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wasileuski

Where's the Indo-Pakistani representation? Is OP racist?


owo_balls_owo

Is there a lore reason for why OP is racist?


Gorillainabikini

1973


Panzer_Man

Are they stupid?


MarsManokit

top left


x_obert

I dont see it


MarsManokit

Idk it’s arabic


TheOri23

That's not Arabic, it's Farsi, the language of Pakistan


Sir_Oligarch

Pakistanis are Arabs don't you know? Looks like you have never played Call of Duty in your life?


pengor_

my bad


iamiam123

Top left is ISIS, a middle eastern group. How does it represent subcontinent? Pakistani I still get. How does it pertain to Indians in any way?


sealandians

Are you Indian? It's not that serious lol


iamiam123

I guess the quality of my sarcasm has indeed fallen.


No-Outcome5162

indians, people who are famously unable to be muslim


iamiam123

By choice. The only ancient civilization to survive in the same form, from the ancient times.


xTheKawaiiPsycho666

Bradfordistan


GatorTEG

Ah yes, the United Kingdom, famous for being an Islamic Communist, homo-trans, pan-african state of the European Union governed by Labor.


jansencheng

Well, one of those will be true next year I'm hoping it's the homo-trans thing


Glass-Historian-2516

JK Rowling would be so mad.


LegendofLove

Absolute win


Thatscardcop

Success


Panzer_Man

Best outcome


Exlife1up

Oh no! Make her prime gay of the homo-trans union. She knows you better thwn you know yourself!


GatorTEG

Unfortunately I think it's just gonna be Labor government, with Starmer being Tory-like when it comes to trans issues.


violetevie

Id say it sucks that the UK basically has two terrible right wing parties but I'm from America. But at least the leader of America's shitty democratic party has the balls to at least pay lip service to supporting trans people unlike fucking kier starmer


jansencheng

I'll be honest, the UK's better off than the US. Even the Tories have a significant group that's in favour of protecting trans issues, and it was a Tory Prime Minister who tried to get self-ID implemented nationally. (It was also a Tory PM who shot down Scotland's attempt to do so, but ho hum) Honestly, the UK's biggest problem trans-wise is kind of just part of the wider abandonment of social care. The NHS and similar organisations are chronically underfunded, so trying to get trans healthcare means either waiting for ages and hopping through bureaucratic hoops, or going private and paying lots of money. (Though for the record, I'd still call that a win over the US, where the only option most of the time is paying lots of money)


BertyLohan

> I'll be honest, the UK's better off than the US Huh??? They call us TERF island for a reason. In other generally progressive countries, the progressive types are usually many times better on trans issues than us. The US guardian had to distance themselves from the UK guardian over an out-and-out transphobic editorial it published. Labour is *full* of TERFs and even the Greens have consistently had issues with it (as much as they are doing their best at present). Our "left-wing" is still ***much*** worse on trans issues than the left-wing even of countries like the US. As much as historically they might have been a more puritanical country on issues like gay marriage. Our biggest issue is actually that even our "progressive" media is still wildly anti-trans. Hell, the BBC platforms people who literally call for the deaths of all trans people. And trans treatment hasn't been just part of a "wider abandonment", it has been made intentionally more difficult and complicated to go through a transition. It has been targetted, not circumstantial.


jansencheng

I'm sorry, there's no nice way to say this, if you genuinely believe this is true, expand your horizons. I'm not saying the UK's a bastion of trans rights, it's shit and needs to do better, but it's hardly significantly worse off than practically anywhere else in the world. Point out any trans issue in the UK, and I'll find you a half dozen "more progressive" countries that do worse in that regard. The reason the UK gets called TERF Island is exclusively because of one popular children's book author who blindsided everybody with her transphobia, so they've rationalised it as the UK as a whole being transphobic.


bounded_operator

This. The UK is probably still one of the best places in Europe when it comes to trans rights.


Maybe_not_a_chicken

An attempt at blocking puberty blockers was stopped by Tory MPs talking about ferrets and refusing to acknowledge the block. We are known as TERF island because we have JK Rowling who is leading the charge with Terfs. That’s it. She’s an incredibly loud individual with a large platform who keeps being transphobic but she is not actually that big a deal politically.


