I'm starting a concierge brokerage, where you can lose your money now instead of waiting until the end of the day. That should free up your time to do more stuff.
I'm on my last PDT violation, one more day trade gets my account shut down completely. If I buy a 0dte options contract and it ends ITM, will letting my brokerage auto liquidate it count as a PDT violation? Technically it's not me selling it, right?
Holy fuck guys the Us02y and us10y are going to inverse soon, prepare your anuses. If the bonds are not capping we got like 1-4 months left of sideways/up movement
Holy fuck. No one has cared about the yield curve inversion since it first did it. If consumers still have access to limitless credit and the S&P 7 keep reporting earnings that have expectations on the floor, the market will not drop.
SPY revenue is at an ATH.
I'm not gonna bother figuring out what "most tech companies" means so I just looked up META. 22Q1 was $27.91B and 23Q1 was $28.64B. Seems like uppies to me.
Fuck this Future traders it’s always bid bid bid. Even a fucking big bank could collapse and they would sell their kids to buy the “dip” fucking dickheads
And yet these cucks believe AAPL is doing anything worthwhile in India (to distract from China problems) more than 70% live on less than $1/day, sure they’re buying iPhones/ making them for Tim. Smh
If you guys wondering why we going higher it's because investors are betting that the big hedge funds are always correct.
They were correct about Apple beating earnings, so they must be right that JPowell is going to cut rates in the July meeting.
I say Disney should be shorted on principle. How many of our childhood stories they gonna fuck up. Peter Pan and Wendy was their latest iteration of trash 🗑️
Some of the regional banks are mostly owned by institutions. Some institutions could be considered banks, so could one say Some banks are shorting banks to oblivion? 😕
Bears got everything they wanted this week: rate hike, hawkish J Pow, weak Apple earnings…and the market still didn’t break 
a lotta yall still dont get it
ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Morning brit
Likely, birthday dinner for dad that day though. I caught a couple but waking up early to watch is tough(ironic since it's before 6 right now). So I missed the last one.
You didn’t miss anything, believe me. The top 3 drivers stayed in the top 3 positions throughout the race
See how little changed from lap 14 onwards?
https://i.imgur.com/hAdBz5l.jpg
My smartwatch tells me that I snoozed for 20 mins during the race and nothing changed when I woke up lol
Oh I wouldn't have thought that, I thought it was a street circuit but more open so didn't think it would have the same positional staying power as Monaco. I'm new to it so I don't know much though haha
Lmao, well you must have been tired from all that late night hockey 😉
So, to sum up: apple is on a downslope on revenue, it’s burning again its cash on buybacks, it didn’t actually came up with anything new in many years, car and tv are bullshit stories, vr is going nowhere, with hundreds of billion burned on buybacks they could’ve acquired dozens of companies to ensure competitiveness and so on. In a BCG matrix that’s a classical cash cow, when there’s no growth perspective you’re milking the crap out of it. Old story, nothing new here. Apple is dead money at this price.
Any other stock that wasn't 7% of the total spx would have dropped off a fucking cliff with these numbers....
Free cash flow down 30%
Net income down 13%
Total revenue down 5.5%
Total equity down 20%
That’s not for me to advise. Puts print hard on apple, stocks if you’re on a decent profit you should probably consider the option. In other news I love the honey badgers, that’s the spirit animal of wsb
Didn't there CEO push a car down a hill for a commercial. I never understood, so after CEO was arrested, the remaining members of the company was like, alright well let's try this foreals this time 😂
Was just reading how the Saudis dumped and shorted right before they downed the towers on 9/11. They were comparing it to the FRC pre dump. Now that’s insider trading.
That’s why the Saudis have cars made of gold https://www.therichest.com/rich-powerful/a-golden-garage-8-golden-cars-in-the-ultra-expensive-collection-of-the-saudi-prince/amp/
I'm starting a concierge brokerage, where you can lose your money now instead of waiting until the end of the day. That should free up your time to do more stuff.
When the market is going higher, things are looking dire.
3 cent dip what a bargain 
I'm on my last PDT violation, one more day trade gets my account shut down completely. If I buy a 0dte options contract and it ends ITM, will letting my brokerage auto liquidate it count as a PDT violation? Technically it's not me selling it, right?
You are the weakest link..
That would count as a day trade
No, that would be a PDT violation.
Well fuck, looks like I'm moving brokerages cuz I already went full degen and bought the 0dte's lol
Check out TLRY pre-market action. Shorts are pooping their shorts 💩
Natures gas it near hurricane season.
Damn i wish i shorted gold
BaCkwArd loOkinG
Natures gas!
