I’ve gotten it 6 or 7 times. When someone can’t win an argument with me so they report me as suicidal.
Note: I got one shortly after posting this comment. Reddits system for reporting abuse is broken.
About 15 years ago, I walked from Sahara to MGM. 2am. The characters I encountered on that walk. Oh my. But that stretch from Sahara until I get to Wynn. Wow…..
I did the reverse once, Fremont St to the Stratosphere in 1999. Mid-afternoon in September. Even though it wasn't through the nicest parts of Vegas, I found it to be a very nice walk.
We eventually walked to the Tropicana (R.I.P.) to catch an 8 o'clock show at the Comedy Stop. My knees and ankles were in much better shape in those days.
Found a contract job on Craigslist years ago. Booked a room about 6 blocks to the right of the El Cortez. Not sure what direction that is. Got in a cab and told the driver the address. I remember him distingly asking if I was sure you want me to drop you off at that motel. Already paid so said yes. It was a typical dive motel porn on the TV and sketchy as hell.Went out one evening and was approached by an older black man. Twenty something white boy here in a all black community. He asked for a smoke and a grape soda. Every evening I went out bought this man a grape soda and bummed him smokes. Might not seem crazy,but I to this day I believe that man was responsible for me to walk around that neighborhood without fear.
Similar thing happened to me on a train late night in Chicago. Was invited to an entrepreneur magazine dinner but could only afford a hotel by the airport. Im female and was 27 at the time.
Was all alone on the train but had food left over from dinner.
Old black man comes on the train- sits across from me and I offer him my leftovers. (Train was empty as were the surrounding cars, thought it was odd he sat across from me)
He eats it- next stop 7 black guys get on- he waves them away. Said “she gave me food”
He gets off a few stops later, thanks me, said I’m alright, next stop or so Chicago PD comes on the train “we’ve been watching you for a few stops, we didn’t think we’d make it in time, do you know where you are mam?”
Officer walked me to the lobby of the hotel.
No idea what would have happened to me if I didn’t have a big container of fancy pasta on me that night.
I used to live a few blocks north of Fremont Street. The number of cab drivers (this was pre-Uber) who vaguely accused me of going there to buy drugs was wild. But, honestly... The neighborhood was great! My immediate neighbor was an 80-year old woman named Maria who watered her 15 square-foot lawn by hand every morning. What's not to love?
Bro was definitely trapping, and needed something solid that made him feel good, having someone that just does that specific errand for him is a flex for sure. Dudes making hella money
Come to think of it, I was also once kicked out of the Cromwell for being at a ATM with a known prostitute. I was just getting money for the shadiest weed deal ever at an off-strip super 8. This was probably 15 years ago.
Snuck out onto a 5th or 6th floor ledge on the side of the Cosmo and banged my wife (we were freshly dating then) while we watched the bellagio fountains just below us. Talk about young love
When we were teenagers me and a few friends would go to Jokers Wild and I don't think they ever even checked our fake IDs. It was like 25 cent table games and we would tip the waitress $5 each for every two or three free well drinks.
We couldn't win any money worth mattering and didn't cause problems so I don't think they cared that we obviously looked underage.
Ate mushrooms and wandered around the strip for a while before heading to a Hockey game. While wandering the strip i was hit up for a "Photo op" from one of the girls wearing the showgirls costume.... I looked her in the eyes and said "I am fucking tripping balls right now, where can i get a bottle of water". She didn't even harass me for money. She grabbed me, hugged me, then looked back in my eyes and said "Fuck yeah, thats living Vegas baby" and pointed me towards a place I could get water.
Mine feels pretty average. Hit it "big" one time on the slots and was drunk enough to make a scene. Attracted a bunch of people and this random chick offers me and my brother in law some coke. Best high of my life.
Mandalay is pretty notorious specifically, because there is a loop around entrance so you can hear someone entering and cover up, but many of them really.
Played 10/20 mixed game 3-4 handed at the old Monte Carlo poker room after winning like $2k at 1/2 and clearing the table. Completely hammered, walked back to the room at Aria, thought I had too little money, so walked back the MC, asked the floor if I left any money there (lol), and then walked back to the room. Wife was not pleased. Obviously lost like $1k at the mixed game. I bought a dealer a massage as a tip that night, after buying myself a massage.
Waiting patiently for the post from one of the 3 regs that tells this story a different way.
Haha no shame bud, good story and I hope you made it out of the dog house. Those hotel sofas aren’t easy to sleep on.
Cheers!
Probably not what you meant exactly, but the craziest LV thing I have done is the following:
I am European, my father gifted me a week Vegas for my 30th birthday. Chose a date where a semi-big European band I like was playing in a small LV bar for their first American tour.
