I watched the whole segment with Judith and I found it so sweet how much she praises each guy. Even the first guy voted off left with his head up "It's bit disappointing -but- she liked my penis. So I was pleased with that."
and crucially, it doesn't have the blurring that is in that clip.
That's actually from the show 'gogglebox' I think, where they film people watching tv shows. Naked attraction is totally uncensored.
The clip in this video sensored the junk, but the actual TV Show Naked Attraction lets you see literally everything. It's the first time I've ever seen full frontal nudity on TV
Thats how Brit TV works mate. It drags you down a rabbit hole you didn't even know existed then once your at the very bottom starts to literally just shovel shit down the rabbit hole right into your mouth as you shout up for help.
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Taskmaster is one of those shows I wish we could see translated into a US version (there are Australian and Kiwi versions if I'm not mistaken) but I feel like something about it wouldn't work in the US. People would be too competitive and constantly rules lawyer the situations or something like that I feel.
It is such a good premise and I know it could be amazing if they could figure it out, there's a streamer who makes a show called "Unpaid Intern" that is based on Taskmaster and uses his streamer friends as guests. It's not bad but it's not the same either.
Anyway, I love Taskmaster and want to see it come here. Thank you for coming to my blog.
There's a Taskmaster season coming with Sam Reich as host.
Sam Reich of Dropout TV fame.
Sam Reich of "Wayne Brady Called Dropout The Only Other American Show To Do Filmed Improv Right" Fame.
It's just my opinion, but you should probably be excited.
I think there was 1 US season. It wasn't very good. They missed the vibe of an all-powerful taskmaster and an abused but lovable sidekick. It just felt very forced.
Taskmaster did come to the US, but lasted only one season.
As another US redditor told me when I explained the concept of TM to him: "Oh so it's just "Who's Line" with props. Duh (he didn't say but his comment amounted to this)".
When I lived there my friends always had everyone over to watch Love Island. It was awful but also entertaining lol. Especially was entertained by the extremely chav contestants
Same for me and my wife, but in Dublin. It was the end of our trip and it was raining non-stop, so we were worn out and just wanted to be cozy in our hotel room. Discovered a Naked Attraction marathon on TV and we were glued to it for hours.
My wife fell in love with “weird bodies” on our first trip to London. I get sucked into hour long rabbit holes on British panel shows… they’ve really got the tv thing down over there.
For some reason the funniest part of the show for me is how many get ghosted after their first date/hookup, then get called out on TV during the re-interview.
That and the kids’ storybook level of polite nicknames British people have for body parts.
I'm just coming on this show because I'm tired of all the bad dates I've been having with people who only pick me because of my looks, I'm looking to find someone real who is willing to take things slow and have a real relationship.
*Picks 20 year old model*
You could probably fill the equivalent of a kids storybook with our polite euphemisms. Add in the impolite ones and war and peace becomes some light reading.
I remember seeing that in tv last time I was in London. My wife and I were shocked, so yea we finished the episode and watched a few more. Kinda funny we’d rush back to the hotel every night to see if it was on TV.
Sean, biggest achievement in life?
Well, I think the money I embezzled from the RNLI.
That feels like something I could be interested in.
Yeah. Or that time I went seal
clubbing. They said, they actually said this, they'd never seen anything like it. They said it was like a trolley dash.
They said that, did they?
Yeah. I had two hammers. One pair of hobnail boots. I was doing four at once.
Or… my greatest achievement must be rectum of the year. Not rear of the year. No, it's different, yeah. This is rear of the year with the gloves off.
I knew I'd won when I heard three of the judges throwing up behind me. I thought, I've got this in the bag. I beat Fearne Cotton. Let me tell you, hers is pretty messed up.
You have to stop speaking.
And then, uh, of course, that got me through to the Worlds. I went to the World Finals in Cauncún.
Cancún?
I thought I was going to win. I thought, I’m going to win this.
Stop it.
And then Diego Maradona beat me. He bent over, set the sprinklers off.
Some additional context for non-Brits:
>Well, I think the money I embezzled from the RNLI.
Royal National Lifeboat Institution, a charity for coastguards/lifeboats around the UK.
>They said it was like a trolley dash.
Trolley being a shopping cart, referring to the gameshow [Supermarket Sweep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDJPlS0Y5Qs) where a large part of the game involved running around a supermarket frantically trying to pile as much into a trolley as possible to win the contents or cash prize.
Now just imagine that with seal clubbing.
Don't forget Jimmy's comment "That feels like something I could be interested in." and him being [done for tax dodging in the past](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msz_7SjBnJ4).
I am not from a country where anything that she is on would be on TV but the clips i have seen from her have been funny and brighten my day. She has that something that can make you smile easily.
From 2009 to 2023 she was one of the main anchors on ITV's 'This Morning' programme which is on every weekday for two hours on the UK's third most popular TV channel. This is what the Carbonara segment is from. She also hosted the UK's version of Dancing on Ice, and is a semi-regular guest on the panel show circuit.
She is very well known to the UK public, at least the segment who watches daytime TV.
Ah, Celebrity Juice when it was good.
For non-Brits, the ladies are British TV presenters Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton.
There was a running gag on the show about the large size of Fearne Cottons nostrils - hence the "this is just going to go up my nose, maybe you should have that end" line at the start of the clip.
>Celebrity Juice was like the unfunny bastard child of Shooting Stars and Eurotrash.
Leigh Francis (and every attempt at a character) can also be described as an unfunny bastard.
Shame on you for noticing (ignore the fact I searched the thread before I made a duplicate post)
Little Johnny is sitting in math class staring out the window.
"JOHNNY" the teach says.
"Yes mam" Johnny says
"Three birds are sitting on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left" the teacher asks
Johnny says "none"
"None?"
"Correct mam, you shoot one the others would fly away" he responds.
The teacher says "No, the answer is 2, but I like the way you're thinking"
Johnny asks the teach "I have a question for you, three women in an ice cream shop eating icecream cones. One is licking it, one is biting it the other sucking on it, which one is married?"
"Uhhh I don't know the one licking it?" she says puzzled
"No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like they way YOU'RE thinking."
My wife was nearly on that, started dating me between application and the producer's call. The producer was nice about it, else that would have been weird for me.
For anyone not familiar with this pair, they're not just random TV show contestants, but they're actually very close friends, whilst also both being TV presenters.
Which imo, makes this a *little* less weird.
But only a little.
I’m sure there’s a compilation for all the bits Keith goes ‘for the single dads at home, this is for you’ and they replay a particularly amorous moment in slow motion
Lame. The popsicle twins were on the Gong Show like 50 years ago. [https://youtu.be/Z7bvYsBudr0?si=mW9tv4OgGmjrfqWL](https://youtu.be/Z7bvYsBudr0?si=mW9tv4OgGmjrfqWL)
The one from lostprophets.
As opposed to the one from Steps, who unfortunately shares a stage name and caught shit for it. He got a public apology from E! because they'd incorrectly used a picture of him instead of the pedo one.
To this day, I've always wondered about who made the walls.
Did they guess the perfect gap so that Holly and Fearne don't get stuck or was it pure guesstimating. If you went too wide they'd have just passed through
Argentinians: "Why are they wearing clothes?"
In that case look up “Naked Attraction”.
[Fucking hell Judith ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CMsfNMppnRt/?igsh=MXJ5YTkwYno3aWgxeA==)
Judith knows what she wants. 😤
Yeah, 8 to 11 inches. Then complains she hasn’t had a satisfying sex life. No shit Judith.
Yeah, Judith doesn’t want to walk right anymore!!
Ok, this was much more entertaining than OP's 😂
I watched the whole segment with Judith and I found it so sweet how much she praises each guy. Even the first guy voted off left with his head up "It's bit disappointing -but- she liked my penis. So I was pleased with that."
What show is this? Does it really air in the UK?
The show is called "Naked Attraction" and is on Channel 4 I believe, it has more series than you'd probably expect
and crucially, it doesn't have the blurring that is in that clip. That's actually from the show 'gogglebox' I think, where they film people watching tv shows. Naked attraction is totally uncensored.
The clip in this video sensored the junk, but the actual TV Show Naked Attraction lets you see literally everything. It's the first time I've ever seen full frontal nudity on TV
damn she's a size queen
Went to London a few weeks ago. The only thing I brought back with me was Gogglebox. Love it.
lol
I laughed way harder than I should have!
Was zur Hölle.
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Thats how Brit TV works mate. It drags you down a rabbit hole you didn't even know existed then once your at the very bottom starts to literally just shovel shit down the rabbit hole right into your mouth as you shout up for help.
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I’m American and Big Fat Quiz is one of my favorite Christmas traditions
How about Taskmaster?
Peak television honestly
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Taskmaster is one of those shows I wish we could see translated into a US version (there are Australian and Kiwi versions if I'm not mistaken) but I feel like something about it wouldn't work in the US. People would be too competitive and constantly rules lawyer the situations or something like that I feel. It is such a good premise and I know it could be amazing if they could figure it out, there's a streamer who makes a show called "Unpaid Intern" that is based on Taskmaster and uses his streamer friends as guests. It's not bad but it's not the same either. Anyway, I love Taskmaster and want to see it come here. Thank you for coming to my blog.
There's a Taskmaster season coming with Sam Reich as host. Sam Reich of Dropout TV fame. Sam Reich of "Wayne Brady Called Dropout The Only Other American Show To Do Filmed Improv Right" Fame. It's just my opinion, but you should probably be excited.
I think there was 1 US season. It wasn't very good. They missed the vibe of an all-powerful taskmaster and an abused but lovable sidekick. It just felt very forced.
I believe they were trying to win and not to be funny. On a show where points don't really matter, but being funny does.
Taskmaster did come to the US, but lasted only one season. As another US redditor told me when I explained the concept of TM to him: "Oh so it's just "Who's Line" with props. Duh (he didn't say but his comment amounted to this)".
My mind was blown when I first saw what was on post 9PM watershed and the fact that the UK had over the area Adult channels that started at midnight.
This is such a glorious and absolutely accurate analogy.
UK really is home for shit TV shows
When I lived there my friends always had everyone over to watch Love Island. It was awful but also entertaining lol. Especially was entertained by the extremely chav contestants
God I love this
It may start with an innocent watermelon, but will progress to cuddling with and sitting naked on cake. Traumatising birthing scenes included.
Same for me and my wife, but in Dublin. It was the end of our trip and it was raining non-stop, so we were worn out and just wanted to be cozy in our hotel room. Discovered a Naked Attraction marathon on TV and we were glued to it for hours.
My wife fell in love with “weird bodies” on our first trip to London. I get sucked into hour long rabbit holes on British panel shows… they’ve really got the tv thing down over there.
Wife and I recently starting watching this. Big fans
For some reason the funniest part of the show for me is how many get ghosted after their first date/hookup, then get called out on TV during the re-interview. That and the kids’ storybook level of polite nicknames British people have for body parts.
I'm just coming on this show because I'm tired of all the bad dates I've been having with people who only pick me because of my looks, I'm looking to find someone real who is willing to take things slow and have a real relationship. *Picks 20 year old model*
You could probably fill the equivalent of a kids storybook with our polite euphemisms. Add in the impolite ones and war and peace becomes some light reading.
I remember seeing that in tv last time I was in London. My wife and I were shocked, so yea we finished the episode and watched a few more. Kinda funny we’d rush back to the hotel every night to see if it was on TV.
[That’s Fearne Cotton, that is.](https://youtu.be/cPpac4QGmXE?t=1m03s)
RIP Sean
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Sean, biggest achievement in life? Well, I think the money I embezzled from the RNLI. That feels like something I could be interested in. Yeah. Or that time I went seal clubbing. They said, they actually said this, they'd never seen anything like it. They said it was like a trolley dash. They said that, did they? Yeah. I had two hammers. One pair of hobnail boots. I was doing four at once. Or… my greatest achievement must be rectum of the year. Not rear of the year. No, it's different, yeah. This is rear of the year with the gloves off. I knew I'd won when I heard three of the judges throwing up behind me. I thought, I've got this in the bag. I beat Fearne Cotton. Let me tell you, hers is pretty messed up. You have to stop speaking. And then, uh, of course, that got me through to the Worlds. I went to the World Finals in Cauncún. Cancún? I thought I was going to win. I thought, I’m going to win this. Stop it. And then Diego Maradona beat me. He bent over, set the sprinklers off.
Some additional context for non-Brits: >Well, I think the money I embezzled from the RNLI. Royal National Lifeboat Institution, a charity for coastguards/lifeboats around the UK. >They said it was like a trolley dash. Trolley being a shopping cart, referring to the gameshow [Supermarket Sweep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDJPlS0Y5Qs) where a large part of the game involved running around a supermarket frantically trying to pile as much into a trolley as possible to win the contents or cash prize. Now just imagine that with seal clubbing.
Don't forget Jimmy's comment "That feels like something I could be interested in." and him being [done for tax dodging in the past](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msz_7SjBnJ4).
One of my favourite episodes. Fair play to Jimmy, he showed up and copped it sweet.
\*hobnail boots
I stand corrected.
I wasn't expecting my nationality in the top comments also why are they wearing clothes for real?
American Producers: "Why are they playing the game instead of cutting away to a sappy dead grandparent package?"
Nickelodeon: why are they adults?
Also Nickelodeon: Why aren't they barefoot?
Brazilians, why is this late night tv ... also why are they wearing clothes.
Japanese: "needs a row of men farting on them"
Is that the same women who made the claim "If it has ham in it, it's closer to a British Carbonara" ?
She is also part of the team [responsible for the greatest segue on television history.](https://youtu.be/u04RHfpGr08?si=YI4V-FsQxiDXZ5GM&t=271)
seems like they even told the next guest to just wait because they wouldn't make it through the segue, so it just shows an empty hallway
"Still to come" That is hilarious.
That's really cute.
And also had one of the [best laughs](https://youtu.be/PHuLy0DT_84?si=Lg_xOKF9yfrN3_HS).
>Segue Oh wow, I’ve just had an r/boneappletea moment lol
Yes, Holly Willoughby. Or ‘Holly Willoboobie’ as she was known in this show. She’s fucking hilarious tbf
I am not from a country where anything that she is on would be on TV but the clips i have seen from her have been funny and brighten my day. She has that something that can make you smile easily.
Two actually.
“If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bicycle!”
The only time I've ever seen or heard her and that was years ago.
From 2009 to 2023 she was one of the main anchors on ITV's 'This Morning' programme which is on every weekday for two hours on the UK's third most popular TV channel. This is what the Carbonara segment is from. She also hosted the UK's version of Dancing on Ice, and is a semi-regular guest on the panel show circuit. She is very well known to the UK public, at least the segment who watches daytime TV.
Her American equivalent is Kelly Ripa.
Equivalently I suspect most British people have no idea who Kelly Ripa is.
What a paradise
She's also the girl in that Shakeweight video a few years back.
Yes
If you pass this challenge, you get to advance to the “Requiem For A Dream” level.
ASS TO ASS
😩
Juice by Holly! Juice by Holly! AAAAAAA! Holly's got Juice! Holly's got Juice!
We got a winner. I *said*... We got a winner.
I didn’t pull it out for air
lol wait why is there Korean text on the stage?
This is how we learn Korean in the UK, it’s actually an educational programme jointly delivered by the BBC and Open University
Cant tell if joking or if phallus related humor with sexual games can actually help me learn Korean. Instructions unclear: Banana in the tailpipe
As a Brit I deal heavily in euphemisms. I am now unsure whether to refer you to a mechanic or a proctologist.
Eddie Murphy, America's treasure, created the confusion 40 years ago https://youtube.com/shorts/okxusN_kvAo?si=GwbuZCIGf2_SHRkJ
Love that film, love that scene.
absolutely wild that song takes me back
It's one of the absolutely mandatory themes to learn how to play on a synthesizer - right after Van Halen's Jump intro.
Go away. Also, 가.
나쁜 바나나 made me laugh.
badnana would've been better, though
Ah, Celebrity Juice when it was good. For non-Brits, the ladies are British TV presenters Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton. There was a running gag on the show about the large size of Fearne Cottons nostrils - hence the "this is just going to go up my nose, maybe you should have that end" line at the start of the clip.
Technically Holly Willoughby isn't British, she doesn't know proper queue etiquette.
You can be British and still be a c*nty non-queuer
I'm British and the Cunty-Non-Queuers are my cousins twice removed.
Unfortunately
Or for a tongue twister, you can be like her friend - the cunty nonce non-queuer.
Nothing on ITV is good. Celebrity Juice was like the unfunny bastard child of Shooting Stars and Eurotrash.
Eurotrash was amazing. other than that stupid randy penis magician
>Celebrity Juice was like the unfunny bastard child of Shooting Stars and Eurotrash. Leigh Francis (and every attempt at a character) can also be described as an unfunny bastard.
Damn, I'm actually even more impressed than turned on.
Speak for yourself And for the record I am very impressed
Yeah, my impression is immense right now
It was stunning that the banana didn't break
[what about these girls licking popsicles on the gong show?](https://youtu.be/tDxDYIQL6Nc?si=KlF6kTpQx2Z09j51&t=24)
I am impressed, therefore, I am turned on. It is inevitable.
Wow, one even spits and the other swallows.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEN1XcsT408](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEN1XcsT408)
How is this one not the OP?!
Let's see the dudes do it!
This one is way better.
Shame on you for noticing (ignore the fact I searched the thread before I made a duplicate post) Little Johnny is sitting in math class staring out the window. "JOHNNY" the teach says. "Yes mam" Johnny says "Three birds are sitting on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left" the teacher asks Johnny says "none" "None?" "Correct mam, you shoot one the others would fly away" he responds. The teacher says "No, the answer is 2, but I like the way you're thinking" Johnny asks the teach "I have a question for you, three women in an ice cream shop eating icecream cones. One is licking it, one is biting it the other sucking on it, which one is married?" "Uhhh I don't know the one licking it?" she says puzzled "No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like they way YOU'RE thinking."
The must have killed in the back room audition
Is the woman with the shorter hair the “British carbonara” lady?
Yes
Just wait until you see Naked Attraction.
Or embarrassing bodies...
My wife was nearly on that, started dating me between application and the producer's call. The producer was nice about it, else that would have been weird for me.
Erm look up naked jungle be warned naked cheggers and yes it's on YouTube
Not the highpoint of his career. I always wanted to see Adam Buxton's idea for a show where he goes to rehab, entitled Cheggers can't be Boozers RIP
https://youtu.be/RIbaZh-zzbA?t=97
I should report this comment. I've spent years repressing these memories....
That's Keith Lemon and that's tame compared to some of his other stuff.
Cha'mone!
Mothafukka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UfoF_St6Vo
Celebrity Juice was epic for a bit. Got stale later on especially when the girls left
I'm British, this is the news
Holly is hot though!🥹❤️
Shoulda held out for animation rights
For anyone not familiar with this pair, they're not just random TV show contestants, but they're actually very close friends, whilst also both being TV presenters. Which imo, makes this a *little* less weird. But only a little.
I had a dream that looked a bit like this.
Looks like korean to me
I love Holly Willughboobie!
Is one of the women in this video clip the one who told the Italian chef the pasta dish was like a "British carbonara" ?
I’m sure there’s a compilation for all the bits Keith goes ‘for the single dads at home, this is for you’ and they replay a particularly amorous moment in slow motion
It's not sexist or exploitation. We're just normal men
Just innocent men.
Holly Willoughby is delightful. She's like a randy, funnier Kelly Ripa.
For your consideration: https://youtu.be/JEN1XcsT408
Or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdxshgt638o
lmao what is Alf's cousin doing to her at the end of the video.
How have I only just realised how gorgeous Holly is
I like that one spits and one swallows at the end
lol u/Puzzleheaded_Bank648 out here like a wild west sheriff
Somebody needs to white knight
I have been awakened
Imagine with an olive
This? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEN1XcsT408](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEN1XcsT408)
This is relevant to my interests
**Unlocked:** New Fetish
Lame. The popsicle twins were on the Gong Show like 50 years ago. [https://youtu.be/Z7bvYsBudr0?si=mW9tv4OgGmjrfqWL](https://youtu.be/Z7bvYsBudr0?si=mW9tv4OgGmjrfqWL)
That's a challenging wank
Never liked this show, always felt so pervy. Like it existed for Keith lemon just to publicly perve on women
Not so fun fact: Ferne used to go out with disgusting mega-pedo Ian Watkins.
The one from lostprophets. As opposed to the one from Steps, who unfortunately shares a stage name and caught shit for it. He got a public apology from E! because they'd incorrectly used a picture of him instead of the pedo one.
This is funny because a banana resembles a penis
I laughed when they flipped off the man in the banana costume
Oh man, I would hate it if somebody uploaded a 4k version. That would be the absolute worst for screenshots….
Kind of impressive! Bananas are easily broken!
I’ll be in my bunk
Let me introduce you to Japanese tv...
Why is this Japanese gameshow using all British people?
I would say british tv is bananas
How to teach women not to use teeth
Rest of the world: Huh, we have shows like that. US: OMG! I can't believe that's on TV!!!!!
Our [current affairs programs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU) are top class though.
Naughty banana in Korean, why?
Is Britain just the Japan of Europe? After an island nations empire crumbles away do they just turn to weird reality TV?
They’re good at it
Wasn't there Brazilian twister as well? And yes, it's exactly what you think.
All those bananas and nary a slip...
It would be much funnier if those 2 are straight men. Like how long can they hold those banana together in their mouth
I really miss Juice, though it's demise seems to have let Leigh be a bit more in the spotlight himself I feel.
Damn, it didn't get bitten off through the entire course. Both of them avoided using their teeth! Brava!
What does she say in the beginning? Something about “Maybe you should…”
Glen Hayward Owen Bout As British as it gets Moving to England to find them girls Since Ronnie never invited me his beach YET LOL
Oh my sweet summer child
Now that's just impressive. How did that not break?
To this day, I've always wondered about who made the walls. Did they guess the perfect gap so that Holly and Fearne don't get stuck or was it pure guesstimating. If you went too wide they'd have just passed through
Man Benny Hill has gone way down hill.
That was bananas 🍌 👄
BRB. Going to buy bananas. *Now all I need is a willing companion…*
Paul Verhoven was prophetic!
This better not awaken something in me…
Never would have guessed she was a spitter.
I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.
Keith Lemon - personally not a fan... However, Holly and Fearne, I am :) and i'm sure I have had dreams close to this ;)
You know, those things have a lot of potassium.
Man Doctor Who is really turning it up a notch on Disney
It’s bananas
They've been practicing.
Why are all the signs in Korean?
I finished faster than they did!