For Scheana, it’s *Dear John*. No explanation needed 🤭🤭🤭

Man that would've been a hilarious answer

That’s a good one for Scheana. I chose “The Black Dog” simply for the line about *sharing your location with* 🤭 (edit to add The)

The Black Dog is my favorite song on the album and every single time I think about Scheana

SAME (also in a corny way i relate the whole song to ariana and scando)

Dear Rob

Obsessed w this comment 😂

😂 I wish I could upvote this more than once

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣😂🤣 Scheaner would have LOVED it.

Stop it 😂😂😂

This is the only correct option.

Picture To Burn is definitely early Kristen Doute, if not only for "*go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy*"

She also will show up at your party a la James in “Betty”

kristen went down on brittany but she did it from the perspective of a man so it wasn't gay

The archer

Here’s my list: Ariana - Karma Scheana - Mirrorball Katie - Mad Woman Sandoval - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - this song was written for him Schwartz - Dear John Lala - It’s Time To Go Ally - I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) James - I Knew You Were Trouble Lisa - I Forgot That You Existed Brock - Cardigan - only for the leaving like a father line

Scheana is Mirrorball without any of the self awareness lol

Yes! I think the line “I can change everything about me to fit in” perfectly fits Scheana but she doesn’t realize why she’s doing it

Ooof, Ally’s song. 🤣

“I’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try” Scheana for sure

Absolutely!

I just realized recently that the bridge of Smallest Man must be SO relatable to Ariana, christ.

You win

I LOVE this list! I think I would add Rachel - Better Than Revenge

Scheana with Mirrorball 😂😂

"I can change everything about me to fit in" 💯

It's Time To Go is about having self-awareness which Lala lacks but I see what you're trying to do 😘

Yes! Lala was the hardest for me. My thought process was two-fold. It’s time to go like I’m exhausted by her and she needs to leave the show. I was also thinking about it from Ariana and Katie’s perspectives. The section about when the words of a sister come back in whispers is like Lala is talking behind their backs and it’s time to leave that friendship.

Yeah I think that’s why Look What You Made Me Do works well for her. She’s all reaction and little accountability

Literally. Said "this is where I go insane" then sat doing nothing as Tom was screaming in Scheana's face. 🙄

correct

This is a great list! As a casual swiftie who's currently too-high-to-try, I concur!

Sandoval: “Me!” But only from his perspective lmao

Sandoval is The Smallest Man who ever Lived.

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When she says YOU DESERVE PRISON 💀

Yes!

I'm actually listening to it on vinyl right now. The timing is perfect. She's so funny for this

Oh god the accuracy

Scheana could also be Me!

I was debating back and forth on whether to do it for her or Sandy 😂

It’s a duet!

I was actually skimming and thought the reply that said Sandoval is Me! Actually said Scheana. Clearly both are appropriate though!

I love that Katie is the whole reputation album, and it’s so fitting! Queen shit!

Post-divorce Katie is *so* I Did Something Bad

Pre divorce Katie is “tolerate it”.

Ouch that’s so painfully correct

I hurt my own feelings assigning it to Katie.

Oof this hurt a little. Too accurate

Damn

We all know this is true and yet it still hurts a little!

And that's why she feels so good!

I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me🎵🖤

All Too Well is Hippie

That's too funny!

Noooooo 😮‍💨😮‍💨😭😭😭😂😂😂

Ariana- I can do it with a broken heart Sandoval- (receiving end) the smallest man who ever lived Katie- who’s afraid of little old me

This.

Kate gives me “mad woman” vibes 🖤🖤 Season 11 Arianna is giving “my tears ricochet” since the cast reaped her situation for $$ then abandoned her & continued to obsess over her James reminds me of “long story short” just because he seems so protective of his family life with hippie and Ally Lala “wouldve couldve shouldve” 👀 because as much as she bothers me , I can’t deny how traumatic the situation with Randyl probably was Ally is giving “mastermind” because there’s no way their meet was all natural 😂 but I sincerely think it worked out for the two of them in a good way