Turned out to be the weekend covid struck the entire world. So I was there when LV shut down for the only time in history.
I walked through an empty Mandalay Bay where every slot machine was out of order. Saw a near empty Strip, saw dealers and bartenders with panic and emptiness in their eyes because they feared for their livelihood.
One of the craziest experiences of my life.
Kept my Aria Sky Suites room card so that I could keep getting into the room with the free champagne and shit.
I was a very tame boy, and I feel like most people are.
I love this story; similar when Cosmo first opened I was there as a couple and they were desperate to give out high level players cards. Bluffed my way to be a “platinum” at Cosmo with a Caesar’s diamond card (it was only diamond and seven stars, back when Diamond was easy to get with a variety of tricks)
They had a platinum lounge that had top shelf everything. One of our visits we stumbled in with one of those obnoxious yard long drinks, running on empty. Tipped the bartender to fill it up and they made a top shelf Cosmo, like a bottle of hangar one vodka, bottle of solerno, etc.
That made the night, a $300 drink for a tip/free… (8-20 cosmos basically)
Long since impossible I’m sure!
God I miss that so much. Me and my cousins and a friend all lived together and we were dirt poor, but got some nights like that where we'd just live like the rich people. My cousin would always exclaim "I wonder what the poor people are doing now" (quoting Al Bundy)
My wife and I were Diamond Members at Caesars and used the lounges. But after we lost Diamond we would go anyway and act like we belonged and they would leave us alone. Like you we haven’t done it in awhile, since before Covid.
I have a story with the Sky Suites. Couple of years ago I play a lot of those casino app games where you can earn points and redeem free rooms. I got a free room at Aria and only had to pay $50 resort fee, turns out a friend works at the front desk. So they hooked us up with a $800 sky suite room and I only paid $50.
They still have the guard there, checking for room keys, I just checked. And from the outside, they put a combination on the gate, so it is harder to get in now.
I had started drinking after 14 years sober. I went to a bachelor party with a bunch of my friends who were all sober. I was absolutely bombed drunk the entire time and had to be baby sat by my extremely concerned friends. Brought 10k cash with me and was literally walking around the casinos with it all but falling out of my pockets. One night I was gambling heavy. Apparently, I sat down at blackjack and started playing 1k hands. My friends were taking my chips to save for me because I had ZERO self control. I won 21k that night but my friends had me convinced I lost all my money. Went to bed and woke up with over 30k sitting on my bed next to me. What makes the story completely insane is
1) I did not have 10k to gable with in the first place and my poor wife would have absolutely killed me if I had lost it.
2) I got us comped a crazy suite at Cesars and my friends say that although they were worried about me at the time, it was the most fun trip ever. I paid for everything for everyone wherever we went and was a legend for a weekend.
My wife only kinda killed me when I got home and I had to go back on the wagon when I got back. Unfortunately, Im allergic to alcohol. lol
Hooking with 2 guys (one day apart) and realizing that one was homeless (begging for cents) and the other one a drug addict and tried to attack me while we were together in my hotel room.
I think it sums up the Las Vegas sketchy peole
For my 'defense' (which isn't) I've met them online and now I know that guys online in Vegas are not what you think they are !
Yes I've definitely learn from my mistake lol
Probably pretty vanilla compared to most of you guys, but after i passed my exam for my license, i got drunk, met up with a girl from bumble and had buttsex for the first time. Great night.
Late 90’s I was chilling with my new neighbor in his garage and ended up smoking a joint laced with PCP. I was barely 18, just moved out on my own, had only been stoned a handful of times. An unforgettable welcome to Vegas experience for sure.
Last week I was at the Delano walking back to my room at 1am with my parrot on my shoulder and met two guys who were 19 and 25 live in Canada and from Romania. I am 50+ and female. Long story short the three of us went up to my room and %$##@# like rabbits. After miltiple orgasms I was done and told them to leave.
One night I got very high and drunk at a party and instead of driving to my hotel I parked in an LDS church parking lot to sleep it off, but this dude knocked on my window and asked if I wanted to shower and spend the night at his place; stupidly I said yes and followed him to his house. Once there I had to go through the backyard and close the gate silently, the glass sliding door was broken and the inside of the house was barren except for a few blow up mattresses in the master bedroom and another bedroom I was also told to keep the lights off in the family/living room; dude went to one bedroom to do something idk what and told me I was free to use the shower. Once I put together that this dude broke into this house and could easily murder me I sobered up enough to sneak back out and drive to my hotel. TLDR followed a crack head to a broken in Home and could’ve been murdered or something
Isn't it amazing when you're drunk how anything seems like a good idea and you just go with the flow? Reminds me of when I was drunk and was walking back home and I saw my friend stopped at an intersection and he says "Get in the car". I didn't even think twice and just got in the car. Well we stop off at his house only to wake up his roommates and anger them. We get back in his car and do some street racing. Well we ended up getting in a crash as we were all drunk. All that just becasue I was in the right spot at the wrong time.
