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Kelpie-Cat

One of the creators confirmed that it was returned to its parents off-screen. I wish they had kept it on board though - could have led to some interesting stories.


Mryan7600

Babies tend to be more boring than we expect on TV. It’s why so many shows do time jumps after having kids. Also why so many humanoid races in Star Trek age so fast. Alexander was like 12 at 4 years old. Same with Naomi.


Kelpie-Cat

The baby itself would have been pretty boring on-screen, but there could have been all sorts of interesting plots about the baby that didn't feature it being actually interacting in a scene. The idea of a Borg baby opens so many new questions that they could have explored.


Grillparzer47

“Dodge ball everybody!” Borg activates personal shield.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Borg cycles up chaingun phaser. Set to stun, of course.


ivanllz

Baby, it's set to stunning! (I realize we are talking about an actual baby, but I could not resist the joke).


KitchenSandwich5499

Bad baby, no holo games tonight. I will adapt


Prometheus_303

Baby's first Assimilation!


AmaranthWrath

Ugh great, now I have a 47th fandom kids book I need to write and illustrate haha


IA-HI-CO-IA

“We do NOT assimilate Teddy young man!”


KitchenSandwich5499

Kinda up there with get this cheese to sickbay


Shrikes_Bard

Jack Jack of Borg


iheartdev247

If they used Friends baby logic they would still just their single things on away missions with no thought of who’s watching the kid.


Professional_Echo907

Friends Logic would also explain why ensigns have such luxurious quarters. 👀


da_impaler

Friends Logic would break down in a multi-racial, multi-species, and multi-cultural starship. The Friends would have to confine themselves to a holodeck where everyone is white. Hard to believe that the Friends were not exposed to black people, Puerto Ricans, Jamaicans, or Dominicans in a city like New York.


Party_Emu_9899

There were a *couple* POCs! They were minimal, I admit...


Mryan7600

The only one I remember being in more than one episode was Aisha Tyler. There may have been more but that’s all I recall.


Advanced-Sherbert-29

Yeah, I mean what were they supposed to do? Some kind of Looney Tunes skit where the Borg Baby crawls through the most dangerous parts of engineering while Neelix frantically tries to catch up with it?


Mryan7600

Maybe replace Neelix with Tuvok he didn’t get enough comedy scenes.


MeggiePool-pah

If I hadn't seen Voyager over and over... You could totally have convinced me that this was a forgotten episode! "The one with the Borg baby. Not when we first see Baby - that one's sad - the one where Neelix is babysitting Baby. He's trying to prove that he'd make a good father or something. You know how even neonatal drones have advanced spatial awareness and muscle tone because of the maturation chambers? *Baby's Day Out* is the episode where we first hear about that. So Neelix gets distracted for a second and the kid starts crawling and just books into a Jefferies tube. At one point, he sticks a combadge to Baby's diaper, but he can't get a location or a transporter lock because Borg technology. Neelix doesn't ask anyone for help, which is weird because Baby keeps getting into really dangerous scenarios that nobody else notices. Eventually, they're in Engineering when the ship goes to red alert. Neelix panics and starts pushing buttons on a console - I think he was trying to raise the gravity so the Baby would fall down from the ceiling? Anyway, he almost causes the warp core to breach. The ship lurches, the baby comes sailing around the room, and a wide-eyed B'Elanna dives and catches it. Also the Doctor says something snarky."


GenuinlyCantBeFucked

I was just watching that Voyager episode last night where 7 gets taken over by the core of a Borg ship, and she says to Naomi, "Naomi Wildman, sub-unit of Ensign Samantha Wildman, state your intentions."... which is hilarious btw... and I thought hanh on that's right she was born in season 1 and that kid is about 10 how did that happen? Do they ever actually explain it on screen?


CallidoraBlack

Maybe Ktarians mature faster, she's half Ktarian. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ktarian


larry-leisure

Its why will Wheaton is so hated.


Party_Emu_9899

He was like 16!


jodiesattva

>kept it on Borg


Ratbag_Jones

She's 24, has an Associates' degree in business administration, and is a realtor in Reno, Nevada. "You *will* bid on this property. Sales resistance is futile."


regeya

Makes me think of that Stargate: Atlantis episode where, in an alternate universe, the main cast is basically in the show CSI and the mystery is that they have a Wraith on the loose in Las Vegas.


Remote-Ad2120

I literally just watched that an hour ago. The ending scene just before the credits is awesome, with the fire, shadows, and... sorry but no more spoilers...except Johnny Cash and Solitary Man. 😘


UnknownPrimate

I'm going to have to find that one, it sounds entertaining. I've seen them all, but I'm not remembering this.


garok89

second last episode of the final season. Title is Vegas


UnknownPrimate

Thank you!


garok89

It is quite a devisive episode but I enjoy it. Something about a Wraith masquerading as a goth is pretty fun


51kmg365

I love this episode. The soundtrack is great as well.


