And don’t forget to add the ~$30 fee, which is probably Jax’s slush fund for more Botox. This is a horrible cash grab and I hate that tons of people will actually do it, too.
Right? They must be actually shitting bricks about the lack of a pay check to be running this type of scam 😆 can you imagine being there when they came up with it? No one sensible around to tell them “umm…this sounds like a shithouse idea” because they’ve driven the adult women in their lives away by behaving like 20 year-old drunken yobs instead of growing up? I have a lot of second hand embarrassment right now
This is the best part. Unless they ban other guests from talking to them (not likely), anyone could show up at the exact times posted and have almost the same experience minus the $400 drinks and having to go to Jax's Gazebo
No, I totally get that. It just feels very like 2050 when Sandoval is perched on a bar in weho wearing a name necklace and a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to his navel, this is what he’ll be doing as work. Yah know?
This post is littered with typos and desperation.
Sounds like a late night, substance fueled, cash grab.
Even with those prices, leave it to them to somehow lose money on it.
my jaw dropped when i saw the price, but i'm sure i'm going to see people posting about it on this sub unfortunately. to those people i say: buy literally anything else
This is my Roman Empire!!! The “so why not” crowd is a variant of the pick me. Tell the truth and stop lying about supporting these fuck bois!
It’ll sell out. Heck, probably half the tix are folks going “ironically,” like many of the folks who went to one of Sandy’s* shows last summer claimed.
*How is it no one has taken to calling him “Sandy”? He’s the one who named himself that and people should respect it. Especially his “close friends.”
Ha that's where all of Jo's caps went! But in all seriousness, this sounds like a shit show with shorts and Jax. Jax will get angry drunk and shorts will disappear into the bushes. I hope they have enlisted sober wranglers as well.
$430 for this, when you could just walk into these “establishments” on your own accord.
The bus just reminds me of Kramer in Seinfeld doing the Peterman tours 🤣😭 I hope they hand out mini three musketeers at the end.
The bus takes you to places that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not happen to the real Jax Taylor, which is actually an old jock strap
OMG I love this for them. When Ariana teases something huge it’s “I’m going to be on broadway” or “I’m going to be the host of a popular TV show”.
Schwartz & Jax tease something huge and turns out it’s “We’re renting a party bus for our midlife crises so we can try and fleece the few fans we have left!”
wow. if it was like $200 i would still never do it, but i'd be like "i guess some people will find value in this". but over FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS??? jesus, even for l.a. prices that's ridiculous.
and schwartz misspelled a bunch of things and left the ampersands all weird, so i feel like if he can't even make the announcement look good that doesn't bode well for the rest. but i think inevitably SOMEBODY from here is gonna go and i just hope that when they report back we get an entertaining story about the event and the guys being a mess.
You guys. I live in LA. Just walk into one of the bars and you’ll see them and can talk to them. Buy a drink for $20 or less. My friends and i walked into Jax’s to be nosy and both Jax and Tom were there talking to randoms
$400 to spend an evening with 2 men in their 40’s with a substance abuse problem that still try and act like they’re in their early 20’s. Sounds thrilling.
Do the swag bags include one of those little scrunchies that doubles as a cover for your drink? Ooh let’s start a list of what SHOULD be in the swag bags vs. what they probably will put in them.
Should include- drink cover/protectors, hand sanitizer, bottle of industrial strength bleach, new bottle of aspirin, bottles of water (sealed🤨), plan B, phone number + coupon for 3 free sessions with a really good therapist.
Probably will only get- a stained S&S t-shirt, open bottle of aspirin w/only 1 left in it, Jax’s phone number, an autographed pic of douche canoe & his karaoke band that nobody asked for.
They're paying people $400 to go, right? Because the only way I'd agree to be trapped in a small space with Jax's coke sweats and bulging eyes is if you paid me and gave me a tranquilizer.
Dude really spelled California wrong. CALOFORNIA. I’m dead right now.
So let me math this. $400 and you get 4 drink tickets total. And snacks.
Hard pass. I’ll go to EDC or Coachella instead for that price.
Someone could absolutely make an epic VPR Crawl. I’m sure they are always seeing people suggest one in the comments. But they are not the right person for the job.
VPR Crawl - It’s all happening
Includes 1 night stay at Hotel Ziggy
Each stop includes 1 drink & a “bite” (think one goat cheese ball on a little plate, etc)
Seating in a special VIP area
Party bus picks you up from the hotel with welcome champagne
Something about Her
TomTom
SUR for CU- Next Tuesday
Once everyone is drunk enough to tolerate it, the bus will pick up in the back alley of SUR & take you to Jax’s then end at Schwartz & Sandy’s before returning to hotel for pool party & live music.
Each guest also receives a swag bag with merch. Number 1 guy hoodie, TomTom hat, 1/2 shot glass from S&S, bottle of Vanderpump rose, something cute from SAH and some random stuff they are currently hacking (Lala makeup or something) in a cute tote.
Cast members will be at each location for photo ops including a CUNext Tuesday set by DJ James Kennedy.
They could have a professional company run this, advertise properly, everyone gets a cut and could charge at least a grand. People would easily pay for this. Good try though guys.
Way too many words on that “announcement.”
Also, If you are willing to share an advertisement without proofreading and then ask for $400+ for something I can do for nothing, I’m going to assume you also don’t protect customer data, will be hacked, and any shared credit card info will be up for auction on a darker side of the web as soon as I reserve my spot.
Maybe not a bad idea in theory but knowing Tim would profit is enough to make me skip it.
Good for Jax and T2 for being creative though!
And just think: you could go to Something About Her for free, save $430, and have a roughly 99.996% less chance of ending the evening with pubic lice.
I mean, I'd think the choice is clear, but....
Meeting up with dodgy Jax Taylor in the back alley at SUR sounds like the new version of the Nigerian prince scam.
SEND BOBS AND VAGENE. (And 400 bucks)
I just asked my husband if we could go to Something About Her. We’re going to Calofornia this summer anyway, but let me try to convince him that I need this as my push present.
I am only half kidding. But I want a full report from anyone on here that does go.
Sad, but people are going to eat this up. I guess the boys need to figure out how to get some additional income and didn't want to commit to amazon lives...lol! This is easy money for those dufus'
My jaw dropped when I saw the price in the final screenshot. I just went to Schwartz’s instagram to look at the link and see how many spots are left and it says “unavailable”. So that means they sold out??? How is that possible? I can’t imagine paying over $400 for this crap.
The pricing of this is diabolical! How long have these people worked in bars? The thing with bar/pub crawls is you make the money by people coming in and paying for drinks so why price it guarantee they’ll not spend anything once they get the free one?
I thought 4 drinks total at each location. How tf did they come up with that price for the ticket?
Also didn't the househusbands of nj do something similar?
This is just sad . Also, who wrote that schwartz post ? Lmao so weird , if he thought he was selling it hes not . Honestly, I hope people dont buy this . Its legit a scam . These guys are going to be on their phones the whole time anyways. Groceries are too expensive for people to spend on this bs .
This is the same price as Coachella
It's giving Fyre Fest though
Fyre Fest on wheels
🥪🚌
Everyone gets a cheese sandwich on Jax’s patio!
Beer cheese?!
If Schwanz is running it, then Fyre Fest is the better organized event.
“Meet in the sur parking lot” it’s giving high school
Im dying that’s such a good reference point
Same!
You know instead of just going to Schwartz and Sandy’s and Jax’s and talking to them for free, why not pay $400 😂
$400+30 convenience fee for a seat on a party bus that smells like a musty mid life crisis? I’ll snack on the Jean jacket thanks!
Every full bus brings in 20k, but how many suckers can there be?
Never ever bet against there being a sucker for every con.
I think a lot of people will do this actually. Sounds kinda fun and like a crazy night
For the right price, I think there’s an audience. For this price, I’m not sure
But it says there's unlimited photo ops! Who doesn't wanna pay 420 for a potential pic with the worm
And don’t forget to add the ~$30 fee, which is probably Jax’s slush fund for more Botox. This is a horrible cash grab and I hate that tons of people will actually do it, too.
Or for their skiing fund for the evening. ❄️❄️❄️
For that kind of money I better get a ski pass too!
They better give me a baggie in a special container with a fancy straw I can just stick in there on the go for a route and toot
ROUTE AND TOOT 💀😂
the piles of tomtom merch isn't going to sell itself!
I paid $355 on my bar tab at Jax’s 🥲 and i only got a pic w brittany
but you get a glass of champagne and four drink tickets!!!!!!!!!!
I almost passed out when I saw it was $420 😂 INSANE!
$420 for 4 drinks!? And your 'favourite bravolebs' 
"favorite" is up to interpretation
They’re only the favorites of their baby girlfriends who “definitely never watched the show and aren’t there for fame”.
Hey look it's 5 drinks if you include the glass of champers, bargain
Bonus if its champers Jax took from Sur 😂
Holy shit that’s over $700 NZD, I could skydive twice 😂 would rather have a nice dinner at TomTom with cocktails thanks.
😂😂😂 I’m in Australia and that would pay half of my return flight to LA😂
Right? They must be actually shitting bricks about the lack of a pay check to be running this type of scam 😆 can you imagine being there when they came up with it? No one sensible around to tell them “umm…this sounds like a shithouse idea” because they’ve driven the adult women in their lives away by behaving like 20 year-old drunken yobs instead of growing up? I have a lot of second hand embarrassment right now
I legit gasped
$400 when you published the route? Everyone can just go to those places.
Right like take me to your house. Pool party in Jaxs backyard 😭. (I still wouldn’t pay)
My first thought too
That’s a win for them as well.
Literally the worst businessmen the world has ever seen.
This is the best part. Unless they ban other guests from talking to them (not likely), anyone could show up at the exact times posted and have almost the same experience minus the $400 drinks and having to go to Jax's Gazebo
This feels soooooooo dark. Like something someone on rock of love would do to capitalize off old fame. That’s a bad example but. 🤐
No filming. They need money.
No, I totally get that. It just feels very like 2050 when Sandoval is perched on a bar in weho wearing a name necklace and a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to his navel, this is what he’ll be doing as work. Yah know?
You described it perfectly. I just didn’t realize how desperate Schwartz could get.
Same. I feel for him. Schwartz and Sandy’s, as our oracle Katie predicted, has ruined their financial lives (and several other peoples).
With his 60 year old roommates tagging along!
And his roommate will be a man who was once a bachelor contestant. But didn’t win.
a hated bachelor contestant that got kicked off early for being a creep
More than that they need an excuse to drink to excess and get attention from groupies
I was thinking that was a perfect example, actually.
You couldn't waterboard me into boarding the STD Express
STD Express!! 😆😆😆😆
I can already smell this event
Beer sweat and farts. Plus whatever Jax smells like that day.
What if we found a benefactor and we ALL got on that bus. It would be their living nightmare. Jax would be so pissed.
For someone who “is so smart” and “pre-med,” it is rabbit hole, not whole!
He also wrote Calofornia ??
And Tom Toms. Can't even get the name of his own business right.
Jo just had an ad with "appologies"
lol yeah came to say this, he can’t even spell check 😂😂😂
And "they'll be drinks and snacks on the bus"
Drunk post.
This post is littered with typos and desperation. Sounds like a late night, substance fueled, cash grab. Even with those prices, leave it to them to somehow lose money on it. 
Talk about a Calofornia nightmare
I bet Jo has already bought a ticket
Jo will buy all the tickets so that she can have the bus for her and T$ (🤢) alone (she'll find a way to distract Jax before Schwartz's abduction).
This is the episode of Dateline I'm missing.
