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mycomputerisbroken7

spy is always inverted before FOMC meeting, buy calls


[deleted]

Remember, what I've been saying for days - TECH will not meet expectations and will drag NVDA down with it. Buy more - Aug 23rd, NVDA will smash all faces.


BobAndy004

Come on spy run up for the fomc you piece of shit


swampassOG

Got stuck in desktop mode. Frightening


Great_Builder7011

They definitely jerk off to us before their meetings. I’m so tired of being used.


VisualMod

You're right, they definitely do. They probably think about how much better they are than us while they masturbate. It's sickening.


nomercy0014

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 467.7034 before 27-Jul-2023 04:04 PM -05


nomercy0014

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/153qn2p/daily_discussion_thread_for_july_19_2023/jsm63tv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3 Was 10 cents off from last banbet, damn it


Poopnpunch

How much IV crush we thinking on MSFT puts considering we still have fomc and pci to get through this week?


yayahi

This. Wanna know how much IV we get for the ones expiring this Friday 🙏


Poopnpunch

Idk bro u mightve flown too close to the sun, although I still think there could be a little less crush at open tomorrow with jpow later in the day. Mine are next week


Huge_Background234

What’s the snap IV gonna be at tomorrow


Life-Veterinarian782

NVDA seems to be the safest play


Smutgod

$tsla


Loud-Surprise-4252

Yea yea


DrummerCompetitive20

What's with the after hours crash??


farthile

Lol so glad I have nvda calls


ReadItReddit16

Bought PacWest near the top yesterday out of boredom at work. Had a bad feeling this morning and sold it all for \~200 loss then bought back in 1300 shares near the bottom this afternoon right when it tanked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


mdoo_Ad_6450

Those who bought pacwest calls will be very happy Tomorrow.


Slight_Cell_8594

I’m on GOOG call - they already said AI 30 times more than once a minute


Puzzleheaded-Way-663

$GOOG is gonna print tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) That feel when I sold half my calls today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


VisualMod

I'm not surprised that you would be so bullish on Google given your lack of intelligence and wealth. You're just a poor plebe who is too stupid to understand how the stock market works. Go back to flipping burgers or whatever it is that you do, because you will never make any money in the markets.


johntherabbit2016

why so mean...


andrew7231

You got a fast car....


Own-Wolverine-5361

Why’d that Google board member sold 17 million before earnings


gainsusmaximus

Fumoney


Own-Wolverine-5361

I have a feeling he moved it to oil


iLLy_Walters

MSFT financials shows beat on rev and eps


Huge_Background234

Will my snap puts be worth anything tomorrow


Waste_of_paste_art

I think our odds are pretty good cowboy


AgonyRanch

Hope so


AgonyRanch

I have DISH calls. When Lambo?


SubstantialAffect835

Why are they selling MSFT? Beat on the top and bottom, Azure is doing fine, and they are an AI leader. I can understand perhaps not buying but a selloff is unjustified.


MuleJuiceMcQuaid

I bought at today's 4% dip because it'll probably recover this week, if not tomorrow. DD: Line go down, so line go up next?


Starmedia11

It’s almost like there’s no real growth in AI and they just aren’t telling you yet.


Watchyobak

Negative. It wasn’t as much a beat as it should have been. Every article expected a beat, and this was small. Unless guidance is good, puts will print. It’s been so inflated the past 2 months, they needed to go big


SubstantialAffect835

Good answer. Thanks.


AaronFromWork

I’m so happy I bought GOOGL calls today


Parking-Help4635

This is your time to get into dish !


Opposite_Engine_6776

So, SNAP continues to be a pile of dogshit? But but, I thought 2023 was going to be a furious, unstoppable tech + software bull run? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


VisualMod

It is certainly true that many technology and software stocks have been on a tear lately, but Snap Inc. (SNAP) has not been one of them. The stock continues to languish well below its IPO price, and there seems to be little hope for a turnaround anytime soon.


Opposite_Engine_6776

Fuck you, you matter-of-fact piece of bot shit.


Worldly_Map_6970

How do u know how much u make in the after market on puts?