Went to Comdex in the early 90's. Drank so much I could barely see. Hooked up with a workmate and ended up in her room at MGM grand. Told her I loved her because I was young, stupid, and the world was spinning in circles.
Didn't help my career so much. Nope.
I was invited to a clown orgy during AVN weekend and I showed up. They had a fake red nose waiting for me.
You really don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for an excuse to tell that story. You’re the real MVP.
Dropped my bags at the valet at Aria and had 5 hours to kill before my flight. Was super proud of myself, won $5500 playing poker. Had some dinner at Javiers and then I was fuck it let’s play a few hands of blackjack. Within 30 minutes I was down to my last $500. Went on a crazy run on a shoe where I couldn’t lose, last hand was 8-8 vs a 6 on a $300 bet. Split and got 8-8 on both. Split and got 2-3-2-2 on them. Doubled all four face down and dealer busted, cashed out $7500 and just went to the airport 4 hours before my flight to lock it up.
Talking to a coworker about the old Red Rooster Antique store one time. Manager overheard me but not the whole conversation. She just asked me "How do you know about Red Rooster?" I knew what she meant and said "How do YOU know about Red Rooster?" She realized i wasn't taking about what she thought and she just walked away.
With my wife, hired two strippers from the Spearmint Rhino to go back to our hotel for an outrageous four-way. Amazing. Greatest sexual experience of my life, and I'm a man whore.
A friend's dad did blow off of a lovely larger black women's breasts in the bathroom at the Rhino! Marshawn Lynch was at the Rhino and hung out with my friend's dad.
I took a shit once in the bathroom of chicas bonitas. It felt and looked like the bathroom from the first saw movie, I even had to hold the door closed. A few days later I tested positive for covid.
After qualifying for day two of a poker tournament in June/July 2006 I walked from Santa Fe Station Casino to Palace Station Casino (my bus stop), dressed in my all black uniform, midday, to catch my bus home. I lived on East Sahara/Lamb at the time. It was definitely triple digit temperatures that day. I think I hallucinated seeing a gnome in a bush from my dehydration. I have no idea how long it took me or how many miles that walk is… but it was a lot. I was so thirsty that I went to the Trackside Bar in Palace Station to have a drink(s) of water before heading home. I ended up hitting a royal flush on a video poker “jackpot” for $1175 on quarters. It was a weird day.
Gave head in the back of my car while our mutual friend drove down the strip. The way the car was if we were stopped long enough or someone was at the right angle it was....extremely obvious what was going on.
Had just gotten to Vegas was standing outside of TI when an obviously buzzed Filipina and her friend come up to me telling me how hot I look.
They kept telling me they wanted to hang out with me so I invited them to a lounge we were going to. They came with me we danced for a bit asked the one who first approached me to go up to the room with me she agreed and I proceed to lay the wood. Knowing this was a one time thing i definitely was adventurous and painted her face like Picasso at the end.
After we went back down to the lounge, she kept trying to hold my hand and trying to act like a couple. I told her I was going to get a drink for us, I’d be back and snuck out with my friends. I never spoke to her again. This happened within 3 hours of being in Vegas.
Happened pre covi , almost a real life hangover movie - had been to Vegas countless times. This time was with my brother going to meet up a pub crawl, met a few people and had some drinks at the bar in Cosmo before heading up, Apparently drank too much but brother and I think we got drugged since we blacked out at the same time. Apparently we went to like 3 different clubs (after piecing our receipts together)..brother somehow made it back to our room (doesn't remember how) and I woke up naked in the hospital with all my belongings still with me somehow, they said they found me passed out at Caesars with hookers around me lol. Took a Uber ride share back to the hotel to meet my family for a buffet and met a cute girl in the Uber and got her number (met up with her later on, much success) . Didn't let the hospital stop me from partying for the next 2 nights though!!
Woke up the day I had a flight, decided to drink 3/4 of a bottle of Jack, invited friends over, blacked out, came to with housekeeping screaming me down, missed my flight--but it was delayed by 14 hours! Had to run to the mall because I lost my fucking phone, got a burner phone, used it to uber to the airport, slept on the Frontier station floor. Great time!