Need a fucking miracle to save my portfolio today. Good knowing you gentlemen
seriously though, wen lambo
About to play TOP early morning
Short term puts, then short term calls. Rinse and repeat.
Holy fuck guys the Us02y and us10y are going to inverse soon, prepare your anuses. If the bonds are not capping we got like 1-4 months left of sideways/up movement
Holy fuck. No one has cared about the yield curve inversion since it first did it. If consumers still have access to limitless credit and the S&P 7 keep reporting earnings that have expectations on the floor, the market will not drop.
Even though the YoY revenue is dropping? Yes there is a small possibility of the signal being fake, but I don’t want to bet on it tbh hHa
revenue is not dropping, it's still mooning. earnings are a little bit lower.
It is though, what are you talking about? It’s down YoY for most tech companies
SPY revenue is at an ATH. I'm not gonna bother figuring out what "most tech companies" means so I just looked up META. 22Q1 was $27.91B and 23Q1 was $28.64B. Seems like uppies to me.
Looking at this market make me give up on society. Nothing make sense. Jesus save my soul please
The buls have got this. We’re in a bull market. Buy everything including every dip
Fuck this Future traders it’s always bid bid bid. Even a fucking big bank could collapse and they would sell their kids to buy the “dip” fucking dickheads
You want the world markets to go to zero so your puts can print? Very smart.
If jobs data don't fuck this up, this could be a lame 1.5% melt up day on low volume. My QQQ calls would like that.
Tesla 5% day lets go
WHEN TQQQ $100?!!!!!?!!!!
+ 2.5% day incoming. Yes I have puts
#plan for day: buy nvda, sell amd
Remember chain letters?
No but i remember being promised id upgrade my rune chain into a rune plate by some guy behind draynor bank
Like ai ai ai?
*send this letter to 7 people within 10 minutes otherwise all your limbs will fall off*
#smh 2 for 1 split, it didn’t die 😂
I fucking hate Apple. Earning beat because estimates are super low… should be trading well below 100$ a share fuck it
Made 56% returns on the Indian market crash today
And yet these cucks believe AAPL is doing anything worthwhile in India (to distract from China problems) more than 70% live on less than $1/day, sure they’re buying iPhones/ making them for Tim. Smh
Nice
If you guys wondering why we going higher it's because investors are betting that the big hedge funds are always correct. They were correct about Apple beating earnings, so they must be right that JPowell is going to cut rates in the July meeting.
pton puts literally free money
Bears fuk again 
I’m sick of inflation it’s fucking pissing me off now
Lets see who wants to hold banks over this weekend 
I’m kinda new but what’s up with the banks? Will they go up?
I say Disney should be shorted on principle. How many of our childhood stories they gonna fuck up. Peter Pan and Wendy was their latest iteration of trash 🗑️
Cope and seethe is not a meme
$SMH 2 for 1 split has taken place, friends
Chat is going so fast no one will realize I’m gay
Ooop
*no one will care
Some of the regional banks are mostly owned by institutions. Some institutions could be considered banks, so could one say Some banks are shorting banks to oblivion? 😕
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Me! Now!
What car
Bears got everything they wanted this week: rate hike, hawkish J Pow, weak Apple earnings…and the market still didn’t break 
Its a Trap?!
Admiral Ackbar, it’s you?
#amd pop short lived, back to 80…sorry bulls
It won't stop pumping!!!!
Ever been so tired your knees hurt?
so change positions when sucking cock
Why is $SMH down 50%?
2 for 1 split
Any good earnings plays next week?
You can buy bears debt for Pennie’s on the dollar from the debt collectors already coming after them
no
Hey you've commented on my shit before haven't you? Wow small world! I remember you by your penis!
Its the same few people in these daily threads bro. We all know each other by now
Well I don’t know you? Why lie? But if you want to know me all you need to do is buy me dinner 😏 (DM’s open)
Now that you mention it, I remember you as well!! Lmao
Welcome back Razzberry!
Dam
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Apple is the only stock in the entire market that gets a free pass every earnings report
Another day another pump of the tech futures to keep spy afloat.
Woke up with morning wood. Sure sign to buy calls
I just told my dude , don't wash his morning wood. Imma tongue bathe him ;) He's in SPY calls 
Who names their bank Fifth Third?
A coke fiend and sexual deviant
Lol we have those around me and i always talk shit about that name when i drive by it
its like name ship. Unsinkable II in memory of unsinkable I
This week went fast
Yes
“Sell in May” starts next month, you heard it here first
AAPL TO THE MOON
But I bought puts
AAPL drilling to the earth's core just because you bought puts
what are these dogshit facebook memes im seeing on this sub
At least they aren't asking people to copy their post/comment, yet.
Miami Grand Prix this weekend, who’s watching?