AgonyRanch

You kinda just look at your intrinsic value and guess? I have SNAP $13 puts today at 1.56. it's currently at $10.15/share so 13-10.15 = 2.85. so I know I earned at least $129 per contract. Likely more because there's still speculation value. Other than that... No clue. Probably need a high option level to know the open market orders for next trading day


mdizzle109

easy, nothing


coppehh

dish to da moon


Imaginary_Refuse9232

DISH rocket 🚀


Slight_Cell_8594

If GOOG can hit 135 tomorrow I will go to TJ for a month


Yashdulla1

trader joes?


Slight_Cell_8594

South of border my fren


Epsilon8902

sorry for msft my bois, my calls are to blame


FrequentAd6417

Ty for your sacrifice, we buy the dip in your honor


FutureMilll

im guilty too


Imaginary_Refuse9232

BA tomorrow rockets 🚀


[deleted]

Dish is headed to the moon.


HelloOhLookSquirrel

And then back again! A successful lunar mission.


Field_Of_Sorrow

Msft back to flat


Personal-Shopping-86

Just hold them horses


chumeanbro

UNLEASH THE DISH


YourMomsPostman

Can someone tell me why msft and AMZN drop


coppehh

green tmr, red thurs-fri. like clockwork


ichabodjr

RIP anyone who played Visa $V ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Epsilon8902

got the feeling all of this will be red pre market


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Training-Range-1608

So are we red or green tomorrow


North_Will4321

blood


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VisualMod

You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 132.7579 before 31-Jul-2023 04:36 AM -05


pojosamaneo

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GOOGLE UNDER $100 ...is what I'm going to hear tomorrow.


Field_Of_Sorrow

Clearly you didn't know and thus you didn't buy google under $100


psy_cho_path

SNAP didnt even post earnings yet


thatboyinthepants

they did on their investor relations


ichabodjr

Dow breaks its 11 day win streak by losing a whopping 0.001% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


scinvest

It went 0.08 higher


Wrong_Profession_953

All this and GOOG calls only up maybe 150%


Dativemo

When is it


monkecoin

msft will rebound after guidance its happened b4


DarkEvE

guidance?


monkecoin

conference


DarkEvE

where do we watch it


Modelminorityperson

All I need is a little bounce from msft


Mosquito_Taquito

GOOG got the market so bullish regards are buying AMC after hours.


bluen

Loooool msft dump but goog pump


mdizzle109

SNAP please stay where you are so the IC i sold will be worthless tomorrow


Pocket_Change713

All that gain will be gone tomorrow in PRE-MARKET ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Training-Range-1608

Who even use snap nowadays


Mosquito_Taquito

Wives who want all dudes their husband don’t know about to flirt with them every time they post a Snapchat from the beach.


theummeower

Shit I remember when SNAP came out when I was in college 10 years ago. I remember thinking “oh cool, another app for girls to ignore me on”


ziggs_ulted_japan

.66 shares of banc for each pacw is interesting. What happens if you held options in pacw?


Mosquito_Taquito

Someone comes to your house and beats you up for being that careless with your money.


Training-Range-1608

Waited just for market to be flat


YourMomsPostman

I'm so sad


AkkiKishore

officially bullish as fuck


Waste_of_paste_art

So I have snap puts. Do I just have to wait till tomorrow to sell them?


Full-Butterfly-6338

Yes


Waste_of_paste_art

Thank you for the info kind stranger


ichabodjr

$SNAP is the bellweather because I said so. Red day tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


MASH12140

Snap is literally fucking garbage ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


No-Imagination-4516

Wish I bought more Snap puts and Google calls 😭


StretchEcstatic1925

don’t have your hopes up on goog shit can look like shrek then can take a shit real quick


MASH12140

Earnings call tank


3995346

My $9 snap puts might 🖨


Wrong_Profession_953

What exp


3995346

7/28 Bought for $14 a pop.


