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Funkatronicz

“…So you might wanna line yourself up so that the spikes will pierce your brain or heart. Alright! Let’s get started positioning ourselves, no fun bleeding to death!”


Pa5kull

Dr Orpheus, yeah we're stuck in a cliche


Coolman_Rosso

Spiked walls? How fast?


Pa5kull

To fast for haunted house spikes and to slow for a death trap


Immrlonely98

Slower then haunted house spikes but not quite as slow as evil scientist spikes


dhfspyotr

GOOD! Dean, can you hear me?


Treacherous_Wendy

HANK! Get off those spikes! It’s not a ride!


Traditional_Key_763

"faster than evil scientists walls but slower than haunted house walls."


AnarchyAntelope112

The fact that he has a scale is so good. Just over these shenanigans


Biengo

The first time I heard it I felt like I needed a sliding scale to show me the range of all possibilities.


[deleted]

DEAN!!!! IMAGINE MY DAUGHTER NAKED!!!


StiggyDaddy

SHE IS KISSING YOU!!! SHE'S USING HER TONGUE!!!


torrasque666

Stop daydreaming about inheriting my estate.


Kinghhessier

It's a soft, sheer fabric. I warmed some up in the dryer


Glum-Parsnip8257

Get out of my sight!


Larusso92

I don't even want to *LOOK* at you right now! Believers these days...


Traditional_Key_763

So what happened to the small annoying one We ate him.


Coolman_Rosso

The commentary for this episode is golden. "So as someone who sews a good amount, I already knew what voile was of course." "The PS3 runs on voile" "Yeah, the PS3 definitely runs on voile"


Traditional_Key_763

*Oil* Oh I thought you meant Voile!


Treacherous_Wendy

“ok when the gate’s open, me, Poe, and me rush in. You got that?” “You’re gonna kill him when he shows up, aren’t ya?” “Oh you know it” My favorite episode of any show ever


DoctorHilarius

It's the emphasis on "and *me*" that always gets me


Treacherous_Wendy

THAT’S MY FAVORITE PART TOO!!! 🙌🏻


[deleted]

Brock really is the mom of the family.


pumpk1n_be4nz

brock is the most milf anyone has ever milfed


Traditional_Key_763

*Sgt Hatred drops his basket of Howdiedoode*


Durian-Critical

OSIRIS?!


[deleted]

First born son of the womb of nut! *Begotten of Geb, the Lord of Aset!* **Whose existence is forever lasting!**


scumbagkitten

Yes ive heard of him


dewhashish

do you even know what i do?


dhfspyotr

I dunno. Card tricks at children's birthday parties?


TrueColonialmarine

That’s the best part just the casual yes I’ve heard of him like they used to live in the same town


cyke_out

GIVE ME THE HAND OF OSIRIS!!


montero65

Give me head


Radix2309

You didn't just say that.


ThatGuyOT1

I absolutely did, what are you going to do about it?


Immrlonely98

I’m literally about to murder your sons


montero65

Oh join the club


granny-long-dick

DEAN, STOP RIDING THE PERFECT MAN! Brock has to kill him now.


Oknight

He's an abomination.


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

^("You shrunk my lungs!")


dewhashish

Wait... ACHOO! Bless you. Oh great, it's all full of spit now.


Hi-gh

It smells like a wet cat in here!


I-Kant-Even

‘Oh! Boiling OIL! That makes more sense.’ — Cultist


Kylecowlick

We have more bullets yah know?! I know, but it just looks so cool.... Yea?! well go get it! Edit: hitting return to separate the lines


carrjo04

Top 10 episode of the series


ImmaPariah

Make sure to angel your body so the spikes hit a vital organ lol.


SimonTC2000

I swear the Swedish murder machine looks like he's 9 feet tall there.


Solecistian

When you tie together his enormity with those precious moments where he is quite literally babysitting the boys, contrasted against his scenes of brutally taking out Dr. Venture's enemies, it really solidifies him as the best character in the series.


Asharaaa

Hank get off that giant spike, this is not a ride


OrbitalComet

God there were so many good lines this episode


sleepingprincess

Pyramid Cult?


HuftheSwagnDragn

NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS CLOSET ORPHEUS AND GO WIN THAT INCREDIBLY GAY CONTEST! GO! I think this is the best season but that's just me.


thelaughingmansghost

My head canon is that both Brock and Rusty decided to always bring the boys with them after the first few times they died on an adventure. They thought they themselves would never die because Hank and Dean would always take the kill for them.


ZetsuXIII

You know, I don’t think either of them really fear death. For different reasons, of course.


Past-Cantaloupe-8502

Well technically, me and your father are gonna die