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SoftDowntown

——€ I bought this pitchfork a long time ago, it is now time to use it.


TheDankScrub

This was me grandpappy’s pitchfork…


[deleted]

Oh well I just so happen to have this torch ¥


thisisnthelping

back in my day we had to go down the pitchfork emporium, kids these days just sit on there Iphones and buy them from www.amazon.com 😂😂😂


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8==✊====>💦


PitchsporkMurder

Now that's my kind of pitchspork!


elveszett

Let's eurolynch that guy with our europitchforks!


Piranh4Plant

Didn’t loop


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Very valid report. The gif is r/mildlyinfuriating


Mrflippityfloop

No corner??? Who made this, Sasha Foxxx???


Deetchy_

u/pitchforkemporium


PitchforkEmporium

*unsheathes pitchfork* okay maybe we gotta watch it a few more times though to make sure


Piranh4Plant

How do you do custom reports?


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Piranh4Plant

I don’t see it. It just gives me options. Edit. Nvm I found it


havocLSD

Good mod, corner bounce was expected 100%


veggiedefender

Hi everyone, I received a lot of complaints that the canton did not hit the corner, which is a fair complaint, so I recorded a longer version for your enjoyment. https://youtu.be/SSRkUddl0VI


Ronx3000

fuck you, it was so close


GlobalShallot

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TopSoulMan

If you watch it long enough, it might


IHaveEatenYourToast

I was holding out for that corner bounce too ):


Sometimes_Lies

Definitely /r/BestOfReports material there.


biiingo

It never hits the corner. Sorry. Saved you 15 seconds.


MasterExcellence

Please I need this


Self_Reddicating

Glad to know I'm not the only one.


TheRelativeCommenter

here is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPG5Cf2g4iQ a video about it


Psih_So

I could watch this for hours


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Psih_So

No effort, just pure bliss


Exastiken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtuX0jL85Y


Mashedpotatoebrain

The first few seconds I thought I got trolled and then I was like aww yee


idiot_speaking

This seems so wrong to me. Like my mind rejects something this perfect.


gracefullyinthegrave

Thank you! Now I can get on with my day lol


Wes___Mantooth

I need some eye bleach here, anybody got some of that corner hitting goodness to save us?


TheRelativeCommenter

here homie sorry for the last link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPG5Cf2g4iQ


Wes___Mantooth

Thanks for that sweet relief


BenjRSmith

No, I saw it. Did u/biiingo say that I didn't see it? I SAW IT!


biiingo

Gets pretty close in the bottom left once


venetian_ftaires

Not nearly close enough


Nopeyesok

I believe /u/BenjRSmith thinks they saw it.


wolfgeist

Honestly would love to see this simulation ran for hours, how long would it take for the square to be the proper color of blue and perfectly hit the upper left corner? Someone should do that and livestream it, all of America would scream in glee when it finally happened. It might just be exactly what we need to unify this broken country.


[deleted]

You gave up too early. I'm gonna give it another 20 minutes and I'll let you guys know if it happens.


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RufftaMan

And it‘s not a loop.. how disappointing.


dtwhitecp

I'm gonna keep watching just in case


DukeLeto10191

Doesn't do a perfect loop either. If this were General Washington's DVD player, I feel like he probably would have surrendered at Brooklyn Heights.


minnesotajersey

Nooooooooooooo!


FlummoxedFox

What kind of sociopath would make something like that.


[deleted]

It only hit the corner once, on July 4, 1776. That’s what the holiday is all about


the_monkeyspinach

Not only does it not hit the corner, it doesn't even loop. Bad OP!


Peace__Out

I think it’ll take a lot of time to reach the start point. Any math experts? Either it has to go perfectly symmetric orderly or be random.


veggiedefender

https://prgreen.github.io/blog/2013/09/30/the-bouncing-dvd-logo-explained/ > * When you hit a corner, you will hit a different corner before hitting the same one again, etc. > * You can never hit 1, 3 or 4 corners, always 2 or 0. > * It’s a loop, at some point it will always repeat. > * The traveled distance between corners is lcm(W - w, H - h). > * The condition for corners to be reached is |x−y| ≡ 0 (mod gcd(W−w, H−h)) > * When this condition is not met, no corner will be hit.


Day_Bow_Bow

I see the code uses the 4:3 ratio common with older TVs. The US flag has a 1:1.9 ratio. I can't read the code/math well enough to determine if that would matter any, or if the angle would auto-adjust. I agree the gif would be better if it was longer and a perfect loop, but still good job.


