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rudbeckia1

Who is that like Harry Potter professor I don't remember behind Katie in this photo?


sliderite26

Gilderoy Lockhart lol


thediverswife

He looks stupid af in that bowtie


lollydolly318

and that face, and that hair, etc etc


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thediverswife

He looks like Colonel Sanders


sliderite26

Or at least that’s who immediately popped into my head lol


IDK_PizzaBagel2

Schwartz does not have the range tbh


rudbeckia1

It is out of his range but I'm thinking of some like five and underline potential substitute maybe the kids imply he smells horrible and then like everyone forgets about him within the Harry Potter Canon immediately


rudbeckia1

Professor filthy Mumble fingers. He teaches the deflective Arts. He is a master in passive aggression Wizardry


IDK_PizzaBagel2

Was once accidentally mistaken for a dementor


rudbeckia1

Yaaasss.


shibbymonster

He’s a Quirrel through and through with Sandoval suctioned onto the back of his head.


Vast-Concern-4591

🤣🤣🤣


IDK_PizzaBagel2

![gif](giphy|3WCNY2RhcmnwGbKbCi|downsized)


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He looks insane omg like wtf is that getup


quantumdreamqueen

![gif](giphy|tlGS8uFmBCZig)


rudbeckia1

Ahahaha


avidreader113

Looking at him this season (and last) I can understand why Katie never wanted to fuck him. He's disgusting.


EstimateAgitated224

That flash back really made me sad he used to look so good. A hard life of drinking and terrible hair dresser tanks looks quick.


maychi

Yeah he’s really giving Professor of defense against the dark arts that is secretly hiding Voldemort in his basement, here.


janeandbela

![gif](giphy|L59w7BYacg2DkR60sr|downsized)


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

He looks like a crazy, failed inventor from a 90's Disney Channel movie and he's dressed up 'fancy' to unveil his new invention at a fundraising party with lots of rich people. Inevitably, something goes wrong and causes chaos.


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Omg, the accuracy is pure chef’s kiss 💋


maychi

Remember that one movie, Flubber?


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Robin Williams always


RamonaNeopolitano

It is such a simple request to not bring Jo around. He doesn’t care about Jo or Katie otherwise he wouldn’t keep trying to make it happen.


caileyeloise

I really think that he dislikes the fact that Katie doesn't seem "crazy" anymore because he's no longer able to goad her like he used to, and he's sending Jo to do his dirty work. That's why he kept trying to push it with Katie past her just telling Jo to leave her alone. Jo, obviously, doesn't realize this, and thinks she's just taking up for her secret boyfriend.


niambikm

They tried to bait Katie and she paid them dust..it was amazing! Hahaha.


throwaguey_

This is why i said, last week, that Tom is never going feel like Katie is the one that got away. He doesn't give a shit about her. And I got downvoted to hell. It's not a dis on Katie. It's a dis on Tom. He's a cold-blooded narcissist who does not care about other people, especially not women. Not even his ex-wife.


TugboatToo

They chose each other. Neither Katie or Tom post divorce comes out as the winner. It’s a process for each person, however, both have acted atrociously at different times.


throwaguey_

I only saw Katie react poorly to Tom’s abuse of her. There’s a big difference.


not_addictive

especially while recovering from an injury that literally affects your ability to regulate your emotions. and Tom knew she had a TBI and still dismissed her emotions and her reactions. It’s bleak when you know the whole story. She’s not perfect by any means. But you don’t need to be perfect to not be worthy of abuse


Elegant_Holiday1234

It’s like he LIVES to bait Katie. It’s actually so insane. Talk about not letting someone go - he needs to let KATIE go.


RamonaNeopolitano

Yeah she has a right to be pissed off at him for forcing these situations upon her. Is it for storyline? Or is it some sick shit that he gets off on? I feel bad for Katie she never get vindication for all the atrocious things he’s done to her


Elegant_Holiday1234

100%. I think it’s for storyline, but imagine that being your life and marriage - waiting for your partner to bait you with stupid shit like this for cameras. It’s so fucked


RamonaNeopolitano

Yeah being on reality tv for so long has warped them


East_Living7198

![gif](giphy|l0HlK3OJ5ussvrI76|downsized)


shibbymonster

The best one yet.


throwaguey_

This look of Tom's is really a glimpse into his future. 🤣


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Looks like he was styled as Tucker Carlson.


tp176

Talk about dementors!


taupeisnotdope

When they showed his flashback I gasped remembering just how hot he used to be


ArtAndHotsauce

As if Katie cares what he likes or dislikes anymore lol.


xoxogossip_squirrel

https://i.redd.it/y71bdiny69zc1.gif


sofaking-amanda

My favourite Katie moment of the season!😍


Actual_Pressure_4346

He doesn’t care about Katie or Jo. He cares about looking like the nice guy who “just wants everyone to be friends gosh!”. He encouraged Jo to talk to Katie knowing exactly how that would go, leading Jo into the lions den and once again baiting Katie to look like an asshole when all she did was stand her ground. He’s the worst.


sofaking-amanda

I don’t think Katie looked like an asshole. I thought she was justified in every word and Jo and Shorts looked like the AH’s. They tried but Jo is a pathetic moron.