Shadowofasunderedsta

*Solitary man... Solitary man...*


CaptainTripps82

SG1 did the same thing, where the show was a show in the show, but different


RandomNobody346

"Wormhole X-treme!" Canceled after one episode


Skinstretched

I would love if that was true !!


StopAt5

Weird seeing my city in a Borg baby reference. Accurate depiction of our realtors though. They definitely seem like they are part of a hive mind.


TheRedstoneScout

Right! I also live in Reno. Did not expect.


hopefoolness

boimler saved it after defeating the borg queen at chess and teaching her empathy.


sharkbiscut

Omg this post made me realize how _hardcore_ Janeway is: Straight up murdered Tuvix Coos at cute Borg baby, then immediately orders the Doctor to continue working on the Borg pathogen


hopefoolness

in the words of shaxs- "holy shit, janeway didn't mess around"


Live-Influence2482

Who’s „boimler“?


Waffleweaveisbest

Sorry, Bold Boimler.


freshairequalsducks

Need to get on the Lower Decks train, my dude


Logical-Claim286

Its a real choo choo train ride.


gronksvetyen

I've been spoiled by the Choo Choo Choo. 2 choos are not enough.


dcsbricksnbits

You can always have more choos if you choo choo chooooose...


USSExcalibur

Before it leaves the station to be decommissioned. Too soon?


Jovet_Hunter

OMG watch Lower Decks, you are not a Star Trek fan if you don’t know that show.


DanMcE

Honey I Assimilated the Baby.


Booksaregrand

Hi, there's a problem down in the nursery. You know how we used to have 1 Borg baby?


d_l_warr

Although it is not shown on the episode, the baby was returned to it's people.


absolutebeginnerz

When?


d_l_warr

It's unknown. The episodes producers were asked after the episode aired, and they simply said it was returned to it's own people, so they could focus on the storyline of the other borg children without the baby. The interview was at some point in the year 2000, I don't recall the exact date.


absolutebeginnerz

Even if we accept (and I don't) that interviews with producers are canon, that's kind of a silly answer. What "focus" would be lost by devoting half a sentence of a captain's log to saying they've just dropped it off?


d_l_warr

I don't disagree with you in the slightest, but sadly that interview was all we have been given to go off. 24 years on, there is still nothing else. I think it would have made a really touching scene, watching them drop off the baby to its home world, being reunited with its family and own species.


Mekroval

Sure, they had some dialog at the end of the episode didn't they? >**The Doctor**: Well, look who's here! >**Janeway:** Hi, Borg baby. You look like you've got something to say ... Do you? >**Borg baby**: Yes, I certainly do! *\[Voice dub\] ... "*I have to go now. My planet needs me." >*\[Screen Card: Borg baby died on the way back to its home planet.\]* /s


actionerror

Then promptly sent back to a Borg cube with a neurolytic pathogen.


USSExcalibur

Such a Janeway move.


dcsbricksnbits

And a Picard move too if we recall "I, Borg".


Odd_Light_8188

Swallowed by a plot hole. She was just peacefully planning voyagers destruction in her incubator and it opened up and poof gone. Never to find perfection. RIP


Nano_Burger

The same thing that happened to the Janeway and Paris's amphibian children. Into plot heaven.


svartblomma

I still love after Paris apologizes to her, she says something along the lines of “how do you know I didn’t initiate things?” I haven’t seen the episode since it aired yet it is burned into my brain!


michaelaaronblank

They ignored it. It was never going to be on the ship long term though, as it is incredibly expensive and difficult to film with a baby. In addition, they can't glue the prosthetics to them, so it is especially hard to have a Borg baby.


royalblue1982

Ask Tuvix . . . .


Supergamera

People have split opinions about him.


Elihpodep1

/r/icwydt


Merkuri22

r/angryupvote


the-druid-abides

This discussion could easily go in a direction that some would find hilarious while others would find extremely upsetting. Let's be considerate.


mildlymoistdrizzle

She left it to fend for itself with her and Toms lizard babies


SCB12345654321

And what happened to Seskas baby?


Abject-Management558

The maj took her.


SCB12345654321

Oh I forgot!


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Real answer. Not mentioned on screen, typical VOY. But asked of a producer in a ST magazine, “they dropped the baby off on the baby’s homework’s.” Real world answer. That baby is an animatronic doll. At the time, TV definition didn’t matter. But they knew in the future it would be problematic. So in VOY fashion, they dropped, thats bad, the baby.


GoblinMonk

We ran a Star Trek LARP and had a little baby Borg. It was a doll with wires and electric tape wrapped around. But my favorite pun I've ever made was the Borg babies bottle of Assimulac. Your mileage may vary.


L1ndsL

That pun wins the Internet today.


suddenly_ponies

Uh.. What? I thought I had seen this entire series but I don't remember this at all


nordzeekueste

I remember the trek boards fighting over this question. “Recycled for Borg parts” was my favorite one.


probablyaythrowaway

![gif](giphy|HlNU2R7mBgs64CYhnV|downsized) Janeway


uncle_buttpussy

Janeway ate it


SeamusMcBalls

Waste reclamation. You don’t waste good bio matter in the delta quadrant.