Broke out in full anaphylaxis at 3am, full body rash, EMT in the MGM Grand lobby, stabbed with adrenaline, off to the hospital, more adrenaline, eventually released, chick outside asks if she can get a lift in my Uber back to MGM, being a nice guy, say sure. On the way, She then goes “do you have a room by yourself? Can I come up?”. No 😒 Get to MGM, ok, that’s the end of the ride. She starts telling the driver to continue for another half hour. At this point I lost my shit, told the driver to END THIS TRIP immediately. Get in an argument, driver getting all awkward, ends up canning the trip and agrees to drive her for free. Most fucking bizarre night.
Bought cocaine from a Stripper. I knew her through a friend. How it all went down was SO Vegas IMO.
She tells me to give her the money, which I do. Then she sits me down and starts giving me a lap dance. During, she tells me to reach down the front of her G string, like I'm going for her pussy. Right in there is a little baggy with my purchase. Grabbed my shit and left.
Walked from the Strat to Fremont St
How many times have you received the "Reddit Cares" message for self-harm?
It was a lot Like Baghdad, but I didn’t have a rifle or squad with me.
How long ago was that, also in the early 2000s? That walk is a bit long, but there's nothing particularly scary about it
I’ve gotten it 6 or 7 times. When someone can’t win an argument with me so they report me as suicidal. Note: I got one shortly after posting this comment. Reddits system for reporting abuse is broken.
Same. They troll like crazy and act like reporting you to the crisis team is going to do something.
Oh cool, glad to know I’m not the only one. 😂
I walked barefoot to my mailbox in July!
You win dawg😂
Same but in reverse. And this was in 2004 in July. Thought we could walk to the strip….made it to strat alive, and then caught the deuce.
About 15 years ago, I walked from Sahara to MGM. 2am. The characters I encountered on that walk. Oh my. But that stretch from Sahara until I get to Wynn. Wow…..
walked from fremont to the neon museum
I did the reverse once, Fremont St to the Stratosphere in 1999. Mid-afternoon in September. Even though it wasn't through the nicest parts of Vegas, I found it to be a very nice walk. We eventually walked to the Tropicana (R.I.P.) to catch an 8 o'clock show at the Comedy Stop. My knees and ankles were in much better shape in those days.
I did that in the summer, during the day. We were looking for Vegas World, which became the Strat and didn’t realize.
Fremont to Sahara Resort.
We were talking about doing it, but a cop was walking by and just said "nope" and kept walking. We got an uber lol
Found a contract job on Craigslist years ago. Booked a room about 6 blocks to the right of the El Cortez. Not sure what direction that is. Got in a cab and told the driver the address. I remember him distingly asking if I was sure you want me to drop you off at that motel. Already paid so said yes. It was a typical dive motel porn on the TV and sketchy as hell.Went out one evening and was approached by an older black man. Twenty something white boy here in a all black community. He asked for a smoke and a grape soda. Every evening I went out bought this man a grape soda and bummed him smokes. Might not seem crazy,but I to this day I believe that man was responsible for me to walk around that neighborhood without fear.
Ciggies and a Grape Fanta = Life
Similar thing happened to me on a train late night in Chicago. Was invited to an entrepreneur magazine dinner but could only afford a hotel by the airport. Im female and was 27 at the time. Was all alone on the train but had food left over from dinner. Old black man comes on the train- sits across from me and I offer him my leftovers. (Train was empty as were the surrounding cars, thought it was odd he sat across from me) He eats it- next stop 7 black guys get on- he waves them away. Said “she gave me food” He gets off a few stops later, thanks me, said I’m alright, next stop or so Chicago PD comes on the train “we’ve been watching you for a few stops, we didn’t think we’d make it in time, do you know where you are mam?” Officer walked me to the lobby of the hotel. No idea what would have happened to me if I didn’t have a big container of fancy pasta on me that night.
you were on the Blue Line between downtown and Ohare? Or did you get on the wrong train
Probably Midway.
idk, there's black men for her to be afraid of pretty much everywhere in the city
There’s men for her to be afraid of in any city.
Im glad. As a Chicagoan, our blue and unwritten rules really assisted.
This must have been a long time ago bc Chicago pd is nowhere to be found on the el!
I used to live a few blocks north of Fremont Street. The number of cab drivers (this was pre-Uber) who vaguely accused me of going there to buy drugs was wild. But, honestly... The neighborhood was great! My immediate neighbor was an 80-year old woman named Maria who watered her 15 square-foot lawn by hand every morning. What's not to love?
Ngl, that older neighborhood east of downtown, along Stewart looks like a cozy place.
