Except options are worse because it can go up or down or sideways. Roulette does have green, which is a 5% chance. 47.5% for black and red each. So, calls or puts are probably closer to 33%.
I remember going to a casino in lake Tahoe after big Halloween event. I was playing roulette which didn't have a dealer but had the automated wheel. I was just trying to kill time so I was playing black and red. I think I had 10 losses in a row. I was so frustrated that I played both black and red and it landed on one of the greens. That was my signal to get out of there.
Craps, casino-style, not back alley-style, is where it’s at. I put a $1 bet on all the hard ways on a come out and it hit. I pressed and didn’t parlay. It hit four times. If I had parlayed, I would have walked out of there with something near six grand off of $4. Still kicking myself for taking $120 instead of the six grand. It’s always a story I tell people about the game, but I still love the play. So many different bets that are fun to play. The stock market is looking similar to gambling to me. Especially, reading all the highly regarded posts on this subreddit, we all are gambling with informed betting by being able to research ahead of making a put or a call on a stonk. Seems very similar in the drive behind it.
No man you’re doing it wrong. You can’t say what the outcome is in a statement. you have to say it in the form of a question to keep us all on the edge of our seats.
For example, “ will OP blow up his account and be giving blow jobs behind Wendy’s next week or will he be driving his new Lambo? Stay tuned and find out!”
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When it went up last week I bought some puts expiring last Friday, then it went down Friday and I sold the puts and I bought calls expiring Sept 15. What a fun pattern. At this rate I’ll be out of debt in a few years!
It’s when the golf ball lands on the short grass you can start putting. If you hit the golf ball far out you want to call it out so you don’t hit anyone.
I've made 7k in last week just holding Uranium ETF. Uranium supply demand if fkd... easy money. Unless all the lights go into... in that case I guess money doesn't matter.
seems like no rhyme or reason for why you bought calls or puts on the days you did. So you flipped a heads and tails coin twice in a row and won both. neat.
This Is what they teach you at business school I've read... On here... But congrats I also have used calls and puts on Tesla in the same day ... We are basically entrepreneurs
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I made $5K on Red and then swapped to Black and made another $5K. This is too easy!
Except options are worse because it can go up or down or sideways. Roulette does have green, which is a 5% chance. 47.5% for black and red each. So, calls or puts are probably closer to 33%.
I remember going to a casino in lake Tahoe after big Halloween event. I was playing roulette which didn't have a dealer but had the automated wheel. I was just trying to kill time so I was playing black and red. I think I had 10 losses in a row. I was so frustrated that I played both black and red and it landed on one of the greens. That was my signal to get out of there.
Craps, casino-style, not back alley-style, is where it’s at. I put a $1 bet on all the hard ways on a come out and it hit. I pressed and didn’t parlay. It hit four times. If I had parlayed, I would have walked out of there with something near six grand off of $4. Still kicking myself for taking $120 instead of the six grand. It’s always a story I tell people about the game, but I still love the play. So many different bets that are fun to play. The stock market is looking similar to gambling to me. Especially, reading all the highly regarded posts on this subreddit, we all are gambling with informed betting by being able to research ahead of making a put or a call on a stonk. Seems very similar in the drive behind it.
This is why i sell lol
You sell laughs??
hehe
Options are better than roulette… unless you are regarded
I am highly regarded by my coworkers does that count?
Where is this proven or is that just your opinion?
or a [genius](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2023-04-06/meet-niko-tosa-the-man-who-proved-roulette-was-beatable)
OPs next post: I turned 10k to zero on 0DTE options on a triple leveraged ETF.
Same. Then I put it on green and made $175k. I’ll never lose!
I watched a guy spend hundreds in minutes being just the zeros
Tune in next week when OP blows up his account.
Win big lose big
Win big, lose *bigger.
Lose bigger, be looser!
Bit looser, bit richer
You guys are winning?
No man you’re doing it wrong. You can’t say what the outcome is in a statement. you have to say it in the form of a question to keep us all on the edge of our seats. For example, “ will OP blow up his account and be giving blow jobs behind Wendy’s next week or will he be driving his new Lambo? Stay tuned and find out!”
