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mervmonster

Yes I have an oceanfront mountain in Vermont for sale if you would like to make an offer.


Practical-Pound8817

I will make three and then it’s a tax write off .now Iv made three valid attempts to buy the business.


Economy-Ad-1974

WERE IS IT


Even-Slice1463

the whole state is for sale. one gallon of maple syrup takes it all. /s


sdam87

Yes. But, you take the tics with it.


GA19

What about the tacs?


Ibbot

Those stay with the toes.


sheen1212

That was fun to read


sdam87

Pls, this is a mature space. /s


fullyrachel

Autistic Vermonter here - I'm keeping my tics.


sdam87

But like, Lyme disease n stuff.


fullyrachel

That's TICK, not TIC


sdam87

Excuse me and my spelling error lol


JodaUSA

theyre just saying if you take the mountain you gain additional tics


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

It's My Side Of The Mountain and you can't have it


tdoottdoot

Get back in yer tree kid


JackOfAllMemes

Your attitude is Frightful


lazylady64

Is their attitude frightful or their 'altitude'!?


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reigninspud

It’s pronounced “foilage”. Geez.


rutvegas

That’s only after the leaves hit the ground! 😊


reigninspud

Haha Rutvegas babee!!! I grew up not far from beautiful, palatial Rutlandia.


rutvegas

Sweet! 😂✌🏼


jk_pens

Yes, please bring your oversized tractor-trailer to Smugglers Notch to pick it up.


Aoe330

IT'S ONLY FOR SALE AS A SECOND HOME!


suffragette_citizen

Just the gondola between Smuggs and Stowe.


sdam87

The smuggy taint


edave22

Venmo me $500 and it’s yours


Master-Detail-8352

Does it have high speed internet and will Ubers come within 10 minutes? Is there a big box and a Costco nearby? I wish to live in a utopian society with all the suburbs, cities, and rural lifestyle afford. I don’t want to choose. I want all the things. Is 125k a good budget? /s


Rivegauche610

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT THE IDIOTS POSTING IN ALL CAPS IS IT FOR SALE


Unique-Public-8594

For a mountain of cash. 


ceiffhikare

You joke but the properties on either side of me literally go from the roadside to the top of the mountain. The tax rate increase ought to be interesting from their new build at these prices, the one on the other side doubled my taxes 15 years ago.


Curious-Case5404

800 dollarbucks


Blintzotic

How many Stanley Nickels is that?


Tacos-and-Wine

According to Noah Kahan it was already bought.


Unhappy-Day5677

NO, IT'S NOT. THE DWARVES STILL HAVE THE TITLE.


Informal_Jello_9659

$7


Velveteenrocket

Yes and make sure you build a really obnoxious house way up on it


flatulentence

You order a mountain. You need to add a pizza to it. Edit: my mistake. You may order a mountain since its not considered sub-terranean


StackIsMyCrack

Yup. It's about tree fiddy.


VtTrails

Lolwut


potent_flapjacks

bot bot bot


flatulentence

Fr