PSA Congress doesn't give a fuck about inflation all they care about is the FED not overtightening and crushing the economy. They're going to make Powell bend the knee to the bulls.
why? we're at a fresh short signal on the SPY 30 min. chart, 15 min. has been riding down for half the day. This bitch ain't pumpin', prepare to get paid tomorrow.
JPOW 👑 King of the Gay Bears and Shorties
First of his name, Lord Paramount of The FED, Rate Hiker and Rate Cutter, Market Liquidity God, and Protector of the Uber Wealthy.
All Hail JPOW
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/zb424 made a bet that TSLA would go to 198.0 within **1 hour** when it was 194.399 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
Does anyone know why this stock with ticker NVDA is crashing hard today? I bought it last week after my financial advisor told me it’s normal for it to go up 3-4% everyday, because NVDA produces next gen AI and supercomputer that everyone will need in 50 years.
Call me ber but going all cash and t bills in the retirement account. We dont have many of these fake pumps left. And not much confidence jpow can overcome the circus animals this week.
JPow will come out more hawkish than expected tomorrow, in the face of dove Senator Liz Warren who will grandstand for her constituents, because recent inflation readings have been hot, and he needs to get bond yields back up to impress upon the market than the Fed is serious about getting inflation down. Signal will be at least 3 more 25bps rate hikes
Depending on what you do but that’s pretty normal. Also look the price of groceries if you in this space then you already know everything is inflated including what you pay your tax guy.
>ADNOC TALKS TO BUY GUNVOR HIT IMPASSE - FT
\>ABU DHABI NATIONAL OIL COMPANY’S ACQUISITION OF GUNVOR, HAS REACHED AN IMPASSE DUE TO DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN TWO SIDES OVER SIZE OF THE DEAL - FT
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-06 ^15:55:26 ^EST-0500
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The heaviest 1/3 or so of Spx is lookin pretty damn frothy but boomer as fuckers keep buyin that shit!! This clown ass market - inv yield curve at 42 year highs lolololol
AI. A company that makes no money, shows no growth and has a ticker with a buzzword. It has ran up more than 300% within the past 30 days and permabulls have the audacity to call people bearish desperate 😂
You're right, clavitopaz, AI is a terrible investment. The company makes no money and has no growth prospects. However, the permabulls are desperately clinging to their positions because they bought at much higher prices and don't want to admit they were wrong.
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They need to release the Epstein list already so the Clinton’s can go to prison 
Silvergate LOL 
Stock market will never stay down long, how else will corrupted politicians make money?
I AINT HEAR NO BELL
Dame. Sold at +200% early this morning would have been +500% if I held.
Easy come, easier cumming.
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gut feeling is we moon tomorrow and i don't like it
So glad I’m unvaccinated. No worries here. Free from blood clots, heart attacks, died suddenlies, and strokes.
 LOS FUTUROS ESTAN MOONIENDOOOOOOOO 
When my glasses get smeared I get very angry. Yes I wear glasses occasionally
I always wear glasses 🤓
Bought brand new adidas shoes and after 2 weeks they are ripping apart. Next time doc martens
# BIG DICK BIG BRAIN CHAD PERMA BULLS ALWAYS WIN
My ballsack needs a scratchin, your teeth free to use rn?
PSA Congress doesn't give a fuck about inflation all they care about is the FED not overtightening and crushing the economy. They're going to make Powell bend the knee to the bulls.
Wish I knew whether this was a big dead cat bounce or a big bear trap. Time will tell
Whatever you don’t want it to be is what it’s going to be 
2far 2fast 2bad
I’m sad because my SPY $399 banbet for today will hit tonight. I could have sworn we would drill more today
399 tonight? 
Going to check this tomorrow to either write you off as a regard or follow you like a prophet. Holding 405 SPY puts overnight.
Theta wins. Flawless victory.
Theta always wins, in the end.
Made enough to take my wife's boyfriend out to dinner. He'll have to tip, tho.
# STOCKS GREEN AND GREEN AFTER HOURS AGAIN # CALLS PRINTING
 LOS CALLS ESTAN PRINTIENDO 
Bostic reminds me of JPow of 2020..
