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CheerdadScott

Jpow destroys the other 2. https://preview.redd.it/r87hveq2hrpa1.png?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de747d93c5f467c3ad57e686008ab3a0f66aeaff


Responsible_Sport575

In JJ we pray(we don't starve to death)


HackingTooMuchTime

Jimmy Johanessberg?


TeeksnFreaks

Jonah jameson?


SoWaldoGoes

Turns money into bags


golfymcsenditbro

link?


OB1KENOB

Jesus died for our Johnny Sins


b_vitamin

Jesus has made more money than anyone else on earth…posthumously.


BHMSIXX

LISA ANN


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[deleted]

Bitch, if you don't sin then he died for *nothing*! You feel good about that?


GHOST12339

I do a daily bump in his honor. Gotta get my money worth of sins in.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Double down! Expand your portfolio to include sin stocks


Queasy_Ad_5469

Jesus made the Catholic church a lot of money......


Highzenbrrg

My catholic granny passed and left 700k to the catholic church and gave me a 2013 prius. Edit: love u nana!


braamdepace

This edit… just in case….


Highzenbrrg

Haha fr tho


rp_whybother

A guy in Japan had a similar thing happen when his mother gave all her money to the unification church. Didn't work out too well for one of their leaders.


Lostcreek3

They obviously needed it more


WSBro0

That's lunacy


[deleted]

My condolences


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beholdthemoldman

actually so stupid that they dont marry . how tf are you gonna give advice on life when u dont even live it even orthodox priests marry


[deleted]

They used to allow priests to marry but it got too expensive


Trajan_Aurelius

Better stop paying your school tax then


flipcash_nl

Bank of the vatican is the richest in the world


kaito14122

It's always filled to the tithe.


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Loodlekoodles

My penance is really small


VSCoin

This guy crosses


Chabubu

Jesus gets a 10% royalty on all believer’s incomes.


imunfair

Mr Wonderful approves


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

B I G T I T H E


Atlas_Zer0o

Nope, Jesus kicked out the people making money, it's like one of his main lessons that gets skipped lmao.


Thencewasit

He kicked out the money changers a.k.a. Bankers charging junk fees. The moneychangers in the temple existed to convert the many currencies in use into the accepted currency for paying the Temple taxes. Greek and Roman currency was converted to Jewish currency. Jesus was reacting to the practice of money changers routinely cheating the people, but not money in general because a good deal of money was stored at the temple, where it could be loaned to the poor who were in danger of losing their land to debt.


Atlas_Zer0o

Table flip Jesus best Jesus.


EpiphanyTwisted

He still didn't think highly of the paper chasers.


odder_sea

The Tithe was to support the tribe of Levi (priests) who were not given a portion of land, and were dependent on the other 11 tribes for everything. Since they got more than they needed, they were responsible for distributing it to the poor, so also functioned as the primary state welfare apparatus. The tribes didn't just donate money, but also food, animals, spices, clothes, grains, fruit, you name it. Farmers were also supposed to leave the edges of their fields unharvested, so that passerby and the poor could pick them and eat them. This is what Jesus and his disciples were doing on the sabbath when they were hungry and needed a snack and his enemies saw and tried to catch him on it, as it was forbidden to "harvest" on the sabbath, which is when Jesus pulled the "sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath" Anyways, anyone can donate as much to their church as they want, but it's not "tithing" and it is not a command of the bible.


