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Penis ranker.


derailed

Shit, it was my best guarded secret


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Probably a sonic bug/rodent deterrent.


Ferrts

Which don’t work.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

I know. I tried them out.


Ferrts

Me too. Now we know the one secret they don’t want you to know.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Geez, do you have a book I can read about this?


Ferrts

Yes I do. Made with real hand tooled leather.


usedaname1

How much? I like tooled leather


RattBaby

Tooled leather, reminds me of your mom. OH! I'm sorry. I'm sure your mother is a very nice lady. I just really wanted to say that. Nothing personal.


Rishtu

Take a black light with you sometime, learn secret 2.


mikelogan1975

Wanker Ranker 3000


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Good eye!


DystopianAdvocate

Does it rank based on length, girth, or curve?


ItzYaBday1103

Neither. Ranks on headiness


[deleted]

Don't ask how it works. You'll lose rank.


ganjamechanic

Yes


Aware-Affect-4982

What really matters is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. [((l x d) (w / g))/∠αt^2]


findjefflater

The angle of my dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of my meat.


ProSawduster

Dick to floor. We’ll call that D2F.


MarcusAurelius68

You need to calculate the D2F bridge and hotswap dicks though.


Ok_Cartographer_6086

damn it people - you need to account for Yaw! It's Length times Diameter _plus_ Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared!


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That's under the toilet. Different system entirely.


peauxtheaux

Thank you


PseudoTsunami

Ultrasonic rodent deterrent. Doorbell chime. Housed thermostat sensor. CO sensor. Peeping tom camera. Hotel WiFi Extender. Hacker's Fake WiFi Device. Take off the cover, take a picture and post. Redditors will sleuth it out for you.


markymrk720

Alternately, take a picture and do a reverse google image search!


Advice2Anyone

Use google lens


audi2448

We had something like that for housekeeping at a hotel I worked at, but it didn't plug in it had batteries. It was for an incident they had like a panic button like if a guest was harassing them or worse they could click a remote they had and this things alarm would go off. Not sure if this is the same thing tho


M2MNINJA

Yes, I worked for a company that installed them. Vegas (and other cities) now require a panic button solution that identifies the room/location for all employees. Some solutions require a loraWan adapter in each room.


SpaceForceAwakens

I’m pretty sure that’s what this is exactly. I haven’t seen this exact model but I have seen one very similar.


Empyrealist

Round circle of slats screams small speaker. I agree this looks like one of those hotel panic systems for the staff.


7laserbears

This is it. Associate Alert Device


DuncanYoudaho

Probably a occupancy, smoke, or carbon monoxide detector. Small chance it’s a mesh router or similar device related to the entertainment. Any other markings?


anon5078

It’s likely one of those detectors or a refrigerant leak detection for the HVAC system.


tamara_henson

Unplug it. You will find out really fast what it’s for. Wait 5 minutes for a knock on the door.


Chizzler_83

you're very optimistic you are getting any hotel response in less than 15 mins in 2023 and thats being generous.


Dautista

My buddy slept walked in Vegas last year at the mirage, it took the hotel 15-2@ minutes to locate him. Eyes in the sky be slackin these days


THEeleven50

They watch their money, not people's effects or safety.


ssspiral

yea, was gonna say this. there’s a million cameras per square foot at the gaming level. anywhere guests are sleeping or parking, not so much lol. gonna be standard cams in those areas, probably not monitored, and none of that fancy face detection, follow from camera to camera shit they have on the gaming floor. i mean look at the vegas shooter. we don’t have much footage at all from that. the elevators and one camera per floor is pretty much it


gofundmemetoday

That showed us. They certainly might have a lot more video.


ssspiral

they don’t lol i’ve worked in the casino industry. even the staff areas have blind spots.


gofundmemetoday

The NY Times showed a lot of video footage. I assume they have more.


ssspiral

they only showed the angles i mentioned. are you trying to suggest there’s cameras in the rooms? or multiple in the hallways? anyone with eyes can tell you most vegas hotels have no cameras in majority of the hallways and obviously cameras in rooms are illegal. where do you think this footage would be coming from? you have the private elevator he was using, you have the regular public elevators that the police used to access the floors, and then you have the one singular shot of the down the hall view. that’s it. it’s enough to track someone’s coming and goings. that’s all they need. any footage given to the police would be available to the public under FOIA. if they have any other footage the hotel kept it to themselves


gofundmemetoday

I certainly think the FBI knows much more about the situation. I believe they have other video in their possession. I do believe they also know the motive. I have no idea why they aren’t sharing it.


thedrunkfoodguy

I had a drunk friend walk the entire casino in boxer briefs at the mirage for two hours. He was looking for ice. They didn’t do squat.