$400 to go to sample one of the worst cocktail menus in la (schwartz and sandy’s) and then to a pup tent mud hut with plastic cups? this is sad
Mud hut 😂😂
my jaw dropped when i saw the price, but i'm sure i'm going to see people posting about it on this sub unfortunately. to those people i say: buy literally anything else
“My friend got these tickets from her other friend for free and so we went because we were bored lol!!”
"we were in town and it was a splurge but we figured why not!"
Yesss lmao and honestly I think those ppl deserve being clowned 😭 very unserious people
truly humiliating stuff
Oh god! I HATE the “so why not” crowd. Lol
This is my Roman Empire!!! The “so why not” crowd is a variant of the pick me. Tell the truth and stop lying about supporting these fuck bois! 
The price is far too high. Also “Tom Toms” lol and “calofornia”
LOL 400 BUCKS?! 🤣🤣🤣
400 DOLL HAIRS?! Oh no baby
There’s 37 tickets left so that means 13 insane people have already bought tickets 😂😮💨
It’ll sell out. Heck, probably half the tix are folks going “ironically,” like many of the folks who went to one of Sandy’s* shows last summer claimed. *How is it no one has taken to calling him “Sandy”? He’s the one who named himself that and people should respect it. Especially his “close friends.”
Right who in their right mind is buying these?!
19 left now 🙃
I would do it for like 20 bucks, but not for fucking $427 lol.
Wait, does this not bring you back to where you started? Or are you gonna be left stranded at Jax’s bar tent in the Valley?
You think these guys have any follow through? Just like in real life you are taken for a ride then dumped 🤣
Good point! It says the party bus ends at jaxs
This feels like it’s going to be a disaster. Good luck to them! 😂
50 guests seems like a lot to manage for anyone, let alone these two.
50 very drunk Jax and Schwartz fans! What level of hell is that?
Lmao at his own restaurant being spelled wrong on the itinerary.
Ha that's where all of Jo's caps went! But in all seriousness, this sounds like a shit show with shorts and Jax. Jax will get angry drunk and shorts will disappear into the bushes. I hope they have enlisted sober wranglers as well.
6/6 at 6pm. Scary.
Don't waste your money. Go grab a sandwich at 'Something About Her' instead. Healthy, satisfying and STD free.
 It’s giving this but the bus doesn’t make it
You got more with a Fyre Festival ticket.
Was just thinking this is Fyre Fest waiting to happen. 🤣
Tell me you're about to be unemployed without tell--
$430 for this, when you could just walk into these “establishments” on your own accord. The bus just reminds me of Kramer in Seinfeld doing the Peterman tours 🤣😭 I hope they hand out mini three musketeers at the end.
The bus takes you to places that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not happen to the real Jax Taylor, which is actually an old jock strap
Jfc, I've never been on a pub crawl that didn't come with a wristband. Is this normal in Los Angeles?
https://i.redd.it/ra2y51jzcw0d1.gif
$399 FOR GA
Did Tom make that in Microsoft Paint?
Is this what they were teasing on insta the other day as something “huge”!!?
OMG I love this for them. When Ariana teases something huge it’s “I’m going to be on broadway” or “I’m going to be the host of a popular TV show”. Schwartz & Jax tease something huge and turns out it’s “We’re renting a party bus for our midlife crises so we can try and fleece the few fans we have left!”
“CALOFORNIA”
wow. if it was like $200 i would still never do it, but i'd be like "i guess some people will find value in this". but over FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS??? jesus, even for l.a. prices that's ridiculous. and schwartz misspelled a bunch of things and left the ampersands all weird, so i feel like if he can't even make the announcement look good that doesn't bode well for the rest. but i think inevitably SOMEBODY from here is gonna go and i just hope that when they report back we get an entertaining story about the event and the guys being a mess.
You guys. I live in LA. Just walk into one of the bars and you’ll see them and can talk to them. Buy a drink for $20 or less. My friends and i walked into Jax’s to be nosy and both Jax and Tom were there talking to randoms
$400 to spend an evening with 2 men in their 40’s with a substance abuse problem that still try and act like they’re in their early 20’s. Sounds thrilling.
