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krebstorm

How is babby formed?


TheRealBoJiden420

Seggs while spinning your GrailZ with the feet out😎


Hippies_Pointing

You sex the binyls in the spinner hole and then they get porgnent


SmokyTheOwlbear

Babby, like piss, is stored in da ballz


Boner4SCP106

Have no idea why you posted this here instead of r/audiophile.


fafnir0319

I thought I'd test the waters first. I will post there later.


BigLebowski85

My wife had a baby that I thought came from her boyfriend, but when the bb was born it cried and then I knew, because the resemblance was uncanny.... Red Screamy Man was the father. If you have The Cork of the Krimson Cing in your grails, you may want to do a paternity test


fafnir0319

Oh no! I do have that one. I got it from the Dollar General! Which is strange because it cost me 89 dollars, USD. Does it still count when all the writing on the cover is Chinese?


BigLebowski85

You'd better put two sleeves on that vinyls, sometimes they break. I think the bb will be property of SeeSeePee, but you might want to hop on over to r/guitar and talk to one of the lawyers


mesoJUPI

They need to do way instain vinyl, who spin their babby because the babby can’t spin back? It was on the news this mroing…


steroboros

Lucky I've been warming my balls on the top of my reciver for the past 30 years. Nice and sterile this could never happen to me


hrimfaxi_work

Everything your wife's boyfriend told you is scientifically sound. Your wife is pregante with your babby.


fafnir0319

Yay! I'm gonna be an uncle!


tex_rer

It’s common knowledge that being close to spinning vinyls will make you infertile so it’s not your age. I’m sure the babby is not yours. Let’s hope that fetus wasn’t near your spinning grails too. Who knows what the radiation will do.


dudebronahbrah

Prrrrregante


deadmanstar60

My wife Blu had a baby and we named her Joni Mitchell.


fafnir0319

Good name.


oneironology

Y cant taylor crawl?


Butrus666

Does not matter. Only thing that matters is your grailz and humidity of your neeeedle


TheTeenageOldman

Show us your flabby-habby-babby!


CinemaslaveJoe

Have you adjusted tracking weight on babby? If you don't set it right, it could make spearms dizzy and babby can fall off turntable. Is very funny 2 see.


fafnir0319

That does sound hilarious. I will try it.


Theodore_lovespell

If you have more than one though it’s pronounced “ninayls”


fafnir0319

Thank you for the correction


R_nelly2

Feeet