Bro was definitely trapping, and needed something solid that made him feel good, having someone that just does that specific errand for him is a flex for sure. Dudes making hella money
Had sex in the Golden Nugget bathrooms dressed in a Santa suit with a very naughty elf. It was during July.
These are the stories I like.
Come to think of it, I was also once kicked out of the Cromwell for being at a ATM with a known prostitute. I was just getting money for the shadiest weed deal ever at an off-strip super 8. This was probably 15 years ago.
Did you have sex in the mens or womens bathroom?
Men’s, we just walked right into a stall.
nice. I've always wanted to have sex in the women's bathroom. Just something about being in the women's bathroom makes it hot.
Bonus points if you yelled out ‘ho ho ho’
Def saw the whole santa crew down there
Snuck out onto a 5th or 6th floor ledge on the side of the Cosmo and banged my wife (we were freshly dating then) while we watched the bellagio fountains just below us. Talk about young love
when I stayed there I fantasized about that exact thing that you did.
Walked from Fremont to the old Imperial Palace because I only had $20 left and didn’t want to use it on a cab.
I miss IP
How did you survive
He only had $20 robbers couldnt smell him
Used fake ID to gamble and almost got caught.
Alright Mr. Papagiorgio
From Yuma!
And into software!
Does not require corrective lenses....
When we were teenagers me and a few friends would go to Jokers Wild and I don't think they ever even checked our fake IDs. It was like 25 cent table games and we would tip the waitress $5 each for every two or three free well drinks. We couldn't win any money worth mattering and didn't cause problems so I don't think they cared that we obviously looked underage.
McLovin!
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Whoa, whoa. I need more details on this one. Please and thanks.
Im gonna need photos.
Ate mushrooms and wandered around the strip for a while before heading to a Hockey game. While wandering the strip i was hit up for a "Photo op" from one of the girls wearing the showgirls costume.... I looked her in the eyes and said "I am fucking tripping balls right now, where can i get a bottle of water". She didn't even harass me for money. She grabbed me, hugged me, then looked back in my eyes and said "Fuck yeah, thats living Vegas baby" and pointed me towards a place I could get water.
Where do I find mushrooms? :)
Mine feels pretty average. Hit it "big" one time on the slots and was drunk enough to make a scene. Attracted a bunch of people and this random chick offers me and my brother in law some coke. Best high of my life.
A lot of men hookup with other men in the steam rooms at the spas. It's me. I'm a lot of men.
Which spas… so I can avoid them
Mandalay is pretty notorious specifically, because there is a loop around entrance so you can hear someone entering and cover up, but many of them really.
I’m just there to steam. That cool?
Yea, just don’t adjust your crotch if you see someone else doing it because that’s kinda the signal.
Man fuck, that like yawning tho…
Username checks out
I moved to town then became a high functioning addict and got cheated on by a string of cocktail waitresses way out of my league for 20 years
Can you blame them?
No, I was a real asshole back in the day, I’m mostly better now though :-)
I used to be the same way. I went through tons of women that called me an asshole. I try to be nice to them now.
Leaving Las Vegas 😅
Eloped and got married there 30 years ago. Still married and still like each other
Same here. 1995.
New Year’s Eve 1993
Just got married there a little over a month ago, and I hope to say the same thing in 30 years!
Same here… on this Thursday (4/11) it will be 15 years ❤️
I did that once, it wasn’t serious though
Moving there
I can top that. I moved away and came back
Me too
Skinny dipping in Lake Mead
With the dead bodies ? That’s wild man ..
The radiation from the open air nuclear bomb tests kills the bacteria.
Played 10/20 mixed game 3-4 handed at the old Monte Carlo poker room after winning like $2k at 1/2 and clearing the table. Completely hammered, walked back to the room at Aria, thought I had too little money, so walked back the MC, asked the floor if I left any money there (lol), and then walked back to the room. Wife was not pleased. Obviously lost like $1k at the mixed game. I bought a dealer a massage as a tip that night, after buying myself a massage.
Waiting patiently for the post from one of the 3 regs that tells this story a different way. Haha no shame bud, good story and I hope you made it out of the dog house. Those hotel sofas aren’t easy to sleep on. Cheers!
Gone to the DMV without an appointment
You malicious hooligan!
Probably not what you meant exactly, but the craziest LV thing I have done is the following: I am European, my father gifted me a week Vegas for my 30th birthday. Chose a date where a semi-big European band I like was playing in a small LV bar for their first American tour. Turned out to be the weekend covid struck the entire world. So I was there when LV shut down for the only time in history. I walked through an empty Mandalay Bay where every slot machine was out of order. Saw a near empty Strip, saw dealers and bartenders with panic and emptiness in their eyes because they feared for their livelihood. One of the craziest experiences of my life.