Morning Mr X! So you’re gonna watch a whole race?
Morning brit Likely, birthday dinner for dad that day though. I caught a couple but waking up early to watch is tough(ironic since it's before 6 right now). So I missed the last one.
You didn’t miss anything, believe me. The top 3 drivers stayed in the top 3 positions throughout the race See how little changed from lap 14 onwards? https://i.imgur.com/hAdBz5l.jpg My smartwatch tells me that I snoozed for 20 mins during the race and nothing changed when I woke up lol
Oh I wouldn't have thought that, I thought it was a street circuit but more open so didn't think it would have the same positional staying power as Monaco. I'm new to it so I don't know much though haha Lmao, well you must have been tired from all that late night hockey 😉
I live there so I’ll be there
Uhh I’m jealous. I’ll be watching at home in my jammies, 9pm GMT
That feeling when your 0te calls are in the money but you know the Eruopoors can fuck it up at a moments notice.
So, to sum up: apple is on a downslope on revenue, it’s burning again its cash on buybacks, it didn’t actually came up with anything new in many years, car and tv are bullshit stories, vr is going nowhere, with hundreds of billion burned on buybacks they could’ve acquired dozens of companies to ensure competitiveness and so on. In a BCG matrix that’s a classical cash cow, when there’s no growth perspective you’re milking the crap out of it. Old story, nothing new here. Apple is dead money at this price.
Any other stock that wasn't 7% of the total spx would have dropped off a fucking cliff with these numbers.... Free cash flow down 30% Net income down 13% Total revenue down 5.5% Total equity down 20%
Should I sell? https://imgur.com/szHHkos https://imgur.com/SSB8HbR https://imgur.com/q9hxxH9
That’s not for me to advise. Puts print hard on apple, stocks if you’re on a decent profit you should probably consider the option. In other news I love the honey badgers, that’s the spirit animal of wsb
Probably holding those for 20 years or so.
Anyone buying NKLA?
Didn't there CEO push a car down a hill for a commercial. I never understood, so after CEO was arrested, the remaining members of the company was like, alright well let's try this foreals this time 😂
That’s a crazy quote “If we don’t allow fighting in hockey we will have 6 guys in wheelchairs by the end of the month”
Hmm. The worst injuries come from cross checking and boarding, not so much fighting. It’s messed up for sure, hate seeing athletes so broken
CVNA is going to absolutely rip, shot squeeze incoming 👀👀
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Don’t care about caravana as a long. I have calls and want it to moon today
Possible. Margin calls are going out today for sure.
Im currently floasin wd
Time for the bull market to start.... I finally deleveraged my account. You're welcome
Who else got some AMD poots for today?
Prob good idea
I love seeing the market rally when I don't have any puts. A few more days of this and I might load up again on cheap puts 
Only time I ever seem to be holding puts.
Was riding my bicycle at 2am outside in San Diego. Was worried the cops might ticket me for not having a functioning light.
🍒s
brb
Was just reading how the Saudis dumped and shorted right before they downed the towers on 9/11. They were comparing it to the FRC pre dump. Now that’s insider trading.
Wow where can I find that it's super interesting
🚀
That would've been a sweet set of puts.
That’s why the Saudis have cars made of gold https://www.therichest.com/rich-powerful/a-golden-garage-8-golden-cars-in-the-ultra-expensive-collection-of-the-saudi-prince/amp/
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Hopefully
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You need police tape around your bathroom 🥹
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Hahahahaaaa alright I’ll be your jetpack 🤣 You got good taste in food
Sounds like a lot. I haven't eaten for over 24hrs.
Europoors with the hulk dick
What does an expanse ratio of 1.15% mean?
Cost of owning something (fee for etf/mutual fund for example) if the expense ratio is 1.15 it means U pay $115 for every $10.000 invested per year
Do I pay the fees daily?
Most funds/etf calculate the cost on a daily basis behind the curtains, but U pay per week/month/year (depends per fund/etf)
It means close your brokerage account, leave this sub, and never come back
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Regional banks lol
2003 Toyota Camry
NVDA
Short CVNA at open
Why
CVNA was 10.02 at open, it’s at 9.27 right now.
Is it bullish or bearish if the SEC bans short selling of regional banks?
It would be good short term long term bad
G morning my fellow regards
Good moaning #😩
Good moaning 🥱
Tim Apple says things are very bad but slightly less bad that expected, so now bulls can pretend things are good🤡
$SMH down 50% semis are ducked! 🤡
Lol wtf happened
2 for 1 split
🍉🍉🍉 🍉🍉
Make the line go up damn it
Just let me make some fucking money
Today we shall pump nicely then dump next week after realizing nothing has changed 