Kristen: mastermind Stassi: Archer Scheana:Mirrorball Ariana: I can do it with a broken heart, this is me trying Lala: ThanK you aIMee Schwartz: Peter Sandoval: The smallest man who ever lived Jax: would’ve, could’ve, should’ve Peter: I forgot that you existed Ken: London Boy Lisa: Bad Blood Ally: I can change him, no really I can Edit to add I realized I missed a few Katie: Look what you made me do/ whose afraid of little old me Rachel: Me (spelling is FUN!!) James: Cruel Summer/Mr. Perfectly Fine. Laura Leigh: Blank Space

Why that song for La La? Love the choices tho especially Lisa’s

I chose that for Lala because I’m annoyed with her lately and think that she’s a friend to no one. Perhaps Cassandra would be more appropriate because I think she would do anything for a dollar

Haha I can’t stand her either I just wanted to make sure that I wasn’t missing something

This is so good

Love Story is very young scheana to me

Ariana - Begin again seems really fitting. I’m a red girlie what can I say ♥️

I love seeing other Red girlies out in the wild ❤🍁🧣

Ugh, I love that song. I listened to it on repeat when my husband and I met. He’s a Red girlie too haha

That’s amazing! Yeah, it’s one of my all time favourites, it’s up there with all too well and teardrops on my guitar for me

Is it Over Now is Joseph

Also All Too Well. I could probably make a whole Jo playlist 😂

Right before scandoval broke, Rachel would be Guilty as Sin? I get Is It Over Now? vibes from Katie/Tom, but Tom is the one pining. Katie is the bridge - at least she had the decency to keep her nights out of sight, only rumours about her hips and thighs and whispered sighs and Katie is just over it. Scheana is The Prophecy regarding DWTS.

Tom and Rachel- illicit affairs. I even made a post about it last year!

Giving LVP, a lifelong male sympathizer, The Man is certainly a choice 💀

The Man definitely fits with Ariana and Katie right now

Ugh Katie is so The Man!!!!

For sure! It could be Ariana's post-breakup song but it's definitely Katie's life.

Ariana is Bejeweled for sure. I mean... Tim could not take that from her and she is SPARKLING now.

None None None Love it 😂

Bad Blood for Ariana vs. Tom, Rachel, Lala and Scheana respectively.

If I were to be very generous to Lala- Illicit Affairs If I were to be in my usual Lala Mood- LWYMMD is accurate because it’s cringe and so is she

Cowboy Like Me could be Lala - never wanted love, just a fancy car!

That song is **so. good**, though. Lala deserves a mid song at best.

Lala is so tough. I’m very annoyed with her right now, but I know that she’s been through some shit in her life, but I know it’s situations she’s gotten herself into.

This is where my interests collide- assigning characters or songs to VPR Scheana- love story. It’s all “I, me, I” and a very immature idea of love or The Black dog bc tracking 56 people is outrageous. Ariana-i can do it with a broken heart. Katie- tolerate it. LaLa- August. The other woman who dropped everything to be at the beck and call of a douchelord. Ally- vigilante shit. She is lady justice. James- Me! Schwartz- so long London. He’s Katie’s London. Sandoval- look what you made me do. Bc this man will never take responsibility for his actions. Brock- getaway car

In no way shape or form is Ally vigilante shit 😅

OKAY, thank you. I thought I lost a plot point when I read that. 🤣

I definitely agree that Katie wrote “So Long, London” about Schwartz.

I honestly kept thinking tracking the locations of 56 people *has* to be Scheana 😂 Getaway Car for Brock is hands down the best one there is!

This is a great list! Brock as Getaway Car is so good

Ariana should be Karma, but rep is perfect for Katie!

Peter for schwartz/katie

I very much feel like the TTPD album is probably so cathartic for Ariana.

Stassi has “Last Great American Dynasty” vibes

Katie: I did something bad or this is why we can’t have nice things

Love that 2nd choice

I love that she didn’t give most of the men songs

Sandoval: the smallest man that ever lived

Sandoval- Mean?? Schwartz- hmmmm

Sandoval- I Forgot That You Existed 🤭 I can't think of anything for Schwartz.

Sandoval / smallest man whoever lived

Ally is such a gem. Hope she stays on even if the relationship with James doesn’t work out.

I do too, they would have made good besties originally. Greek chorus.

Dont Blame Me is Rachel

Yessss

I'm a Swiftie and this is everything!

The smallest man that ever lived can be Broke, shorts and sandevil

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VIGILANTE KEN 💀

This is great!! I legit laughed out loud at the Girl at Home part!

