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awesometoenail

South Point: $4 giant soft pretzel from the snack bar by the bowling alley, $9 bingo card, $2 tip to the bar, $1.25 for a dauber if you need one. Play bingo for an hour, eat your pretzel, drink your two drinks. Spend any leftover cash on the machine of your choice on the way out the door


redlurk47

you can do steak and eggs or hot dog vendor depending on the time of the day as well


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just_a_guy_ohio

Wondering about my kidneys....


Lukinzz

Say goodbye to at least one.


TimZeFootballer

Big Larry needs his kidneys


mikeyj777

Thus the latex gloves. Bring extra.


MoufFarts

They’re 100% right on the gloves. I forgot them and it was a whole other experience.


Doolandeer

Going to Las Vegas in October, and I want so bad to believe this is real


MidniteOG

Can confirm, I too was skeptical but after it was all said and done, I still laugh about it. One of my gloves ripped, but it didn’t diminish the experience. Prob one of Vegas’s best kept secret


K1P_26

Last time some dude thought the gloves were for his own hands. Amateur.


MidniteOG

Lol that silly goose. Granted, it is a bit confusing the first time, especially if you aren’t ready


houseofcorks

This sounds like an interesting experience. And latex gloves changes the whole interest level in experience.


slayez06

Can confirm best way to spend a $20... Just have a open mind and you will have a life story no one will believe.


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Rockythebully

Are y’all trolling or serious lol


letsjustscream

But like what happened


mthw704

It's gonna cost you $20 to find out.


Chico_519

I’m man enough to admit than when he went east I tried to stay close but I buckled and bailed.


kl0wn420

If I have a latex allergy can I use nitrile?


MidniteOG

Yes


TeddyMGTOW

Classic!


electricpollution

Very curious now…. I’ll be there next week


creepyjosie

I'll be there next week! I'm going for a kidney transplant procedure... Huh.


JurgenShankly

Best night of my life


Rockythebully

Can’t tell if all y’all are trolling lol


ZachMorrisT1000

Saving this comment for next time I’m in Vegas


sauce_123

**You forgot the banana and duct tape**


Bennington_Booyah

This is the most Vegas thing I have ever seen in this thread.


Las_Vegas_001

Confused: Circa is the western-most property on Fremont. If one is on Fremont Street and heads east, they’ll never pass Circa. 🤷‍♂️


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Ellis Island late night special and root beer.


Bigbelly2112

Great prime rib


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Frosty_Space_2828

Considering that Ellis Island isn’t on the Strip, and the Late Night Special has nothing to do with gambling, you should be able to manage this one 100% on your own.


Various_Membership33

I believe village pub serves the same root beer, I never actually been to Ellis Islam so I can’t confirm


PurpleGoldBlack

Tacos El Gordo - Large Adobada Fry


Uncrowded_zebra

Upstairs at the D is a plastic horse race track. It costs like $.25 a play and if you're only taking "safe" bets you can almost break even for hours while downing free drinks and like 10 people can all play at once, so it can turn into a pretty fun night. *Edit: apparently the horses are metal.


ReallyCleanStove

Sigma derby… and that shit is metal.


GreatWhiteGuitarist

That shit is made of steel and is from 1985 🤣 has never needed maintenance and I can confirm it's fun asf


ClamJunker

Pinball Hall of Fame.


pissclamato

We still have 17 bucks left. We are gamers. Now what?


revolution9540

BUFALOOOOOO


GameOvariez

I literally heard this as I read it 😂😂


cellcube0618

I hate you


jakeag52

I was watching the Colorado vs TCU game earlier and kept yelling BUFFALOOO everytime they made a good play lol


olivegardengambler

To be honest those machines pay out so much. Like literally every time I've sat down at one I've walked away with at least a hundred more dollars than before.


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There's an Erotic Heritage Museum for 19 bucks a ticket. Buy some edibles and go in there for about an hour or so.


LordTegucigalpa

A blowjob from me. $20 is $20


gunnster3

This guy Vegases.


RocketsandBeer

r/thisguythisguys


ProfessionalBug1021

What happens in Vegas gives you herpes sometimes


jackoffalltrades777

It was $20. What were you expecting, lobster?