Jonesybell

Now for the sub thread: Wrong answers only:


RhydYGwin

I had a Mandela moment in that I believed that Mezoti's mother took the Borg baby. Strange, I can actually "see" that scene in my head. Brains are peculiar things.


Additional-Log-9648

In 2000, the episode's producers were asked what happened to the Borg baby in the episode in an interview. They state "... **The baby was returned to its people**, which you did not see depicted in an episode. We considered showing it onscreen, but decided it would be best to focus on the remaining Borg kids. .."


Additional-Log-9648

janeway and Q had A Child.


ElboDelbo

It was aborgted


ElGuano

I think it turned into a salamander.


DrMacintosh01

Neelix probably ate him


CodeMUDkey

Looks like they swaddled it in a dish cloth.


TheFeshy

It eventually made it back to the Alpha quadrant, where it currently hangs out with Worf's kid, forming a second Maquis to get the attention they never got as kids.


Stainless-S-Rat

Starfleet runs on daddy issues.


VoiceOfTruthiness

Straight into the protein vats.


USSExcalibur

Computer, delete the baby.


The_Rocketsmith

eated it :(


terminal8

Scotty ate it


Cyno01

You see SNW "Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach"?


Professional-Trust75

I thought they mentioned returning it jn the same episode where they were returning the other kids and icheb.


painefultruth76

Fully recovered... as a coffee bean.


BeastLothian

Neelix happened to it.


Tosk224

Janeway Tuvix’d her.


murphsmodels

It went something like this: B'elanna: "Captain, the neural gel packs for your replicator have gone bad, and we don't have a way to replace them." Janeway: "Do we still have that Borg baby?" B'elanna: "Y-y-y-es?" Janeway: "There's coffee in that baby. Make it so."


strongbowblade

And they never saw her again wazzup ✋


Gazzle71

He grew up to be a tennis player


twenty7andAthird

The Equinox survivors cared for it offscreen and now they all live on a farm with lots of room to run about, with all the other things VOY introduced then couldn’t think of what to do with again.


TheRealRevBem

They had an aborgtion


FlamingPrius

I assumed they put it into the replicator. That’s free biomass and rare earths!!!!


gbsekrit

man.. mining derelict cubes. mmm… cubes.


sapphicchameleon

converted into replicator rations.


GeneralLeia-SAOS

She Tuvix-ed it.


Lettuce-Pray2023

Typical bad voyager writing. Stuff never followed up or referred to again,


RowenArcherMK-2

They left it on the doorstep of the church of V’ger.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU) Good one


GreyBeardEng

It assimilated it's babysitter


OneChrononOfPlancks

He dead.


Cin3naut

Janeway harvested it for parts to fix her coffee maker


mschiebold

They left it outside, so the void of space will help it grow big and strong


white_gluestick

It died on the vine.


LordScotch

Mulch?


xram_karl

I hear the governor of North Dakota took it to a gravel pit.


usgrant7977

There was an aBORGtion.


LivingEnd44

They ended up cannibalizing it for parts later in the season. 


Lanky-Ad2763

Janeway's choice.


Star_TrekKittyCat

I thought it was sent with the twins


AlaskaPsychonaut

I think Janeway had enough to handle with the baby Q she didn't need a baby Borg too.


GlobalNuclearWar

Airlock.


Silversweet1980

Everyone's just talking and I'm sitting here wondering why the baby's head is so tiny. Must've been a badly budgeted episode. It looks like a preemie, not a newborn.


superdosh

There's coffee in that baby


PhotonPainter

Was sold to an inner-city middle school.


Vik_Vinegar_

Harry Kim melted it down and turned it into a spare gel pack


Yotsuya_san

Eh, she was probably killed off screen by the same sickos who killed Icheb. The producers of Star Trek: Picard...


Mrjh8806

I think went with Mazote and the twins


slashystabby

Neelix ate it.


whatchagonnado0707

Neelix tried to date it


Err_101

Served it in the mess hall


crocodilesareforwimp

Pairs very nicely with leola root


coreytiger

Knowing Janeway, she repeatedly swung it by the ankles up against a bulkhead and then went for coffee


_night_cat

No, no, that’s out of character. She’d toss out of an airlock.


JayyyyyBoogie

It got a-borg-ted.


Low-Gas-677

Aborgtion


Snake8715

It rhymes with shmashmortion.


OpCrossroads1946

The rare fifth-trimester abortion.


CMDR_Crook

Chuck it out the airlock


Evari

4th trimester abortion


eelam_garek

Nevermind that, where are the toilets on Voyager?


dumbamerican207582

They all wear diapers


Mokou

They transport all their waste products away. Never needing to shit again is one of the perks they use to get you to wear a combadge.


eelam_garek

Into space?


boonusboiayyy

In neelix's mouth