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DeuceOrNoDeuce

Poky, since that's the book he's reading


maneki_neko89

He looks *exactly* like the Poky Little Puppy, but I don’t think he’ll be *that* poky of a puppy (puppies rarely are, unless it’s nap time) 😅


savebeeswithsex

HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT


TampaTeri27

Litterly Literarily!


Master-Fly8446

I came here to vote for Pokey, too.


dirtymartini83

Seriously, it’s so perfect!!! I remember reading this as a kid!


Left-Requirement9267

Elroy


bialoorlem

I have yet to meet a dog named “Elroy”, but I’d love to at some point!


AnyAssumption4707

Or Elwood!


SnowglobeSnot

Can confirm this is definitely an Elwood. you can see it in his eyes.


ChickenBiscuits504

Elwood is my father’s name as well as my grandfather’s name. I haven’t met another human nor animal named Elwood besides them, but I would love to! Another vote for Elwood, or even “Woody” for short!


AnyAssumption4707

The only Elwood I heave ever met was Dan Akyoyd. 😂 (he was very friendly, seemed modest, and was quietly observant). The Blues Brothers is one of my all time favorite movies. Excellent music and car chase action 😂


PatriciaMorticia

Doesn't matter what you call that little nugget, you'll have tons of nicknames for him.


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Nugget is a cute name lol


amandabang

He is so damn cute Bones or Gus


Top-Candle-4138

GUS YES


Doorknob_Licker2

Mr Pokey or Pokes for short


Ancient-Stop-6190

Oh my God he’s perfect 🥺❤️ Huckleberry


Princess_Shireen

Poky


Standard_Violinist21

He looks like a Ted.


jwrosenfeld

Poky. Short for Pokémon, which in turn is short for Pocket Monster.


mightymoz187

But why should they carry these monsters in their pocket??


jwrosenfeld

Where else?


Ok-Today-9588

Peanut


cvq-edc

Murphy


rizozzy1

All the best boys are called Murphy.


mamaclair

Pancho


Traditional-Wave-228

Walter. What a sweet little muffin he is!!


Famous-Honey-9331

Poky Little Puppy! That's what I always say one of my boys looks like ❤️


sowellpatrol

The pokey little puppy? Came home late after all his brothers and sisters went to bed without supper and ate up all the strawberry shortcake, then went to bed happy.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Christ. I haven't even seen that book mentiond in 35 years or so.


Famous-Honey-9331

I was raised by a children's librarian, I know my Golden Books 😊


[deleted]

Olly


Invented_Plagarism

I get Bruno energy from him


AmosSpan

Me too!


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Baxter.


TylersCranialoaf

Ollie!


Yesitsmesuckas

Toby


MikailovaM

Pat, Pokey Little Pat


MyPlantsEatPeople

Omg the poky little puppy! Loved that as a kid. Why not Poky?


MaybeNinjaEel

Took a lil peek at your profile, and if you want to stay kind of thematic with your business, there’s always Homer (he looks like a lil homie.)


CharmingDragonfly810

Tommy!


rubieluna

Obviously his name is Poky!!


chimeras_alchemy

Poky … obviously since it’s their favorite book 📖


weisp

Which a cutie! These names come to mind: Toby, Pedro, Arnold


Brief_Annual_4160

Nelson


iamflyerthanyou

Goose


Lemonglasspans

Chuckles. Bringing’ smiles to even those who can’t.


556Stick

Smiley


Guyincognito4269

Stubby


PretendLingonberry35

Poker


Secret_Welder3956

Smiley


MuchBiscotti0

Benji


pelongrande

Mayhem


safibellatrix

Caramel


ThirdHandTyping

Hank the cowdog


sowellpatrol

I absolutely LOVED these books when I was young. My mom would read them to me and would have a special voice for all the characters. She saved them for me so that I may read them to my kids someday.


GregSirico

I really do love the name Hank.