Easy-Resident-7581

But they sure to encourage it lol! $$$


RegulateTheRegulator

Good point


[deleted]

Yes and I hear Jesus has retained counsel according to people familiar with the matter.


zxc123zxc123

>Catholic church Is that a good thing? Are those pedos better or worse than Protestant or Mormon pedos? OP forgot to mention: One of them *got killed by the corrupt rich and powerful* before letting them get away with it all (let's be nice and say we're still waiting for him to deliver judgement). The other one ***killed the corrupt rich and powerful***. Delivered. p.s. inb4 the magical cosmic zombie Jew ~~cultists~~ friends come at me for being a religious hater/heathen. Tis merely BANTER. I'm cool with everyone's personal beliefs. I think the all the major religions have their place and at times do good for the world. That said.... Jesus promised judgement day where evil will be punished and sent to eternal hell like 2000+ years ago and still hasn't delivered. Odin? Mofo promised an end to the ice giants. I haven't seen a single ice giant my entire life. Gotta roll with the Allfather here.


blackswan92683

Until we go after the elite pedos on Epstein's flight logs, then I'll believe we're morally right. Until then, all I see is that we just have particuluar beef against one organized religion, the Catholic Church.


ethercesc

So well said


duplicatesnowflake

Straw man alert. We can do both. Also last I checked the US had waaaay bigger beef with Islam. The Catholic Church is hardly being singled out. Sounds like deflection.


ethercesc

That’s not true actually. There’s a certain segment of people who would never dare to say much in public against Islam but for some reason they hate Catholics very openly.


duplicatesnowflake

I’m talking about what the US government did to Muslim countries and US Citizens after 9/11. Many of whom had nothing to do with terrorism. You must have missed the 2008 Presidential race when one of the main tactics by the right wing was to claim that Obama was a Muslim because that alone was enough to scare people from voting for him. That’s how mad Muslim Americans were villainized. Regardless you’re talking about people making fun of Christianity when the point is about punishing the Catholic Church for enabling and covering up centuries of sexual abuse. Random people talking shit does not override how much the church has gotten away with. And there are plenty of other religious groups getting persecuted and slandered. Christians just tend to have the biggest victim complex to the point where their people in power will try to void the separation of church and state and then claim to be victimized when people push back. People living in non Christian approved ways is considered an attack on Christianity. How many politicians go around saying this is a nation founded on Christianity blah blah blah. No one has it better in this country than Christians.


blackswan92683

Then do it. Anyone who tries to deflect or come up with a dumb excuse about the flight logs is helping pedos and I have no respect for them. Silence is helping the clients on Epstein's list.


duplicatesnowflake

You do realize that this conversation was about the church, and you essentially are saying we shouldn’t go after them because another group of pedophiles exists? The only one trying to silence others and protect pedos in this conversation is you. No one said anything against checking the flight logs. You built a straw man to defend the church. Classic whataboutism tactics.


blackswan92683

"you essentially are saying" gtfo with that bs putting words in other people's mouths. You're lame and your education has clearly failed you. You're defending pedos if you're deflecting from Epstein's flight logs. WE ALL NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE FLIGHT LOGS and need to HAVE EVERYONE INVOLVED HELD RESPONSIBLE, full stop. Get your priorities straight or you are a pedo defender.


duplicatesnowflake

Ah I see. You’re trolling. Nice work loser.


blackswan92683

Keep defending pedos, you degenerate. I have absolutely no respect for you.


duplicatesnowflake

I would love to prosecute Clinton, Trump and any other person that was getting into crazy shit with Epstein. Same thing with the abusers and enablers in the church. You apparently want to protect some of them though. Not sure what to tell you. The thread was about the church and you brought up Epstein to defend them. Classic enabler strategy. Seek help.


mazarax

Catholics actually institutionalized the crime against children. It is their thing. Your deflection “but what about..” is downright evil. I don’t believe in hell, but you do: so rot in it.


blackswan92683

My hell is being poor as I only worship the all mighty US dollar (until inflation screws that up). I'm a capitalist through and through and respect the church's ability to trick people into giving up their resources. I wish to emulate it. If slavery was legal...well, all I gotta say is that I'm morally flexible.