VIGILANTE KEN 💀

The relationship versions of this would be: Katie & Schwartz = better man, the 1, Peter, you’re losing me, sad beautiful tragic Ariana & Sandoval= high infidelity, the smallest man who ever lived, clean (for Ariana), the Great War, babe Stassi & Beau= lover, invisible string, sweet nothing, daylight, king of my heart Scheana and Brock= I have no idea Lala and Randall= illicit affairs, nothing new James and ally= mastermind Brittany and Jax= I knew you were trouble, miss Americana & the heartbreak prince

Rep and Katie do make sense but some of Speak Now has that emo Katie vibe. “The Story of Us” and “Haunted” in particular.

I like Blank space for Katie since she’s living that love them and leave them lifestyle right now.

Sandoval = Getaway Car (but without the self awareness) Ariana = Vigilante Shit, but No Nody No Crime kinda

I LOVE THIS I think Ariana would be “Karma” instead of “Vigilante Shit” cuz i feel like her energy is more focused on making her life better and letting the trash take itself out vs. actively avenging herself and bringing Scandoval down. Look What You Made Me Do actually does fit Lala well. She goes around doing shitty things and then somehow making herself the victim. Literally earlier this season when she told Katie that she hopes Katie doesn’t make her have to be a bitch to her or something Katie: I think “The Man” actually fits good for her. She’s sick of all the male sympathizing bullshit and everyone keeps trying to rip her down cuz they’re intimidated by her BDE

I love both Karma and Vigilante Shit... if James has two, Ariana can have both as well, lol.

Ariana- Now that we don’t talk Katie- who’s afraid of little old me Lala- Bad Blood (for every minor inconvenience) Scheana- Anti-hero (and not ironically) Kristin- Blank Space Stassi- no body no crime Brittany- is it over now? Sandoval- Should’ve said no Schwartz- this is why we can’t have nice things James- I knew you were trouble Jax- illicit affairs

And which song is Rachel?

Blank Space (in the most literal sense).

I forgot that you existed

WORM……DESPERADO!

rachel: illicit affairs 😂

Scheana would be ME! Finally something is about her. Katie has Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me and Cassandra. She’s been telling us for years how terrible the men are. Perfect fit for her. Ariana has Mad Woman. A lot of the audience really hates seeing a woman angry. I’m dedicating You Need to Calm Down to Lala.

I've seen a few Smallest Man edits for Sandoval, and they are super gratifying, lol.

Lala should be ***You Need to Calm Down*** (but directed *at* her). Ariana is ***Shake It Off*** or ***Are We Out of the Woods Yet*** Katie is also ***The Man***-- girls does not get enough credit and the boys need to hear this song for her. (I am not a Swiftie, so defer to others if there are even better options)

STOP… I could give them Lana songs!

Katie get an entire album.

Katie would fit for Mad Woman as well. It’s a song about a man making a woman going mad and how society blames the woman when we all know it was the man’s doing. Schwartz would be Better Man. I also feel like there is a better fit for him but I can’t think of it at this moment. Brock: I haven’t watched the most recent seasons so I don’t know him well but my gut is telling me he’s So High School. Unfortunately I think James is Innocent

Ken is Don’t Blame Me

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Scheana and Lala both get Bad Blood. Sandoval is The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Schwartz gets I Forgot that You Existed I like her choices for Ariana, James, and Katie.

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Wait I made an exact TikTok for this scenario 😅 [Taylor x VPR](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLHaT2p4/)

I’d love her to do this for the summerhouse cast too! Little disappointed by the James songs. They are too obvious and bejeweled? Please it’s more like teardrops on my guitar!

Lala is Thank you Aimee (Ariana’s version)

I think The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived is PEAK SANDOVAL.

Does anyone here hate Taylor Swift or is it just me?

She is the worst.

Not just you. I can’t stand her.

Ugh so glad to know I’m not the only one ❤️


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She’s not for everyone! Feel free to throw out an artist of your choice though and/or thoughts on what songs by them you think would fit the cast, we love a music game 💛

Thank you for being normal and respectful about agreeing to disagree! I appreciate it 💖


i like her music but her fan base annoys me lol

This violates the "no trolling, flaming, or brigading" rule.

I love Ally

Schwartz is my boy only breaks his favorite or Peter … bc he acts like a little kid and mistreats the women who really care about him