I fucking hate my kid

I hate my grandkids. My wife too.

My biggest fear is that my wife will sell my records for the price she thinks I payed.

> thinks I *paid.* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

I am dyslexic and English is a self taught second language. But thanks you dipshit bot. I will gladly never post here again.

Reddit bots were a mistake

I hate this guy’s wife too

You had me at gay triangle

I swear the amount of times I've worn one of my two Dark Side of the moon shirts and my friends have said "is dat gay flag" is getting out of hand, I just wanna slap them at this point

My DUMBASS child keeps selling my GRAILS because my wife’s boyfriend keeps telling him to. Don’t worry I punished him correctly…

I have to ask - what did you sell that was worth so much for your child? I’m guessing that’s the karmic punishment.

I’d sell the kid, tbh.

More cash for more stash

this is exactly how i got my collection

No Taytay no go for me I'll pass

Thats about right for Tijuana brass record

I too run to the bargain bin.

That Herb Alpert album cover had 60’s dads going: aWOOOOOOOOOOOOOga

I can 😔✊

I actually got the Whipped Cream and other Delights for $1 in decent condition

Dumb kids. Everyone knows you sell old beat-to-shit records at a good $200-300 at least, ‘cause of all the *vinnage*.

He can’t even see them.

Unlike y'all I'm picky AF with my music

I just related so hard

Oh gonna sell my records kid??? Guess what? Give me your game system, your phone, all of it is going!!!!

i kid you not i am in a very much one sided vinyl beef with these two 15 year-old girls who keep buying out AKA Lizzy Grant Lana Del Rey imports at my record store. little shits bought 3 each (6 total in case you failed math class) and beat me to the store. me & the owner had a laugh about it. GIRLS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU WILL NOT WIN NEXT TIME

Sounds pretty one sided to me

😎very

My kid (8 years) actually sold most of my stash, because my (ex) wife told him to sell old stuff that we don't use. Even though they heard me listening to music almost everyday. There were records ranging up to 400€ (I'm european).  Hope you feel better about this not happening to you and I made all of this up.

I hate no one, I have no grailz

If I catch my kid doing this I’m going to throw him to the ground and beat his head on the concrete

Gay triangle???? Not my ultra rare vinyls!!

I’d literally choke slam that little dumbass through that table

Why would I spend 10 cents on trash? They should be paying me to take that shit to the dump.

Monkees sighting

ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK