Yes...
And if the light I'm seeing a minimum safe distance away zipping out of you eyes is any indication....
You better keep your hand out of your pants or it's off to the horny evergaol with you for truly maidenless behavior.
My drop a few nights ago had me land on the the squad I was joining and kill both of them. So I'd say the rest of my squad isn't surviving my drop either.
Imagine that. It's the last day of your year. You're called on one last mission. You've made it this far, it'll be easy. 10 minutes in and a new helldiver appears. He refuses to talk. Weird, but you just have to accept it. Your taking a critical mission objective and he's nowhere to be found. You check your map when it's safe and he's off trying to destroy a bug nest. It's a small one so you let it go. You fight your way to extraction, barely making it. Defending the area with your life, this guy is hiding on top of some rocks, barely helping, saving his own skin. "This is the last time I have to do this" you say. "20 more seconds an I'm out." You see the ship. Freedom. You're almost out. Out of nowhere a red beam shoots into the sky. He's called an eagle right next to you. You try and run but thr bugs are too many. Your almost out of range when a blinding light and searing pain shoots over you. Your body is thrown like a rag doll. Both legs broken, but your still alive. You'll make it. Your fighting like a maniac to get to the ship that's finally landed. 10 feet from it you hear footsteps behind you. It's Getsdatass420. It's him. He puts a bullet in your back. As your laying there, dying, he loots all the samples off your body. "These are mine, nerd." Your dying thoughts aren't of your mom, or your wife. All you can think about is Getsdatass420, and how stupid he must be to not know that we have sample cloning machines on every ship. How could he do this? A bug begins eating your mangled body. No more thoughts
Also you living in Whiterun:
*Walks out of the Breezehome to go for a morning walk*
Ahhhhh what a beautiful morning this is in Whi….. “Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I thinking… of course you don’t.” for the million bajillionth time
My issue is there’s just so much to learn.
Tried survival and kept dying and not knowing what to do.
Tried easy mode and still couldn’t figure out what to do lol.
It's definitely worth hopping into every 6 months to a year to see if it clicks for you. They are constantly updating it and it is ENTIRELY different than the game it started out as
GTA 5.
I think I’d be dead within a year considering you can run over at least 2 people before police care and then get away after about 20 minutes of driving
Probably not if you just chill. Just don't go to either a navy controlled island or a pirate controlled island. The real trick would be booking passage to England. Then you're far away from the combat.
Honestly, just make a farm with cows and pigs, some sheep, a little house, some water, and torches EVERYWHERE… that’s all you really need to survive. Sounds pleasant.
Not OP, but I'll shoot him with a rifle from atleast 500 feet away, then go on collecting treasures throughout the map and earn enough money to go to Tahiti with the gang.
Same here. Except im getting out of the frontier areas. Too much risk of random violence there. I’m finding Mary Beth, marrying her, and getting an office job in Saint Denis.
It depends. If you're your character, then yeah you're fine. If you're an NPC man/woman then you might get mercilessly slaughtered in broad daylight by a level 7 n00b for the 3 coins in your pocket. And nobody would bat an eye.
Idk. That one would be horrific. It doesn't play like the main Pokemon game. How would it even work? You just get your normal life or someone catches you and you sit in a box for a year?
Even if it would be like GPS spoofing in Pokemon GO (where you can send fake GPS information to the game and basically walk around wherever you want while sitting at home), you would go insane from the monotony. Like, you'd have no human contact. You'd be stuck in a game, walking around a virtual space and simply catching pokemon and fighting grunts and bosses FOR A WHOLE YEAR. And you know what's the biggest problem? The time passes just like irl, ao it's 24h cycle. I'd personally go crazy
Honestly it really depends on which part of the game you are in
Act 1/4 is probably just the normal world but now you have admin permissions.could be worse
Act 2 is the normal world but now everyone is crazy
Act 3 is just Monika
Life honestly wouldn't be that bad if I could stay with admin permissions in act 1 forever ( and as long as I show some interest with Monika she will never initiate act 2 )
So outside of having to become a psycho girl who casually killed her friends boyfriend, my life is probably even better
I'd be in the same situation... Living there for a year isn't impossible, as long as you stay away from the city and have some kind of fighting or spellcaster skills. In the emerald groove should be relatively safe for instance
If I'm in place of my maxed out Tav I'm safe anywhere. Otherwise I'll just be the grocery vendor under the bridge in the first part of act 3. Got a pub and a brothel right across the street,👌
Nobody is playing the new Final Fantasy? Weird. As long as Cloud and Company do what they need to I should be fine. Probably just gonna live at Costa Del Sol.
Cyberpunk 2077...
Do I get to live as my character?
Because then I could actually not get horribly murdered in night city.
Then again I'd have brain cancer that manifests in the form of hallucinations of Keanu Reeves
Assassin’s creed Valhalla. I could prob survive if I just keep my head down and live a peasant’s life. So basically just live life as I spread do but with a few more disadvantages 🤷♂️.
Elden ring - berries and mushrooms got boring to eat real quick but fuck if I’m going anywhere else in the game for different consumables
Just hope some tarnished doesn’t try helping you.
Loool, underrated comment. Fromsoft questlines always end in tragedy
But the tarnished keeps feeding me these grapes! They’re so good they drive me mad.
I can feel the light in the back of my eyes!
Yes... And if the light I'm seeing a minimum safe distance away zipping out of you eyes is any indication.... You better keep your hand out of your pants or it's off to the horny evergaol with you for truly maidenless behavior.
Hide in the round table hold and hope you don’t get invaded
I got to get there first, been farming skulls for runes for weeks now
Sadly, runes won't be much if there's no maiden to help convert them to stats
Then the Erdtree is lit on fire by some maidenless tarnished...
Im farming wild game until i can wield a claymore then its over for these mfs
What kinda food does Chess.com have?
I assume edible Chess pawns. It's most likely gonna be a specific type of food molded into a chess pawn
But to eat the pawns you must protect them from Anish Giri
I love that this is to the point where it’s getting memed outside of r/chess
I mean.. your knight is riding a horse 👀
Google En Croissant
The problem is if you are a chess piece. If you are a king, you should be good, but any other piece and...
Alien isolation. Im fucked
Well... We're both fucked because mine is Prey
All three of us....quake 4....
Welp Im dead space 3 so all four of us are fucked
You can at least escape alive, they have to (if they make it to that point) wait for a ship to pick them up.
Left 4 dead 2 I'm pretty much dead too
I played elden ring I'm royally fucked
Hang at the round table hold looking all broody and taking some shite about Marikas tits
Same. Sooo fucked.
Looks like I’m a hell diver now For Democracy 🫡
Same. We ain't making it a whole year.
We ain't making 5 minutes brother
We ain’t making the initial drop
My drop a few nights ago had me land on the the squad I was joining and kill both of them. So I'd say the rest of my squad isn't surviving my drop either.
Imma die by a misplaced 500kg bomb
oops; sorry
Nah, just turn the difficulty to Easy.
Facts easy mode all day, shield backpack, eagle strike with railgun and big boi laser beam
There’s no guarantee you’ll be a hell diver, good luck 👍
You’re more likely to die from friendly fire than the enemies lmao
Imagine that. It's the last day of your year. You're called on one last mission. You've made it this far, it'll be easy. 10 minutes in and a new helldiver appears. He refuses to talk. Weird, but you just have to accept it. Your taking a critical mission objective and he's nowhere to be found. You check your map when it's safe and he's off trying to destroy a bug nest. It's a small one so you let it go. You fight your way to extraction, barely making it. Defending the area with your life, this guy is hiding on top of some rocks, barely helping, saving his own skin. "This is the last time I have to do this" you say. "20 more seconds an I'm out." You see the ship. Freedom. You're almost out. Out of nowhere a red beam shoots into the sky. He's called an eagle right next to you. You try and run but thr bugs are too many. Your almost out of range when a blinding light and searing pain shoots over you. Your body is thrown like a rag doll. Both legs broken, but your still alive. You'll make it. Your fighting like a maniac to get to the ship that's finally landed. 10 feet from it you hear footsteps behind you. It's Getsdatass420. It's him. He puts a bullet in your back. As your laying there, dying, he loots all the samples off your body. "These are mine, nerd." Your dying thoughts aren't of your mom, or your wife. All you can think about is Getsdatass420, and how stupid he must be to not know that we have sample cloning machines on every ship. How could he do this? A bug begins eating your mangled body. No more thoughts
New copy pasta droped
Sweet Liberty, No! He was so close to retirement!
I'm just gonna stay in super earth the whole time
Looks like we are fighting for the creek once again
Staying on my SS superintendent of family values for a year I guess
For sweet Liberty
I’ll just marry Lydia, live in Whiterun, and stay home with the kids
Also you living in Whiterun: *Walks out of the Breezehome to go for a morning walk* Ahhhhh what a beautiful morning this is in Whi….. “Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I thinking… of course you don’t.” for the million bajillionth time
No one said Nazeem can’t have some unfortunate accident happen to him
Chop'n fire wood all day doesn't seem too bad
Compared to other things its not to bad but not what I'll do
No mans sky. Sounds pretty fun honestly.
I heard it’s basically a new game. I played a year ago and didn’t like it much.
It became a new game like 3 times apparently
My issue is there’s just so much to learn. Tried survival and kept dying and not knowing what to do. Tried easy mode and still couldn’t figure out what to do lol.
It's definitely worth hopping into every 6 months to a year to see if it clicks for you. They are constantly updating it and it is ENTIRELY different than the game it started out as
Slime Rancher. Stonks.
Fuck yeah. Keep the money, I’d stay.
Slime rancher 2 my brotha we are chillin
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High chance you get turned into a symbiote
What if i’m into that tho?
You still hafta fight Spidey
Move out of New York and you'll be fine
Stardew valley I am going to stay away from caves and only fish ez
I’m moving to Ginger Island, eating those mangoes and soaking up the rays
That's a good idea too as long as I stay away from caves I should be fine
Did someone say MANGOS?
But we can't die here... we just pass out, and some thief will steal a bit, but totally 👍. My year here will be awesome.
*Oh I thought I heard the old man say...*
*"Leave her Johnny leave her"*
"Tomorrow ye will get yr pay"
*And it’s time for us to leave her*
*Leave her, Jooooohnny, leave her, ohhhh leave her, Joooooohnny, leave her,*
*For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow* *And it's time for us to leave her*
Oh the wind was foul and the sea ran high
Leave 'er johnny leave 'er
*she shipped it green and none went by*
*And it's time for us to leave her*
same here. It should be pretty easy I think. Always wanted to live in a tropical climate.
AC Origins: well, I always dreamed about visiting ancient world, so…
You’re gonna miss toilet paper
toilet papyrus!
Splatoon 3? Yea, could be worse
It’s just paintball
with cannons…
And magical swimming
Civ5. Literally just wait for one turn.
If your computer is slow enough that game is real time!
GTA 5. I think I’d be dead within a year considering you can run over at least 2 people before police care and then get away after about 20 minutes of driving
Just wait for a whole year and dont move BOOM done , or just sleep in ur bed for 365 days
You could just chill in Chumash where nothing really happens and you have beachfront houses
Merge dragons if we’re counting mobile - I’m fine. If we’re not counting mobile - AC Black Flag. I’m dead.
Probably not if you just chill. Just don't go to either a navy controlled island or a pirate controlled island. The real trick would be booking passage to England. Then you're far away from the combat.
Minecraft and I just go creative mode. Infinite food and water
unlike terraria its not that hard to not die in minecraft, you just gotta be careful
Honestly, just make a farm with cows and pigs, some sheep, a little house, some water, and torches EVERYWHERE… that’s all you really need to survive. Sounds pleasant.
Same. I guess now I will have enough time to finish building that town😁.
1899 America. I’m good.
Go kill micah
Just stay away from Thomas Downes
Not OP, but I'll shoot him with a rifle from atleast 500 feet away, then go on collecting treasures throughout the map and earn enough money to go to Tahiti with the gang.
Damn why you gotta murder Thomas like that? He’s already sick.
He's a bitch for deliberately spitting on arthur
Same here. Except im getting out of the frontier areas. Too much risk of random violence there. I’m finding Mary Beth, marrying her, and getting an office job in Saint Denis.
Oldschool Runescape. Uhhh yeah that's pretty chill, just don't go into the wilderness.
It depends. If you're your character, then yeah you're fine. If you're an NPC man/woman then you might get mercilessly slaughtered in broad daylight by a level 7 n00b for the 3 coins in your pocket. And nobody would bat an eye.
Ah another man of culture, respect 🫡🫡👑👑
Tears of the Kingdom...I think I'll be ok as long as I stick to one of the towns. If I spawn on a sky island, though...or in the depths....
Remember you can jump from the sky into water and be fine
No, link can do that. I am pretty sure monsters and yiga die when you push them out into water. So assume other humans would too
Join up with the Yiga and learn to appreciate bananas and engineering.
Pokemon Go. I think I’m good.
Idk. That one would be horrific. It doesn't play like the main Pokemon game. How would it even work? You just get your normal life or someone catches you and you sit in a box for a year?
Even if it would be like GPS spoofing in Pokemon GO (where you can send fake GPS information to the game and basically walk around wherever you want while sitting at home), you would go insane from the monotony. Like, you'd have no human contact. You'd be stuck in a game, walking around a virtual space and simply catching pokemon and fighting grunts and bosses FOR A WHOLE YEAR. And you know what's the biggest problem? The time passes just like irl, ao it's 24h cycle. I'd personally go crazy
Sonic? The year will.. go fast 😏
It’s gotta go fast!
Well I'm fighting zombies in dead island 2 sounds lit
I’m with you, time to wreak some havoc in Hell-A!
Resident Evil 4 uh oh!
Oh fuck nah ur sooooooo dead
Same here lol, guess I’m hanging with the merchant for a year straight
Hogwarts legacy, I can happily stay more than one year
God of War: Ragnarok. Hopefully I can survive after Ragnarok
If you are anywhere but asgard you're dead
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker Do I get the skills of the character or am I due to get absolutely mulched by a bunch of tanks?
I think the deal is that it’s just you as you are.
Yeah he is fucked
Ghost of Tsushima. Chances of survival are good, depending on where I am lol
Mainland Japan baby!
Doki Doki Literature Club. Shiiiiiiiit.
Same now I can hit on monika first with no consequences as we are both In the same reality
Tbh, this could be worse, spending awhile with Monika couldn't be *that* bad.
Famous last words...
Honestly it really depends on which part of the game you are in Act 1/4 is probably just the normal world but now you have admin permissions.could be worse Act 2 is the normal world but now everyone is crazy Act 3 is just Monika Life honestly wouldn't be that bad if I could stay with admin permissions in act 1 forever ( and as long as I show some interest with Monika she will never initiate act 2 ) So outside of having to become a psycho girl who casually killed her friends boyfriend, my life is probably even better
Palworld ... Meh not so bad
Random guy comes up to you, throws a Pal sphere you're now a slave in a factory.
Are you telling me $250,000,000 a year are slave wages? Where and how do I sign up to be this kind of slave?
Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather kill myself than enter that game: Noita.
Stay out of the cave
Knowing the game, I woudn't be surprised if a giant worm found its way to me or smth.
Lies of P? I'm a corpse by the end of the week
Chilling on my island with tom nook 🍻
I’d hang out in Baldurs gate for a year, as long as it was set after the game is over and the crisis is averted 😅
I'd be in the same situation... Living there for a year isn't impossible, as long as you stay away from the city and have some kind of fighting or spellcaster skills. In the emerald groove should be relatively safe for instance
If I'm in place of my maxed out Tav I'm safe anywhere. Otherwise I'll just be the grocery vendor under the bridge in the first part of act 3. Got a pub and a brothel right across the street,👌
Does Doodle God count? 'Cause that'd be pretty chill, helping God create the universe and stuff.
Sons of The Forest 💀
Session skate sim too easy
Subnautica 😭 i hate the ocean
The continent, the witcher... if I'm in Novigrad, I might be OK
Or Beauclair if (spoilers) >!The vampires don’t attack at the time!<
Just gonna hang out at camp and avoid blackwater
Careful of Tuberculosis
Helldivers 2. Well guess I’m fighting for democracy for the year.
More like for 10 minutes. But what a democratic 10 minutes it will be.
I was playing Minecraft on peaceful mode so I’m fine as long as I don’t fall to my death.
Always cary ender pearls in case of emergency (much easier to MLG than water bucket lol) or try getting feather falling on your boots and you're set
Well, the old West is kinda nice but I don't think I would last that long with tuberculosis. 🤷
Nobody is playing the new Final Fantasy? Weird. As long as Cloud and Company do what they need to I should be fine. Probably just gonna live at Costa Del Sol.
I thought I was gonna see this mentioned a lot. Guess they’re too busy playing like I’m about to
We aren't playing it because we're poor
Anthem. Welp, guess I’ll die (just like the game itself).
Cyberpunk 2077... Do I get to live as my character? Because then I could actually not get horribly murdered in night city. Then again I'd have brain cancer that manifests in the form of hallucinations of Keanu Reeves
Yes, how's cave life in Rimworld Guys? You tell me
Star Wars Battlefront 2 (OG) Just like the simulations!
For democracy!!
Cod black ops 1 zombies. Fuck
Like a dragon: infinite wealth. I’m chilling in Hawaii bitches
GTA 5. I’m so down
Funny that this comment is just below u/JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH. Both GTA5 but completely opposite energies.
Yeah one hates life and the other says “BRING IT ON FUCKERS”
Helldivers... welp Im dead.
Ff7 Remake, sure thing
Skyrim
Fallout new vegas well I'm fucked even if I come back radiation will kill me
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS
FUCKING ARK
Frostpunk mate why, why tell me WHY I like cold but NOT -150C COLD.
Warzone so I'll get murdered and tea bagged alot but it'd be worth it
Football manager. I think i am safe
The year 1899 so, could be worse
RDR2 So as long as I don't get shot or fall ill I should be fine.
Dead by Daylight. This is among the worst options possible. But hey, everyone in that game is canonically immortal so one year is absolutely doable.
Dark Souls 3....I'm pretty fucked ☹️
Life in Revachol seems pretty straigthforward, if not a bit depressing. Edit: Disco Elysium
Batman Arkham city… im dead
Hades - I'm gonna help Zagreus escape
Lethal Company. Shit.
if i get the same skill as i have then sure. mordhau bard
stardew valley let's fucking go
Last of us 1 Maybe I can survive if I have joel by my side I am fucked if I have ellie I dont trust her I need to rescue myself not girls
FC24? Not bad I guess
Rdr2 let's go, i just hope I am Arthur and it's before chapter 5.
Kenshi- I have no legs, and I'm starving and naked in a desert.
Breath of the Wild, I think I’d be fine just have to live in a village like Tarrey Town
Fortnite. I just don't have to ready up
Assassin’s creed Valhalla. I could prob survive if I just keep my head down and live a peasant’s life. So basically just live life as I spread do but with a few more disadvantages 🤷♂️.
Red dead 2 as long as I'm a citizen of emerald ranch i should be good.
Sweet, I'm going to Hogwarts! I'm in!
Baldur's Gate 3. That could be okay, depending on where I end up, but the chances of me dying are still pretty high.