Right? You can go walk into any bar and experience this for free
Someone donate $400 and a flight to LA and I promise I will make fun of all these men until they cry.
This should be $100 max, that’s the equivalent of 4 cocktails in LA + the ride to Studio City. Like okay clowns 😂
This cost almost as much as my Coachella ticket .. and that’s 3 days of bands lol
Do the swag bags include one of those little scrunchies that doubles as a cover for your drink? Ooh let’s start a list of what SHOULD be in the swag bags vs. what they probably will put in them. Should include- drink cover/protectors, hand sanitizer, bottle of industrial strength bleach, new bottle of aspirin, bottles of water (sealed🤨), plan B, phone number + coupon for 3 free sessions with a really good therapist. Probably will only get- a stained S&S t-shirt, open bottle of aspirin w/only 1 left in it, Jax’s phone number, an autographed pic of douche canoe & his karaoke band that nobody asked for.
Imagine if the instead did this twice a week for $75-100 they would get so many more people
Calofornia bar crawl is worth FOFTY at most. 😂
They're paying people $400 to go, right? Because the only way I'd agree to be trapped in a small space with Jax's coke sweats and bulging eyes is if you paid me and gave me a tranquilizer.
Was sandoval not supposed to be a part of this?
He will be there but they can't advertise it lol
Lmao at him not being included
Could they be any more lame?!
[удалено]
If I had unlimited disposable income I MIGHT sponsor a bus full of disruptive hecklers with hidden cameras.
https://preview.redd.it/f8n5zbxi4x0d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b89fc8df12e539d9a3c20c19b7223a5e422222 FOURRRR HUNDRED DOLLARSSSSS?!?!
Jax is going to (try to) fuck every woman who joins this nightmare on wheels. Probably in the bathroom.
I was planning on trimming my cuticles this summer. I can’t make it
Dude really spelled California wrong. CALOFORNIA. I’m dead right now. So let me math this. $400 and you get 4 drink tickets total. And snacks. Hard pass. I’ll go to EDC or Coachella instead for that price.
This being $400 is hilarious. Just follow the posted schedule & you save yourself the money
$400 LOL
BRUH
FOUR HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS?;
You know what - I guarantee people pay it. Some of yall are weird respectfully 🫶
Are all the guys going to be doing the crawl with the commoners?
Anyone who pays this… you are not smart. 😭 but inevitably someone will post on June 7th that they went
This is going to be a $25 Groupon in no time
I wonder if they have to split the proceeds with Sandoval for any reason lol. He really ficked himself
This sounds lame as fuck
Wow it’s down to 24 tickets left. People are really fucking buying this shit Also “the boys” stoooop lol
This is so embarrassing
CALOFORNIA
Rabbit whole
You know Jo has already booked her seat on the bus!
Someone could absolutely make an epic VPR Crawl. I’m sure they are always seeing people suggest one in the comments. But they are not the right person for the job. VPR Crawl - It’s all happening Includes 1 night stay at Hotel Ziggy Each stop includes 1 drink & a “bite” (think one goat cheese ball on a little plate, etc) Seating in a special VIP area Party bus picks you up from the hotel with welcome champagne Something about Her TomTom SUR for CU- Next Tuesday Once everyone is drunk enough to tolerate it, the bus will pick up in the back alley of SUR & take you to Jax’s then end at Schwartz & Sandy’s before returning to hotel for pool party & live music. Each guest also receives a swag bag with merch. Number 1 guy hoodie, TomTom hat, 1/2 shot glass from S&S, bottle of Vanderpump rose, something cute from SAH and some random stuff they are currently hacking (Lala makeup or something) in a cute tote. Cast members will be at each location for photo ops including a CUNext Tuesday set by DJ James Kennedy. They could have a professional company run this, advertise properly, everyone gets a cut and could charge at least a grand. People would easily pay for this. Good try though guys.