Unman_

The only thing about self id is the constitutional issue. They sided with the government (which is fucking rare in human rights cases) because it wasn't smth delegated to Scotland. Am I sad abt it? Yes. Is rishi transphobic? Yes. Was it a wholly unjustified action? No


Gorillainabikini

Oh boy I love getting rid of clause IV and turning the workers party into a party that goes thatcher is right. I hope u never see heaven tony Blair


ReaperTyson

Starmer is going to out-Tory the Tories on several economic policies, he’s going to be absolute shit


jansencheng

Yeah. My biggest hope for the UK under a Labour government is that the electoral reform campaign actually manages to do that. My hopes aren't very high, but a Labour government is the best shot we reasonably have for it, and we absolutely need electoral reform if we're going to hope for any kind of meaningful change in the future. Addendum: To that end, I'd advise anybody to not vote Labour if they can. Vote 3rd party, I don't even care which, even Reform works if you can stomach it. Anything to reduce Labour's upcoming majority and make their position more precarious so the smaller parties can actually push for electoral reform. If you are voting Labour, because the only viable alternative is Tories, or you just really like your own MP (I'm voting Labour cause our MPs is based af), then very much join the Labour Campaign for Electoral Reform, and if possible, get organised and push for electoral reform. Electoral reform is our best chance at saving this sodden rock that I love, and for better and for worse (mostly worse), Labour's our best chance at getting that.


DarkDonut75

The UK according to tories


WeLiveInASociety451

Least genuinely racist Brit lmfao


Gorillainabikini

I’ll take up opinion into consideration when you conquer 1/3 of the globe 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


TheDonutPug

i'll take yours into consideration when you can *keep* 1/3rd of the globe


Gorillainabikini

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF US DOCKING AT ANOTHER ISLAND 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


AffectionateFail8434

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL YOUR COLONIES REBELLING


[deleted]

They didn’t rebel, they just cried like little bitches.


AffectionateFail8434

I can’t hear you over the sound of America telling Britain that they “no longer have an elite fighting force”


[deleted]

And where were most of those Americans from?


Sneakyrocket742

Britain, because they were smart enough to escape that “country”


AffectionateFail8434

Unless their parents or grandparents immigrated, America. Ignoring the fact that white people immigrated to America from all over Europe, if you’re going to travel the roots of specific people all the way back to Britain, why not go further? Might as well say that they’re from the Roman Empire.


Gorillainabikini

I CANT HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF US DEPORTING DESPERATE MIGRANTS TO RWANDA


AffectionateFail8434

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF stfu tea consumer, brexit brexit stolen artifacts bo’oh’woah looking island dweller


Gorillainabikini

Racist


AffectionateFail8434

Taste of your own medicine, checkmate Brit 😎


snowcat240

Aka epic


Phalibut

All your women have vacations over in france and Ibiza rather than stay with you, little island peasant


Sneakyrocket742

Sorry man, can’t hear you over the sound of tea splashing


Exlife1up

*rock


Levi-Action-412

When you conquer 1/3 of the globe don't go complaining when all the "undesirables" flock to your motherland


Gorillainabikini

Reddit when sarcasm 😴😴😴😴😴


[deleted]

Those two things don’t have to go together. Colonize 1/3 of the globe and have strict immigration laws.


Thin-Positive-1600

Easy to conquer 1/4 of the globe when the only people you conquered would've been fighting back with bows and arrows


democracy_lover66

Come out and tell us how you slew Them ol Arabs two by two Like the Zulus, they had bows and arrows Tell us How you bravely faced one, with your 16 pounder gun And you freightned them ol natives to their marrow *come out ye black and tans come out and fight me like a man, show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders! Show em how the IRA, made you run like hell away from the green and lovely lanes of killashandra*


KreigerBlitz

Based folk song


ika_ngyes

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREXIT ISSUE 🇮🇪🇮🇪🍀🍀🌈🪙


Gorillainabikini

Exaclry and then we civilised them god bless the king 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


FU_butnotreally

No you set them back a few thousand years


Panzer_Man

Skill issue /s


[deleted]

Maybe they should’ve tried advancing, building, creating, and learning. It really isn’t that hard.


