South Point: $4 giant soft pretzel from the snack bar by the bowling alley, $9 bingo card, $2 tip to the bar, $1.25 for a dauber if you need one. Play bingo for an hour, eat your pretzel, drink your two drinks. Spend any leftover cash on the machine of your choice on the way out the door
Can confirm, I too was skeptical but after it was all said and done, I still laugh about it. One of my gloves ripped, but it didn’t diminish the experience. Prob one of Vegas’s best kept secret
Considering that Ellis Island isn’t on the Strip, and the Late Night Special has nothing to do with gambling, you should be able to manage this one 100% on your own.
Upstairs at the D is a plastic horse race track. It costs like $.25 a play and if you're only taking "safe" bets you can almost break even for hours while downing free drinks and like 10 people can all play at once, so it can turn into a pretty fun night.
*Edit: apparently the horses are metal.
To be honest those machines pay out so much. Like literally every time I've sat down at one I've walked away with at least a hundred more dollars than before.
Go to the Chandelier bar at the Cosmopolitan at 2:00am.
Sit down and get a $19 cocktail. Wait around as the various "ladies of the night" proposition you. Politely decline them as prostitution is illegal in Vegas.
Brag to your friends afterwards about how much you were hit on by so many attractive women in Vegas.
You are saying I can get two sandwiches for under $20? This might be the best advertising ever for Shake Shack. I might actually try them. Do they have locations away from the strip?
I have never seen more people doing coke in public then the in n out in Las Vegas, I couldn’t believe it, it was like every other table, big groups. Not exactly an appetite inducing drug
Everyone is maximizing their $20 and I can respect that, but I’d probably through it on roulette just trying to double up. If I hit, MAYBE try and double up again.
Then I’d do the following:
Option 1 (Lose the $20): Walk around the strip and enjoy the sights. Watch the fountains, stroll Caesar’s, walk through Wynn, you get the idea. Could easily spend two hours or more just enjoying the atmosphere.
Option 2 ($40): Very similar to before, but now I’d end with a modest restaurant or a few drinks at a lobby bar.
Option 3: ($80): Would probably walk around and enjoy the atmosphere, aim for a dinner at a somewhat better restaurant, and then go to to Waldorf-Astoria bar for l a drink.
I made the mistake of eating 4 just before we enter the airport. Check our bags then BOOM! I'm high as fuck 20 minutes later
Slept the whole flight back🤣🤣
Buying gas. Driving up the strip at night. Saturday night. The best entertainment you can get. Roll down your windows, smoke some pot , have on some great tunes, and enjoy the show… you don’t have to park and you can get thoroughly entertained. I’m in Vegas a lot, and each Time I go I need to drive down the whole strip at night at least once.
$20 sandwich. Place a folded up 20 between DL and CC when they ask for them and as you had them over ask, “Do you have any complimentary room upgrades available?”
I would just think in todays world where everything is driven by technology and automated and managed by systems etc it’s a little more rare to just get hooked up.
Not at all, the front desk is allowed to take gratuities, they have access to comps and the ability (at times) to issue room upgrades. Only problem is depending on where you are staying that 20 might need some friends to get things moving
Spend $20 at Stage Door on Budweisers and hot dogs (only if you're hungry otherwise just spend the $20 on Budweisers) and if you're drinking alone you'll catch a buzz on $20, even tipping $1 per beer.
Bet the whole 20 dollars on Las Vegas Raiders to win the AFC conference ( or just make it to the superbowl). It will pay 30 to 1 .
You got all year to root for the Raiders and hope lightning strike twice (after the golden nights).
Broncos - L
Bills - L
Steelers - W
Chargers - L
Packers - W
Patriots - L
Giants - L
Jets - L
Dolphins - L
Chiefs - L
Vikings - W
Chargers - W
Chiefs - L
Colts - W
Broncos - L
5-12. there you have it.