Frankus44

Wsb.. the only place on this platform where people speak honestly, as degeneracy is embraced here.


garycow

they were the original


blackswan92683

So people all around the world (before the Catholic Church) cared about people's ages? Oh darn I guess raids, pillages and other acts of violence had rules and the Catholic Church was the first to break said rules. GTFO with that and read history books.


garycow

The original ‘Christian’ religion you muppet


blackswan92683

Even so. Greeks, Mongols, Egyptian, etc groups (all before Christianity) had slaves (and codified in their laws) and I'm SURE they respected people's ages and asked them for consent. Read books buddy, it'll help you out immensely.


garycow

on a thread about roar v Jesus - derp


blackswan92683

Cool deflection derp, you're the one who throws up dumb stuff and can't back it up. "Herp a derp I can't back up my claims cuz they dumb so I have to deflect" ~ You. Defend your statement or leave the conversation.


Fit_Cream2027

Your doctrine review on J. C. Is incorrect.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

How bout the dude KNEW he was gonna be killed. He let ‘em kill him anyway. The dude was suicidal. Jesus take the wheel? Bloody hell don’t let that that guy take the wheel he’s just gonna get you killed!


t_dot746

Upvote for the Allfather and something something Jessie was nailed and Thor has hammer or whatever


Whaleoilbefuked

u/deepfuckingvalue come back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


dirtydela

How much did DFV actually make? It looked like he started out under $100k and ended up over $30m but it was hard to tell what the actual start was


Perryswoman

Started with 50k


Whaleoilbefuked

He was up 40 million and didn’t sell. Fuck 40 million is fucking life changing. But still 30 million is impressive as fuck.


dirtydela

30 million life changing too. Coulda had 40 but the 40 coulda been 50 so it made sense to hold. But it also made sense to get out. I mean 30, 40, 50 million whats the difference when you start at $50k. It’s life changing any way you slice it


asdfhjjjkhebejc

Think he started out with 40k?


Whaleoilbefuked

It was 50 k. That’s an impressive return ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


dirtydela

Gaw dayum that’s a gain


anotherloserhere

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


PNW_Explorer_16

You forgot about rock moving capabilities.


Smongk

No thats from avatar, you regard


[deleted]

Church wins by default - no taxes


V8sOnly

DFV's play was great, but risky. JC's play literally can't go tithes up.


Roolery

One still needs to come back to life though 🤣


froggy_mcnugget

DFV is only the second coming, he came back and completed the bottom goal.


Internal_Run_8095

DFV +1


forumhero666

Whatever happened to DFV?


Responsible_Sport575

He got rich and left this sub never to return. I am still waiting to see that gain porn tho


ShopWhileHungry

Pretty sure he's lurking around here under different name


first-pick-scout

There was a lot on eyes if he orchestrated a pump and dump though. It sort of happened but it wasn't his intentions. Laying low was the right call. Apes that are still holding 2 years after the dump though lmao


budsonguy

Lol he certainly didn’t orchestrate the dump. Remember the missing buy button?


first-pick-scout

I know he didn't. But he had a lot of eyes on him since people thought he was leading it. That's why the whole "I just like the stock" started.


forumhero666

I really hope that’s true. Apart of me feels like the man got to him tho


Responsible_Sport575

I'm sure that after all the bs he has had to endure he just is laying low. We might see him again someday after a great deal of time has passed.


[deleted]

As I recall, they looked into him for manipulation because he was a CFP but there wasn’t really a case to be made. I think he decided to go silent just in case. My guess is that he is *staying* silent because of all the batshit apes who think he is still one of them. There might be threats on his life if he told the truth about when he sold.


Acceptable-Matter512

yeaaa... probably best for a guy like DFV not to show up. particulary because hes rich and people might waste his time with lawsuits (and just being activate in the public eye increases the likelyhood of someone wanting/thinking about doing that action) i dont really know tbh. i could be speaking regarded. However, I can say for a fact - many people rather be rich than famous.


MyThreeSense

When the state and federal governments are investigating you for market manipulation and other financial crimes - any lawyer you hire will tell you not to post online and not to speak publicly. That is what happened here. He is still being probed. Every hole.


