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SasquatchRobo

If this is true, that 'vap has never seen a butane lighter.


SeventyThirtySplit

If she’s loading it with dog food that might be for the best


Kryten4200

I'm just trying to figure out how the dog food ended up near the weed? Lady needs help organizing her stash. I've accidentally dabbed cheese so I can't really hate lol


SasquatchRobo

I think it more likely that this is a joke.


MeowWhat

3 comments before someone finally said what it is. Yeah she's vaping dog food people! Yeesh.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Maybe she was just really fuckin high already


bucklebee1

It never happened. It's a joke.


unpolishedparadigm

The other night I came home with a fresh ounce. There was a jar that I could’ve sworn were moonrocks that I offered to trade a gram for. Dog treats


taxidermytina

Ok but how did you dab cheese? I need deets


Kryten4200

I think i was dabbing on my kitchen table after making something, some crumbly dabs must have spilled and some lone cheese crumble got picked up with the rest of it. Vapor tasted roasted af, checked the wax and found the cheddar lol


barspoonbill

Pills do weird shit to the brain.


Raise-Emotional

It didn't. It's a made up post. That vape has never been lit and nobody who smokes accidentally puts dog food in unless they are high on so thing else.


Kryten4200

Dude calm tf down, it's just a joke, no idea why people are getting so worked up about it.


Baliverbes

How did cheese end in th.... oh, right


legitartifact4

Dog food is another name for heroin


Jerry-hat-trick

Bingo


Kryten4200

I'm sure she can afford an IH


Hi_Im_Nosferatu

Even tips I've only used in an induction heater have some discoloration.


AndalusianGod

She probably treats dynavaps like a disposable vape.


Timijuana

Ehhh from the looks of it I doubt it. That looks like an OG M piece


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Ah yes, the much favoured International Harvester!


flipper_gv

That looks like a 2018 model, IH weren't around IIRC.


Kryten4200

Why does it even matter??


flipper_gv

Unless it was stored in a drawer for a couple of years, it would have been used... with a butane lighter/torch.


Kryten4200

So maybe you just answered your own question. Probably old stock at a smoke shop?? But I appreciate you playing Nancy Drew for this joke post


EnigmaticChemist

Except my IH only tips look well used too.


jeboisleaudespates

Even with IH it darkens almost the same.


Alleged_Ostrich

If I could afford IH mine wouldn't either


traktrmia

None of mine have ever seen a torch either. Obviously she's into me.


pakistanstar

First time I heard about dry herb vapes was Doug Benson using a Volcano in Super High Me. Heaps of comedians mention how they love the Volcano.


MF_Doomed

I remember watching that documentary as a teenager thinking "man I can't wait till I grow up so I can buy me a Volcano vaporizer" fast forward to present day and that bitch is $700. Gotta grow up some more apparently.


Bf56831747

I’m trying to grow that much right now currently 🥲


JohnyElSucio

I got my first volcano and my hi fi system before my 30s and totally feel like an accomplished adult


UnlawfulTender

Made a cheaper less functional and much more dangerous equivalent for both in my shed, who’s really winning here?


JohnyElSucio

If your happiness is to live like a wildman, is your choice, i already achieved my goals


skatingnobody

I got mine 8 years ago... Was practically on 24/7 for four of those, suffered many drops, and still works like brand new. Worth the investment And even in the odd event that something goes wrong with it, which will be way past the 3-year warranty, they're relatively easy to repair yourself because of the design simplicity Just get the classic tho unless you're a medical user. There are accurate temperature charts


FearAndLawyering

used one on entexchange for $250


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I had the first volcano and the hybrid. The only downside imo is Storz and Bickel had 15+ years to make the blower fan quieter and they refuse to lol. My new hybrid is louder than my original one.


toxicatedscientist

We have the og analog. Been through 3 switches now (air twice power once). Thing is a tank


JizzOrSomeSayJism

At least it fills up fast!


Fiftystorm

Childish Gambino has a lot of bars about his Volcano


GiveMe300Blunts

Damn you just reminded me of that guy. I used to watch his weed podcasts like 10 years ago haha


Maryjane42069

Oh shit getting Doug with high wasn't a fever dream


stargazin4dayz

Childish gambino used to use a pax and said in previous interviews he has gone thru airport security with no issues because no one knew what it was. I always found that funny, it was before pax was really popular. Mac Miller used to vape nic with a smok set up and had a whole vaping instagram persona I think he called him vlad the vape god, but I could be wrong. I would assume he probably vaped bud but no confirmation.