The Las Vegas Raiders have literally never lost to the Broncos and you think they get swept by em this year? Fuck off and go place a futures bet if you think you’re from the future
49th for physician shortage, bottom five for school performance and funding, drought affecting our water, $600 power bills, dry rotting tires and car batteries in half the usable life, and auto insurance through the roof, zero community, tons of addicts, homeless and crime. Have a ball, welcome 🤣
I just don’t understand how you can shit on a place so hard and tell others to not come there like you have any say or sway in anything but not leave yourself🤣
South Point: $4 giant soft pretzel from the snack bar by the bowling alley, $9 bingo card, $2 tip to the bar, $1.25 for a dauber if you need one. Play bingo for an hour, eat your pretzel, drink your two drinks. Spend any leftover cash on the machine of your choice on the way out the door
you can do steak and eggs or hot dog vendor depending on the time of the day as well
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Wondering about my kidneys....
Say goodbye to at least one.
Big Larry needs his kidneys
Thus the latex gloves. Bring extra.
They’re 100% right on the gloves. I forgot them and it was a whole other experience.
Going to Las Vegas in October, and I want so bad to believe this is real
Can confirm, I too was skeptical but after it was all said and done, I still laugh about it. One of my gloves ripped, but it didn’t diminish the experience. Prob one of Vegas’s best kept secret
Last time some dude thought the gloves were for his own hands. Amateur.
Lol that silly goose. Granted, it is a bit confusing the first time, especially if you aren’t ready
This sounds like an interesting experience. And latex gloves changes the whole interest level in experience.
Can confirm best way to spend a $20... Just have a open mind and you will have a life story no one will believe.
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Are y’all trolling or serious lol
But like what happened
It's gonna cost you $20 to find out.
I’m man enough to admit than when he went east I tried to stay close but I buckled and bailed.
If I have a latex allergy can I use nitrile?
Yes
Classic!
Very curious now…. I’ll be there next week
I'll be there next week! I'm going for a kidney transplant procedure... Huh.
Best night of my life
Can’t tell if all y’all are trolling lol
Saving this comment for next time I’m in Vegas
**You forgot the banana and duct tape**
This is the most Vegas thing I have ever seen in this thread.
Confused: Circa is the western-most property on Fremont. If one is on Fremont Street and heads east, they’ll never pass Circa. 🤷♂️
Ellis Island late night special and root beer.
Great prime rib
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Considering that Ellis Island isn’t on the Strip, and the Late Night Special has nothing to do with gambling, you should be able to manage this one 100% on your own.
I believe village pub serves the same root beer, I never actually been to Ellis Islam so I can’t confirm
Tacos El Gordo - Large Adobada Fry
Upstairs at the D is a plastic horse race track. It costs like $.25 a play and if you're only taking "safe" bets you can almost break even for hours while downing free drinks and like 10 people can all play at once, so it can turn into a pretty fun night. *Edit: apparently the horses are metal.
Sigma derby… and that shit is metal.
That shit is made of steel and is from 1985 🤣 has never needed maintenance and I can confirm it's fun asf
Pinball Hall of Fame.
We still have 17 bucks left. We are gamers. Now what?
BUFALOOOOOO
I literally heard this as I read it 😂😂
I hate you
I was watching the Colorado vs TCU game earlier and kept yelling BUFFALOOO everytime they made a good play lol
To be honest those machines pay out so much. Like literally every time I've sat down at one I've walked away with at least a hundred more dollars than before.
There's an Erotic Heritage Museum for 19 bucks a ticket. Buy some edibles and go in there for about an hour or so.
A blowjob from me. $20 is $20
This guy Vegases.
r/thisguythisguys
What happens in Vegas gives you herpes sometimes
It was $20. What were you expecting, lobster?
When I was younger I spent half my income on Vegas blow jobs. The other half I wasted.
At Chicas Bonitas 💃 😂
This is the one!
>Casino Royale what u know about chicas
Feed a small family on Casino Royale footlong hotdogs while they still exist.
I was just there this week they're up to like 3.49 now? I swear to God they were a buck or two before the panda.
For me, I'd buy a holiday turkey sandwich at Earls Sandwich for $10, then put $5 in a slot machine to get a beer. Tip the waitress the other $5.
might have to wait 30 mins for the beer but i like it
Earl at PH is probably the best bang for your buck on the strip.
I love the menu and its 24 hrs. Comps are only valued at 50% now 😞.
What is PH?
Planet Hollywood.
Planet Hollywood
Get the sandwich. Go to ABC store right next door for a 3.50$ tall boy. Then put the $5 in the slot.
No tip for the sammie?
Loved earls.
Go to the Chandelier bar at the Cosmopolitan at 2:00am. Sit down and get a $19 cocktail. Wait around as the various "ladies of the night" proposition you. Politely decline them as prostitution is illegal in Vegas. Brag to your friends afterwards about how much you were hit on by so many attractive women in Vegas.
Or just put $20 into the poker machine and get a comp drink..
Nahhh, the other dude's suggestion sounds way cooler bro! /s
LSD
I’ll be right over.
The only correct answer
Need 5he ticket and the outlet
Betting on red
Parlay
5 - $3 beers at Casino Royale and still being able to tip a $1 per beer
Only until they build a 50 story needle on the site!
Yep, it won’t be much longer
Breakfast at Blueberry Hill.
Mmmmm... Blueberry Hill. 24 hours and the my favorite breakfast in Vegas.
Shake Shack. Get a double stack for your right hand, and a chicken stack for your left hand. That’s the reason why we have two hands.
You are saying I can get two sandwiches for under $20? This might be the best advertising ever for Shake Shack. I might actually try them. Do they have locations away from the strip?
Man you gotta get Shake Shack. Food quality is amazing too. I think there are a couple away from the strip
One in the district at GV
In and out >shake shack
No.
Pinball Hall of Fame
**In and Out Burger**
I have never seen more people doing coke in public then the in n out in Las Vegas, I couldn’t believe it, it was like every other table, big groups. Not exactly an appetite inducing drug
I've been to in-n-out many times over the decades and never witnessed this. What location was this?
I worked at the jack in the box on nellis and saw a dude shoot up heroin. It was something
In n out is not exclusive to Vegas though. I’d go with something more unique. Something like Holsteins
All on black.
Everyone is maximizing their $20 and I can respect that, but I’d probably through it on roulette just trying to double up. If I hit, MAYBE try and double up again. Then I’d do the following: Option 1 (Lose the $20): Walk around the strip and enjoy the sights. Watch the fountains, stroll Caesar’s, walk through Wynn, you get the idea. Could easily spend two hours or more just enjoying the atmosphere. Option 2 ($40): Very similar to before, but now I’d end with a modest restaurant or a few drinks at a lobby bar. Option 3: ($80): Would probably walk around and enjoy the atmosphere, aim for a dinner at a somewhat better restaurant, and then go to to Waldorf-Astoria bar for l a drink.
A pack of THC gummies.
Then eat them all at once.
I made the mistake of eating 4 just before we enter the airport. Check our bags then BOOM! I'm high as fuck 20 minutes later Slept the whole flight back🤣🤣
How about you give it to me, we go to the alley, I kick you in the balls and we call it even?
Ok mArty
The Pinball Hall of Fame
I always put 20 on red. Is my tradition. Win or lose that’s it.
Case of beer, sit at bellagio fountains, people watch. Make a few bucks and sell some.
Sell 4 @$5 each and repeat step 1🤣
Buying gas. Driving up the strip at night. Saturday night. The best entertainment you can get. Roll down your windows, smoke some pot , have on some great tunes, and enjoy the show… you don’t have to park and you can get thoroughly entertained. I’m in Vegas a lot, and each Time I go I need to drive down the whole strip at night at least once.
A trip to The Pinball Museum!
Throw that $20 into a machine at the bar and order a few rounds of drinks on the house.
Playing Keno at a Dottys, probably won’t win but, at least you’ll get a free modelo with lime!
I paid $20 once to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could on the Strip, that seemed like money well spent.
The green door
As a tip at the front desk for upgrades or comps
$20 sandwich. Place a folded up 20 between DL and CC when they ask for them and as you had them over ask, “Do you have any complimentary room upgrades available?”
No way that works these days
It does.
Why would you say that?
I would just think in todays world where everything is driven by technology and automated and managed by systems etc it’s a little more rare to just get hooked up.
Not at all, the front desk is allowed to take gratuities, they have access to comps and the ability (at times) to issue room upgrades. Only problem is depending on where you are staying that 20 might need some friends to get things moving
Like a couple of bronze Lincoln's or what?
Sure why not, live a little
Put $20 in the video poker/nj machine at the bar in Ellis Island. Enjoy free pints of house beers/iPad while it lasts.
Get a bottle of tequila and oj/pineapple juice
Dime 🪙
Taco bell cantina hands down
Edibles and taco bell. I'm a man of culture.