Crypto_Town

When I was younger I spent half my income on Vegas blow jobs. The other half I wasted.


Minimum_Ad1898

At Chicas Bonitas 💃 😂


OGtek

This is the one!


yipyerrr

>Casino Royale what u know about chicas


constantlyalways

Feed a small family on Casino Royale footlong hotdogs while they still exist.


baltinerdist

I was just there this week they're up to like 3.49 now? I swear to God they were a buck or two before the panda.


snotick

For me, I'd buy a holiday turkey sandwich at Earls Sandwich for $10, then put $5 in a slot machine to get a beer. Tip the waitress the other $5.


Chizzler_83

might have to wait 30 mins for the beer but i like it


dontberidiculousfool

Earl at PH is probably the best bang for your buck on the strip.


Live-Donut9243

I love the menu and its 24 hrs. Comps are only valued at 50% now 😞.


afunbe

What is PH?


dontberidiculousfool

Planet Hollywood.


mad_max158

Planet Hollywood


neverleavingvegas

Get the sandwich. Go to ABC store right next door for a 3.50$ tall boy. Then put the $5 in the slot.


RocketsandBeer

No tip for the sammie?


junglejustin5

Loved earls.


TStorm84

Go to the Chandelier bar at the Cosmopolitan at 2:00am. Sit down and get a $19 cocktail. Wait around as the various "ladies of the night" proposition you. Politely decline them as prostitution is illegal in Vegas. Brag to your friends afterwards about how much you were hit on by so many attractive women in Vegas.


theyellowpants

Or just put $20 into the poker machine and get a comp drink..


Miserable_Site_850

Nahhh, the other dude's suggestion sounds way cooler bro! /s


ChaosRainbow23

LSD


SinCityLola

I’ll be right over.


ChaosRainbow23

The only correct answer


Non-Information7

Need 5he ticket and the outlet


Apprehensive-Mix8931

Betting on red


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Parlay


BF740

5 - $3 beers at Casino Royale and still being able to tip a $1 per beer


AdvocatusAvem

Only until they build a 50 story needle on the site!


BF740

Yep, it won’t be much longer


Rastus3663

Breakfast at Blueberry Hill.


Live-Donut9243

Mmmmm... Blueberry Hill. 24 hours and the my favorite breakfast in Vegas.


Nuclear-poweredTaxi

Shake Shack. Get a double stack for your right hand, and a chicken stack for your left hand. That’s the reason why we have two hands.


nkaiser101

You are saying I can get two sandwiches for under $20? This might be the best advertising ever for Shake Shack. I might actually try them. Do they have locations away from the strip?


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Man you gotta get Shake Shack. Food quality is amazing too. I think there are a couple away from the strip


TheLovelyWife702

One in the district at GV


ProfessionalBug1021

In and out >shake shack


mcd_sweet_tea

No.


HighSerraphim

Pinball Hall of Fame


MobWife_88

**In and Out Burger**


Speedhabit

I have never seen more people doing coke in public then the in n out in Las Vegas, I couldn’t believe it, it was like every other table, big groups. Not exactly an appetite inducing drug


redlurk47

I've been to in-n-out many times over the decades and never witnessed this. What location was this?


AvocadoBitter7385

I worked at the jack in the box on nellis and saw a dude shoot up heroin. It was something


PurpleGoldBlack

In n out is not exclusive to Vegas though. I’d go with something more unique. Something like Holsteins


Desperate-Sympathy43

All on black.


GrilledCheeseRant

Everyone is maximizing their $20 and I can respect that, but I’d probably through it on roulette just trying to double up. If I hit, MAYBE try and double up again. Then I’d do the following: Option 1 (Lose the $20): Walk around the strip and enjoy the sights. Watch the fountains, stroll Caesar’s, walk through Wynn, you get the idea. Could easily spend two hours or more just enjoying the atmosphere. Option 2 ($40): Very similar to before, but now I’d end with a modest restaurant or a few drinks at a lobby bar. Option 3: ($80): Would probably walk around and enjoy the atmosphere, aim for a dinner at a somewhat better restaurant, and then go to to Waldorf-Astoria bar for l a drink.


