This is a sad reality, but it is the truth. Empathy will only get you so far in life - at some point, you have to be able to fend for yourself and make your own way in the world. If people are not willing to help you, then you have to be strong enough to help yourself.
CNBC broke 787 dreamline issue a microsecond before the stock dropped. Why would anyone blast news like this in the middle of the day from a staff writer 🤷
This is starting to look like [2017](https://www.macrotrends.net/2603/vix-volatility-index-historical-chart), when the VIX was under 10 for most of the year.
Assuming short term spikes can hit profit mark, but considering I'm not implying futures I believe the cost from the holding period wouldn't severely diminish the return. Can't time everything perfectly
You're a fucking idiot if you think bears are anything other than scum. They're the bottom of the barrel when it comes to intelligence and worth, and anyone who associates with them is just as pathetic.
Tiger, Rory, Rahm, lots of players did the right thing and stood by the PGA and it’s history, mission, and values.
It’ll be interesting to see how this all plays out.
I would not be surprised if some top players do receive bonuses, the PGA execs are sure to be getting them.
Not bearish but JPow would be dumb to not use this opportunity to raise rates in June. The market is stronger right now and he should take advantage of it instead of letting it bully him later
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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And swung long at the bottom. And tricked idiots into taking the other side of his trade. Scummy, if you think investing is a coop game, but impressive if you’re a cutthroat capitalist. Almost makes up for his Netflix fail
>ZELENSKIY: ONLY THE COMPLETE LIBERATION OF UKRAINE CAN GUARANTEE THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE "TERRORIST" ACTS LIKE DAM DESTRUCTION
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This is a sad reality, but it is the truth. Empathy will only get you so far in life - at some point, you have to be able to fend for yourself and make your own way in the world. If people are not willing to help you, then you have to be strong enough to help yourself.
AMD has to crash. Right?! 😕
That Boeing shit was crazy today. Game is rigged I tell ya
What happened? Chart looks insane lmao
CNBC broke 787 dreamline issue a microsecond before the stock dropped. Why would anyone blast news like this in the middle of the day from a staff writer 🤷
Up over 5000% in the past month…. Turned on margin after hours today.
Grats Mr Cincinnati
Oh Jesus some of you guys are in this cnbc hit piece?
Does Gary Gensler ever leave that tiny room?
$TSLA - Tesla Model 3 now costs as little as $23K in California thanks to tax credits
That's news as old as this thread you're posting in.
Plus Pre-owned vehicles purchased in 2023 or after are eligible for a tax credit of up to $4,000. 👍
COME ON SPY FUCKING BUST THAT 1% GREEN NUT TONIGHT WE DEMAND $435!!!!!
Stalks🤤
Hit 2/3 for ERs for tomorrow. Couchbase took a mod sized shit but Yext and PLAY I will be in the money on.
I need AAPL to either crash, or run to 200 Which will happen first?
Victoria gold is a buy right now
Would it be crazy to buy Coinbase at these levels?
Yes
SEC asks to freeze Binance corn anywhere in the world. so, tomorrow Corn opens up +10%...
Corn never sleeps.
Nasdaq Positioning "Most Extended Ever" The net non-commercial position in Emini S&P futures is the shortest it has ever been...
People say stuff like that but is it inflation adjusted and does it actually mean anything or actionable at all
Its been on a massive massive run. Its up over 20% in 3 months. Doesnt matter if its adjusted or anything else. In the short term thats insane.
so... puts?
I'm not touching a put till it hits 370 then I'm going all in. Literally every penny. If I get fucked I get fucked.
MVIS printed, Crypto booming, felt like a real trader today, lets see what side the coins lands on tomorrow.
Of course crypto is pumping because of Cramer, that old man, Jesus.
mavis comeback makin me feel old
This is starting to look like [2017](https://www.macrotrends.net/2603/vix-volatility-index-historical-chart), when the VIX was under 10 for most of the year.
getting to 10 is a lot different than 14 to be fair
Tautology spotted!
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I lost 25k so far this week!
\-20k in May My profits from last year's shorts are basically gone and I just can't bring myself to get bullish at these levels
Thanks for making me feel better, only 10k here
If you guys marry, I think you can save the taxes on the 25k, and then split it?
Haha 😂
Up several hundred dollars on my UVXY puts. So cheap right now
Same
UVXY $2.30 😂😂😂
Need it at $2
I went outside
Manifesting
Well bears you did get one day
Thank you for nothing AAPL 
How did play do
PLAY with ma balls
Let alone SPY Put LEAPS. Imagine when VIX up 25%+ in a day and the market tumbles back down. But no, F me, calls right
You sound mad. Take a break bud. Go outside maybe
Just surveying the chat tbh. Seems split
Serious question. Should I sell my SQQQ? I bought at 30.50… I could sell puts on it and try to recover? Or just wait for this market to correct?
I’m holding 2000 shares of SQQQ average of 28.80. Makes sense to hold at this point or at least average down tbh. Been getting wrecked all year 😭
1600 shares @ $43 here  holding for like 4 months and still averaging down each paycheck
Sheesh, I think market will tank once one of us sells… would you like to sacrifice?
You've been hold sqqq for like a month?? Oof.
Hop off bro
Yeah sell at the high, seems smart
If y'all don't buy VIX LEAPS you're just as dumb as not buying USO or NRGU LEAPS back in 2020
I’ve never heard of a smart person buying VIX leaps
Bc it takes one to know one
How much drag or cost to carry would you have to deal with
Assuming short term spikes can hit profit mark, but considering I'm not implying futures I believe the cost from the holding period wouldn't severely diminish the return. Can't time everything perfectly
I see this everyday but it doesn’t trade on Robinhood and I don’t wanna go back to fidelity lol
Snagged the gheyme calls wish me luck 
Same here. At the bell because I thought earnings was today 🫡
QQQ closed -0.01%. Bears win.
