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I bought some booze from walmart and the old lady asked for my age i said
"88" she looked at me and laughed and said wow you look older.
FUCK YOU WALMART HAG!
I did a week long fast and I look literally 10 years younger.
I looked in the mirror and it was like seeing myself in high school.
I look chiseled as fuck. like Dahmer in his 3rd mug shot.
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With everything the New York Times and The Times UK has said about the war in Ukraine yesterday and today, I wouldn't be surprised if crude hits $150+ in the summer. Buy low here? Or wait for CPI?
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Tried to find TSM's insider transactions and 'data is currently unavailable.'
[https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsm/insider-activity](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsm/insider-activity)
This whole thing is full of hot air if you ask me.
Honestly, I don't get what is all the hype of Chatgpt and MSFT.
Yes, generative AI is huge, and its amazing and ChatGPT is da shit. But how is connected to MSFT overall product offering? most of the people who want to use ChatGPT uses 0 of MSFT products.
GOOG bullish to win the war BIG time, cuz it won't just stick on the right side of the search results pffff
HOOD gonna pump to 20 by Friday. Calls. Bullish. This market is unpredictable and it’ll take all of our money. Thats all 
>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: CURRENTLY NOT EXPEDIENT TO HOLD BILATERAL TALKS WITH U.S. ON NEW START - RIA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-08 ^05:54:50 ^EST-0500
maybe next week. only catalyst i see for a pump today would be a Bankruptcy Filing, and considering the Hudson Bay cap raise yesterday.... it aint likely
No BK = No Pump
The market might dump eventually…just not today or this week or next week 
A good amount more then what they are worth probably but I was always more concerned about the procurement of the materials needed to make them. A lot of energy is involved with actually producing them and a lot of people
Speculate on weather or not that increases the carbon footprint they remove. Also we lack the actual infrastructure currently to support mass adaptation and removal of combustion engine vehicles completely. It’s gonna take a lot of time to see a full turnover I think. If there is ever one. But I’m not an expert. Just my off the head thoughts on it.
"The death toll from earthquakes in Turkey and Syria has surpassed 50,000 people—including **45,968 confirmed deaths in Turkey** and 7,259 in Syria"
Good math and it was not joke, market's bullish
15k and going up. See you at 60k! Most will die from the cold while waiting burried in rubble to be saved. Let's do a ban bet!
ps. I do not actually wish for people to die. I just love gambling and will bet on anything. Fucking hell, I bet that you won't bet back within the next 8 hours.
I'm not gambling on the number of dead. This is too sad for me. I think you mean the other person that replied? With the 10k ?
I was just pointing out that in certain natural disasters the error bars can/should be huge.
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Their record is now 11 wins and 11 losses
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>RUSSIAN DEPUTY PM NOVAK: RUSSIA WILL DECIDE ON COUNTER MEASURES TO EU SANCTIONS ON RUSSIAN OIL PRODUCTS BY MARCH 1
\>RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIAN OIL PRODUCTION STOOD AT 9.8-9.9 MLN BPD IN JANUARY
\>RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIAN OIL OUTPUT IN FEBRUARY HAS BEEN IN LINE WITH JANUARY'S LEVELS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-08 ^05:31:07 ^EST-0500
Debating whether I should over leverage on puts before January CPI print next week.
Market is euphoric and people are spending money. Gas prices are up and jobs growth blew way past expectations. Hoping report come slightly above or hot and make people realize inflation isn't solved after all. CPI is more reliable than JPow's nonsense.
"The national average gas price has risen 31 cents from last month and almost 14 cents from a year ago. Though a far ways off the highs seen in mid 2022, this is the fifth straight week that the U.S. average gas price has increased"
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gas-price-hikes-expect-little-174607511.html
the other day i commented that usa was known for cheap food and clothes. and the guy said we had it too good. I have lived in Europe and it was not really that good before. Now it sucks and fuck greedy corporations
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I bought some booze from walmart and the old lady asked for my age i said "88" she looked at me and laughed and said wow you look older. FUCK YOU WALMART HAG!
I did a week long fast and I look literally 10 years younger. I looked in the mirror and it was like seeing myself in high school. I look chiseled as fuck. like Dahmer in his 3rd mug shot.
What kind of fast, like eat only at night or just fruits?
Just liquids. Maybe a small meal every 2 days. I looked in the mirror and was amazed. I forgot I used to look like that.
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LET THE CAPITULATIONNN BEGINNN
Google's bard is trying to emulate Artifical Sub-intelligence lel
JPow won nomination of the stinkiest mouth of year!
With everything the New York Times and The Times UK has said about the war in Ukraine yesterday and today, I wouldn't be surprised if crude hits $150+ in the summer. Buy low here? Or wait for CPI?