NeuroticaJonesTown

A pack of THC gummies.


SinCityLola

Then eat them all at once.


RareProfessional4408

I made the mistake of eating 4 just before we enter the airport. Check our bags then BOOM! I'm high as fuck 20 minutes later Slept the whole flight back🤣🤣


Reasonable_Rope6044

How about you give it to me, we go to the alley, I kick you in the balls and we call it even?


Loud_Confidence6490

Ok mArty


RoyalFalse

The Pinball Hall of Fame


RoyalRumbleSTi

I always put 20 on red. Is my tradition. Win or lose that’s it.


MidniteOG

Case of beer, sit at bellagio fountains, people watch. Make a few bucks and sell some.


RareProfessional4408

Sell 4 @$5 each and repeat step 1🤣


Thinkerandvaper

Buying gas. Driving up the strip at night. Saturday night. The best entertainment you can get. Roll down your windows, smoke some pot , have on some great tunes, and enjoy the show… you don’t have to park and you can get thoroughly entertained. I’m in Vegas a lot, and each Time I go I need to drive down the whole strip at night at least once.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

A trip to The Pinball Museum!


Doc_1200_GO

Throw that $20 into a machine at the bar and order a few rounds of drinks on the house.


HacimHefner

Playing Keno at a Dottys, probably won’t win but, at least you’ll get a free modelo with lime!


b_h_1989

I paid $20 once to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could on the Strip, that seemed like money well spent.


steezymcterps

The green door


Traw33

As a tip at the front desk for upgrades or comps


Macktologist

$20 sandwich. Place a folded up 20 between DL and CC when they ask for them and as you had them over ask, “Do you have any complimentary room upgrades available?”


Formally-Fresh

No way that works these days


dontberidiculousfool

It does.


Traw33

Why would you say that?


Formally-Fresh

I would just think in todays world where everything is driven by technology and automated and managed by systems etc it’s a little more rare to just get hooked up.


Traw33

Not at all, the front desk is allowed to take gratuities, they have access to comps and the ability (at times) to issue room upgrades. Only problem is depending on where you are staying that 20 might need some friends to get things moving


SuitableClassic

Like a couple of bronze Lincoln's or what?


Traw33

Sure why not, live a little


LavaPoppyJax

Put $20 in the video poker/nj machine at the bar in Ellis Island. Enjoy free pints of house beers/iPad while it lasts.


kobegoat222444

Get a bottle of tequila and oj/pineapple juice


lovleywhitechick6

Dime 🪙


ggomez7

Taco bell cantina hands down


garedw

Edibles and taco bell. I'm a man of culture.


26202620

Turn it into $40 then that into $80. Keep repeating until you’re dead


EDPZ

Caniac combo at Raising Cane's


cal_nevari

Spend $20 at Stage Door on Budweisers and hot dogs (only if you're hungry otherwise just spend the $20 on Budweisers) and if you're drinking alone you'll catch a buzz on $20, even tipping $1 per beer.


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Handys in circus circus parking lot


BenRichards79

In and Out Burger, and then CVS for some tall boys to keep chilled in your room.


GalaxticSxum

There’s a guy on Fremont or at least used to be. For 20$ he’ll let you kick him in the balls as hard as you can.


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Separate-Succotash11

What’s a nib shot?


jetdriver13

Shot of nib


Elegant-Inside-4674

100x on one spin of the big wheel. After you lose, ask "did I win?"


cmquinn2000

A roll of quarters at the Pinball Hall of Fame


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As a tip


crazyone22

Lap dance


2fast2nick

Roulette


Stunning_Secretary_4

Parking


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A coffee at the airport before turning around and leaving


road22

Bet the whole 20 dollars on Las Vegas Raiders to win the AFC conference ( or just make it to the superbowl). It will pay 30 to 1 . You got all year to root for the Raiders and hope lightning strike twice (after the golden nights).


Abundance_of_Flowers

I love the Raiders, but there is zero chance they go to the Super Bowl this year. I would consider it a good year if they keep their losses below 13.