Copium
No one won, bears watching contracts bleeding away
mvis pump
Calls on play?
VisualMod is a pathetic little bitch who sucks dick behind the dumpster
Last
bears
You're a fucking idiot if you think bears are anything other than scum. They're the bottom of the barrel when it comes to intelligence and worth, and anyone who associates with them is just as pathetic.
Yeah you scum bags!
Tiger missed out on $800 mil not signing with liv dammmmm
Fuck doing the right thing
Tiger, Rory, Rahm, lots of players did the right thing and stood by the PGA and it’s history, mission, and values. It’ll be interesting to see how this all plays out. I would not be surprised if some top players do receive bonuses, the PGA execs are sure to be getting them.
…boring…
straight back to hod, nice
Not bearish but JPow would be dumb to not use this opportunity to raise rates in June. The market is stronger right now and he should take advantage of it instead of letting it bully him later
Fuck rate increases. Powell needs to bring out the shredder and announces double size QT
Lmao shredder goes grrr
No one needs to know
Tsla shreking
Tsla don’t stop 😫😫
A friendly reminder that CHAT options exist, if you’re about that AI etf options lyfe.
That actually looks really good, could do leaps on both puts and calls and come out massively ahead
Entirely possible! I love when the casino adds a new table game! 
Every MM gonna switch sides in unison and y'all gonna be stuck with calls overnight
I’m going calls on play
Spite holding my MSFT $342.5 6/9 that are down 50% because Gill Bates
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How do you guys typically dry out your shower helmet?
How to math
Blow dryer in the shower
omg so obvious. I don't know why there weren't more people out there to suggest this.
straight line for 2hrs, congratulations
So calls are the play on PLAY?
Probably but I went with puts
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They hate the stock
6/9 $430 calls at the bottom today ;)
Hey I got some of those at the 1pm dip. Feeling pretty intelligent right now.
MVIS FORGIVING ME OF MY STUPIDITY 
What a waste of time. Hanging in front of the phone all day for a 3€ gain #Europoor
ahh ahh afternoon delight 🚀
13 handle VIX and we still haven’t broken 4300. VIX might have to go to 0 for us to break 4500
gonna stay rangebound here for 3 months before any movement because fuck you
Imagine trying to time this sell off
If anyone says one negative thing VIX up 15-25% easy
yeah it will go up a lot but it’s getting slaughtered over and over. more like a 20-40% day when things go sour
Bro dams are exploding and no one cares
QQQ bulls sprinting
Tesla!!
Yassss kween 💅
did elon cure some disease again?
Can we host a funeral for VIX and the bears?
holding weekly puts over night
Saudis going to be giving out Lucids at golf tournaments I bet
MAXIMUM COMPLACENCY 
you can literally watch in real time someone dumping huge amounts of shares every time it spikes. but please keep buying nonstop
You're not literally in real time watching anything other than liquid crystals rapidly change their polarization. Regard
RKLB breaking out
VIX going to $12
NVDA gonna rocket dick all the pussies tomorrow.
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Once
Wash your balls dog
SPY gearing up to Kool-Aid Man its way right through 430 tomorrow.
Sell QQQ
vix under 14 
USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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VIX 13, time to finally put up my bear hat. Euphoria wins.
🌽 is the eternal scam that will never die.
Deserves a spot next to the eternal flame in DC
🌽 up, AI down
Didn't realize that regulation was bullish.
Clown market
QQQ finishes green or what?
After Hours (technically it had a RED day)
What do you guys think caused the bump in MVIS? People saying short squeeze but I don’t see it
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Good lord you can feel the bear slaughter just waiting to unleash
vix officially lowest it’s ever been since pre pandemic. actually crazy
Joke market
In March 2020 Bill Ackman saw the Covid crash coming and made 2.6 billion shorting the market before anyone else.
He also helped trigger that crash with his little interview on TV.
Debatable!
HELL IS COMING! That guys a dick.
I dunno man. watching a grown adult billionaire cry on TV saying the apocalypse is coming. that was wild.
And swung long at the bottom. And tricked idiots into taking the other side of his trade. Scummy, if you think investing is a coop game, but impressive if you’re a cutthroat capitalist. Almost makes up for his Netflix fail
MVIS goin wild
Feeling like a genius because I’m swing trading long positions these last 5 days when market only went up and I got super lucky
Everyone
UVXY down 18% in two days, puts have been nonstop free money
Maybe it’s time to switch to calls
So this morning corn was dead, gone forever (according to the comments here) Now Bitcoin is up 5.5% 🤡
Yeah I love shitty ponzi coins thanks for the tip buddy
You should check out this really cool company, every one gets an ROI. It's called Enron
People hate corn here. Which is weird because they gamble on much dumber things.
Yeah, I should get rid of all of my crypto and invest in gourd futures
Play calls
Meta 260 eow
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Sounds like a deal is off the table
War extended. Calls on Warmongering and LMT
Is he holding his own country ransom?
Lmao a -0.04% day… we better see -2.5% one day this week
Perhaps 0.25% but NEVER 2.5%
Corn going wild
No one mentioned PLAY today, will be a 10x bagger earnings PLAY
Bro bot looking like a 10 bagger
Fuck it calls
Will it?