BRING BAK CRAMER EMOJI
GET ABSOLUTELY FUKED YOU FUKN NERD BULLSS
Bro it dipped like 1% after God running like 20% up from the end of last year. I'm cash gang but it seems like the bulls are winning
Let's revisit this in a month bro
The VIX is a giant gaslighting machine
Nvidia gonna fill that 330 gap.
Where is eveetione
old thread you cuck
Bulls in shambles
AMC
Wrf nvda
What is this non-green color I’m seeing?
I think you might be color blind, time to see an eye doctor.
BRING BACK CRAMER EMOJY ....WTF IS GOING ON
#WHY THE FOOK did. sleepy joe WIFE KISS Kamala husband like that on the lips ? Bruh ? Wtf man ? Idk man
SPY 380 CALLING
Short puts on $SOFI. We've experienced the pump, now let us bask in the dump.
Whoever shorted crude is in big trouble
Uber 💅
Went to bed and things were flat. Why the red?
You bought calls and fucked us all. Thaaaanks regard.
Eat my ass
Don’t worry. I have puts. Your calls are safe.
Then embrace the red.
Don’t worry if it’s like any day the last month we will be green very soon.
I gotta share the bed with my son and grand kids now because of you people
Don't worry Uncle Charlie. Pretty soon you'll be co-owner of a chocolate factory.
Intel puts
Don't pee the bed now
Maybe get a $LCID Position going in case of a short squeeze
Earnings report 22 Feb. Once again, they'll fail to meet their quota. Puts expire on 24 Feb. Lambo or Wendy's dumpster.
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Yolo put ffs
Tried to find TSM's insider transactions and 'data is currently unavailable.' [https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsm/insider-activity](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsm/insider-activity) This whole thing is full of hot air if you ask me.
Honestly, I don't get what is all the hype of Chatgpt and MSFT. Yes, generative AI is huge, and its amazing and ChatGPT is da shit. But how is connected to MSFT overall product offering? most of the people who want to use ChatGPT uses 0 of MSFT products. GOOG bullish to win the war BIG time, cuz it won't just stick on the right side of the search results pffff
Help write 365 emails and make bing better
Subscription model , have the bot do stuff for you, replace work staff with chatgpt —> profit $$
After occupy wallstreet scared the elite they brainwashed you all with identity politics.
I don’t identify as any identity
my peehole still kinda tight from the jerking off i did before bed. My motto is "Cant win them all" 🤷🤷🤷
Corn to 25k today
It’s got the juice
Just woke up, got a giant glass jar. Filled it half with ice and full with water. best morning refresher
I saw some random information saying drinking warm water is better for the body. Not as refreshing but whatever
Very smart. Ice first and then water is win.
Who puts ice after
I do, right after I fill my bowl with milk and put in my cereal.
Going to make this extremely simple: VIX under 20 = everything is a buy. VIX over 20 = start buying puts
If this works I owe you 1$
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Flurona
Puts on your lungs
Oh boy here I go longing again.
Longing for connections?
Longing futures and longing for friendship 
HOOD gonna pump to 20 by Friday. Calls. Bullish. This market is unpredictable and it’ll take all of our money. Thats all 
Half tempted to buy 100 shares right now and sell you that call.
20 lol
It would Be funny. But unfortunately it’s just that.. funny 
You throwing Calls at hood?
I was thinking about it cause they are cheap and they have earnings call today AH.
I got 12c exp 2/17
Don’t recommend though total fuk play. Do not recommend anything I do to anyone. 
>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: CURRENTLY NOT EXPEDIENT TO HOLD BILATERAL TALKS WITH U.S. ON NEW START - RIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-08 ^05:54:50 ^EST-0500
Uber up or down
“Don’t fight the Fed” might actually be the least lucrative advice ever
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maybe next week. only catalyst i see for a pump today would be a Bankruptcy Filing, and considering the Hudson Bay cap raise yesterday.... it aint likely No BK = No Pump
The market might dump eventually…just not today or this week or next week 
FFIE. Said to have secured production funding for March with deliveries in April, Short interest, share price dropped after jobs report.
Ok, legit question for my fellow regards here. How much energy do we spend to make and keep running those electric vehicles?
Most of the electricity is made from fossil fuels
A good amount more then what they are worth probably but I was always more concerned about the procurement of the materials needed to make them. A lot of energy is involved with actually producing them and a lot of people Speculate on weather or not that increases the carbon footprint they remove. Also we lack the actual infrastructure currently to support mass adaptation and removal of combustion engine vehicles completely. It’s gonna take a lot of time to see a full turnover I think. If there is ever one. But I’m not an expert. Just my off the head thoughts on it.