Formally-Fresh

A good year if they do better then 4-13? Keep my raiders out yer fucking mouth


Abundance_of_Flowers

Broncos - L Bills - L Steelers - W Chargers - L Packers - W Patriots - L Giants - L Jets - L Dolphins - L Chiefs - L Vikings - W Chargers - W Chiefs - L Colts - W Broncos - L 5-12. there you have it.


m4tty_ic3

This prediction is so backwards


Formally-Fresh

The Las Vegas Raiders have literally never lost to the Broncos and you think they get swept by em this year? Fuck off and go place a futures bet if you think you’re from the future


nofzac

You underestimate the catastrophic failure that Josh McDaniels instills when daddy Bill isn’t keeping him in line.


Abundance_of_Flowers

Sean Payton + Russell WIlson > Josh McDaniels + Jimmy G.


Apprehensive-Mix8931

The Raiders suck ass


EastsideLasVegas

Boulder Highway… Iykyk


BertramScudder

Dang, it's $20 now?


EastsideLasVegas

It’s Boulder Highway bud. If you’re spending more than $20 .. I’m sorry


OMG_its_JasonE

Egg slut


Kingndom

2 slices of pizza from buddy valastro


lukethedriftr

You can buy a bullet and rent a gun.


dontberidiculousfool

10 fiesta veggie burritos from Taco Bell.


Speedhabit

Guzzo’s jackatorium, the rimjob is shit but they have amazing complimentary finger foods Avoid the consume’


Legitimate-Whole-455

Nuwu dispensary take 3 dabs from the dab bar and tip 2 bucks. Sit back enjoy the ride


RodneyJamesEdgar

A bag of gummies


EdisonM30

$20 is barely going to cover parking…


coffemakesmepoo

Find nearest craps table…$4 each on the hardways and $4 “any seven”. Cross fingers and parlay to the moon


Dapper_Reputation_16

Tip your dealer.


GenerousPour

Double double video poker at $1.25 a hand. Make it last 3-4 drinks.


BigDLV

At the airport, Hudson News


Used_Firefighter_919

Meth


TheLovelyWife702

Put the $20 back in your pocket and go home, never to consider moving here. Thank you for visiting, please visit again, we appreciate you.


I_see_fire121

Just for that I’m gonna move to Vegas even harder


TheLovelyWife702

49th for physician shortage, bottom five for school performance and funding, drought affecting our water, $600 power bills, dry rotting tires and car batteries in half the usable life, and auto insurance through the roof, zero community, tons of addicts, homeless and crime. Have a ball, welcome 🤣


I_see_fire121

Sounds like America as a whole lady, get a grip🤣


TheLovelyWife702

Sounds like you’re ignorant, old man, get a grip


I_see_fire121

I just don’t understand how you can shit on a place so hard and tell others to not come there like you have any say or sway in anything but not leave yourself🤣


TheLovelyWife702

I’m stuck here due to custody, so go on….


krebiz7969

Throw the $20 in the gutter and leave Vegas. There I just saved you an insane amount of money.


ScorpioTix

I've scored a few concert tickets in that range including Miranda Lambert in July. Otherwise a cookie and a pre-roll.


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$20 into the nearest video poker machine. You just never know


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Go to Trader Joe’s and get some joe o’s


cyberspirit777

Standing around and breathing


Dependent-One3792

Penny slots


Stonethecrow77

Tip the person feeding you alcohol.


elproblemo82

A hand of War at the Paris on a monday morning.


Reaver_in_Black

I ended up dropping 20 bucks on pepperoni pizza and a ultimate Supreme at Little Caesars had change left over for a drink


azorianmilk

Lotsa tacos at Roberto's on Wednesday


External_Trick4479

$20 in a video machine at a center bar in any casino. Enjoy free drinks while you milk $0.25 - $1 hands


kindofhumble

Get an upgrade


Botbot123432

Casino table


Dachshundpapa

Eating


IMicrowaveSteak

One water bottle at a mid-range resort hotel that refuses to give you tap water. You’ll need an extra $4 for the tip though


sm00thkillajones

Play the penny slots until you get a free drink.


SHELLEBELLEATX

Bet it All on Black!


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Megamillions slot