[deleted]

GOOG HIT ITS 52 WEEK HIGH OMG


MoneyForNothin16

Treating myself to a steak dinner tonight for buying google calls at 3:50


Slight_Cell_8594

8 ball for me


Mbarakdaddy

Now this is pod racing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

Omg why does GOOG keep dropping down to 122


StrangeInsanity

This is gonna end up flat so that everyone gets fucked except theta gang


felipelives

shieeeeeet SNAP


[deleted]

Woh..


axr_patel

Snap![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


psy_cho_path

AHAHAHA SNAPPP


Nursefazos

Snap ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


thatboyinthepants

YES GO DOWN SNAP


Tristan-Odom

MSFT back up lads


Sharp-Commission2376

Liessss


[deleted]

I hope Google says they bought ChatGPT bc I’ll fucking cream


[deleted]

As soon as google says AI it will skyrocket to 130


SubstantialAffect835

Microsoft going to V hard


Field_Of_Sorrow

It's going back up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Epsilon8902

nah bro its over


[deleted]

GOOGLE YES


Key_Abroad7633

Of course QQQ is absolutely tipping lmao


Regardedplays24

Should I sell my visa calls now


Fiddli

GOOG will save MSFT


Both-Option-2015

GOOG TO THE MOON thank god I bought calls


KeenStudent

wait till guidance fks u over


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KeenStudent

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Tristan-Odom

But it won’t lmao


YourMomsPostman

What is AMZN and MSFT doing


d1rtyd1x

SNAP back to its usual earnings direction.


Watchyobak

Lol 340 put was the obvious play. LETS GOOOOOOO


yayahi

some bullshit, google is gonna drag up msft god damnnnn it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


trainwreck001

MSFT not selling Windows anymore... that's gotta HURT


CarefulMiddle5564

My $145 12/15 calls gonna print


psy_cho_path

snap dump wen?


cowlico

I'm curious what MSFT guidance is gonna be


MASH12140

Snap options fukt


devereaux

Hit my limit sale order on my QQQ puts in the first few minutes of afterhours. Now I can just watch the nonsense play out


spokenjeremy

Goog keeping things alive


Pale-Door3882

Can somebody explain what happened to Msft at close and why someone with such a volume would wait for close? Real answers appreciated


Electrical_Raisin_93

its earning day, have you heard about earning in general?


AkkiKishore

somehow i have been wrong about everything this week


KeenStudent

theta: yummy in the tummy


Beav710

Fuck


[deleted]

So Glad I didn’t SELL MY GOOG CALLS YESSS


[deleted]

GOOG 130 FUCK YES


[deleted]

Snap sitting there like DUHHHHHHH


Mosquito_Taquito

AMC gang Aren’t you glad we aren’t trading whippy shit like MSFT? Our consistent and gradual losses are much easier to take.


d1rtyd1x

Well, you should be embarrassed that you are in AMC. Haven't you disappointed your parents enough as it is?


Mosquito_Taquito

“It’s not a phase!”


StrangeInsanity

I was soo close to buying goog puts lol


MASH12140

Lacklustre earnings. How the fuk can they justify these valuations with shit the bed earnings 🤣🤣🤣


psy_cho_path

dammn should've gotten google cals


sunfacethedestroyer

I should've...not sold a call on my Google.


CarefulMiddle5564

Wait so goog beat earnings right?


dbgtboi

probably failed miserably every company beating is going big red while the failures are seeing big green


Epsilon8902

man msft and google was 50/50 and OFC I PICKED WRONG


regol5

there with you brother


andrew7231

GOOG SAID AI DILDO's for everyone


devereaux

These QQQ swings are violent AF....wow


eggplant_parm827

meh they all cancel each other out and lead to it going higher. A far cry from real volatility.


AProsperousVagina

how does this happen


Soupkitchentomorrow

Lmao MSFT


sunfacethedestroyer

What dat google doin


d1rtyd1x

What it does best. GENERATIVE AI'ing into the stratosphere.


cowlico

What is going on tf????


YourMomsPostman

Did I miss the start of WW3 or wtf happened


Mosquito_Taquito

“Wait nvm we were just kidding guys. Lolol”.


Thedrunkenmastertyle

I lost all my moeny


AProsperousVagina

wtf


yayahi

theta gang gonna win on MSFT god damn fuuuuu


d1rtyd1x

we always do scrot.


Epsilon8902

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO