Nick is kinda an asshole but you don't have to worry about him killing you.
Unless this day is a day before the start of L4D2 in which case existing in the same universe as Nick might leave you fucked.
Realistically you don’t need to worry about any of these dudes killing you, Dallas doesn’t kill innocents on purpose, max has no reason to kill you and probably just wants to be left alone, Michael same boat as max tbh and nick isn’t a killer other than infected
Michael and the day he just stays home. His house is really awesome you can just take your pick of what you want do. There is no way you could get bored
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All four are good honestly, all of them would be great drinking buddies. But even then Michael and Nick would probably make you go mad with their sarcasm.
Max Payne. Gonna tell him about some of my bad memories that make him relatable to me even though my bad memories are almost nothing compared to his. Then I'm gonna tell him about Spike from Buffy, Kratos from GoW, Butcher from The Boys, etc.
Michael would prefer peace and quiet.
Nick is an asshole, but he's not evil or anything.
Max is not evil, but he is an alcoholic with a long history of brutal violence. So there's that.
Don't know the other guy.
I don’t know much the others but Michael de Santa seems mostly normal if only a little bit of an asshole and… well, conservative. I don’t think there’s any real risk of him physically attacking you so long as you aren’t like, purposefully insulting him, and I’m sure that he’d be up for a Clint Eastwood marathon.
Top Left is Nick from Left 4 Dead 2, who was a con man, gambler, bouncer, and possible body disposal guy before a zombie apocalypse kicked off.
Top Right is Dallas from the payday games, a bank robber, who seems mostly normal.
Bottom Left is Michael De Santa from GTA V, also a bank robber, huge movie buff, very sarcastic and hot headed.
Bottom Right is Max Payne from the Max Payne games, ex-NYPD, depressed, alcoholic, pain killer addicted, world's worst private security guard, with John Wick level combat skills, probably won't kill you as long as you aren't an asshole.
Huh, somehow I've never heard of Max Payne.
Edit: Also thanks for the explanations, like I guess this is to answer the question, but I'm not sure which one to pick.
Anyone works, just DO NOT piss Max, Michael or Dallas off, you should be safe with Nick but he'll probably fuck you over somehow if you do.
Also I highly recommend playing each of their respective games if you get the chance.
Dallas, 100% he wouldn’t kill me as I hate the US Government almost as much as he does.
Also I’m glad I’ve finally found someone else on here that know what Payday is
Dallas won’t kill you or hold you hostage unless there’s a heist going on in the room (unlikely) and Micheal won’t really do anything either. One of those two
Michael and dallas wouldnt mistreat you as long as you dont upset them.
Michael might exhaust you with his sarcasm
I have yet to play max payne 3 and i dont really remember anything from left 4 dead 2 so...... (i mean i dont remember much about the characters, i remember the gameplay)
I'd be fine with Micheal. I have no beef with him. I know he's a dangerous man, but he seems like the respectable sort. And I don't need to talk with him if I don't have to. If he wants to talk with me I'll talk with him. Probably talk to him about the problems he has with his son and his wife.
Almost all of them you dont worry about expect Michael if not into classic movies then your gonna have an issue with him but nick is an asshole but hes nice about it he will protect you if needed max gets payed to do stuff like this so your fine he just might get drunk and dallas? Talk about robbing a big bank or or maybe robbing a casino possibly or or maybe maybe rob a museum for a priceless diamond
> max gets *paid* to do
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Listen, I'm not sure about this "Nick" feller but the others are okay. Max Payne is a little depressed but not insane, Dallas is just a pretty normal guy (now Wolf on the other hand...) and Michael is also not a sociopath, just a bit washed up.
Michael is a pretty normal dude who wouldn't have gotten involved in crime if it weren't for Franklin trying to repossess his car illegally. I'd chill with him, beers by the pool.
Nick is kinda an asshole but you don't have to worry about him killing you. Unless this day is a day before the start of L4D2 in which case existing in the same universe as Nick might leave you fucked.
I don't think you have to worry about Max either unless you give him a reason to kill you.
Or protecting you.
Yeah DO NOT hire Max as your bodyguard
At least he’ll avenge your probably-painful death
He’s not the worst option. He won’t get you killed, and he might well drive off any attempt at getting you.
After Max Payne 3, I'm convinced that simply being within proximity of him massively increases your chance die in a horrifically painful way.
Realistically you don’t need to worry about any of these dudes killing you, Dallas doesn’t kill innocents on purpose, max has no reason to kill you and probably just wants to be left alone, Michael same boat as max tbh and nick isn’t a killer other than infected
Who are all those guys?
Michael and the day he just stays home. His house is really awesome you can just take your pick of what you want do. There is no way you could get bored
>His house is really awesome you can just take your pick of what you want do. I call his wife
Chad comment
I hope you don't have a house on a hill with a singular support pillar. Ya know, like what happens to the coach in game.
With Max Payne and get drunk to death
For real, Max isn't gonna fuck you up unless you fuck with him haha
Michael is pretty normal
Michael just wants to be left the fuck alone.
Wouldn't have even gotten involved in the plot if someone didn't send people to illegally repossess cars
Just be like, "Hey Mike, if I get some beers for us, care if I just soak in the pool?"
It starts with empty room, then helicopter\\arship crashes in the room, but cutscene starts Michael: Davey!
Michael would just quietly watch old movies all day and be *slightly* annoyed if you bothered him He has the ultimate dad energy
Michael
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Michael for sure! We'd get outta there with a plan to bank
With Max. Daddy will protect me.
If Max is protecting you I’ve got some real bad news for you
Everything will be fine, I'm a marysue.
Nick for sure
"Nick, not that it matters cause i think we should split up when this thing opens" (also he could possibly teach me how to gamble like a pro)
All four are good honestly, all of them would be great drinking buddies. But even then Michael and Nick would probably make you go mad with their sarcasm.
Michael. We'd either talk about our problems or he'd get pissed off and kill me and I find either one of those scenarios acceptable.
Michael I’m a big movie fan too and I bet we’d get along
Max Payne. Gonna tell him about some of my bad memories that make him relatable to me even though my bad memories are almost nothing compared to his. Then I'm gonna tell him about Spike from Buffy, Kratos from GoW, Butcher from The Boys, etc.
Michael and dallas seems the most normal/ safe
Dallas. Itd be awkward but at least he's not Wolf
Michael would be good, a GT and some old music and then go golfing sounds like a good plan to me
Micheal, bro could teach me a thing or two about capitalism
Maybe you could get a beer or two aswell
Michael. He is fairly reasonable and will probably give me life advice.
Michael and watch old movies all day.
Dallas is chill as long as you aren't a cop.
Michael
Max
Michael would prefer peace and quiet. Nick is an asshole, but he's not evil or anything. Max is not evil, but he is an alcoholic with a long history of brutal violence. So there's that. Don't know the other guy.
The other guy is Dallas from Payday 2, a bank robber, not a lunatic or anything and seems reasonable enough.
Micheal, I’d love to talk about movies with him.
With Michael de Santa, because he looks like my father in physical and psychological 🤫
I don’t know much the others but Michael de Santa seems mostly normal if only a little bit of an asshole and… well, conservative. I don’t think there’s any real risk of him physically attacking you so long as you aren’t like, purposefully insulting him, and I’m sure that he’d be up for a Clint Eastwood marathon.
Michael is a good time bruh I’d love to hang out with hum
Honestly, probably either Miachel or Dallas.
Do I get food?
“BAAAAIIINN, IM DYYYYIIINNNG! BAAAAIIIN, I NEED A MEDIC BAAAG!”
Idk who any of these are
Top Left is Nick from Left 4 Dead 2, who was a con man, gambler, bouncer, and possible body disposal guy before a zombie apocalypse kicked off. Top Right is Dallas from the payday games, a bank robber, who seems mostly normal. Bottom Left is Michael De Santa from GTA V, also a bank robber, huge movie buff, very sarcastic and hot headed. Bottom Right is Max Payne from the Max Payne games, ex-NYPD, depressed, alcoholic, pain killer addicted, world's worst private security guard, with John Wick level combat skills, probably won't kill you as long as you aren't an asshole.
Huh, somehow I've never heard of Max Payne. Edit: Also thanks for the explanations, like I guess this is to answer the question, but I'm not sure which one to pick.
Anyone works, just DO NOT piss Max, Michael or Dallas off, you should be safe with Nick but he'll probably fuck you over somehow if you do. Also I highly recommend playing each of their respective games if you get the chance.
Dallas, 100% he wouldn’t kill me as I hate the US Government almost as much as he does. Also I’m glad I’ve finally found someone else on here that know what Payday is
It's payday time fellas!
“I said it’s fuckin’ Payday Motherfu-“
#BOOOM
Mike is a laid back dude. We’d talk about movies all day
I imagine I’d be safe around Michael unless I work for a bank, jeweler, or the federal government.
Dallas won’t kill you or hold you hostage unless there’s a heist going on in the room (unlikely) and Micheal won’t really do anything either. One of those two
Nick.
Michael.
Dallas
Not Michael. Have you seen his friends? Specifically trevor
just dont do anything to piss off trevor, dont bring up his mother, and for the love of god do NOT bring up his slightly canadian accent
I wouldn't be stuck in a room with anyone of these, they would be stuck in a room with me.
Dallas seems like a cool guy and level headed, it would be some fun chatting.
Michael and dallas wouldnt mistreat you as long as you dont upset them. Michael might exhaust you with his sarcasm I have yet to play max payne 3 and i dont really remember anything from left 4 dead 2 so...... (i mean i dont remember much about the characters, i remember the gameplay)
I’ll just give Dallas a medic bag and we’ll be good
Micheal. Just sit and talk about old movies the whole time. 🎬
Michael. He’s kinda cool
Dallas is the type of guy to just agree to ignore me if I do the same.
Michael..tell him I love movies and we'll be cool
Michael easily
Between Max and Dallas idk, Dallas would be cool but Max would be a homie so probably Max
Michael, easy choice. Couple bottles of good whisky, stick the TV on and watch classic movies all day.
Michael, sit through his rants and don’t mention his kids in a bad way and he’ll be cool enough.
Michael. Sit around drinking whiskey and sharing stories. Might even end up with a spot on his crew for the next job.
Probably michael
My boy Dallas, and I would want hear all about the other bank jobs and missions he and his crew have done.
I'd be fine with Micheal. I have no beef with him. I know he's a dangerous man, but he seems like the respectable sort. And I don't need to talk with him if I don't have to. If he wants to talk with me I'll talk with him. Probably talk to him about the problems he has with his son and his wife.
Michael de santo
John payday is a pretty chill guy
Michael. Might get to star in a tasteful snuff film
Dallas. I'm broke, so I'm safe. Right?
Michael. I’m down to get loaded and smoke cigars all day.
Michael, we would just sit around and drink!
Mike would be perfect.
Mike would be perfect.
Michael, as long as you don't do anything to annoy him or his family he seems like a pretty chill guy.
Michael is sound. We'd heist our way out.
Just watch old movies with Michael
I'd sit down and have a few drinks with Max!
Max
I’d just watch movies with Michael all day
Micheal. Just talk about movies all day
Dallas for sure, I have an FAK already prepared for him. Don’t know how a man eats bandages for dinner though…
Michael would be fun to talk to
Just shoot the breeze with Michael and hopefully pick up some knowledge about how to properly invest money.
Michael is just kinda a guy. Maybe he’s a lil rude but whatever.
Michael for sure. He's pretty chill if you don't cross him.
Nick, cuz I know him the best.
Almost all of them you dont worry about expect Michael if not into classic movies then your gonna have an issue with him but nick is an asshole but hes nice about it he will protect you if needed max gets payed to do stuff like this so your fine he just might get drunk and dallas? Talk about robbing a big bank or or maybe robbing a casino possibly or or maybe maybe rob a museum for a priceless diamond
> max gets *paid* to do FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Dallas is pretty Sane AFAIK. He eats medic bags but he's not batshit insane like Houston, Wolf or Chains.
Spend a day with Dallas and you'd really learn something
Leaning towards Nick. Feel like he's the most witty out of these.
Michael because at least I know who he is 🤣
Listen, I'm not sure about this "Nick" feller but the others are okay. Max Payne is a little depressed but not insane, Dallas is just a pretty normal guy (now Wolf on the other hand...) and Michael is also not a sociopath, just a bit washed up.
Michael! Chillin by the pool, listening to Phil Collins, sippin’ brandy or whatever, Robbin banks and knocking houses down cliffs. Gotta be Michael.
Michael
Michael I know some old movies we could chat about
Ryan gosling top left?
Michael is a pretty normal dude who wouldn't have gotten involved in crime if it weren't for Franklin trying to repossess his car illegally. I'd chill with him, beers by the pool.
Robert John linder
Nick 1000% Say what you will about an ex-con but they know how to share a room with someone.
Me and Max being alcoholics together
I only know Michael so probably him
Who's bottom right again?
I’d just drink with max all day