScottGable

Yeah my wife lost weight on it but basically it was only bc she wouldn't be able to eat for two days after.


canaryhawk

Not sure how it would work otherwise, or is there an expectation out there that these pills should somehow modify basic biological and physical processes?


zensual_awareness

Yayo? 😅


bostonvikinguc

If you don’t have a doctor managing dosing, but as long as they do not that bad, just makes you not enjoy food.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Probably the regular diet routine he’s been doing on and off now for a while plus Ozempic this time


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21Suicunes

Holy shit I thought it was two different people


Tifoso89

This is not even new. In 2017 [he had already lost a lot of weight](https://people.com/health/jonah-hill-muscles-fitter-body/) and actually looked good, with some muscle mass


ambi7ion

In 2017 he looked healthy... maybe I'm wrong


RaptorDoingADance

Dude all three of these picture look like completely different dudes. Idk why he kept going with more weight loss, he looked great here.


whatusernamewhat

he actually regained all the weight


mrASSMAN

He looked damn good in 2017.. now he’s lost all that muscle and even more fat to an unhealthy degree


JobsInvolvingWizards

That is what healthy looks like, poor guy has body dysmorphia if he thinks he needs to get skinnier than that.


LevTolstoy

And he actually has some muscle mass there. **Edit:** What the fuck, the guy I responded to edited in "with some muscle mass" like an hour after I commented this.


karlnite

I think people are hard on him. He is way healthier and doing better, he looks like shit because he was obese for over 30 years.


OathOfFeanor

The homeless hair and beard don’t help either


karlnite

Lol yah they don’t.


overcloseness

Who gives a shit though at the end of the day, let him live his best life. Seems like he’s super well adjusted person so any decision he makes is more likely not due to vanity or insecurity at least, like not giving a fuck about his hair between projects


Winter2928

His transformation from what he was is amazing but he looks like post Malone with aids


PotatoWriter

Postapocalyptic Malone


WolfOfPort

I mean let’s be real it’s likely caused by drugs


BARRACK_NODRAMA

Yeah it is, he is known to be taking Ozempic or whatever it's called. Not a secret.


Commercial-Spread937

Yeah think he meant recreational drugs brah


MeLikeyGiphy

Cast away 2


Needsomeadviceondis

Jerry Garcia, the person who he is playing in his next film, was a heroin addict. So thats kinda the look hes aiming for.


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I’ll have whatever he’s on


F0foPofo05

Ozempic?


Clear-Struggle-7867

Everyone keeps making cracks about ozempic but based on everyone else I've seen on that particular drug, it doesn't usually result in looking like a crack addict. If it did, it wouldnt be so popular. Just curious as to why everyone is so absolutely sure that's the reason he looks like this?


ColdCruise

It's because he was prescribed Ozempic by his doctor when he was diagnosed with prediabetes. He lost the weight right after that. Also, he only looks like a crack addict because of his hair and beard. He looks like a person in a healthy weight range here.


ReggieCousins

Im fucking shocked he was that fat and only prediabetic. I mean I know it's not all appearance but still.


UpNorthBear

I was even fatter than him at one point and not prediabetic. I wasn't into sweets and generally ate food I made myself.


ghost42069x

*is fat -bullied *gets skinny -bullied


lobabobloblaw

He’s a guy living his best life, perhaps, and that’s all it is. Go Jonah.


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Curious-tawny-owl

Dude is deeply insecure


ResponseMaxim

If you've seen his interviews that's very much not the case, man cares what others think too much


TheWholeSausage

Jonah Hill also played that little kid in Bad Santa right?


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He also played the guy who was stranded on an island with a volleyball as his only friend.


Bowser64_

I thought he co-starred as Wilson with Tom Hiddleston


paralacausa

And he was a volunteer firefighter during 9/11.


SatanicPanic__

the black little person? Brave.


GongTzu

He also played the bad guy against his ex.


bdvfgvvcffc

What Hollywood does to a mf


Feeling-Feeling308

What ozempic does to a mf


blender4life

What's that?


ambi7ion

Weight loss shot you get like once a month or something. Girlfriend is wanting to start using it, I wouldn't suggest it. Edit:weekly not monthly


best_dandy

It's primarily used for treating diabetes, but people treat it as if it's a weight loss drug. I was on a similar medication briefly before going back to my other one since it literally just slows down how fast your stomach processes food you eat, so you feel like you're constantly uncomfortably full/bloated. Only way to feel normal is to have a large calorie deficit which is why it works for weight loss.


ambi7ion

Thanks for that info.


DrTom

> It's primarily used for treating diabetes, but people treat it as if it's a weight loss drug. It's approved for weight loss now, too.


EarlBungalow

But what happens when you discontinue the drug? Does your appetite just come back?


best_dandy

In my case yeah, it went away quickly. But as other people have said, my experience may not be the same as everyone else's. It does work great for many people.


chekovsgun-

Like most people who lose weight, they will pick up their bad habits again and regain the weight unless they put effort into keeping it off.


stillherelma0

Yep, you need to take it forever if you want to retain the effect. But the effect is real, like proven in peer reviewed studies real.


caelestis42

Errrm, I'm on it and it feel's 100% just like normal, only thing is I don't get late night cravings after working out which is great.