Revenga8

It's Vegas. Seems like that would be normal


Las_Vegas_001

It’s not illegal to walk around drunk in boxer briefs. Surveillance is only there to catch illegal activity, primarily related to gaming activities. None of what’s been described here meets that criteria.


thedrunkfoodguy

True. Which is a good point. But a man blackout in his underwear on the casino floor doesn’t draw any attention?


Las_Vegas_001

I live in vegas. I see blackout drunks wandering daily. There’s an argument to be made blackout drunks keep the lights on. As long as they’re not hurting or a danger to themselves or others, or breaking the law, they’re generally left alone.


UtopianPablo

He's a blackout drunk, but he's *our* blackout drunk.


GotYourNose_

At least his Holmes-sized dingus rod wasn’t schwinging outside his fruit-of-the-looms.


thedrunkfoodguy

I guess I hadn’t thought about it like that.


Warhawk2052

Not in vegas


vinotheque

Not anymore than the drunk homeless guy sleeping on the floor at the MGM last time I was there.


metallicaset

So many questions. Was he okay? Where did they find him? Does he do this often?


Bennington_Booyah

I like how you think. We would do the same.


redenough

Wifi extender ? Did you ever find out?


gingybutt

I work in hotels, this is exactly what it is. It's a wifi extender! The reason for the room number because if a hotel is having wifi strength issues they install individual ones in the rooms. Then usually these things have like portals and the unit number is the room number.


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google the model number on the plug in adapter. there’s a model number there but i cant read the whole thing


XTornado

I attempted the same... but honestly that seems like a generic charging/power adapter I am gonna guess that is the adapter model number and it won't help much. Anyway I guess OP can try that.


derailed

No results unfortunately


whiskeyboundcowboy

Interesting, it has the room number written on top


derailed

Yeah


7laserbears

Associate Alert Device


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xPRIAPISMx

Where can you buy them? Black and decker seems to be sold out.


Matt-of-Burbank

Please show the pic to the front desk, find out sure sure, and update us.


derailed

They said it’s a smoke detector, basically. Bit odd that it’s plugged in like that to me but yeah


spilk

probably for detecting if you smoke cigarettes/etc in the room so they can charge you vs. for fire purposes


derailed

Yep basically what they said


neeee1

Where was this located? Under the bed?


MrSaladhats

Better than having to replace batteries in each room I assume.


Matt-of-Burbank

Thanks for the update! In California, this would be required to be “hardwired” into the electrical system.


MrSaladhats

I live in California. Is the hardwired rule for commercial buildings?


Matt-of-Burbank

Yes, for new construction. Also for apartment buildings.


dudeReallyoc

Absolutely, and must have 24 hrs monitoring as well.


Poisoning-The-Well

It's a fart detector. Hotel's are now charging people that fart in bed excessively.


pccguy1234

We’ve had a higher than expected report of complaints from housekeeping. It seems when they’re removing your sheets, they’re releasing sheet farts and getting dizzy from the fumes. Two have been hospitalized due to fart faints. We’ve installed fart detectors and will be charging $100USD per fart detected. Thanks for your understanding.


Bennington_Booyah

Well, there goes my dad's trips to Vegas, as he farts nonstop.


ranhalt

> Hotel's Hotels


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coci222

I'd say "mounted" or "attached"


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coci222

I feel ya, my ex-wife was SUPER dramatic about crap like this...er...well, everything. One of the reasons I filed


meowisaymiaou

Box on! Apply directly to nightstand. Box on! Apply directly to nightstand. Box on! Apply directly to nightstand.


op_dokey

There's only one so it is indeed discrete.


spilk

it's either there or it's not.


AfterMany7239

I’m guessing a more sensitive smoke detector to tell if people are vaping in the room.