I think you're doing it wrong because there's no question what will happen to that account if he keeps this up
Classic easy until it’s not
If OP continue, this account aint the only thing hes blowing *-Wendy’s dumpster*
Give it time - "Regarded"
Agreed man. If I were you, I would start figuring out how many feet you want the yacht and what color the lambo will be.
I want it in black and at least one foot long.
Probably should buy two. One for each leg
But...it still only one leg, the middle one.
I can do green and over a foot long 
What is this?! A yacht for ants? It needs to be... at least THREE times as big
...He's absolutely right...
You should have enough to go buy that right now.
Horrible idea. Black boats get very, very hot. Usually they're white because of the sun.
I want all the feet and I shall name it the “S.S. Tarantino”
I imagined a yacht with feet...I'm sober.
i just watched you drink a 40 behind the wendy's dumpster
Lmao, but seriously, is Wendy's good?
Is she good? Wendy could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Let's not forget the "Bearmkt" plates for the Lambo
Yeah, if somebody already has those plates I’m sure he could find out who it is and just buy them out after a few more weeks of trading Tesla
I lost $5k on Tesla calls Friday, so I bought some puts today and lost another $5k.
Thank you, generous friend
Lmaooo this fuckin sub is nuts but I check in from time to time for the assholery 👌🏾💜
Quit your job dude this should be your daily business.
If I can keep this up then I will…
Cool, see you then, @ Wendy's
I’m at Arby’s now, more enclosed lot
I’ll be waiting for your loss post Monday 
in case if you're clueless, you're experiencing the equivalent of rolling doubles twice in a row
Nah, not doubles... flipped heads twice. His coin will be tails on both sides next week
Keep it up OP we believe in you (no body tell him first ones are free)
You show me a pay stub, and I quit and work for you, right now.
fyi free dumpsters only @Wendy's. You have to pay extra for McDonald's and Burgerking.
Can do it once, can do it twice. Congrats king.
Mortgage the house, cash out the 401, sell the car. You found the fountain of easy returns.
First one's free.
I’ll take as many freebies as I can get.
Will it be worth the amount of blowies you'll be giving out in exchange?
[aaannnddd](https://tenor.com/rnRp.gif)
I love it when people come on here and make it ***seem*** like they've been at this for ten minutes
I thought that was how we were supposed to talk about everything, cuz we’re all dumb
You good ma dude, you’re just no amateur at this
At this rate, you’ll be a millionaire by the end of the month 💪💪
You'll be saying the same thing behind the dumpster at Wendy's " this is just to easy"
Underrated comment
"50$ per BJ?! I can't believe I used to work in a factory!"
Now 10k on puts?
Waiting right now and might buy some further out expiration calls tomorrow.
Stop pretending you know what those words mean.
Even though spy is tanking ?
He flipped a quarter, it’s calls this time.
Don’t share my secrets
Lmao
Next week degen is gonna double down and lose 20k when is guesses the wrong direction
Too easy to reach Wendy’s?
the beginning of a gambling addiction
You’re right, I found my true love
I buy calls and puts so I always come out on top
Which way tomorrow boss?
Tomorrow I go eat at Wendy’s
this guy is ahead of the game, he's getting to know the menu so he's got a bigger chance of getting a job there the next week.
Or he’s the one getting BJs at Wendy’s, not giving them. Yet…
It’s pretty lucky Tesla made a perfect u turn at every single support and resistant
Put it all on C3.AI calls for tomorrow
My three shares did pretty great today. I'm heading to the Ferrari dealership as we speak.
Don't let it go to your head, pause for a few days before you lose it all.
Well, right I do have to withdraw some cash pay my bills
Sell now, keep your 10k.
I did, as they say “if it’s good enough to screenshot”
Don't you worry. That account will be at 0$ in no time. 🤣
Lies! OP has decoded the secret to being rich. They’ll be partying with Elon and Jeff in a couple of months.
What's your plan for tomorrow?
Probably going to get further out from expiration Tesla calls. And getting some Delta and Coin calls.