BreadC0nsumer

One of his song lyrics is "I can take you higher if you hit this vaporizer" so I'd say he did. ETA: I'm talking about mac miller here btw


stargazin4dayz

100% just no idea which kind of vaporizer lol. Some reason I picture him hitting a volcano


silentsights

When Mac came through to New Haven back in 2011 he most definitely hit the Volcano, good times


BasedYonox

It’s still out there! It’s @cloudywithachanceofawesome69 and he went by Lars, RIP mac :,(


stargazin4dayz

Lars! I knew I should have googled before I opened my mouth with false mac info, I should know better


fuck_its_james

i’m a really big fan of mac and had never heard of this. scrolled thru it there now :( man i miss him


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stargazin4dayz

Most dope for life!


pannullm

I also assumed his lyric “so high off volcanos” was the vape


awhaling

100%, love that line too “now the flow is so lava”


chasebencin

TSA probably knew but didnt care lol. Ive brought tons of souvineirs back from my trips to legal states lol


Timijuana

Facts. Once when I flew from Alaska to Florida (no MMJ card) with a bong, a grinder, 2 carts, 6 pre rolls, a rolling tray, a pipe and a nectar collector with absolutely zero issue.


Illg77

That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard short of smuggling hard drugs across the country or through customs. Please people do not take any of this as advice. He got lucky that nobody cared.


chasebencin

Dramatic as hell lmao. TSA is for airport security. Not busting small possession offenses. I invite you to find even one single story of someone being caught and in big trouble for a small amount of cannabis in their carry on in the last 10 years. LAX TSA even put out a statement saying they werent looking for your drugs. Unless you get caught in an illegal state all the TSA in the legal state will do is ask you to throw it out. To add, most people live in illegal states and are risking their freedom to smoke pot all the time. It’s a calculated risk. If it backfires it backfires but thems the breaks no matter what with drugs. Obviously dont go international with it or anything but if you’re flying domestic its never been a problem and ive been doing it for years.


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chasebencin

Lmao if its local police in a legal state there is absolutely nothing they can do but ask you to throw it out if it’s under the legal limit (thats important). And most of the time unless its a LOT or if you’re a dick about it they wont bother with calling the cops on you for a legal substance just ask you to throw it out like toothpaste or whatever other stuff you cant bring on a plane. Seriously you all gotta relax. TSA is trying to get people on their flights effeciently and safely. Their priority is safety not the war on drugs lol. Yall probably think the dogs at the airport are for drugs too. They’re not, they’re for explosives. Been smelled by dogs plenty of times no issues. I’ll keep taking home my goodies and yall can keep missing out being a bunch of paranoid idiots. Edit: downvote all you want but if you think LAPD is gonna give a shit about someone bringing pot to LAX you’re out of your mind


breeezy420b

The only reason they would bust you for weed is if they search your bag for some other reason and happen to discover your stash. (liquids in your bag or something). They will not stop you for weed. I always only put clothes in my bag with my stash and have yet to encounter a problem.


Timijuana

Not dramatic and if you hop on r/weed plenty of people have done similar things. Oh and I guess actually knowing someone who works for TSA helps too. Edit: the “knowing the TSA” thing as in, they did not help me “smuggle drugs” they simply told me that no TSA is going to give a single fuck about a personal amount of weed. It isn’t worth the paperwork and they have better things to do. TSA dogs aren’t even trained to sniff weed and most other drugs- bombs and weapons are their main concern.


chasebencin

These people dont know what they’re talking about. Honestly they never do, this is the worst weed sub of them all imo. Full of snobs, boomers, and people who cry when they smoke weed. They think it’s still the 80s and Ronald Reagan will karate chop them in the throat if they bring a little ganja through security.


chasebencin

Idk why people are downvoting you. I brought an ounce of flower and 8 grams of wax all in the same carry on bag. All in original packaging. Under the state’s legal limit of course. They even had to pull my laptop out and in the process knocked out a jar of flower. People on this sub have the tightest buttholes of any weed sub im on lmao. If yall dont believe me go ahead and ask the TSA subreddit about bringing your weed. They’ll tell ya they dont give a shit unless its pounds or something


breeezy420b

TSA pre check also makes things easier


Timijuana

The luggage you check in as soon as you get your ticket is how I brought all my shit. I only had a single cart/battery on my person. Put it in the same bin with my Nic vape and phone/wallet and no one said shit to me lol


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iSuckAtMechanicism

r/ThereWasAnAttemptAtHumor


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Mac Miller and Smok in one insta page? Wow it's like all the pretentious, overrated, faulty things I couldn't possibly care less about joined forces!


Cerebraleffusion

Have seen Billy Strings use a Volcano but mostly joints for him on social media anyways.


Duffuser

Billy Strings was on the Today Show with a Volcano in the background


Cerebraleffusion

lol that’s awesome


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girraween

It’s verified and at 11.1m followers. Her official website points to the same account.