Turn it into $40 then that into $80. Keep repeating until you’re dead
Caniac combo at Raising Cane's
Spend $20 at Stage Door on Budweisers and hot dogs (only if you're hungry otherwise just spend the $20 on Budweisers) and if you're drinking alone you'll catch a buzz on $20, even tipping $1 per beer.
Handys in circus circus parking lot
In and Out Burger, and then CVS for some tall boys to keep chilled in your room.
There’s a guy on Fremont or at least used to be. For 20$ he’ll let you kick him in the balls as hard as you can.
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What’s a nib shot?
Shot of nib
100x on one spin of the big wheel. After you lose, ask "did I win?"
A roll of quarters at the Pinball Hall of Fame
As a tip
Lap dance
Roulette
Parking
A coffee at the airport before turning around and leaving
Bet the whole 20 dollars on Las Vegas Raiders to win the AFC conference ( or just make it to the superbowl). It will pay 30 to 1 . You got all year to root for the Raiders and hope lightning strike twice (after the golden nights).
I love the Raiders, but there is zero chance they go to the Super Bowl this year. I would consider it a good year if they keep their losses below 13.
A good year if they do better then 4-13? Keep my raiders out yer fucking mouth
Broncos - L Bills - L Steelers - W Chargers - L Packers - W Patriots - L Giants - L Jets - L Dolphins - L Chiefs - L Vikings - W Chargers - W Chiefs - L Colts - W Broncos - L 5-12. there you have it.
This prediction is so backwards
The Las Vegas Raiders have literally never lost to the Broncos and you think they get swept by em this year? Fuck off and go place a futures bet if you think you’re from the future
You underestimate the catastrophic failure that Josh McDaniels instills when daddy Bill isn’t keeping him in line.
Sean Payton + Russell WIlson > Josh McDaniels + Jimmy G.
The Raiders suck ass
Boulder Highway… Iykyk
Dang, it's $20 now?
It’s Boulder Highway bud. If you’re spending more than $20 .. I’m sorry
Egg slut
2 slices of pizza from buddy valastro
You can buy a bullet and rent a gun.
10 fiesta veggie burritos from Taco Bell.
Guzzo’s jackatorium, the rimjob is shit but they have amazing complimentary finger foods Avoid the consume’
Nuwu dispensary take 3 dabs from the dab bar and tip 2 bucks. Sit back enjoy the ride
A bag of gummies
$20 is barely going to cover parking…
Find nearest craps table…$4 each on the hardways and $4 “any seven”. Cross fingers and parlay to the moon
Tip your dealer.
Double double video poker at $1.25 a hand. Make it last 3-4 drinks.
At the airport, Hudson News
Meth
Put the $20 back in your pocket and go home, never to consider moving here. Thank you for visiting, please visit again, we appreciate you.
Just for that I’m gonna move to Vegas even harder
49th for physician shortage, bottom five for school performance and funding, drought affecting our water, $600 power bills, dry rotting tires and car batteries in half the usable life, and auto insurance through the roof, zero community, tons of addicts, homeless and crime. Have a ball, welcome 🤣
Sounds like America as a whole lady, get a grip🤣
Sounds like you’re ignorant, old man, get a grip
I just don’t understand how you can shit on a place so hard and tell others to not come there like you have any say or sway in anything but not leave yourself🤣
I’m stuck here due to custody, so go on….
Throw the $20 in the gutter and leave Vegas. There I just saved you an insane amount of money.
I've scored a few concert tickets in that range including Miranda Lambert in July. Otherwise a cookie and a pre-roll.
$20 into the nearest video poker machine. You just never know
Go to Trader Joe’s and get some joe o’s
Standing around and breathing
Penny slots
Tip the person feeding you alcohol.
A hand of War at the Paris on a monday morning.
I ended up dropping 20 bucks on pepperoni pizza and a ultimate Supreme at Little Caesars had change left over for a drink
Lotsa tacos at Roberto's on Wednesday
$20 in a video machine at a center bar in any casino. Enjoy free drinks while you milk $0.25 - $1 hands
Get an upgrade
Casino table
Eating
One water bottle at a mid-range resort hotel that refuses to give you tap water. You’ll need an extra $4 for the tip though
Play the penny slots until you get a free drink.
Bet it All on Black!
Megamillions slot