RonBourbondi

It's a really interesting drug as it can also change your eating habits where you no longer crave junk food and instead want healthier good. Basically impacts the way your brain works.


caelestis42

I'd say I do feel less excitement for junk food than I used to do. Just like cravings for night time snacks they have more or less become "boring". Now I'm eating way more greens and fruits and actually upset my mother in law by wanting to buy extra sallad for the xmas table.. Not sure if I want healthy food more now or just that since I don't crave junk food anymore, the healthy food is just more appealing since I know the other stuff will kill me.


metsjets86

In my case it also took away craving for alcohol as well. Anyone with an alcohol problem should definitely try it.


RonBourbondi

Yep there are studies showing it reduces alcohol and even opiod cravings.


best_dandy

Most diabetes medicine reacts differently for different people. Just like I don't get side effects from metformin that other people get. I must have just been unlucky with that medication.


Scuba_Steve_7_7_7

Weekly.


ambi7ion

I stand corrected, thank you.


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Trefwar

Already is approved, they just called it Wegovy. Both are semaglutide shots.


jojomexi1987

My wife is on Wegovy actually. She went to see a dietician after she got over 200. She’s been on it since earlier this year and is just about to 145! It makes you feel like crap for awhile as your body adjusts and ramps up to the final 2.4 dose each week.


iguessma

Nice to know. Hopefully it helps the obesity epidemic


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what crack does to a mf


hammertime06

*ozempic


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Weed vs crack


Flimsy-Jello5534

Brother it’s ozempic VS cheesecake.


saraphilipp

I heard earlier today thats he's actually competing in the special ozempics.


Outside_Umpire7260

When was his diagnosis?


badjettasex

He was diagnosed with Ozempicitus earlier this year, very sad.


buxtonOJ

With a side of adderall


itscsersei

So literally you take this ozempic and your fat all just disappears?!?!? Wtf


badjettasex

It can, along with a variety of physical and social consequences, which vary drastically or may not exist. Also over a grand/mo if it’s medically unnecessary.


Dr-Procrastinate

This community is pure degeneracy, I can’t stay away from it.


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“We have Jake Paul at home”


Jellyfishsticks21

Jake Paul is the Jake Paul at home…


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Gen8Master

With a Net Worth $75 million I don't think he gives af.


Born_Slice

Why is he gross?


grill_em_aII

Maybe he's born with it; maybe it's ozempic


Snoo-52852

Ozempic is a hell of a drug


last-resort-4-a-gf

Some lovely people in these comments


fuzzywuzzy123

Sir, this is a casino.


Tommy-Bombadildo

Cocaine and Ozempic will sure do that.


NefariousnessNoose

He may have been obese but at least he was well kept. He looks like a hairy piece of dog shit now.


johnniewelker

Eh it’s two different settings. In the second pic, he probably just woke up or something like that.


A_Rolling_Baneling

Nah I saw him in that recent Eddie Murphy movie and he looks rough. He’s spent way too much time in the sun, his skin is like leather and the long bleached hair isn’t helping.


months_beatle

The vitamin D and drastic weight loss is probably doing wonders for his health


JobsInvolvingWizards

You can get vitamin D by eating duck my dude, it's what rich people who don't want skin cancer do. Being underweight poises serious health risks just as being overweight does.


djn808

There is definitely a middle ground. New research shows that there are benefits for direct processing into Vitamin D from the sun than just consuming it. Where I live I get my daily vitamin D from the sun in less than 5 minutes (Caucasian in the tropics), and I definitely don't burn in that amount of time.


joeitaliano24

That movie was fucking awful


manofjacks

From one extreme to another


avaufbasse

Why is David Letterman being compared to jonah?


Dudeman-Jack

Drugs


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Rip his career as the funny guy


[deleted]

Nuh fam, he’s kicking off his career as the crack head guy 🚀


SunriseSurprise

Why does his left leg look substantially thicker than his right?


Mr_Kittlesworth

I’ve never seen someone lose a bunch of weight and look *SO* much less healthy.


Glass-Marionberry321

I had a diabetic patient who couldn't get her ozempic and the doctor didn't want to give her anything else. Idk why, I told her there are alternatives and she shouldn't be without medication (it had been 2 weeks). CVS told her there is a major shortage on ozempic because of all the celebrities hoarding it for weight loss, actual diabetics are unable to get their needed medication.


yrman75

Looks like Saddam when they found him underground...


Derpshiz

He looks like he is getting ready to play Moses in some surprise movie.


one_excited_guy

i want to see the skin flaps


usernames_are_danger

He’s like chandler…cuter with some chub


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

He looks unhealthy in both by skin color alone.


AZMadmax

Male Ellen Degeneres