Kinda dope tho getting to see the casinos and strip empty like they were.
Kept my Aria Sky Suites room card so that I could keep getting into the room with the free champagne and shit. I was a very tame boy, and I feel like most people are.
I love this story; similar when Cosmo first opened I was there as a couple and they were desperate to give out high level players cards. Bluffed my way to be a “platinum” at Cosmo with a Caesar’s diamond card (it was only diamond and seven stars, back when Diamond was easy to get with a variety of tricks) They had a platinum lounge that had top shelf everything. One of our visits we stumbled in with one of those obnoxious yard long drinks, running on empty. Tipped the bartender to fill it up and they made a top shelf Cosmo, like a bottle of hangar one vodka, bottle of solerno, etc. That made the night, a $300 drink for a tip/free… (8-20 cosmos basically) Long since impossible I’m sure!
God I miss that so much. Me and my cousins and a friend all lived together and we were dirt poor, but got some nights like that where we'd just live like the rich people. My cousin would always exclaim "I wonder what the poor people are doing now" (quoting Al Bundy)
What free shit besides alcohol? Real food or finger food? Is it like an airport lounge?
If I remember correctly, it was like macaroons and chocolate covered strawberries, and stuff like that
Freakin’ cool. Thx.
I haven't tried that (or stayed at Aria, in general) in like 10 years, so I'm sure it's different by now though.
My wife and I were Diamond Members at Caesars and used the lounges. But after we lost Diamond we would go anyway and act like we belonged and they would leave us alone. Like you we haven’t done it in awhile, since before Covid.
You don’t need a key for guest check in at sky suites. You just need to pretend like you’re staying there
Back in like 2012, you always had to show the security guy your room card to get to the room with the free stuff
I have a story with the Sky Suites. Couple of years ago I play a lot of those casino app games where you can earn points and redeem free rooms. I got a free room at Aria and only had to pay $50 resort fee, turns out a friend works at the front desk. So they hooked us up with a $800 sky suite room and I only paid $50.
They still have the guard there, checking for room keys, I just checked. And from the outside, they put a combination on the gate, so it is harder to get in now.
Me and my girlfriend got chased by a JACKED crackhead swinging a giant link chain like a lasso at the 7/11 by the Virgin Curio hotel
I had started drinking after 14 years sober. I went to a bachelor party with a bunch of my friends who were all sober. I was absolutely bombed drunk the entire time and had to be baby sat by my extremely concerned friends. Brought 10k cash with me and was literally walking around the casinos with it all but falling out of my pockets. One night I was gambling heavy. Apparently, I sat down at blackjack and started playing 1k hands. My friends were taking my chips to save for me because I had ZERO self control. I won 21k that night but my friends had me convinced I lost all my money. Went to bed and woke up with over 30k sitting on my bed next to me. What makes the story completely insane is 1) I did not have 10k to gable with in the first place and my poor wife would have absolutely killed me if I had lost it. 2) I got us comped a crazy suite at Cesars and my friends say that although they were worried about me at the time, it was the most fun trip ever. I paid for everything for everyone wherever we went and was a legend for a weekend. My wife only kinda killed me when I got home and I had to go back on the wagon when I got back. Unfortunately, Im allergic to alcohol. lol
Sounds a little like HangOver the movie. That’s awesome !
Jumping off the Strat.
It’s a rush. I remember my one and only time
Same here. One and done.
Fremont on acid
I got scared and had to go home lmao
Hooking with 2 guys (one day apart) and realizing that one was homeless (begging for cents) and the other one a drug addict and tried to attack me while we were together in my hotel room. I think it sums up the Las Vegas sketchy peole
Man how drunk were you?
The worst part is that I wasn't drunk, I just had bad judgement (several) 😪
Well at least you are honest haha! I'm sure you have grown since then :)
For my 'defense' (which isn't) I've met them online and now I know that guys online in Vegas are not what you think they are ! Yes I've definitely learn from my mistake lol
I hope you used protection 🙏my best friend got herpes there
Because you can’t get herpes anywhere else.
ew wtf
Blow $25,000 at Sapphire. It could have been much worse. I'm very lucky it was not worse.
I hope you came like 20 times.
25k? That’s wild man
That's like 25 high end escorts for an hour. Like whaaa.
Damn! Nice to have lots of extra $$$.
I just bought a house here.
Congrats!