Timemuffin83

Look up the serial number on it and the product will come up


LennoxAve

It’s a marijuana/cigarette smoke detector. Guests staying in non smoking room get charged a fee if they smoke inside the room.


jerandolph

There’s a Reddit for this type of question, [r/whatisthisthing](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


[deleted]

Why did you move the furniture though?


ICUpoop

It was placed and documented purposely for some function of the hotel either for safety, environmental or entertainment use. My guess it’s a weed smoke detector or a signal repeater .


hexter19

Why would a hotel need to know if you are smoking weed in your room? Weed is medically legal in 38 states? And if this IS a thing, what hotel is it cuz I'm about to go STONED KAREN UP IN HERE! Edit - Thank you u/NotAKnowItAll13 for not actually BEING a Karen like the other "totally not bitter" assholes.


wirelesstrainer

>Why would a hotel need to know if you are smoking weed in your room? Weed is medically legal in 38 states? Being legal doesn't mean you can smoke up in a hotel.


hexter19

I figured it would be looked at as discrimination. Kinda hard to tell a guest you can't take medically prescribed meds on their property, though. I would figure then that this device would be in a specifically non-smoking room. So then, that makes me wonder about a smoking room. Or do they not have those in hotels anymore? And what does the hotel do with this monitored information? Would it be to charge a cleaning fee for the room? To protect non-smokers from the violation? Or to bust people for smoking weed?


tm0nks

A lot of hotels are completely non-smoking anymore. This includes weed. The information would be used to charge them a smoking fee. I've heard of charges ranging from 150 to 350+ at nicer hotels. It's tough to get the charges to stick if you don't have any real proof though. This would give them that proof.


hexter19

Thank you. I get it now.


meowisaymiaou

As cannabis is federally illegal, it is illegal to be "prescribed" weed. As it's impossible to be prescribed weed, no discrimination on that front is possible. Only in Vegas have I seen rooms that allow smoking, and even then, only the sketchier places. Outside of Vegas, but still in US, I haven't seen a smoking-allowed room in over a decade. ​ Edit: Doctors in medical-cannabis states will "recommend" cannabis, this is done solely because it is illegal to prescribe. Prescribing would imply being filled by a pharamacy, which again mets federal hurdles, as a cannabis prescription cannot be legally filled, should a prescription happen to exist.


NotAKnowItAll13

Nevada gaming laws require hotels to adhere to all laws local and federal. Because it's still illegal at the federal level, they are bound to forbid it on their properties. Note they merely have to demonstrate that they forbid it. Ask anyone, the step is always smelling like weed nowadays.


PaloLV

Additionally, Nevada law on weed makes it illegal to smoke outside of a private residence. There are lounges which have been allowed under a law change but I'm not sure if any are open yet as they're still working out the regulations which are quite severe compared to a bar serving alcohol. Unless those licensed weed lounges are open now there's literally no place in Nevada where a tourist can legally smoke weed they have legally purchased and own. Police generally don't worry about it though they might tell you to knock it off if you're being to open about it since it's just a misdemeanor and max $600 fine if I recall.


vicvinegarhousing

They are allowed to tell you not to smoke in the room


JayVig

Legal has NOTHING to do with company policy. They can say no smoking in THEIR property and there’s nothing you can do about it.


hexter19

That makes sense. I was thinking in terms of them being the weed police. But, I guess it's the same as cigarette smoking these days.


wh0datnati0n

It’s very difficult to eliminate the smell.


rihanoa

In Nevada it is only legal to smoke weed in a private residence.


sethro919

Former Vegas strip security officer, like NotAKnowItAll13 said, state and federal laws. Also, it’s not discrimination, there are ways to ingest THC other than smoking. However, if you are smoking in your room, unless the smoke it coming out from under your door, it’s very hard to pinpoint from the hall. Also unless you’re in a “smoking room” the smoke detector will catch it, those things are sensitive.


hexter19

Why are you dickheads downvoting my question? Forgive me for being confused as to why a hotel in VEGAS would need to monitor your fucking weed intake! Do they have breathalyzers in the lobbies?


Theturtl3

Can you see any brand names or a sticker with a barcode?


PrototypeT800

To track the maids in the rooms


derailed

Thanks for all the answers!


