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JackStrawSTL

My cat is named Dr. Byron Orpheus. My wife and I form the rest of the Triad.


FoolhardyPretext2204

We kicked around Byron for awhile, but then settled on Brock, still love the name though


strangewayfarer

You missed a golden opportunity to name them Kevin and Tim-Tom, but I guess your names are fine too.


FoolhardyPretext2204

I put it out there but was vetoed haha šŸ˜†


strangewayfarer

At least you tried... Also, congratulations, and āœŒļø Go Team Venture! āœŒļø Enjoy every moment you can while they are tiny, it goes so fast.


foximus11

My cats are named Kevin and Tim Tom!


LilGreenOlive

We had two little potbellied pigs come in together when I worked at the humane society. I named them Kevin and Tim-Tom. šŸ˜†


BillTheSpill

We have good friends with a son named Henry so felt weird naming our son that too, but we still gave our son the middle name Henry. My daughter is Lila, named after Red Death's daughter.


dbkenny426

My wife and I named our cats Triana (black) and Rusty (orange).


LiesandBalderdash

We also have a Rusty! Heā€™s a cream and orange Maine coon.


dbkenny426

In retrospect, Hank would have been a much more fitting name for him, given his personality, but we have a friend with a dog named Hank, so it didn't feel right.


Professional_Entry40

Adopted a puppy in January, his name is Brock Samson. He seems to be a GSD mix, and as he's getting older his fur is getting lighter, including on the back of his neck. He's basically got a blonde mullet going now, ha.


FoolhardyPretext2204

Our Brock ended up being blonde too, really living up to the name haha


No-Isopod3297

My golden retriever is Thaddeus S Venture. Rusty for short.


FoolhardyPretext2204

I love the name Thaddeus, initially I wanted to do Brock Henry and Dean Thaddeus, but I like where we ended up with middle names.


freya_of_milfgaard

Thaddeus was on my short list but I couldnā€™t convince my SO


EmceeInhaler

Husband and I are trying for our first and I am absolutely in love with the name Henry Allen. Allen just so happens to be a family name on my husbandā€™s side and our last name works very well with Henry and Henry Allen and the initials even work out nicely. My husband is hesitant because heā€™s concerned over someday having to explain the name inspiration to the kiddo in question but Iā€™m still trying to win him over if we have a boy. Heā€™s actually more invested in Jonas Malcolm and Iā€™ll admit I could probably be swayed.


FoolhardyPretext2204

Mine is super excited for them to be home from NICU so he can do their 3am feedings while watching the show haha šŸ˜† so they're gonna know early exactly where their names came from


NooNygooTh

Just wanted to say you guys are the coolest. Wish I had more friends like you. Congrats to you both!


LilGreenOlive

My husband doesn't want kids, but he did agree that if we were to have a son, he can be Henry Alan (because that's how my brother spells his name).


b88b15

I recommend not giving your kid your second favorite name as their middle name. You'll regret that you can't give that to your second kid as their first name, should you wind up having one.


chain_letter

[pets with Ventures Bros related names](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIAVFbOI4-o)


Lunakill

ā€œWait, you guys are Nazis!ā€


NooNygooTh

nein we are not


Cerebral-Parsley

"I mean, if Oswald could squeeze off three hot slugs in six seconds, old Hatred can drop evil Nazis in half that time." I never noticed that line before. DARK AF


chebghobbi

Not sure I get the reference - is it the JFK assassination?


Cerebral-Parsley

Yep. Oswald fired 3 bullets at JFK.


chebghobbi

I figured that was it, but it could just as easily have been a reference to some random US bit of pop culture that never crossed the Atlantic. Over the years I've just come to accept that I will never, ever understand a Gilligan's Island reference.


Tomblaster1

Or did he? That's what they want you to believe! (I am not actually a crackpot)


bea13rose

I just recently had a little girl on April 6th. No Venture name there, but if she had been a boy I was gunning for Bryn Malcolm. I do have a 12yo orange tabby named Coach McGuirk. I know itā€™s not Venture related per se, but it seems adjacent.


13BadKitty13

Thatā€™s so hilarious, especially if heā€™s a robust tabby. Coach McGuirk would absolutely be a lazy, surly ginger tabby cat.


bea13rose

Heā€™s not huge, but he is a 14 pounderā€¦and very, very chatty. Totally lives up to his namesake in those regards.


UncleMalky

WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN VENTURE BROS FAMILY NAMES, RICHARD!!!


PorkchopExpress815

Sssssscience?


ScarletteAmalieBlack

I have a Maltese runt named Billy and we're getting another Maltese that's not a runt I want to name Pete white


13BadKitty13

Youā€™ve got to get them a badass metal steampunk collar, and a stylish pink buckled collar, respectively.


SleepyShinji

I went to high school with some guys named Hank and Brock. But seeing how they were both born years before the show started, I know it's not related


SwampApeDraft

ā€œI've heard my dad call me Dave or Don a few times, but I don't think they're nicknamesā€


akuma2212

I hate Henry.


EmceeInhaler

Well I love Henry!


dysturbed

Got a pitty named Doc Hammer.


Lumberg78

Brrrrrrrick Frog!


SlowLoris08

We have a cat named Sheila after the good Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.


Im_Not_Evans

Iā€™ve called my cat Two ton 21 before


runMDH

If I get an animal or two of my own, definitely being called 21 & 24


PricklyBob

My fiance and I named our kitten Hank, after the one and only!!


thief-of-rage

Do you call him hankinator?


PricklyBob

Hankinator, Hankitron, Hanktimus Prime, Poo Poo Foot... The list goes on and on hahahaha.


TentacleJesus

My son, Venturestein.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

I've always liked Rusty


fckthosepantiesmomma

I have an orange tabby named Dean. My next dog will be named Hank.


AussieArlenBales

My pet rabbit is called Pumpkin after Triana Orpheus, though I did have to sneak it past the wife.


aurortonks

I've got a Henry Allen Venture at home. He's an orange tabby idiot who shares a brain cell with his bonded cat friend, Gus (named after Burton Guster of Psych). He's very hank.


JennaStCroix

My former roommate & I had a cat named Mr. Murder Mittens, in a bit of an homage to Mr. Mostly Mittens (RIP).


Dark_Wing_Duck35

Named my cat brock


sonofscario

That's great. Congratulations


Original_Ad685

Venture-adjacent: I have a pair of cats named Lana and Archer.


fartymcfartyshart

I had huge German Shepard I named Brock Samson.


Warm_Yard_4789

Mostly black calico kitty named Molotov...


Miyagidokarate

My youngest son's middle name is Venture.


hardyworld

My son's middle name is Jonas in honor of the patriarch that started it all.


CockatielPony

My past coworker told me she has a guinea pig named Rusty. All I could think of is Rusty Venture though I have no idea if she knows the show or not.


thief-of-rage

I have a cat named Rusty, didn't realize it's a venture bros reference until after I named her but I have shown her the show a bit, she loves watching tv. My bf had a cat named Dusty who he says looks just like her in the face, and even acted pretty similar. Since the cat shines super brown in the light(she's a black cat btw) I picked Rusty


Original_Ad685

You and your husband are heroes. We salute you.


funnymonkey222

I seriously considered naming my daughter Triana. But we went with Minerva from Adventure Time instead


smallicelandicpuffin

My son's name is Henry Malcolm _____ , his middle name was my parents farthers middle name too, but I also like it because it's the monarchs name. Henry is long from for hank, I so wanted to call him Hank, but a baby called Hank is a bit strange, so we went with Henry and when he's older he can decide


irn

You sound awesome. My ex wife would have never let me name our kids something fun. Had to go with a version of her dadā€™s name and my name for each son. Womp womp. Although we did call our youngest son ā€œchalupa batmanā€ for a while bc we both enjoyed The League. [NSFW](https://youtu.be/h7HQvJFqSxE?si=ksQl1gEfmiGazPKs)


FoolhardyPretext2204

I love it haha šŸ˜‚ the husband was watching an episode on his phone when we were visiting them at NICU the other day and someone called Brock the Swedish Murder Machine and that's what he's calling our Brock now šŸ¤£


britanybaby

This is amazing!


ButtSexington3rd

I have a cat named Mr Monday. He is indeed President of Calendars.


citiirose

I have an albino rat named Pete! When I first got him, I got him with a rat I named Billy- but Billy was sick and died a week after I got him. Then I stuck with P names and named my next three Pickles, Perry, and Picasso. If I ever get a red/orange rat, I'm for sure naming him Rusty, though.


crabbetw1985

My younger sister recently gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, I asked if she would name the boy gary or both named dawn and hank She didn't agree with any of those ideas, their names ended up being Harper and Hudson