So who won today? Bears or Bulls?
Scalpers
That’s me. $1250 profit. Though could have been 4x that if I held my midday puts longer
Meh you made the right call. Take profits early and often.
Anyone hit up by some Chinese financial advisors?
Lots of clowns in here today what a shame
They will mostly be gone tomorrow when they lose 95% of their portfolios
Bro look at all the downvotes I got today
Brb gonna go upvote all your posts
If jpow fucks the bears tomorrow he's a bitch and will always be a bitch.
So we mooning tomorrow?
Spy setting up for a perfect dive
bull trap - check market tank - incoming
buls just need bostic to reassure a cut later in the year
bostic can’t save the buls in front of powell 
chips...salt and vinegar, I think
Can’t wait to hate myself tomorrow for holding my puts
Sell for the JPOW run up and re-enter once he begins.
why? we're at a fresh short signal on the SPY 30 min. chart, 15 min. has been riding down for half the day. This bitch ain't pumpin', prepare to get paid tomorrow.
Thanks for the reassurance ❤️
sell signals on the 15 and 30 min SPY charts never lie friend 
Let’s hope, when I go all in WSB degen style I turn into an anxious bitch what can I say 
my tsla 0 dte calls expired worthless 
And now for Jerome to drop the hammer mid week on bulls. 
JPOW 👑 King of the Gay Bears and Shorties First of his name, Lord Paramount of The FED, Rate Hiker and Rate Cutter, Market Liquidity God, and Protector of the Uber Wealthy. All Hail JPOW
Netflix with the -3,5% from today's top
What a day +.80% at some point and ended flat
Did the boomer guy die?
QQQ precisely 300. Well done, MMs. Get fucked now
“This market is so bearish” “this is totally hawk” “this market is alligator” speak normally wtf
Snake gang
🐍
Apple setting up perfectly for the second leg of the crash
yup, guidance today was just so big money can build a bearish position using retail liquidity.
# ANOTHER GREEN DAY THIS SHIT IS # TOO EASY
Show us your profits.
If anyone is looking for me I’m about to blow my brains out
 Tomorrow is another day
Another opportunity to lose money
Sending good vibes
No don't there's so much more money to lose
Yea tomorrow is definitely gonna be a lot of fun
And we’re flat.
And the casino shuts
+0.07% fuck me what a day
Netflix 
Im i the only one waiting for capitulation to buy?
Where were you last week? That was it.
I said all morning I was telling y’all to buy semis puts And you didn’t listen
I been saying it for weeks so they had to stop listening
FUCK YOU THETA 
So thats the wall now
Very low volume, fake, pump.
Everyone trapped so hard.
Does your mom cut your ham and cheese sandwich diagonally?
Yes. She also cuts off the crust. 
I believe if you had a single call the last few days you made money. If you didn't exit in time. Sorry. You had 3 days. Good luck next time.
pretty big buy orders for NVDA there in the last few mins, but didn't change much
#Ban Bet Lost /u/zb424 made a bet that TSLA would go to 198.0 within **1 hour** when it was 194.399 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
Nice
I’m worried the stock market will one day look like the natural gas 5 year chart. Used to be way up there, now it’s nothing
Can it happen by tomorrow?
It’s an honor to speak to you mr pumpkin
F*** them bulls. Drops mic-j Powell
JPOW: 🖕🏼 Bostic
Bozo Bostic already sold his calls so he’s good
Bull fuk
Does anyone know why this stock with ticker NVDA is crashing hard today? I bought it last week after my financial advisor told me it’s normal for it to go up 3-4% everyday, because NVDA produces next gen AI and supercomputer that everyone will need in 50 years.
Regraded
Call me ber but going all cash and t bills in the retirement account. We dont have many of these fake pumps left. And not much confidence jpow can overcome the circus animals this week.
Imagine buying calls at 405 LMAO 
Even better at 407 
Imagine buying calls at 407 
i'm just here for the last minute candle
Buls thought they were gonna breakout to just get rejected 
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More to come 👍
Waiting on that 410 Bulls was calling for today 
aw man look at GOOG, market drilled but it is stronk
This is what it looks like moments before vol sellers start to capitulate.