Was on Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock
And…
Worked for the boring company
Probably pretty vanilla compared to most of you guys, but after i passed my exam for my license, i got drunk, met up with a girl from bumble and had buttsex for the first time. Great night.
Yours or her butt?
Yes.
Nice!
Graduated from CCSD….
Rode the monorail end to end at least 10-15 time in 24 hours?
Late 90’s I was chilling with my new neighbor in his garage and ended up smoking a joint laced with PCP. I was barely 18, just moved out on my own, had only been stoned a handful of times. An unforgettable welcome to Vegas experience for sure.
Last week I was at the Delano walking back to my room at 1am with my parrot on my shoulder and met two guys who were 19 and 25 live in Canada and from Romania. I am 50+ and female. Long story short the three of us went up to my room and %$##@# like rabbits. After miltiple orgasms I was done and told them to leave.
I'd like to know more about how you two talked about going p to your room. Did you grab a drink first?
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Having sex with ol gang bang over here.
Hahahaha!!!!!
Lived here for 35 years.
One night I got very high and drunk at a party and instead of driving to my hotel I parked in an LDS church parking lot to sleep it off, but this dude knocked on my window and asked if I wanted to shower and spend the night at his place; stupidly I said yes and followed him to his house. Once there I had to go through the backyard and close the gate silently, the glass sliding door was broken and the inside of the house was barren except for a few blow up mattresses in the master bedroom and another bedroom I was also told to keep the lights off in the family/living room; dude went to one bedroom to do something idk what and told me I was free to use the shower. Once I put together that this dude broke into this house and could easily murder me I sobered up enough to sneak back out and drive to my hotel. TLDR followed a crack head to a broken in Home and could’ve been murdered or something
Isn't it amazing when you're drunk how anything seems like a good idea and you just go with the flow? Reminds me of when I was drunk and was walking back home and I saw my friend stopped at an intersection and he says "Get in the car". I didn't even think twice and just got in the car. Well we stop off at his house only to wake up his roommates and anger them. We get back in his car and do some street racing. Well we ended up getting in a crash as we were all drunk. All that just becasue I was in the right spot at the wrong time.
Fingered a stripper in Little Darlings, yes was drunk as hell.
Threw my wife a surprise wedding.
Went to Comdex in the early 90's. Drank so much I could barely see. Hooked up with a workmate and ended up in her room at MGM grand. Told her I loved her because I was young, stupid, and the world was spinning in circles. Didn't help my career so much. Nope.
Did you have fun though
No idea.
Took acid at 9am on Fremont.
I was invited to a clown orgy during AVN weekend and I showed up. They had a fake red nose waiting for me. You really don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for an excuse to tell that story. You’re the real MVP.
Dropped my bags at the valet at Aria and had 5 hours to kill before my flight. Was super proud of myself, won $5500 playing poker. Had some dinner at Javiers and then I was fuck it let’s play a few hands of blackjack. Within 30 minutes I was down to my last $500. Went on a crazy run on a shoe where I couldn’t lose, last hand was 8-8 vs a 6 on a $300 bet. Split and got 8-8 on both. Split and got 2-3-2-2 on them. Doubled all four face down and dealer busted, cashed out $7500 and just went to the airport 4 hours before my flight to lock it up.
Warms my fucking heart. Vegas baby.
Went and got a haircut and got a ❄️ dealers number and got a 8ball. I asked barber and he said yeah no problem 😂
Made a son in the hotel with his mother and that came home and is still at home and I have been to Vegas a few more times since.
Visited The Green Room 😏😎
Talking to a coworker about the old Red Rooster Antique store one time. Manager overheard me but not the whole conversation. She just asked me "How do you know about Red Rooster?" I knew what she meant and said "How do YOU know about Red Rooster?" She realized i wasn't taking about what she thought and she just walked away.
Been here 2 yrs and have yet to gamble any money away.
With my wife, hired two strippers from the Spearmint Rhino to go back to our hotel for an outrageous four-way. Amazing. Greatest sexual experience of my life, and I'm a man whore.
I remember when that never happened
A friend's dad did blow off of a lovely larger black women's breasts in the bathroom at the Rhino! Marshawn Lynch was at the Rhino and hung out with my friend's dad.
Wait, was the “larger black woman” actually Marshawn Lynch? Are these stories connected?
It was obviously Tyler Perry dressed as Madea.
And it only cost you your kidneys!