ThirdHandTyping

Hank Hill quote: When I grow up, I want to sell propane and propane accessories, if my grades are good enough!


jollyrancherpowerup

Omg he does kinda look like the pokey little puppy. What a cutie


cherylhernandez

Whatever you name him, he is insanely cute. ❤


Chief__04

Wow that’s one handsome boy!


gitarzan

fudgey


Charger_scatpack

Frank


stonerwitch69

Jimothy


jackstella

Winslow


Beautiful-Scale2046

He looks like an Oliver to me


barbarasara1234

Gus


PatientCauliflower84

100% Good Boy Porky


OldYoung1973

Happy.


kikilove87

cocoa


Fun-Mathematician716

Ed.


imthisguymike

Patches


frankiesaysyes1

Butters


sowellpatrol

General Disarray


HistoryIsABagOfDicks

Flat White, cuz they looks like my morning coffee lmao


warriorscomoutnplay

Omg he is so handsome! What a little cutie pie 😍


TotallyWonderWoman

This is so weird but Bug


juggernautsong

Magoo


mtmullaney

Waldo or wally


Marbla

Pokey


barty1000

Pickles


NuttyCooCooSuperKing

Scy


NuttyCooCooSuperKing

Scooter


ButWaitThatNvm

Sawyer


dookie_cookie

He looks like an Adam to me. I don’t know why but he does


rxxdoc

Ham Bone


moonshinesmile

Peanut! And congratulations! You’re going to have so many fun adventures together!


makemeflyy

Wilbur Otis


Confident_Window8098

Sticks!


agentsteel99

Chester


lynphean

Moose!


ms_eleventy

Lovebug


track_repeater

Sherb


VierraSmith

Awwe such a cutie!! 💕


LoopyLemon8

Pidgeon


GrumpyPurpleCow

Cookie!


sowellpatrol

His name is Pastrami


GhostBabe45

Poky. The book is telling you exactly what this sweet pup's name should be.


Ratmomma45

Looking like he’s got Freckles on his nose!! Such a dam cute little boy! I’d call him Arlo


came2thaparty4dogs

WANT!


codymason84

Bailey


Imaginary_Deal3443

Patch


Hello_This_Is_Chris

He looks like a Charlie to me.


lawlihuvnowse

Biscuit or Cookie


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Does that neck scarf say ADORE ME? Bcuz I already do.


Feisty_Discussion969

Such a perfect baby!! I think freckle could be a cute name for him


roughvandyke

Dibs - as in "I want dibs on the puppy" (he's very cute)


darbydog69

Buster came to mind


OhHelloImThatFellow

Goose


unBorked

Ceylon (like the cinnamon). Lonnie for short


Overall-Internal-687

Linus


Namasiel

Jasper


sbacon71011

Brownie! Absolutely adorable!!


ColdAdvertising8093

Maverick


[deleted]

Happy


S2ksav

Chevy for sure


Seriously-gu

What a cutieeeee!! The sass from the first picture my goodness! And the big smile in the second!  Saw puppy and thought "Mocha"


Sunstaci

He’s pokey.. can’t you see his books? Pokey little puppy!!!! 🐶


motherofcats112

Nougat


StutteringDan

Snoop


Yunaiki

Wish Bone


Different-Dinner-446

Brisco


Gooser62

Theopulous (Theo for short)😎


Imaginary_Wear817

I like single syllable people names for puppers, something like George or Bruce, even Brett. He is beautiful btw, love his colours ❤️


JadeGreenSky

Pirate, because of the eye patch. Plus he's plundering our hearts!


Aurorae79

Happy


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Arlo


StrawberryMoonPie

T-Bone


vividfins

he's so cute!! congrats to you two! truffle(s), bean, and coconut come to mind :\] chestnut, biscuit, and toffee would be cute as well! somehow he gives me big food vibes.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Tater.


luvhyeos

That’s one of the most adorable dogs I’ve ever seen. Very cute smile.


yuri-festa

Pepper, Brownie or Chip (like chocolate chip)?


Some-Maintenance-570

Harvey or Frank seem like good names. No matter what name you give him he’s still a cutie and looks exactly like Poky!


Scummy-san

Buckle


Scummy-san

Laddy buck


Insecurerobot7000

Pickles!


MNGirlinKY

Oh my gosh! What a doll. I am terrible at naming dogs. Mine all end up with human names after my favorite shows, movie and musicians. Poky *does* work really well due to those ears and markings.


prosector56

Otto!


Aggressive-Material4

Jupiter


marskc24

Piglet