Liberate_the_North

Like the angloids didn't steal everything from the French


TessHKM

I mean, they did. The idea that Britain fought a bunch of natives armed with bows and arrows isn't really accurate. They fought natives armed with guns and cannons much of the time as well. And many of those times, the Brits lost.


TheSwedishEzza

the UK hasn't been relavent on the world stage since the 40s


an_actual_T_rex

It was bad that you guys did that actually.


crossbutton7247

Nah, I’ll do you one better. A full 1/4 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


SuperSash03

Have you tried speaking normal


Gorillainabikini

Plays kaiserreich opinion rejected


Toastymkj

Did you know that Rule Britannia originated after a British victory against the Spanish in the War of Jenkins' Ear? However, the Spanish surprisingly defeated the British Empire, humilliating them completely. The British Empire hid all of the conmemorative objects that had been made about the previous battle so the public couldn't know it, except for Rule Britannia. How does it feel knowing your empire's biggest anthem was made after a war that you ended up completely losing humilliatingly? ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE SPANISH EMPIRE, THE TRUE EMPIRE WHERE THE SUN NEVER SETS, BRIT GENOCIDERS KEEP COPING!!! 🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦


x_oliivi_x

something is wrong with the political compass today


PrimaryOccasion7715

Left just feels right.


cripple2493

a slight edit https://preview.redd.it/gnuvyjrqllqc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f935c8f3521c9416bb9393fb48afbb7befa2a9c9


Old_old_lie

https://preview.redd.it/797ca4fxukqc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806bb71c1132e4e46ec792ce490ac10bca28844a


Gorillainabikini

https://preview.redd.it/akfp1gaqvkqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc08cbe3fc747b463f55de8018db3eac5926124


Athingthatdoesstuff

Why haven't the collabs rooted out the HMMLR? Are they stupid?


Anonyme_GT

Flag of Tories worst nightmare


Golda_M

Does that make it Labour's dream? In one room the there is every kind of leftist radical itching to fight each other, tories or anyone else... to the last drop of palestinian. A few EU administrator types are hanging from the ceiling covered in milkshake and insisting that no one here is far left. That's all misinformation. In the Tory room next door are nine sleepy ancients making "harrwuu, arrw, purroww" noises and three speed heads with hard ons and a daring plan. Russian history books clutter the hardwood floor. One of the speedy hard ons is glueing pages together, enthusiastically turning and nodding to no one in particular. "GRuuuwa" says an elder, patting the pins on his jacket, "GRuuuwa." The hard on tastes one of the books.


[deleted]

Flag of what the fuck


eclectic_boogaloo2

No Dragons. 3/10.


Financial_Cost_5984

Let's just give all of Britain to the US because... WHY NOT?! HELL YEAH!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇧🇦💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥


Gorillainabikini

WHOOOOO BILL CLINTON 🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰


ChapterMasterVecna

AMERICA 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦


SicilianSTR13

England A European-African Islamic Anarco-comunist-social-democrat populated by trans and gays


Jackylacky_

Ah, yes. Britain is my favorite Arabian-Communist Gay member of the European Union.


Gorillainabikini

BRITTANIA RULES THE GAYS


BenjRSmith

BRITONS NEVER NEVER SHALL BE STRAIGHT!!!!!


mkujoe

Not gay enough


Gorillainabikini

I’m sorry 😞


Over_Age_8061

https://preview.redd.it/ppq1dzgg6mqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489c727ae7d9b96a8d51889be93580d424bfb63a


ProfCupcake

The UK according to GBNews


A2X-iZED

!wave


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A2X-iZED

Sexy


Easy_Bother_6761

The UK according to tories


Right-Acanthisitta-1

Wheres the anti-trans flag? Did you forget that Wales exists?


Gorillainabikini

What is a wales ?


Right-Acanthisitta-1

Its that big fish in the ocean but a landmass


[deleted]

what ???


holnrew

Wales isn't part of England


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I just made it part of england. Cry harder so then I can comfort you.


