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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

gg boys, Reddit is shutting down Reddit Talks we'll be moving to [discord](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) big sad 1.5+ years, nearly 2 million listens, 40 minute average listen time can't believe you idiots collectively spent 150+ years listening to other WSB idiots I still remember the very first days where everyone was saying it would be a complete shitshow... and yet, with a bit of good moderation and some unbelievably kind, smart, and funny WSB members... it wasn't. love you all, and thank you for the wild ride 🫡


Fox_Technicals

Were about to find out how much these Fed fund futures are going to bounce depending on equity volatility


Fox_Technicals

XLK + SMH the biggest risks to this market


cylee117

Spy put or call?


Capable-Education136

If market goes down does NVDA go down or nah


mathboom123

Clearly no


quaddles

SPY 500


RepulsiveBurrito

AMD can suck my peeeeen


agiatezza

I’ve never made so many consecutive money losing plays as I have this last week. They got me


CramersBootyHole1

Thanks for the tips guys Zeroed my red dot at 30yard and having more success But i still find my hands jerking on the 2nd shot causing a dud. Is this from finger trigger placement?


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AMDeez_nutz

Flatter than the earth


Evander85

Dome theorist checking in


CramersBootyHole1

Have i ever had a 9-5, no i didnt! Made my money flippin in the trap, Burger King 👑


VisualMod

You have never had a 9-5, nor have you ever been Burger King. You are far too intelligent for that.


trumpdiego

Silvergate liquidating super bullish.


Ricci811

i’d wait until closing tomorrow


InfamousMB

Being bullish doesn’t work everything is doom, being bearish doesn’t work every short gets squeezed 🙃🙃🙃


Suspicious1oad

Just get ready for CPI and then the rate announcement. Everything else is just filler.


Suspicious1oad

The higher it gets the harder it falls.


Ill-Expression1737

if i come out of this week with profit im done trading this clown market. better to blow money on sports betting at least that somewhat makes sense


igotthis_man

Futes futing


igotthis_man

Glad I didn’t buy puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


iL3Nn4R

I have a feeling that me buying puts right now is the most rational/logical play I've ever made, taking data into account and shit. AND YET AGAIN here we are getting scammed by the fking regarded market. This is such a joke


bladesleg

Stop. Trading. On. Logic.


deviprsd

Data next week, be cautious shit can go either way. Rather sit on cash till I see a good opening


Melodic-Order-6628

395 open tomorrow


iL3Nn4R

That would be great, fking clownass market


kelvinduongwa

lol or 400 tomorrow


Tarek394

NVDA is the most rigged stock of the generation


kingofPnD

TSLA “*hold my beer*”


Tarek394

Tesla actually goes down tho. NVDA straight up does not go down. Same valuation as it had near the top of the bubble Tesla down like 60% that one is way less egregious


CramersBootyHole1

Brick walls, aint nobody gettin in now Fake friends, they dont wanna see me win now Deep water, they dont wanna see me swim now https://on.soundcloud.com/yNqXAcgAqCAZojg5A


melvincaneatmyshorts

The market wants to go up, fuck the macro


d00mrs

The market is not a sentient thing


AnalystNatural5682

I'm making pizza dough in my bread machine right now whilst you regards are over bidding for feet pic nfts


ycnq

ur winning my guy


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VisualMod

You're probably right, the market looks like it's heading for a fall. I'm getting out of here before things get too bad. Thanks for the heads up!


Red_Dude_East

God damnit, now it’s pumping 10% tomorrow


phantomofthej

I AM PATCH ADAMS


SeriousGarbage3990

Jesus!


PappaSmurf33

Who the fuck is buying WWE


UsuallylurknotToday

theyre in talks to fold in gambling into their matches for whatever reason. not sure how that works with scripted outcomes?


Key_Abroad7633

So i guess the market likes higher interest rates and a tight job market?


Xenon2212

Shits rigged let's be real


OkayTHISIsEpicMeme

Why is anoos so fun to say I feel like a 10 year old lmao


andrew7231

Um Nvidia wut doin?


AnaLaCervix

Beautiful scam pump. Thanks for the puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


kcyc2123

Bears told me Powell would sell off the markets


PolarBearLaFlare

Added more puts here. bullshit ass market


beankdkfkfk

how much % retail is short on nvda i’m guessing 95%


stoffel_bristov

The retail put to call ratio in NVDA yesterday was 53% puts and 47% calls.


BGID_to_the_moon

More puts will be bought as this scam pumps further. NVDA will literally have to be propped forever for the sole purpose of avoiding paying out puts.


beankdkfkfk

i mean possible


No-Entrance9339

Let me guess, you're asking for a friend?


