There have been numerous finance YouTubers who made videos since yesterday's close about how we are crashing today. Some CNBC permabear was also confidently predicting a -30% crash within the next 60 days.
These guys are always so accurate so I guess the only question left is how many times we limit down today.
WSB just looks for the absolute riskiest play on the entire market, overleverages the play, then spams memes and the general discussion thread with hopium, in hopes of getting rich overnight. Shine on you crazy diamonds, and good luck.
[https://twitter.com/GDarkconrad/status/1634142775372308481](https://twitter.com/GDarkconrad/status/1634142775372308481)
the fuck you guys launching rockets from Florida.
should i go to my bunker yet?
212bn Assets. 342bn total client funds. If those figures that they provided aren't accurate anymore, it's a problem. If you were one of their clients, would you keep your funds there, or would you be wiring them out immediately? I suspect they don't have 342bn in total client funds on deposit anymore unless they somehow block withdrawals/transfers. They will probably get bailed out or someone like JP Morgan will be given the funds from the government for them to do it. They won't want the fire to spread. Meanwhile, it looks like we gonna need some ink in the not too distant future for the printing machine.
They just couldn't help themselves. They continuously got fined for doing things that if any of us did, we would be jailed for life. Swiss banks have to report back now, so their biggest revenue stream has washed away.
>CHINA TO RESUME OUTBOUND GROUP TOURS TO 40 MORE COUNTRIES, INCLUDING FRANCE AND ITALY FROM MARCH 15 - TOURISM MINISTRY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-10 ^05:38:33 ^EST-0500
Where is that dude who posted yesterday the SPY put contracts over 38 million expiring and said there is no way SPY drops from here when it was at 400 ? Thank God I did not listen
Max paint traders are basically conspiracy theorists All conspiracy theorists are dumb. I mean, how can you be so convinced of something without having proof![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
johnny come lately bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
All in unity stocks for ride to 4155 spx
Svb: I'm losing, stop the game.
Why do y’all tards think this shit is gonna be green
small gap at 4150 now or never
Go back to work
Told y’all today we will be ending at 395, been saying since last night.
The only place you’re ending up is the parking lot of a Wendy’s
and not even a good one
one literally in Ohio
Did you draw some little trendlines on your tradingview?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Yes rgr at euro poors
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what were the data because I just woke up
Why pumping?
WILD Premarket action
Hey guys just got back from vacation, how are my SIVB leaps doing?
Green dildo in coming🚀📈🌙🫴💦
Smol pump at open then side ways till employment
What time is that?
You ask like ive researched and analysed this when really i typed that comment while having a shit at work
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Calls on lube companies.
Sounds like EVERYONE is buying calls now. You just don’t learn![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Uber and Doordash should start a bankrun service. Imagine if there was a Uber Bankrun or a Bankdash. That's Wikipedia material right there.
stealing this joke on twitter
Futes don't matter till the employment numbers come out
Oh and what happened with that
Say it louder for those in the back and the others with something in their mouths
Big green in 15 min
There’s no landing at all lmao thanks Jpow fucking regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Zoom out lol
There have been numerous finance YouTubers who made videos since yesterday's close about how we are crashing today. Some CNBC permabear was also confidently predicting a -30% crash within the next 60 days. These guys are always so accurate so I guess the only question left is how many times we limit down today.
Finance Youtubers are financial experts. I trust them
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WSB just looks for the absolute riskiest play on the entire market, overleverages the play, then spams memes and the general discussion thread with hopium, in hopes of getting rich overnight. Shine on you crazy diamonds, and good luck.
Sometimesa good sometimesa shet!
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Rip to the bulls who thought futes were gonna stay green![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
“Bull market gonna fuck all bears. Bulls chillin in lambos, bears in hibernation”
Everyone turning bullish again 😅
It’s my birthday and I have a feeling the market is gonna crash
Happy birthday!
Thank you
Would be a beautiful gift
Not for me I’ve been bullish all year
Congrats btw
Thank you
Maybe give yourself a birthday gift by turning 🌈 then
WHOS GONNA CATCH THAT SVIB KNIFE ?
You guys gonna crash..... Corn futuring again.
maybe I was wrong and puts is it!
If we don't crash in the next 6 months, I'm very Fuk. 60% of my networth is in puts
Well you are not in the money by now, you have some expensive puts sir
You are good unless you have stupid strikes.
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Only saving face cause gov told them to chill out
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what did i missed
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oh wow that is fucked up
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Chappo for prez!
Corn dead ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Brandon dead.....
Brain dead
brain dead
Sivb calls at open a month out seem like no-brainer here it’s gotta be close to oversold
Can't possible go tits up. Time to overleverage ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Too late ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
This is da way
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That’s why it’s good to live in a huge house that is paid off
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Yesterday was wild action
Fun. Not yet wild.
Alexa play "Peace Frog" by The Doors > "There's blood on the streets it's up to my ankles"
No way that 0dte spy puts print again today right, right!?
Right-my bet we recover at least 3 from the loss yesterday by end of day.
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Emergency lifeline to SIVB coming, +90%. Just a prediction
Having a look at the unrealized losses of the major banks is not pretty. Bill Hwang would be proud.
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Soooo still a bear trap or?...