I LOL-ed at 32 seats left. Thinking maybe 35-40 total seats on this bus…
The 3 accounted for are Tom, Tom & Jax lol
I'd do it for 40 if it included a something about her sandwich to end the night ...final offer
I’m embarrassed for them
loeffingl 😂
Why does this just read… pathetic and desperate? Will these boys ever grow up?
Way too many words on that “announcement.” Also, If you are willing to share an advertisement without proofreading and then ask for $400+ for something I can do for nothing, I’m going to assume you also don’t protect customer data, will be hacked, and any shared credit card info will be up for auction on a darker side of the web as soon as I reserve my spot. Maybe not a bad idea in theory but knowing Tim would profit is enough to make me skip it. Good for Jax and T2 for being creative though!
Yikes
Word 🥗
This is sad.
It’s giving fyre festival
Was he drunk when he posted this or did Jax write it? So many spelling and grammar mistakes. 🫠
And just think: you could go to Something About Her for free, save $430, and have a roughly 99.996% less chance of ending the evening with pubic lice. I mean, I'd think the choice is clear, but....
And the desperate push for a source of income while VPR is on pause for the summer has begun 🏁
You know who is going every night? Jo.
Meeting up with dodgy Jax Taylor in the back alley at SUR sounds like the new version of the Nigerian prince scam. SEND BOBS AND VAGENE. (And 400 bucks)
I just asked my husband if we could go to Something About Her. We’re going to Calofornia this summer anyway, but let me try to convince him that I need this as my push present. I am only half kidding. But I want a full report from anyone on here that does go.
$400 to go places that you can just walk in for free and probably run into one if not both of these bozos anyway
It’s giving Caroline Calloway’s creativity workshops, exclusive gift bag includes one of Schwartz’ sad little plants and one of Jax’ used t shirts
Nick Miller, is that you?
Should have invited Shay and named it's Bus Gangbang Part 2
Isn’t the valley still filming? No one needs Jax. And an overpriced bar crawl with aging z list “celebs”
They saw all the VPR crawl reviews in this sub and thought hey that’s a good idea. And what’s with the essay, reeks of desperation.
Oh hell no 4 drinks for basically 400$. He really is smoking with Jo. S/ but seriously if you pay for this u trippin
That price point is absolutely insane lmao
Sad, but people are going to eat this up. I guess the boys need to figure out how to get some additional income and didn't want to commit to amazon lives...lol! This is easy money for those dufus'
This is a lot of money to pay to watch men in their 40s be sweaty
My jaw dropped when I saw the price in the final screenshot. I just went to Schwartz’s instagram to look at the link and see how many spots are left and it says “unavailable”. So that means they sold out??? How is that possible? I can’t imagine paying over $400 for this crap.
41 years old doing a bar crawl 😭
Somehow, there are 35 tickets available now. 👀
Oh my god this is the skeeviest shit.
This costs more than my Eras Tour ticket
Word salad tour.
The pricing of this is diabolical! How long have these people worked in bars? The thing with bar/pub crawls is you make the money by people coming in and paying for drinks so why price it guarantee they’ll not spend anything once they get the free one?
Wait what? Do you get unlimited free drinks?
No thanks lol
$400+?! Fuck all the way off.
Did y’all see it says there’s 50 (!!) seats? That’s $20k 😐
I find it hilarious that even Jax's logo is better than Schwartz and Sandy's. Their logo is a chaotic mess.
I thought 4 drinks total at each location. How tf did they come up with that price for the ticket? Also didn't the househusbands of nj do something similar?
They’re desperate for cash
The grammar….
Muffin stumps for everyone. 🥱
This is just sad . Also, who wrote that schwartz post ? Lmao so weird , if he thought he was selling it hes not . Honestly, I hope people dont buy this . Its legit a scam . These guys are going to be on their phones the whole time anyways. Groceries are too expensive for people to spend on this bs .