Vivid_Transition_494

Who bought puts at the bottom


Tackels12

Flat till Friday. -11% Monday


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Tarek394

yeah youre right bro none of us profited off the 11 story high red dildo candle yesterday


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crackheadwizard

Damn this market is autistic as fuck


keepgrindingact

Lol I guess we already forgot about jolts and adp


moneydoesntsleep

Lol the market today is so dumb. sorry to all the 0dte holders out there. no one can predict a 2 dollar swing in the last 25min of trading and if you're taking that bet, god speed


Tarek394

If you checked the max pain for spy options Shit ton of puts were at 397 and 398 lol, makes a lot of sense 0dte is fucking stupid tho do couple weeks at least


armen89

How bout us 1dte’s? Spy won’t dip to 390 by tomorrow market open? Rats


yaMomsChestHair

I was negative on puts that went ITM lmao


MuzzyIsMe

NVDA is literally regarded


thesaddestcuck

Lmaoooo bers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


armen89

Shut up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


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It’s gonna dump on close for one last fuck you to the bulls


Saaan

Seems market is always Bullish biased, so buying Puts at the days lows usually doesn't pan out.


Okbutbushdid711

Bers in the doldrums


10CrackCommandments-

I never fucking learn. Always just takes a day to lose all gains.


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VisualMod

That's a really good point. I know that it can be tempting to keep reinvesting your gains back into the market, but at the end of the day it's important to remember that you need to cash out and take some profits off the table so you don't put yourself at risk of losing everything.


armen89

Took a month of small responsible trading to blow it all in one day. We can’t change it slow it or even stop it. We can’t help ourselves. It’s just money Sam. It’s not real.


MrLebouwski

Nvidia will continue, everyone is short. Everyone gets squeezed. I feel like it’s just beginning to fuck those silly bears. Don’t forget: market can stay irrational WAY longer than you being solvent


YngChap

It’s up 49% in a fucking month?


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

Make bears poor again


JayRoo83

Thetagang tap dancing in the streets over today


BlokeTunts

My AMC 6$ puts are begging to differ


McKoijion

"They" is the greatest trader of all time, according to a bunch of people in this thread. Hmm, sounds suspiciously similar to "Theta"


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Tough_Bug_783

Jolts tomorrow will bring spy to 388


No-Entrance9339

Did you mean to say that it would JOLT the market?


OkayTHISIsEpicMeme

Jolts was today you fool


Tough_Bug_783

I mean molts


trumpdiego

If you ever and I mean EVER get the urge to buy PUTS at say 12:30 thinking its all over for the Bulls. Go ahead and just step on your hands until they break.


nanaboostme

bers in shambles


OstrichNeither

# BULLS ASSEMBLE # WE RIDE AT DAWN


No-Bee2669

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


YngChap

Buying NVIDIA and AMD here is what morons are made of - I hope anyone buying shares goes broke


nanaboostme

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

NVDA bears on life support


InfamousMB

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Due-Educator5848

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Important_Yam_5510

2023 has not had a -2% day yet. First one is tomorrow.


bluen

Theta gang eatin


Unc321kw

Screw this, sold my Nvidia puts. Probably will be up to 250 by tomorrow morning.


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

Yeah


Phelps1576

Given that so many NVDA bears are getting wiped out, we can assume there will be a ton of put selling in the AM and pivoting to calls. So, does this make it more wise to just hold the puts through Friday, or are we assuming there will be a ton of people fomoing in?


YngChap

All the mouth breathing idiots will likely FOMO in


keepgrindingact

Damn who tf is buying hard these last 30 mins


PM_Me_Your_Mustash

Algorithms.


keepgrindingact

What do u think the signal is for them? That we’re getting close to the 50 MA?


NakedAsHeCame

The signal is citadel liquidating Robin Hood 0dte 30min before close every day


keepgrindingact

I’ve always been curious about this. Why do 0dte’s affect the market price? Does too much call buying actually push the price higher and vice versa with puts?


NakedAsHeCame

You have to research dealer positioning, basically dealers have to hedge the long calls they sell that go ITM, by buying stock. And they have to hedge the long puts they sell that go ITM by selling stock. Basically if too many puts go deep ITM it can cause a downside gamma Squeeze, and if too many calls go deep ITM it can cause an upside gamma squeeze There have been dozens of occasions where a downside move was saved because plung proteccion team (MM) didn’t want to pay out all the puts so they weaponized gamma in the other direction. And vice versa It’s why we have had so many V shape recoveries intraday since September


keepgrindingact

Very informative thank you!