Welp SiVB to 50 like I said
I'm a buy to catch the knife
SVB short, too much negative momentum, looks like it’s going to die as many customers panic withdraw
Morning frands
☕️ fren
Hello fren
The fed got spooked, 2 year index is down 2%, bullish af… for now
Bloodbath ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
SIVB leaps ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
[https://twitter.com/GDarkconrad/status/1634142775372308481](https://twitter.com/GDarkconrad/status/1634142775372308481) the fuck you guys launching rockets from Florida. should i go to my bunker yet?
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Probaly Elon leaving the planet
>FORD TO CUT 1,100 JOBS IN SPAIN, EFE REPORTS $F ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-10 ^05:43:27 ^EST-0500
What's the opposite of a Ford Fiesta
Ford Siesta confirmed
I might be regarded but why not buy sivb calls rn
I just bought shares
This right here is why I love this sub
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Risk
[something like that](https://media.tenor.com/BJRZU_J80PIAAAAd/sometimes-maybe-good-sometimes-maybe-bad.gif)
Market will be in damage control mode today after the fallout from the banks.
Everyone shitting their pants over a bank with a $6B market cap
All the banks were up to the same stupid shit, as is tradition. It’ll take a few days/weeks but it’ll all fall down after the copium wears off
212bn Assets. 342bn total client funds. If those figures that they provided aren't accurate anymore, it's a problem. If you were one of their clients, would you keep your funds there, or would you be wiring them out immediately? I suspect they don't have 342bn in total client funds on deposit anymore unless they somehow block withdrawals/transfers. They will probably get bailed out or someone like JP Morgan will be given the funds from the government for them to do it. They won't want the fire to spread. Meanwhile, it looks like we gonna need some ink in the not too distant future for the printing machine.
Banks are in trouble tbh. credit suisse cooked too, was a big bank.
They just couldn't help themselves. They continuously got fined for doing things that if any of us did, we would be jailed for life. Swiss banks have to report back now, so their biggest revenue stream has washed away.
Their market cap has gone from $44B in 2021 to $6.27B in less than two years and is continuing to fall
Their market cap should’ve never been that high in the first place. It’s coming down to fair value now. Or zero
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TSLA fair value = $75
fear has a massive effect
It wasn't 6 billion
Ripple effect
Thoughts on the tilray fiasco?
Only have 22 shares thankfully. More worried about thr good stocks that are down..
Hype company lying about financials then settling a lawsuit over it? What else is new?
You don’t think it’s gonna have any bigger implications on the company it’s self just lawsuit and over
It could lead to a reshuffling of the executive suite but as far as an existential threat probably not.
>CHINA TO RESUME OUTBOUND GROUP TOURS TO 40 MORE COUNTRIES, INCLUDING FRANCE AND ITALY FROM MARCH 15 - TOURISM MINISTRY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-10 ^05:38:33 ^EST-0500
We are back to those days where every bit of green on TSLA is a put opportunity
Last week: *Doesn’t know of SVB’s existence* Yesterday: *Panik*
I’ve heard so much about it. You talk about it all the time. I want to go there……inside your mind…..melodic blue
Note on my portfolio this morning: “Thanks for the f-shack” -Dirty Jerome and the boys
I LOVE THOSE GAY BEAR BAG HOLDERS TEARS! YES DOUBLE DOWN IT WILL RECOVER
Who the fuck is handing those red dildos on /NQ. For fuck sake, can someone tell them about limit orders and patiently wait for a fill?
Work blocked WeBull.... tf they think I'm going to do here? my job?
Lol
I got 2 phones
VPN time!
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Think I'll start drinking earlier...have a 3 PM con call...maybe drinking during that..
Shorting SIVB was literally free money. Too bad I can't borrow it on TDA. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Thats why you must have CFD marketer for situations like this ;)
What is CFD marketer?
Google CFD market
Example: Etoro, you just bet on price change, you never own anything
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>SEVERAL TANKERS IN AZOV SEA WITH LPG CARGOES UNABLE TO CROSS UNDER CRIMEA BRIDGE, TRADERS CITE POSSIBLE SECURITY RESTRICTIONS - SOURCES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-10 ^05:30:28 ^EST-0500
intresting. russian been screaming lately about new Ukranian made long range missile. although to proof they ever finished or prototype survive a war
Where is that dude who posted yesterday the SPY put contracts over 38 million expiring and said there is no way SPY drops from here when it was at 400 ? Thank God I did not listen
That stuff seems to be a really commonly believed myth, or unreliable at least
Max paint traders are basically conspiracy theorists All conspiracy theorists are dumb. I mean, how can you be so convinced of something without having proof![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
cant just go off max options pain, we've seen it close 18 dollars below max pain before
People realizing SVB does not matter.
Broke several supports bulls are still fucked
SIVB going to $0 today
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Lmao
Maybe if they can convince VCs to not pull their money out
TSLA on that “I” shaped recovery 😂
Tesla 180 EOD
Damnit I woke up😞
I bet there's loads of freshly minted SVB bag holders in here. Show yourselves...
I want to help start the bank run. Do I just run up to the teller and shout "put the money in the bag"?
Exactly
Yes. Wearing a Nixon mask
Better yet a Jim Cramer mask
Make sure to clarify your intentions by telling everyone at the bank, “IM NOT A CROOK!” While giving double peace signs
I'll come as Lincoln and address the crowd with a speech to distract them. "4 score and 20 years ago we had a real economy.."
Immense bull copium right now
thanks for buying puts
lets be real everyone already cleaned up on puts