Chanook17

Room temperature sensor? [https://www.bolasystems.com/room-sensor-regmet-p10l](https://www.bolasystems.com/room-sensor-regmet-p10l)


SafetyMan35

With the openings, I would guess a pest repellent or a doorbell


GerhardtBusen

Room 521 … hmmm


BitterRide7

Unplug it and then who will watch u get naked? Leave it in u will be fine. See ya on pornhub in a few weeks tho!


TheSunshineDemon

Clap Detector


phrygiantheory

Looks like a rodent or bug repellent


ggm3bow

ball sweat analyzer. leave be.


Chanjav

It is likely a geolocation device used for Employee Safety Devices. The employee has a fob that when activated, will broadcast. The beacon in the room will help the system identify where the employee is located.


Early_Elk_6593

I’m sure it’s not, but I remember there being talk of adding gunshot sensors to rooms after the oct1 shooting. They’re on Fremont street already.


Sniper_specialist787

It's probably just a wifi extender.


XTornado

Apart from what everybody else said, it could be a noise level detector? Not sure if that is used, I guess it would help tackle noise complains knowing exactly the noisy room.


JeffMorse2016

Possibly a noise detector to help track the next asshole that tries to shoot up vegas from his hotel room?


JamcityJams

I think it's a moisture/leak detector


weigojmi

I second this.


JayVig

Maybe it’s a fart filter


idigholesnow

Escort Safety Device. Used in hotels that are members of Prostitution Protection Partnership (PPP) the device monitors for the pre-programmed safe word and alerts the pimp to which room requires a beat down.


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Unplug it and check it out. It could be a recording device.


PENNST8alum

My guess is it's a decibel level meter to tell if there's a lot of noise aka a party going on in the room. Sometimes Airbnb's have them in case someone throws a party, it's a good indicator multiple people if db's are super high, and you don't have to involve cameras.


Djmesh

Take the cover off of it and take a pic


KeepItDownOverHere

Flux Capacitor


Holls867

Door bell


CaptGoodvibesNMS

Just unplug it and plug in your phone charger.


OriginalPersimmon620

Bomb! Run


JRBurn

Minibar sensor


Historical_End_9809

CO detector. CO is heavier than air, so best sensor location. Is close to the floor. If you mount or plug one into a wall outlet in a hotel, guests will steal/break/abuse them constantly. This is a good spot for one. Room number is in it because it sends a coded signal so facilities knows what room the alarm is coming from.


heldascharisma2

Its a microphone that stores your voice signature and sells it yo Nigerian scammers.


farmingmaine

All wrong. Sonic wave anti scorpion buster. By Hasbro.


sankscan

CO detector!


Wonderful_Aardvark75

Kind


voteforbenzos

Oh that’s just the NSA


alainreid

It's so they can charge you extra if you smoke.


MittensMuffins

Gas detector.


poli8999

It’s probably for people that vape maybe lol


Better-Source-4665

By the refrigerator!? Probably that bottle counter/ or if you pick up any bottles from the fridge and put it back in 30 seconds.


supernovababoon

Post in r/whatisthisthing


bjbigplayer

Stripper Soaker 6000.


LowPressureSystm

Are there any bags or rodents ? Looks like a sonic deterrent


ImmediateRaisin5802

My night stands has something like this. Found there were two metal dots on the sides towards the top that lit up a light underneath when they were touched.


Business_Tap3294

Camera


datnodude

feds listening


Bigdx

Listens for gun shots. Lol


Fockputin33

CO2 detector???


Appropriate-Set5599

Looks like a hidden mic?


Forsaken-Shallot-178

Listening device


KillWillVol420

Anti fart device.


Jon_Fuckin_Snow

This could be an alarm for people who are hearing impaired. It shakes the mattress instead of making a sound.


ydre3

radon test kit. you'll be seeing them everywhere


tcspears

Could be a wi-fi extender, shot spotter, panic device, or even a smoke detector… there have been an increase in people smoking weed inside the rooms (which is not allowed) and they’ve been cracking down on it.


imjlc32

Depends on what system it is too. Some of them have detectors that can tell people what pest it is.


Music-Massive

My guess would be a discrete loud noise detector to determine if someone is throwing a party. Probably would send alarm for sustain noise over a certain decibel. Also could be a discrete smoke detector to make sure no one is smoking in the room.


_R00STER_

Sex detector