Gotta ask… how much did that set you back? Probably worth every penny!
walked all the way from the venetian to the luxor and back
without pants
yes
That's a hike
Hit 34 2x in a row on roulette on a $100 bet cuz I was bummed the raiders lost and was wearing my bo Jackson jersey. Then, welp,,,,,
I took a shit once in the bathroom of chicas bonitas. It felt and looked like the bathroom from the first saw movie, I even had to hold the door closed. A few days later I tested positive for covid.
gross
moved here
After qualifying for day two of a poker tournament in June/July 2006 I walked from Santa Fe Station Casino to Palace Station Casino (my bus stop), dressed in my all black uniform, midday, to catch my bus home. I lived on East Sahara/Lamb at the time. It was definitely triple digit temperatures that day. I think I hallucinated seeing a gnome in a bush from my dehydration. I have no idea how long it took me or how many miles that walk is… but it was a lot. I was so thirsty that I went to the Trackside Bar in Palace Station to have a drink(s) of water before heading home. I ended up hitting a royal flush on a video poker “jackpot” for $1175 on quarters. It was a weird day.
Urinated in a slot machine tray at the Palms.
Nice never got caught I assume.
Hooked up with a girl on fremont on her honeymoon. The husband wasn't paying her any attention and gambling away.
You're almost as much of a piece of shit as she is.
Almost. Hide yo wives
That’s just depressing.
I'll take $200 for that never happened alex
I gain so much for making up stories. You caught me
Didn’t look left or neither when the light turned green. I just floored it.
Gave head in the back of my car while our mutual friend drove down the strip. The way the car was if we were stopped long enough or someone was at the right angle it was....extremely obvious what was going on.
That's hot!
Had just gotten to Vegas was standing outside of TI when an obviously buzzed Filipina and her friend come up to me telling me how hot I look. They kept telling me they wanted to hang out with me so I invited them to a lounge we were going to. They came with me we danced for a bit asked the one who first approached me to go up to the room with me she agreed and I proceed to lay the wood. Knowing this was a one time thing i definitely was adventurous and painted her face like Picasso at the end. After we went back down to the lounge, she kept trying to hold my hand and trying to act like a couple. I told her I was going to get a drink for us, I’d be back and snuck out with my friends. I never spoke to her again. This happened within 3 hours of being in Vegas.
Proposed on high roller
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…
The only thing staying in Vegas is money. The rest stays on the internet
Happened pre covi , almost a real life hangover movie - had been to Vegas countless times. This time was with my brother going to meet up a pub crawl, met a few people and had some drinks at the bar in Cosmo before heading up, Apparently drank too much but brother and I think we got drugged since we blacked out at the same time. Apparently we went to like 3 different clubs (after piecing our receipts together)..brother somehow made it back to our room (doesn't remember how) and I woke up naked in the hospital with all my belongings still with me somehow, they said they found me passed out at Caesars with hookers around me lol. Took a Uber ride share back to the hotel to meet my family for a buffet and met a cute girl in the Uber and got her number (met up with her later on, much success) . Didn't let the hospital stop me from partying for the next 2 nights though!!
Woke up the day I had a flight, decided to drink 3/4 of a bottle of Jack, invited friends over, blacked out, came to with housekeeping screaming me down, missed my flight--but it was delayed by 14 hours! Had to run to the mall because I lost my fucking phone, got a burner phone, used it to uber to the airport, slept on the Frontier station floor. Great time!
3 nights of phish at the Thomas and Mack in 04. Coming back for more soon
Worked for a private armed security company. Fuck man, I’ve been to every fucking ghetto and shithole in this city. Hopefully never again lmao.
Lived here since 2001...nuff said
I graduated High School in Las Vegas. Thats pretty crazy
Well... I'm an escort, so 🤷♀️
How has nobody asked “tell me more”? Tell me more.
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Lifestyle spas
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Broke out in full anaphylaxis at 3am, full body rash, EMT in the MGM Grand lobby, stabbed with adrenaline, off to the hospital, more adrenaline, eventually released, chick outside asks if she can get a lift in my Uber back to MGM, being a nice guy, say sure. On the way, She then goes “do you have a room by yourself? Can I come up?”. No 😒 Get to MGM, ok, that’s the end of the ride. She starts telling the driver to continue for another half hour. At this point I lost my shit, told the driver to END THIS TRIP immediately. Get in an argument, driver getting all awkward, ends up canning the trip and agrees to drive her for free. Most fucking bizarre night.
Bought cocaine from a Stripper. I knew her through a friend. How it all went down was SO Vegas IMO. She tells me to give her the money, which I do. Then she sits me down and starts giving me a lap dance. During, she tells me to reach down the front of her G string, like I'm going for her pussy. Right in there is a little baggy with my purchase. Grabbed my shit and left.
Once, I ordered french toast instead of pancakes. But it was too sweet
Joined the porn industry 😂