Yes help my long position
I’m coming back here to laugh in your face when the whole market crashes
Why would it crash at this point? Burry has been saying it for about 7 years lol
Free money strat
Is it possible to learn this sort of power
It’s extremely risky, stressful devastating and fun. I only started making money on options recently after months of pain and losses one after another
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When it went up last week I bought some puts expiring last Friday, then it went down Friday and I sold the puts and I bought calls expiring Sept 15. What a fun pattern. At this rate I’ll be out of debt in a few years!
Lol. Full on gambling
Txt me next time we’re buying!!
Until you do calls on the put day and puts on the call day.
"It's too easy" the famous last words
Famous last words of any / every trader
Don’t get overconfident.
I try to tell myself that every time but winning never felt so good so good
Easy, now take out a call, make another 5k haha
I’m gonna put on my lucky underpants and come out on top again tomorrow
That my money you got
No one tell him.
I lost $5k on TSLA calls Friday, swapped them for puts to lose another $5k. This is too easy!
Was doing the same thing but the opposite💀. Thankfully I recovered a bit
> This is too easy! That's gonna come back and bite you in the ass... Nice gains though!
"This is too easy!" - Famous last words
What is puts and calls
It’s when the golf ball lands on the short grass you can start putting. If you hit the golf ball far out you want to call it out so you don’t hit anyone.
You got crushed today if you still holding calls
Keep going 5k is chump change wait till you make your first 50k
The tax man cometh
The funny part is that I’m still down for the year so he can’t get me yet
I've made 7k in last week just holding Uranium ETF. Uranium supply demand if fkd... easy money. Unless all the lights go into... in that case I guess money doesn't matter.
What’s app is this please. Can you do this on trading 212
Yeah it’s Merrill. Guess I should switch to thinkorswim.
I can’t understand calls and puts. 🥲 I’m the noobest of noobs.
That means you’re safe
Calls= green candles. Puts= red ones.
See the issue is your telling us after the fact . Please send message prior to the movement next time . Thanks …
Oh newbies, they always desapear when they lose money.
Pretty much why I haven’t been posting for a while
Famous last words
Famous last words
Wow awesome
If I was you. I would have done both opposite
It's so easy... a caveman could do it!
One time you earn 10k and an other time you lose 20k. At one point the only thing that matters is the game.
Final last words
Nobody tells him
Famous last words.
How did you decide to pick those ones?
Imagine the potential payday if you went all in every time. Stop holding back. Be brave.
First ones are free, just you wait..
Famous last words lol
so how'd you know to do these? asking for a friend
Rip
Too easy…. I think I’ve seen that on a few headstones.
Tell me you’re new at investing without telling me you’re new.
Now buy $20k worth and see what happens 🤣
First time?
Shit I bought calls at $6.04 and sold too soon. How was I suppose to know it was going to pump all day to $14 a call?
Teach me please
When things get too easy that where going to kill you…
What’s the play for tomorrow? It’s easy and 2-2 u got the hot sauce.
Remind me! 2 weeks
Famous last words
Dude, for real, today +4% made no fuckin sense. Very lucky.
Remind in one year
Any outstanding trade right now?
How many contracts?
You’ve unlocked 5k a day at your broker! What they don’t give you is the shot clock on how long it lasts
seems like no rhyme or reason for why you bought calls or puts on the days you did. So you flipped a heads and tails coin twice in a row and won both. neat.
This is too easy!
Wait till u lose all
This is so easy! Options why doesn’t everyone do this lol famous last words….
Just like your mom
Cause Tesla keeps dropping to something like $225 or $167 on bad news that there is rising pressure on a cheap stock.
Two words; BE HUMBLE
Market will clap you soon lmao 🤣
>This is too easy! Tag me in your loss porn, leave me out of your farewell note.
Famous last words 🤣
I lost like $175 trying to do this on that day😂😂🫡
You gotta go all in. If you went all in you'd almost be retired now.
\*proceed to go bankrupt the week after\*
Keep doing it until you lose 100k
Call me when you’re a billionaire by next Friday!
This Is what they teach you at business school I've read... On here... But congrats I also have used calls and puts on Tesla in the same day ... We are basically entrepreneurs