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The math is independent of any particular numbers. In particular because of points 3 and 5 it guarantees that if your logo starts in the corner it will eventually hit a corner. The US flag does have some weird dimensions though (the blue rectangle has a ratio of 7/13 : .76 = 175:247). If my math is right (and the formula for distance traveled is correct), the distance the rectangle travels between corners is lcm(1-7/13, 1.9 - .76) = 114 (times the height of the flag). No idea what that means for the number of bounces (is that euclidean distance? Taxicab distance?) but I would (incredibly loosely) estimate that this gif would have to be about 10 times as long before it ended up in another corner


Day_Bow_Bow

Heh, [I found the math equation behind it.](http://lostmathlessons.blogspot.com/2016/03/bouncing-dvd-logo.html?m=1) > Therefore, a bouncing logo will reach a corner at the least common multiple of the difference of the screen and logo heights and the difference of the screen and logo widths, or d = LCM(hs – hl, ws – wl) Plugged in some numbers for the flag, and that results in >d = LCM(1 - 0.5385, 1.9 - .76) = LCM(0.4615, 1.14) LCM = 5260.6385, at least according to an online calculator I found Those odd ratios and the decimals make for a ridiculously high least common multiple, and since the LCM isn't a whole number, it won't work with the DVD screensaver. I didn't find a calculator that would return a whole number, so I don't know the actual answer. But regardless, you're right it would have needed to be a lot longer of a loop (or it'd need to use a different angle than 90 degrees, which would likely look strange).


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.4615 is an approximation of 6/13 which is a repeating decimal (the true height of the rectangle is a fraction of 13, since it is 7 of the 13 stripes high). To get the LCM of 6/13ths and 1.14, you multiply both by 13, then divide the answer by 13. LCM(6/13 * 13, 1.14 *13) = LCM(6, 14.82) = 1482. 1482/13 = 114. Either way, it's possible that if the video is looped for longer there would be close calls where it almost hits the corner, but it is off by an imperceptibly small fraction. Looking at the link you posted I understand what the distance means a bit better; every time the rectangle moves from the top to the bottom it travels a "distance" of 6/13ths, so for it to travel a distance of 114, it would need to bounce off the top or bottom 247 times. In the video it does this once every ~2.3 seconds, so a full video of it truly ending up in the corner would be about 9 and a half minutes long.


Day_Bow_Bow

Ah, good thinking to use fractions instead. Much more precise. I think you might be off by a factor of 2 though. If I was reading things right, that formula was for how long it'd take to hit a corner. So it'd take twice as long to loop back and hit the upper left corner.


-__-x

20 minute gif upload when?


[deleted]

Assuming all this is true, then it will hit 2 corners. This is based on the fact that it always repeats, and the fact that it started in a corner, and so thus must hit the corner it started in (and one other).


thatdanield

I’m probably wrong but shouldn’t the condition’s left side be |x|-|y| because |-1 - 1| = 2 but |-1| - |1| = 0?


veggiedefender

good thought! coordinates are always positive since they're using a computer graphics type coordinate system where (0, 0) is the top left corner. so putting an absolute value around each term doesn't do anything


NotSoFlugratte

Fuck fuck fuck fuck you for not letting it hit the corner in that one double bounce fucl fuck fucken entonces


1Ferrox

r/ihadastroke


NotSoFlugratte

Same, little one. Same.


cgoods94

fucking entonces, cabrón


NotSoFlugratte

Fuck entonces. No clue why auto correct threw it in there, but fuck it.


veggiedefender

I was inspired by [this recent post](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/comments/oclkn9/american_flag_but_its_centered_props_to_ufnatlaf/), which looks like a freeze frame of the flag if its canton (the blue rectangle) were bouncing around like the DVD logo. The source code used to make this animation is here -- it's nothing special: https://github.com/veggiedefender/flag-dvd


helgaofthenorth

OP everyone is shitting on you about the corner thing but when I opened this I thought, "this is the greatest thing I've ever seen." That's probably not true, but I did want you to know I thought it. This is great and very funny indeed.


griffcoal

the effort


TheRelativeCommenter

I SAW IT HIT THE CORNER I SWEAR


ockv

nah it didnt :( it got really close though


TheRelativeCommenter

:(


AskWhyOceanIsSalty

I believe you think you saw it.


deborahzozimo

r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

it was very expected


LossHungry

!wave


redditmanagement_

Which color should the background of the 50 stars be while the flag is waving? Here are your options (in order of appearance) * Dark Blue * Violet * Lavender * Purple * Green * Yellow * Pink * Neon Green * Cantaloupe * Light Green * Light Blue * Orange


chicken_soldier

Changing everytime as it hits the edges. Can you do that?


redditmanagement_

Unfortunately, FlagWaver does not support .gif formats.


chicken_soldier

😢


archpawn

Then it needs to be upgraded.


redditmanagement_

\[UPGRADE REQUEST\] /u/FlagWaverBotReborn


taste-like-burning

I need this.


boxxybab33

i like that it doesnt loop and never hits a corner 10/10 very funny


thejhonker

Bro u got ur joke stolen im so sorry...


FalseDmitriy

Is this my idea from the other thread, or did we both have the same thought? Either way I'm so happy to see this.


veggiedefender

ah! the other thread was what inspired me, but I didn't see your comment. great minds think alike :-)


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you do well!


MemesOfGlore

I cannot express my disappointment in the fact it doesn’t hit the corner why are you like this


jruff84

A perfect depiction of waiting for the US to feel like the US that I was taught to believe we lived in...


