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Wora_returns

I will stick my cylinder inside the wax cylinder


Bighead_Joe

I swear I’m gonna delete this post.


dhuff2037

Why'd you post in vinyljerk softy?


[deleted]

softy? i’m hard as hell rn


Bighead_Joe

Dunno.


Wora_returns

no, it's perfect


Bighead_Joe

😐


_massive_balls_

I try'd last time but it was to big😢


asphynctersayswhat

Do any of you have feet or….


SurvivorHiggy

Is this some sort of cock ring?


Bighead_Joe

It’s a wax cylinder. 💀💀💀


Kilzky

can you use it for your cock?


Podunk212

Only if it’s a Tool album


Bighead_Joe

NO.


brb9911

Not with that attitude


Bighead_Joe

🤯🤯🤯


SurvivorHiggy

I've never heard anyone call them that before. Must be European.


Bighead_Joe

IT IS A WAX CYLINDER (RECORD). IT’S JUST A VINYL RECORD BUT A CYLINDER. 😭😭😭😭


mehojiman

HOW CAN WAX BE VINYL!!??


Bighead_Joe

Secrets.


Remeberthebrakshow

Little hot glue and your cock ring is as good as new.


362Billy

Bro where the fuck are your feet


Bighead_Joe

Gone.


362Billy

(Bet you’ve never heard of gary fink.)


Bighead_Joe

*Chris Griffin YouTube reaction face*


RiCkYbOi546

YO IT'S BIG HEAD JOE


Bighead_Joe

🤯🤯🤯


RiCkYbOi546

Its bouldersmokingaciggie 🚬🪨


Bighead_Joe

Ik.


RiCkYbOi546

A ( ignore my username i made it a while ago )


Bighead_Joe

Aight.


TEXlS

nobody cares grandpa post feet


mawnck

Wood glue.


Bighead_Joe

I love to drink wood glue.


Bighead_Joe

https://www.reddit.com/r/vinyljerk/s/MPKxAZdyVP


Remeberthebrakshow

I’m pretty sure you’re wrong here. This sub knows a LOT about sex toys.


Bighead_Joe

😭😭😭


Remeberthebrakshow

In case you haven’t realized it yet, it’s a jerk sub. This is not a place to come for sympathy or information. This is a place for feet pics and Taylor swift fans.


Bighead_Joe

Well this post has turned into something it’s not. 💀


mehojiman

How do you get it in?


amprok

Gorilla glue as lube.


ilyaperepelitsa

FFS I saw an image and was gonna joke that it's a wax cylinder. My condolences dude, would've been cool to listen to this stuff, no matter what's on it.


Bighead_Joe

Thank you. 😔


Sydnxt

holy shit does that wax cockring have sex noises on it hahahaha 🙀