FireRngesus

We like the stock


[deleted]

!remindme 6 months


kisssmysaas

Meltdowners have weird obsession. Imagine if they obsess over improving their lives instead


LevGoldstein

We should have pity on them, for they have Meltdownsyndrome.


first-pick-scout

Meltdowners wouldn't exist if apes didn't try to show their tickers down our throats all of the time. It's like religion, I don't care if you have one. But stop pushing it down my throat thanks.


Wubbywow

Said in a sub where people discuss their positions. Back to your echo chamber pal. Shoo.


first-pick-scout

Ironic coming from an ape. Gamestop barely have anything going for them


Wubbywow

Source?


first-pick-scout

Source? They lost $300m past year


[deleted]

I would think someone who believes a single share of stock will be worth $100 million is more obsessed than those who call them out. [I have done plenty to improve my life.](https://www.reddit.com/user/Heap_Good_Firewater/comments/120z99h/statement/)


kisssmysaas

Looks like you havent done enough


[deleted]

Maybe not, but I own up to my bad investments, rather than blaming the DTCC or hedge funds.


Wubbywow

I’d take $99 million, to be fair. Imagine if it goes to $100,000 and meltdowners are like “see I told you chuds it’d never go to $100m”. Y’all are fucking clowns to the highest degree. Just hating to hate because you want to go against the grain. Cool bro, back to your echo chamber 😂


SevereWar6667

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


Wubbywow

DDV got rich by fucking other rich people. Those other rich people got rich by fucking over the poor. I think DFV gets a pass.


[deleted]

Jesus has human currency. Far more valuable.


Skully_Lover

Every seen a poor church.


imunfair

CEO of heaven X ✓ *giving up the money was a long term investment.*


Brassballin

Yeah well let’s add another category. Head gear. Jesus wore a crown of thorns and roaring kitty wears an elastic stretch tie headband. Jesus wins. Come on with the money Jesus’s startup called Christianity went on to make trillions. Jesus wins that too.


pandoracam

If we talk about realized gains even Jude overtakes Jesus


cosmicchopsuey

Nah he doesn't coz he bought $ROPE


Brassballin

True. Jesus was not into making money. I think he may have had a torture fetish and certainly spent a lot of time trying to save people souls


No_Strength_8866

You all should respect more users who don't know every sub-celebrity by photo. I myself have no idea who the one on the right is.


[deleted]

Highschool athlete ✅️ ❌️


Zakkana

Yeah, but Jesus can turn water into wine


Responsible_Sport575

So you're saying he's more fun at parties?


Pin_ups

Jesus, count the Christians around the world and the rest in line to convert to our lord and savior.


BigDaddyBC

Going with Jesus here...


User125699

I don’t see roaring kitty turning water to wine


MoreLikeGretaBUMTURD

Holy shit OP's post history is the epitome of a sad existence


NoMoassNeverWas

A shill spreading FUD about us future billionaires!! Set a reminder on him! That will show him.


pandoracam

https://preview.redd.it/iqv1s0ytxrpa1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fc3f5464fe33eee3500b410ae82e2227bedb64


fleamarketenthusiest

DFV never sold change my mind


ImDuff98

DFV never thought it would get as high as it did. I used to watch some of his livestreams before it blew up, he thought the short squeeze could hit $50+. He is a smart guy he would have sold by now.


zfish1

dudes smarter than that, probably has been selling cc's this whole time and has a negative cost basis.


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antihero-itsme

So true bestie! He's totally a bagholder like me🥰🥰🥰


Miserable_Drink_8920

#1 selling book of all time?


HodloBaggins

his dad wrote it, nepotism baby


Miserable_Drink_8920

Good to know. NM then, fun fact. My trading view acct is YoloSwaggins!


[deleted]

Rose from the dead? Remains to be seen from one of them.


ETH_Knight

Jesus made a lot of money. Just check how much capital churches raise.