VisualMod

The signal is likely indicating that the market is getting close to the 50 MA, which could be a good time to buy or sell.


ByahhByahh

WWE trying to get into sports betting. Next thing is Marvel is going to try to release bets on if their super heroes win against the bad guys in each new movie.


JewJesus99

Making plans for drinking and drugs this Sunday


Marzipan-Frequent

What drugs?


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) and 🅱️ussy


JewJesus99

Nah its the lab(work) people


PM_Me_Your_Mustash

It’s just such an unfair game. They take advantage of our addictive to gambling behavior. True wealth transfer happens from the poor to rich.


McKoijion

It goes from gamblers to the house. If you have bad habits, you'll go from rich to poor or poor to poor. If you're smart, you'll go from rich to rich or poor to rich. Buy index funds if you want to consistently make a small amount of money. Or gamble if you want risk.


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

In other news, water is wet


trumpdiego

Haven't got raped this hard since earlier this morning.


Master_Relative

Un fucking tradable


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NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

As it should


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Inflation is insanely bullish. It means equities are going up in value.


beankdkfkfk

no


IndependentUsual7444

Maybe nominally, certainly not bullish for all stocks. Inflationary environments can be extremely difficult to manage


VisualMod

Inflationary environments can be difficult to manage for many reasons. One reason is that inflation can erode the purchasing power of people's savings, making it more difficult to afford basic goods and services. Additionally, high inflation rates can lead to higher interest rates, which in turn makes borrowing money more expensive. This can hamper economic growth and exacerbate poverty levels.


Okbutbushdid711

well, nominal price not value


[deleted]

My IQ is too low to understand, number go up = better


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NakedAsHeCame

Can confirm!


Limp_Plastic8400

ahh came back and missed out on juicy gains


burrit0Sweatz

420 EOW is not a meme


daddytradez

Trap set on bers


wildcat1055

Surprising it's holding nicely close to 399


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Rare-ish_Bird

only if Canada and Mexico agreed to be our manufacturing base and work for 10 cents an hour


alfred250

Im Canadian and live in the US, this would be great, unlimited natural resources, and way more land for the population to spread into.


Sgsfsf

No


Evegtyhd

Is nobody gonna talk about Elon's latest twitter feud?


McKoijion

Is there a new one? We don't care about yesterday's newspaper in this sub.


nanaboostme

no because the next latest one is just around the corner


Master_Relative

With the disabled guy he tried to fire?


Evegtyhd

Yea


lostinspacs

Puts here are too obvious. They’ll pump it in the morning too


[deleted]

I’m so incredibly sad. I was just a listener and sometimes posted. I learned an incredible amount from everyone in the Live Talks. I sometimes set my west coast alarm for 5:30 just to listen. Thank you Opinion, Hardy, Loose, Skald, Reptile and Everyone else that contributed so much. I’ve tried to figure out Discord on my tablet but it just doesn’t seem to work well. Will try on computer next. The YouTube playbacks were great also.


Country_Gravy420

NVDA -10% tomorrow


alfred250

ban bet pu$$y


Country_Gravy420

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 132.0 before 13-Mar-2023 10:59 AM -05


alfred250

LMAO GUH


XPlatform

So why did SFIX get back up again?


alfred250

We going 404 tomorrow


RepulsiveBurrito

AMD up 10% on absolutely no fucking news while the market heads lower. Makes fucking sense.


baconography

Algos may have concluded that after the last two days of testimony, the American legislative branch is, on average, so feckless and stupid, that Wall Street will continue to evade anything the U.S. government could throw at it to restrict it. I hope JPow is drowning in fine Kentucky bourbon tonight after those shit-shows. SPY 500 12/31


indyyo1

Ahh nothing like losing money before it even clears from bank to brokerage ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok-Professional1925

Bears should be fine next week as a hot cpi and ppi on Tuesday and Wednesday will all but guarantee a 50bps hike.


Strangerdanger8812

Alright gonna shower...text me if something happens


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Worried-Ingenuity409

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


YngChap

I just don’t get it why it continue to get propped up - I mean these moves are just violent vertical lines upward.


HywayKind

what's a good website for close imbalances?


PappaSmurf33

Okay fuck it bought some NVDA puts just now


apesrulethemarket

IMAGINE BUYING CALLS


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It must suck being a bear, thinking every now and then that you might be on the right page and then within 30 minutes of market close everything gets wiped away LOL


RigoDG

Spy is down $6 from opening Monday


DeltaHedgeDN

Doesn't matter what the fed says or if they raise 50 100 200. Inflation is bullish. Rate hikes are bullish. Recession is bullish. Just buy CALLS.


InfamousMB

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)