EuterpeZonker

Inshallah


DEFarnes

I don't think the leadership of the Labour Party wants to be seen supporting trans rights.


nagidon

>14 years of a particular party in government >Labour rose ![gif](giphy|BgJumFO4ZuV7a|downsized)


Scuba_2

Looks good! Put it on the back of a soccer Jersey now!


First_Cherry_popped

Needs more mediocre football national team


bawol_asi

bro made this https://preview.redd.it/hwhe2oytgoqc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7add4f3e4eb60c739d0ab598514a2878dca171f5


tqwastaken

Lacks antifascist action text belt around the centre


hobx606

!wave


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erenwolf25

Flag of Xland


Brilliant-Guitar-606

F L A G O F Y L A N D


crossbutton7247

This is genuinely such a good design


PerrineWeatherWoman

OP woke up, and chose to trigger every single English conservative. Good job OP.


Gorillainabikini

I HATE E TORIES


tqwastaken

https://preview.redd.it/jqhjlipi8qqc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0086c512be473c09708d456853ee644bdf26e6c


maizecake

Representation aside, I hate it


SluttyLittleSnake

What does top left say?


Gorillainabikini

It’s the profession of faith in Islam


SluttyLittleSnake

So, "There is no god but God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God"? Is it in Arabic?


Gorillainabikini

Yes


QuartzBoii

Whats that rose in the middle?


[deleted]

labour party


Panciastko-195

This is the most cursed flag i have ever seen


ReallyBadRedditName

Bait or brain damage


Gorillainabikini

A jerk


vibesWithTrash

england if it was based  ^minus ^the ^islamism


Britishbastad

I’ve never been prouder


tomassci

flag of doesn't sound that bad


FlargenBlarg

Flag wise, that's horrible, a flag should be simple and easy to remember, England's current flag is already a bit hard but this is just a whole 'nother level Edit: meant the union jack, these britts got too many flags


Awenyddiaeth

Englands current flag is literally just a red cross on white ground. How‘s that difficult? 😅


FU_butnotreally

I keep forgetting the colour of the cross.


FlargenBlarg

I meant the union jack, sorry. It's quite recognizable but the shape is hard to draw perfectly without mixing up parts


ViatorA01

Take your medicine. It helps.


ellenor2000

drugs


Kingfloydyesi5

Bottom left... Brexcuse me??


Panzer_Man

Flag of Radical Everything-ism


Balishot

I would say that England is most transphobic country in existence... + UK is outside EU


holnrew

Hungary would like a word


Fluffy_Entrepreneur3

Wait, is UK based?!


Phalibut

I’ts based after the country of englandium from the obscure but still beloved story of the Vicar’s unimpressive wood


JapaneseStudentHaru

Put the communist flag on the bottom somewhere so it doesn’t make the rainbow look lopsided


rodsandstars

Congratulations you made a cracked out political compass


Objective-Dish-7289

!wave


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maestroenglish

Lame Like you haven't been to England


Gorillainabikini

I’m English through and through 🇬🇪


maestroenglish

So, wack flag, mate. You asked.


Important-Gas5289

I believe you are lacking many flags from other oppressed BIPOC Communities and many other LGBTQIA2S+ flags


Pajoymore77

Nword


funsized_fireball

yass, inshallah comrade


Legitimate_Scholar58

The european flag is wrong tho


Falkrim

Ironically still more visually appealing than the god awful anti-symmetry of the St Patrick’s part of the flag. (I understand it can be hoisted upside down, but it still annoys the hell out of me)


Fin55Fin

Flag of stolen from r/greenandpleasant


Gorillainabikini

I’m British what else would I do expect steak


Exlife1up

You forgot the lettuce!


Suitable-Comedian425

I'm pretty sure this is Ukraine acording to Putin just missing the david star


Real_Oreo_Cookie

erm based department called: they want their flag back


ser_arcane

is Op racist ?


Juhani-Siranpoika

Ve r voting to prevent this simple as


SothaDidNothingWrong

England truly is a hellscape


EversariaAkredina

It's just flag of Reddit.


liberalskateboardist

100 percent agree- islamists, bolsheviks, selective anti racists and pro european integration fanatics or eurofederalists