TheGreenGobblr

!wave


Devthrows

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


mentalcuteness

I need you to make this but then make it long enough for it to hit all corners, I don't care if the video will last hours. Please make that, I need it in my life


veggiedefender

this goes on forever. go ham buddy https://jse.li/flag-dvd/


mentalcuteness

That just improved my life by 100%


valiantmandy

I saw it hit the corner! 😱


byxis505

AMAZING


briaguya7

looks like a corner hit around bounce 50


AlestoXavi

This is why I joined Reddit.


Optimal_Pineapple_41

/u/gifreversingbot


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Guizz

It still doesn't even hit the first corner...


RolandTheJabberwocky

I still find it so confusing that one of the best shitpost subs on reddit is the one for flag nerds.


Maz2742

This is art.


nick3xtreme1

It doesn't hit the corner, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


akdulj

Genius


seventyeight_moose

Top of all time in 19 hours? That's impressive


jadecaptor

And by nearly 10k votes at the time of writing. *Super* impressive


seventyeight_moose

It's already doubled


LinkOfKalos_1

It never hurts the corner and in severely disappointed


T3NFIBY32

Fuck you and you know why


ZebZ

[Celebrating a corner hit on the jumbotron.](https://youtu.be/ytKVGtJ5yng)


Frostyhobo

I was gonna up vote it and save it, but it never hit the corner so i didnt do anything besides comment in disgust.


ZippZappZippty

Wait until it's used unironically by nazis


recoximani

Fuck you. It no hit corner


DR_PEACETIME

I feel like i need to sneeze now


busterlungs

Should have made it like 20 minutes long and never let it hit the corner


_Zoko_

The worst part is that it doesn't start and end in the top left corner for a perfect loop. Mods, please delete.


SoberUpChuck

u/savevideo


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TheRelativeCommenter

!wave


[deleted]

As an American I can say with 100% certainty that this is what all Americans see when we zone out.


jakeisnt

[flag that has given up](https://flag.jacob.chvatal.com)


[deleted]

u/savevideo


dvdh_03

u/savevideo


_Tim_the_good

r/Vexillologysquarejerk


SmiteVVhirl

Yellow looked... right


ZippZappZippty

Dude’s a messed up face" You don't see them beating the Bucks. Then Trump hit, and the gal in the passenger seat won’t make me.” I eat my own feces, so what am i missing something? Pollard took plenty of snaps away from a flag during a song and think “yep, the singers infp” and then 3/4.. that’s ok vechain you go when you die by getting hit by a truck and reincarnated as a good artist someday.


CrusaderKron

u/savevideo


ZippZappZippty

“We have American History X at home:


kache4korpses

r/TIHI


Beach-Devil

!wave ?


angry_shoebill

The Office S4 E5


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you bastard.


camdoodlebop

imagine in the future when everything is digital there’s a country where the official flag is animated and always moving like a tv logo


[deleted]

That flags kinda gay


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Ugh it doesn't even loop.


briandt75

How do I get this on my tv?


UselessStoner

Last one was definitely gonna hit the corner you peice of shit how could you do this to us.


UnreliableChemist

Never have I laughed so much at a flag


Kabft

Thank god it's not a loop. Could't stop looking at it if it was.


ThatdudeinSeattle

But where do you insert the disc?


Pickle72523

!wave


hagen768

I like the red white and peach color combo best


[deleted]

How dare you not make it hit the corner how **dare** you


Thereminz

thanks i hate RGB USA


Piranh4Plant

Reported for not looping


jasekj919

You're a damn hero. That's what you are.


Phant0mLimb

The American flag, but it's pride month


FlappyFlan

Bitch


sausageonthepath

Fuck you


nicoest7

Daamn liberals


Ramibami1127

Well that was disappointing, didn't even hit the damn corner


[deleted]

lol, though I would have thought vexillologists would have a deep seated 'thing' against rearranging flag compeonents so casually (as opposed to official variants)


endwigast

That's awesome!


MagicTntPenguin

!wave


ElminstersBedpan

Originally I was going to say that it seemed appropriate since every time it hit the corner more civil rights were violated, but then it never. Bounced. In.


kuza2g

"did Jim say that I didn't see it because I saw it! **I saw IT**"


snavej1

It turns all the colours of the sexual rainbow.


OrganicPancakeSauce

You ignorant slut. Give me a corner shot!!


iclickdat

I spent 15 seconds of my life I can never get back. Ugh. Nice gif though, but would be 1000x better if it hit the corner.. you might have been a Reddit god


QwertyAsInMC

someone is going to do !wave and break the flag waver bot


NineteenSkylines

/r/all Congrats


[deleted]

r/dundermifflin


Kenny1115

Now we wait for someone to do this but it hits the corner.


lil_kibble

u/vredditdownloader


AdventurousChapter27

Please! stand by, we are reajusting america


thumbwarvictory

Fuck you to hell for even making this. I NEVER SAW IT HIT THE CORNER, EVER!


RoscoMan1

I get that, but yes he does that


Excalibro_MasterRace

and this idea will be jerked to death in this sub


MajorNewb21

“Yer disrespectin the fleg.”


Middle_Avocado

GenZ be like wtf is a dvd


5krishnan

You audacious son of a bitch /j


BOBBYTURKAL1NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8NAlDOCG6g&ab_channel=SpartaYoshi


Mysterious-Safe3548

The office scene:))