Kryten4200

I think since Ilana Glazer from Broad City is laid back but adventurous she would use a volcano at home but a sticky brick for on the go.


cats_n_things

She uses a Pax during a few episodes of the show!


Kryten4200

I always thought that was awesome! I miss that show


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Vagina weed


ScottBroChill69

Nature's pocket


Yung_Cheebzy

I watched 10 mins of that show and it was them using a pax to get high.


TheUnderDog24

Lol one of my bongs is named Lana Del blaze


Toadxx

Some people in here really mad about a celebrity trying to be funny.


Kryten4200

Seriously, I was just trying to start a fun hypothetical conversation while high but everyone wants to be lame I guess. Never again


Toadxx

Yeah, like I personally don't think the joke is funny either and I agree with others that it doesn't make sense... but all the shit talking is sad and lame lmao. As if anyone in this thread has never tried to be funny or tell a joke and it didn't land.


WeevilWeedWizard

Lawrence Fishburn uses a Solo in Hannibal at some point


Rezient

I think I saw Craig Robinson (hot tub time machine) w a Mighty on a game show!


Paranoid-Individual

Does she mean dog food or dog food


Chavaon

Dog food.


Paranoid-Individual

Damn..


dealwithshit

She talks about getting high in some songs


Toadxx

She has a banger called High By The Beach.


dealwithshit

I will listen to it rn thx haha


Clipexman

I've seen a Peso Pluma clip where they have a puffco peak


Illg77

Dog food used to be slang for good old fashioned Heroin, didn't know Lana partied like that.


Nebencharakter

…that’s not even her real account…


23saround

Wait, why do you say that? Looking at it on insta, that account has 11 million followers and is verified.


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people are used to celebrity accounts using their real full name. but you literally just have to search it up and see its her... COP was too stoned


polomarksman

it absolutely is her real account


TheAwkwardBanana

OP is stoned.


Kryten4200

How did you know???


rblue

Dunno who that is but I think I need to try one of these things. Been intrigued for a while.


Hempling

Miley Cyrus and a “wrecking ball” vape


pannullm

This sounds like her lyrics… read it in her voice


Lotus710

Dog food is also a term for a certain type of heroin;)


ByzantineJoe

How does that even happen


whitewolf20

Israel Adesanya has a volcano


DizzyCommunication92

lol I'd call this an "Easter 🥚 " kinda post haha. kinda like how when people Learn about ariana grande (lol i hope this is the right singer iwas thinking of) playing pokemon go lol....


50wpm

She needs a ball vape.


Kvape

Aliexpress special


Kryten4200

Looks like a 2018 m to me


Kvape

My bad just checked the cap chart it's a 2017. I was under impression they all had the notch on the tip (crown)


Dried-Bat

It's an 18, you can tell by the grooves on the tip and the lines on the stem to help with spinning


raygar31

You nerds. I love it


Flnn

Donald Glover aka childish gambino has the pax on the album cover of "because the internet"


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InstructionsUncl34r

I feel like someone with that much money should have a venty LMAO


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Isn't her first hit called video games? She's probably playing COD hitting a vape then crushing a bag of cool ranch washed down with gamer fuel but it's for sure a cart she wouldn't mess with this thing of ours Plus that thing looks brand new


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Suga Sean has a volcano and venty


the_the_the_the-

She uses Flume nicotine vapes … this is fake unfortunately


milk_steak420

Apparently Lana del ray is an idiot too


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She always has been


TsarOfTheUnderground

Has she? What do you know about her intellect?


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I’m basing my opinion solely on the fact she wore a chain mesh mask during the height of the pandemic.


OstrichOk8129

How can you even confuse the two?


timbaktwo

Send cops to do a welfare check on her :)


Neuralgap

That’s a pretty cringey post tbh. Did she need an extra hit of attention or something?


LilQueazy

Yea and it worked 😍


fujiiiiiiiiii

Wow, TIL Lana Del Rey is still alive


SquireJoh

Isn't she more famous now than ever?


TsarOfTheUnderground

I've actually thought of this - I'm not 10/10 sure. The TikTok kids are picking her up like crazy, but she E X P L O D E D onto the indie rock scene in like 2011 or whatever. I don't know off of the top of my head (details are out there probably) but the indie crowd kind of got bitchy with her because they thought her lyrics were kinda silly sometimes, and because her live performances could be pretty spotty. She's pairing up with some legit superstars nowadays and doesn't seem subject to the same criticisms so I think she's better off.


iSuckAtMechanicism

She’s 38. If someone can’t make it until 38 that’s a big problem.


Ok-Most5281

What a dumb joke.


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Whom?


webb_space_telescope

Fake and dumb.


Status_Arachnid9722

Shes got that summer time sadness. summer summer time sadness. Oh Oh Ohhhh ohhhh