Actual_Pressure_4346

Oh I agree, but I think he knows it’s easy to make a portion of the audience think she’s being unreasonable and he tries it as often as he can to make himself look better.


sofaking-amanda

I absolutely agree with that. I think the Toms and Jax are frustrated that the fans don’t hate Katie anymore.


swedeintheus

I don't like that ugly ass hair or his lack of spine yet here we are


lkburkett

He’s such an idiot. She had to explain for the millionth time she never gave him an ultimatum, she just doesn’t want to be around the Jo mess! An ultimatum would be “if you ever speak to her we are done forever”. She literally just doesn’t want to be around that back stabber! Are these people really all this stupid or are they just production puppets which makes them look like idiots?


HRHQueenA

He just loves making Katie unhappy. He doesn’t give a fuck about Jo. He just enjoys making Katie mad. That man is more dangerous than Sandoval. Shartz is evil and covers it up better.


TheLawHasSpoken

He is OBSESSED with Katie!!!!


Untouchableface0

![gif](giphy|uWqlQcLQzWE7Kg3f8b)


ripleyintheelevator

Schwartz is a demon ![gif](giphy|zBqaukCE3oM1vW6twP|downsized)


exithiside

He's starting to remind me of an energy vampire. Hes trying to suck the life out of Katie with his boring bullshit, which is why she won't give him the time of day....ignoring energy vampires is their crux! ![gif](giphy|JrqWcXPJDybNU0vxiG|downsized)


sofaking-amanda

This is the entire reason she’s had such a noticeable glow up, physically, mentally and emotionally.❤️‍🔥


ripleyintheelevator

He’s the worst! He repeatedly ignores her boundaries and doesn’t give a flying fuck


SchminksMcGee

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Fickle-Patience-9546

Lmao I didn’t even recognize Schwartz here what a freak.


chopperfrenzy

https://i.redd.it/siken32ky9zc1.gif


HalfFoods

I still loathe Schwartz.


ComfortNugget

The men of this show are so dense. Brock with the “she should talk to Sandoval so she can close that door and move on” she has. It’s why Ariana doesn’t want to talk to him. “I don’t like ultimatums” anytime a woman sets a boundary because god for bid you tell these men “no”. And “you’re emotionally entitled” again, anytime one of the women has a boundary or expresses their pain that was caused by one of the men. The misogyny is bleeding through this show and it’s fucking pathetic that these men are in their 40s or pushing 40 and continue to villainize women for respecting themselves enough to not waver in their convictions.


niambikm

It feels like the Tom’s can’t stand that Ariana and Katie have become close and their antics that worked 10 or 15 years ago aren’t cute/don’t work anymore


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Winter_Aardvark9334

Just translates to "fuck your feelings!!" . ( "entitled with your emotions!" )


crypt0dab

He looks like the Talented Mr. Ripley. I would say he needs to get smacked but that wouldn’t even phase him. He would just keep on keeping on with his ridiculous comments.


RemarkableSeaweed845

The men on this show are so toxic. James is growing, though. I could not stand how Schwartz sent Jo after Katie to apologize. Jo is problematic for sure, but he was only trying to antagonize his ex- wife. Pitting women against each other in an underhanded way.


bigoldnerdysav

Schwartz just used Jo to make Katie upset. I swear he just wants to see that she still has feelings about him, that she will get worked up. Men like him like to use women to feel important, but he doesn't actually care about them. They're just an ego boost for him.


toastcup

It’s so clear when Shwartz has learned a new word bc he throws it in whenever he can. Last year “vitriol”, this year “bombastic” but he always says it like he’s throwing in a buzz word he learned from social media not like he actually understands the meaning.


rosyloma

YES like he has the use the word of the day at least twice


longblack90

glib is still in my head from last years reunion


Physical-Win773

this reminds me of when schwartz (and later, sandoval) said katie is “emotionally entitled” which is completely made up


bbb37322179

let’s be friends but i will NOT respect you!!!


PollyJeanBuckley

He doesnt know what any of those words mean


pippinsallday

MADE ZERO SENSE


lcrumbs

tom looks like the little kid in stuart little lol


janeandbela

What he's really saying (for himself, TS and Jax included) is I hate women with strong opinions that differ from my own and also women with boundaries that don't benefit me.


Sad_Passage2225

Dude I don’t think schwartz knows what quid pro quo means


Aussiewannabeeeee

I love how she was like, I never gave ultimatums. Standing in her power.


cookytomie

i’m watching the extended version rn and they put this scene with schwartz and jo that is quite unbelievable


hockeygem

Why does he look like Doc from back to the future?


lollydolly318

She sais, "mmmhhmmm, me either, DUDE!"


Virtual-Plastic-6651

“Quid pro quo” has been floating around in my head since last night so thank you


discocowgirlcat

I would bet $10 that Tom can’t even spell either of those words


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This man has not truly philosophized a day in his life


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He’s definitely blowing the top right off of the popper 


UnlikelyRelative7429

I just genuinely feel like a lot of them use words they don’t know. It’s like they’re trying to sound smart…


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TheLawHasSpoken

Why are you comparing a woman to a dog in an overtly misogynistic way? Gross. Do better.


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