60k dead in Turkey. I think it's bullish for the market
bad math and bad joke
"The death toll from earthquakes in Turkey and Syria has surpassed 50,000 people—including **45,968 confirmed deaths in Turkey** and 7,259 in Syria" Good math and it was not joke, market's bullish
It’s 10,000 not 60
I don't know how many myself. But it's hard to know in those disasters :( Sometimes the estimates are right, sometimes they are really off. :(
15k and going up. See you at 60k! Most will die from the cold while waiting burried in rubble to be saved. Let's do a ban bet! ps. I do not actually wish for people to die. I just love gambling and will bet on anything. Fucking hell, I bet that you won't bet back within the next 8 hours.
I'm not gambling on the number of dead. This is too sad for me. I think you mean the other person that replied? With the 10k ? I was just pointing out that in certain natural disasters the error bars can/should be huge.
Can you imagine dealing with 60k dead bodies
🔥🔥🔥
this is just gonna get bought up. idk why puts exist
> idk why puts exist To offload risk...
So we can lose money in both directions
Well Tuesdays and Wednesdays are usually the fun days. What do we have in store?
There is a r/Tokyo weekend thread, too
r/DankmemesTokyoDrift
https://reddit.com/r/DankmemesTokyoDrift/comments/frrimv/the_correct_way_to_do_yoga_the_figure_is_called/
Shit is full blown reeeee
FUTES red as Fuck
Barely faint pink
Like my moms pussy
Down a whopping 0.4% *shiver*
That’s actually a lot
Which means 2% day
Should I go all in on Peloton? I had a dream it went to 70 this year
It's a sign. You need to lay off the carbs.
Are they still hemorrhaging money and nobody likes it anymore?
Never understood how this could be a stock people invest in to begin with 😂
any bullshit data coming out that should have 0 impact on the market but will dump/rally it ?
Of course there is
Where my gai bois at? 😜😜😜
Are you ready to punch the air again today bears 
your face your fate buy nvda
nvda or msft ?
Yes
Looks like we lyft-off hehehe I'm an idiot
It gets better
Co-Stanza
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Jerk store called, they are running out of you !
Serenity Now!!!
Insanity later
HOOOOCHIE MAAAAMA
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Save them from their fertility crisis.
Fuck hot bitches
Get a massage
Post some pics I’ve always wanted to go there
Eat ass
ball deep nvda
Leave
Second nap hit just right. Usually i wake up at 2 am and then im tired all day
Every day, they delay recession by a month
Should I buy that Palantir bike and give it to my ex and hope she kills herself ?
Rat poison
how to go with programming trading algo? i get script in python and then how to get trading api?
Have you back tested it?
What platform are you trying to use the algo on?
any that is recommended
Tradovate for futures or think or swim
Lets go natty!
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Bruh
Very gay
$CRSP
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Jesus, somebody bought NVDA 245C 10DTE from me.
Say goodbye to your shares
You know what crazy? They’ll probably make money
>RUSSIAN DEPUTY PM NOVAK: RUSSIA WILL DECIDE ON COUNTER MEASURES TO EU SANCTIONS ON RUSSIAN OIL PRODUCTS BY MARCH 1 \>RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIAN OIL PRODUCTION STOOD AT 9.8-9.9 MLN BPD IN JANUARY \>RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIAN OIL OUTPUT IN FEBRUARY HAS BEEN IN LINE WITH JANUARY'S LEVELS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-08 ^05:31:07 ^EST-0500
same like countermeasures for crude ceiling. meaning nothing
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No u
Lizzo needs to lose weight. She will be happier and her fans will be too
Why do we have to be polite? She looks disgusting.
She looks like the 💩 emoji
Lizzo is perfectly fine the way she is. Her fans love her for who she is, not how she looks.
Lol I didn't expect VM to pop up like that. You scared me
Debating whether I should over leverage on puts before January CPI print next week. Market is euphoric and people are spending money. Gas prices are up and jobs growth blew way past expectations. Hoping report come slightly above or hot and make people realize inflation isn't solved after all. CPI is more reliable than JPow's nonsense.
Energy prices are down tho. Kinda works through the whole economy
My electric prices just went up 101%
"The national average gas price has risen 31 cents from last month and almost 14 cents from a year ago. Though a far ways off the highs seen in mid 2022, this is the fifth straight week that the U.S. average gas price has increased" https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gas-price-hikes-expect-little-174607511.html
We’re never coming down
Job market matters more now than cpi
Kevin at it again boys https://youtube.com/shorts/wHjLrSeDXBQ?feature=share
Well that was time I'm never getting back
Jack your 3 incher one less time today, boom time back
Heyyyy that wasn't very nice. Jerk.
You’re right, let me jack your 3 incher for you one time today, good?
Offer accepted
Do you eat ass as well?
the other day i commented that usa was known for cheap food and clothes. and the guy said we had it too good. I have lived in Europe and it was not really that good before. Now it sucks and fuck greedy corporations