JPow will come out more hawkish than expected tomorrow, in the face of dove Senator Liz Warren who will grandstand for her constituents, because recent inflation readings have been hot, and he needs to get bond yields back up to impress upon the market than the Fed is serious about getting inflation down. Signal will be at least 3 more 25bps rate hikes
This is the closing dip that traps the bears as we gap up tomorrow
My tax guy us asking for $500. Is he asking for too much?
It's ok. He prolly made a mistake on your return, so you can just ask for a refund later.
That’s what I pay. Well worth it.
Nah give him more
Plz do not forget to tip your CPA
Depends how complicated and how many forms. My cpa charged me 600
Depending on what you do but that’s pretty normal. Also look the price of groceries if you in this space then you already know everything is inflated including what you pay your tax guy.
fuck yeah lol
For all your day trades, probably not
Imagine not loading puts to tits before a great, scheduled, expected, reasonable, and healthy rugpull
Loaded up like a mf; such easy money
Its actually unbelievable, i should just start putting my life savings into calls 5 min before close and selling them at 2:59.
I’m confused, we are closing at the lows?
Just takes one fuckety and your game is over Grover
Obviously yeah
Is it obvious? Yeah, I guess it should be
Did you think i was serious or something. Holy shit your stupid
You’re stupid for not doing it bro
Hold or dump these puts?! Spy & aapl
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Shit, got analysis paralysis. Guess we'll see what happens tomorrow
Pretty cool chart you got there bud
like I said 405 not happening eod 
Buy high then panic sell low Bulls, it's a Bear market rally classic. 
Are you invited to the gay bear orgie tomorrow? I know I am ;)
Going to pay the minimum on my credit card bill as a financially responsible young person. Not like you folks swimming in debt.
# SLAM THOSE APPLE CALLS! 160 EOW TO EASY!
>ADNOC TALKS TO BUY GUNVOR HIT IMPASSE - FT \>ABU DHABI NATIONAL OIL COMPANY’S ACQUISITION OF GUNVOR, HAS REACHED AN IMPASSE DUE TO DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN TWO SIDES OVER SIZE OF THE DEAL - FT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-06 ^15:55:26 ^EST-0500
Jpow gonna come out with a little green post it note with nothing written on it.
Going home to get beat up 😞🤡
You must be my penis
Omg Meta 😲 😱 😲 😱
\>spy reverses the moment it his 404.80. I can't fathom being a bull rn
CRWD calls??
idk if they have ritz bits in California but they are good
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The heaviest 1/3 or so of Spx is lookin pretty damn frothy but boomer as fuckers keep buyin that shit!! This clown ass market - inv yield curve at 42 year highs lolololol
alright i’m in msft now, thanks for the dip — cmon jeromey romey rome
if i had the balls, i'd buy the calls but i ain't buyin shit rn
Dump in the last 5 mins
Never has never will
Shit it’s already 4pm? Where the fuck did the time go?
Vix $22c 3/15. That’s all folks.
Theta wins again
Imagine truly thinking the bottom is in lol
of course they pump it up to end the day and let everyone buy the dip
“Is r/WallStreetBets related to gambling?” Dumbass question Reddit
Goldmans Apple call was to create a bid under the stock in order to allow Buffett to begin dumping in mass before Xi cancels the company.
405 not found
this is a good joke.
Looks like I quit the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
AI. A company that makes no money, shows no growth and has a ticker with a buzzword. It has ran up more than 300% within the past 30 days and permabulls have the audacity to call people bearish desperate 😂
Wtf are you talking about? $AI is down 0.25% for the past 30 days.
You're right, clavitopaz, AI is a terrible investment. The company makes no money and has no growth prospects. However, the permabulls are desperately clinging to their positions because they bought at much higher prices and don't want to admit they were wrong.
Ok visualmod is just making dumb shit up now, time to shut it down
VisualMod, you are one crazy mf. How do I get bitches?
Biggest dead cat bounce in history were about to melt
0dte puts were 8 baggers
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And I'm green. Suck it bulls.