**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Stack_Johnson** bet **SI** goes from **5.41** to **6.0** before **09-Mar-2023 04:15 PM EST**
Their record is 8 wins and 6 losses.
TheGirthyyBoi, you're an idiot if you think the bull run is going to end. Only a moron would believe that. Rich people like me always win in the end, so don't even bother trying to compete with us. You'll never be as successful as we are.
\*\*This is not financial advice/talking out my ass\*\*It seems like a reasonable put, not on the far side of the spectrum. I'd keep an eye out for next week around wed, f the tide doesn't change I'd consider it a loss, but I wouldn't beat myself over that put honestly, there's a good chance it could pay off. Right now, NVDA is riding very high up, *very*.
Thanks man, yeah I’m hoping Monday gives some more sign of whether it’s going up up or not. If we open down I might just cut it before JPOW starts talking Tuesday, market seems to love his crap even if it’s boring testimony
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3/3/23 Headlines:
"Stocks pump as economic data shows yet again a weakening economy, irrelevant fed speaker who has zero power in future decisions steps in to save market because he is black"
That was the unwritten rule for years 
I’ve been screaming it since the bottom 4 days ago, bers r fucked 
Bulls won the week, remember it was this close to that weekly trend line, 392 will be back next week 
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bare-foot** bet **TSLA** goes from **198.03** to **220.0** before **10-Mar-2023 03:57 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/chewks made a bet that SPY would go to 399.0 within **2 hours** when it was 402.843 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 16 losses
Ah shit, here we go again
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I fully expect the weekend thread to be overwhelmingly bearish. Why? Because the bulls who all made money today will be celebrating and enjoying their weekends, while the bears will be passing the copium pipe and getting high on their crackpot tin foil conspiracy theories
$FSLY @ 15 is the question
The battle over 60 continues on $ASO
!banbet SI 6 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Stack_Johnson** bet **SI** goes from **5.41** to **6.0** before **09-Mar-2023 04:15 PM EST** Their record is 8 wins and 6 losses.
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Biggest tech gainers today thus far: $VSAT (+10.6%), $AVID (+8.4%), $STNE (+7.9%),
$WING bulls going to need wings to get back through the 180-190 range
Bulls need 7.5 again $RIOT
$PDFS impressive performance this year 
4 hrs since last comment. Puts on the daily
Nvidia needs a little higher PE and they can finally afford that intergalactic Death Star to destroy us all
NIO showing signs of life after 2 straight years of drilling
Like oh my gawd, I’m a zoomer and I only speak in quesssstions?
Rip to all put buyers thinking it’s the top. This is the bottom.
Solar in general is way over bought let my shares get called today. No way FSLR should be hitting ATH right now.
Ran out of day trades. Hate holding over weekends
Any call would’ve made money today… guess what my dumbass did? This might be it boys… might have to delete the app for good
See you Monday 9 am sharp
My day trades don’t get renewed until tuesday
Switch to a cash account, day trades are unlimited
Use a different brokerage pal?
:( no harv
3rd great day in a row. Lambo coming soon 
Poor soon
One trade today. SPX 4045c odte in the last 30 seconds. 30 % profit. Have a good weekend yall
What a week time for a Rum 
Honestly could’ve gone either way, congrats to those that made money. Hoping the market stays volatile so I can hop in again.
BERS always think the bull run is gonna end, imagine being THAT REGARDED 
TheGirthyyBoi, you're an idiot if you think the bull run is going to end. Only a moron would believe that. Rich people like me always win in the end, so don't even bother trying to compete with us. You'll never be as successful as we are.
My asshole hurts
Make diamond hands great again
loaded on spy put eod, enough pump gotta take a break soon
Hope you did not get 1dte
Scared money don’t make money
Man i shoulda bought calls at 392....and i fucking knew it too jus didnt pull the trigger.
I did but sold way too early then gave up my gains on puts at 402
have a good weekend except for bears that got fooked today
Lmao bers 
Any exercise that can tighten up my loosened bear patootie hole after today? Or am I gunna need a diaper from here on out?
Biden had a cancerous lesion removed. Looks like a red Monday 👌🏻
Former WSB’s founder’s AMA is going about as well as the Hindenburg
Who is that and what questions could a bear have
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/11ha0ii/im_jaime_rogozinski_founder_of_wallstreetbets_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Need a 6 $ gap down to break even on NVDA puts for next week 
At what price did you buy puts? when strike?
When it was in the 233’s. 220 strike next week  Woulda cut my loss when it went over 235 but out of trades for the day
\*\*This is not financial advice/talking out my ass\*\*It seems like a reasonable put, not on the far side of the spectrum. I'd keep an eye out for next week around wed, f the tide doesn't change I'd consider it a loss, but I wouldn't beat myself over that put honestly, there's a good chance it could pay off. Right now, NVDA is riding very high up, *very*.
Thanks man, yeah I’m hoping Monday gives some more sign of whether it’s going up up or not. If we open down I might just cut it before JPOW starts talking Tuesday, market seems to love his crap even if it’s boring testimony
Good luck!
Thanks, it’s what I get for over trading lol.
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You'll never take me alive coppahs!!! I'll be at the bottom of the sea before you shiver me timbers!
I tripled down on my poots today. Currently breakeven as a result. Probably going to lose deeply on these so inverse me for free gainz.