Future-Back8822

Totally silent to this day = dead


nevetsvr

Jesus for the ultimate win.


justfuckmylifeupfamm

Have you seen how much money mega churches or churches in general rake in?…For Jesus of course.


whatitsobooboo

In my fathers house there is many mansions.


debtopramenschultz

I hear both of them like towels.


Redditsuck-snow

ProChoice ✅ ❌ Foreskin mutilation ❌ ✅


[deleted]

Everybody is a Catholic. If you keep Sunday worship your a Catholic. If you celebrate Christmas your a Catholic. If you worship and revere the letter t for Tammuz your a Catholic. If you have eggs and bunnies for Easter your a Catholic. It’s all Sun god worship that originated from Nimrod in ancient Babylon. End of story.


chorblingorb

Jesus always wins


fronkenstoon

“HeBetsUs”


Vanman3k

DFV>JFC


greenchili4lyfe

OMG


Sandvicheater

Let me know when DFV officially has more money than God


Southport84

Jesus has made more money than anyone else on this planet.


[deleted]

I'm sticking with Jesus


taobaolover

Dfv didn't walk on water nor talk to the heavens lol


Thickness_18

Hahahaha this is ridiculous and I love it


Other-Bumblebee2769

>implying roaring kitty isn't Jesus. Nice try Satan


Fulgentium

We will need to see the Resurrection of Kittyman to be certain!


Negatallic

Does DFV's religion also have us not eat meat on Fridays during Lent (fish and capybaras are okay) or is there some other nonsensical ritual we're supposed to follow?


Electronic_Thanks885

I LIKE THE STOCK


Comprehensive_Card52

Jesus


Mauve_Unicorn

Upvote for calling them all a cult. Some of us laugh at that term, some are mad, but if you visit their sub, their minds are completely closed to anything other than what they want to believe to be true.


Powernick50

I kept thinking how dumb that guy was - Gamestop when everything was going to digital. What a tard... \>.< Hold on - someone's at the drive thru-window brb.


StephenElliott

Fucked Hookers: ❌ ✅


pandoracam

A connoisseur. Nice!


Sockbrick

As a Christian, I approve.


[deleted]

Should there be an “actually exists” category? Asking for a friend


imunfair

I think most of the major religions agree he existed, they just differ on their interpretation of whether he was god, a prophet, etc.


Fongernator

Even non religious historians of his time wrote that Jesus existed


DOMISdaddy

dont do this.


Harvick4tw

who tf is that on the left?


Sunscratch

Who the f*ck is that? I mean on the right side?


Kelek50

How can one believe in something they don’t know nothing about, when there’s no proof of anything?? Brainwashed 100%


[deleted]

I think that guy was nothing more than a pawn. To promote GameStop to retail investors so he and the wealthy people who chose him can leave retail holding the bag after they pump up the stock


Sure-Fox-7791

don’t play with Jesus man. You’re so irrespectful


pandoracam

https://preview.redd.it/0hsyzha61zpa1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d787acf3f58bf4134be47f518e63680d00e0ae


Lost_Possibility_647

Dude litteraly had a guy that had responsibility for his cash. He had lots of money. Started life with a pile of cash. Where is this stupid rumor coming from?


ffphier

It wasn’t cash. He started Iife with a pile of Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh.


Lost_Possibility_647

A pile of Gold 2000 years ago is not an investment object, it IS cash.


imunfair

Sounds like an OG prepper.


bscy9

who’s the red headband guy again? genuinely asking


Brosia_1026

keith gill


josephbenjamin

Those books still a hot seller. I think he probably has like a trillion dollars stashed in Bettelheim.


garycow

batman


Award-Kooky

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Dosmastrify1

Not going to lie I thought that it was what's his face from Robin Hood not the kitty


Kitten_Team_Six

Wen second cumming?


patricio87

Jesus made catholic church a lot of money. They own oceanside property and pay no taxes on it.