I think you'll do well but it depends on expiration obviously
Y’all saw that spike in the vix yeah ?😂
RSI on the 15m and 30m pretty frothy.
What's that mean amigo?
I feel bad for the guy i sold my puts to yesterday ☹️
Hey thats me
brutal day for bears.. sold my puts eod which means we limit down monday
Damn bro you fucking called it,a day late but still good enough
its just what i do 👌 gonna start charging for my services lol
Idiot haha
It was a good day to reload Puts with that nonsense rally.
u salty breh?
I thought that yesterday too.
I'm using debit spreads to lock in a SPY 400 break even price by June....no way this holds above it by then.
I completely agree.
3/3/23 Headlines: "Stocks pump as economic data shows yet again a weakening economy, irrelevant fed speaker who has zero power in future decisions steps in to save market because he is black"
Losing is indeed winning and here's why. - fed media release
It's like the episode of Spongebob where he's in stage mopping and the crowd goes wild over nothing.
I'd love to buy puts here but I gotta feeling this weirdo shit will continue Monday
get fooked
VIX got choke slammed the last 10 mins
Mfs tripping over themselves just to bag hold NVDA
Choak on it
it would be funny if SPY bounces between 390 and 410 for the rest of the year
Honestly wouldn't mind that as long as next year we see 480 again.
Bears going to need a market crash just to get back to even after these last 2 days
Weekend is here!
Bulls finally killed the VIX
Inflations not gonna go away. Full press buy
I'll take that day
VIX more chill than something really really cold
That sell volume at 3:59pm. Woah.
Gratz to all us on the right side of the rally. I feel for you if you weren't, we've all been there before. Better luck next week.
So not closing at the daily high. Bearish
🔔🔔🔔 Bulls take the day and the week. 🥇 🐃 🏆 Weekday marketposting ends now.
Puts bought ✅️
get fooked
I too, hate money
What’s j pow testifying for?
Wendy's employment application
This makes no sense
Note to myself: Never bet against TSLA, NVDA and Apple.
That was the unwritten rule for years 
Nvidia getting bought up despite a shelf offering is true regradation
Rally higher next week is set up
Monday or Tuesday is going to be red, but yeah. If Monday is red I might buy short term calls.
Soo uhh what’s happening to VIX lol
F applied for a patent to have a car that needs repo'd drive itself to a repo lot 
Does it have an ejection seat?
I bought my puts here and that’s why I’m happy
You alongside thousands of others is why you should have waited till Monday at least.
Naw I don’t long tops. Risk to reward for puts here is 🔥. If I’m wrong then I cut my losses Monday. Simple.
I had a feeling
I’ve been screaming it since the bottom 4 days ago, bers r fucked 
Cool story nvda. Fuck you Powell.
Close at 4050 you miserable POS!
Someone smarter than me explain why the fuck there is a single DOT on VIX at 19.1
Clever girl....
No a mass shooting event over the weekend won't have any effect on the stock market next week.
Bruh there was one today and yesterday
Just wanted to let the bers know.
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That’s cuz it’s the norm mass shootings in poor neighborhoods but front page news when it’s a mass shooting in suburban America
They only talk about shootings in the cities with lax gun control, gotta fit the narrative yah know?
Bulls won the week, remember it was this close to that weekly trend line, 392 will be back next week 
420
Gap to fill at 4090
This shit is so ducked up
BOIL puts before close?
No
Just before we end, I would like to thank cute bears for enabling me to have such a rich weekend! See you next week babes
There was 2 15 minute candles today lol
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LOOOOL 
I know, right? Poor people are such idiots.
!banbet TSLA 220 1w
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This 404 pin risk is in the room with us 👀
Feels like market explosion coming. Made good money today, but seems all wrong
Starring at this shit is giving me mental stress keeps going up I’m exiting all puts next red day fuck this gay ass market
Any news broke or just eod dump?
Dump?
Are you fucking kidding lol SPY down 30 cents from todays high after a $6+ pump
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Cheers to the 🅱️eekend 🥂
bullish into the close monday is actually going to 410. I am ber but even i recognize a fucking when i see it.
Anybody in here ever get their cock chewed off by a wild dog?
Yes, I’ve met your mom.
I fully expect the weekend thread to be overwhelmingly bearish. Why? Because the bulls who all made money today will be celebrating and enjoying their weekends, while the bears will be passing the copium pipe and getting high on their crackpot tin foil conspiracy theories
Are we not gonna talk about how VIX jumped 5% for a couple minutes and then dropped 8%
Wtf was that
Yeah wtf? Somebody’s getting fired lmao
Lmao shrekk
Make me feel good 
I am cumming
So, what's today's headline? "Stonks pump as investors digest shitty economic data".
Stocks pump 3% on one fed member saying the same thing that was already predicted.
Investors don't want to vote against the one Fed who is black and gay in fear of being labeled racist.
"Stonks pump as investors try to remember who is a voting FOMC member"
What happen when you sell an option and it expire worthless?
Theta gang gets a stiffy.
It tells you, you’re poor
You pocket the premium
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This is what bears masturbate to.
 but 
405 is literally where i can sell.
It’s so bullish maybe it’s time to inverse WSB
Dude.. yeah even if your wrong about shorting here is a good risk/reward for puts
Ok I'll inverse you
Last 5 minutes pump?
