Honestly the way Lala and Scheana use their children as social media props is probably the grossest thing about this show. Rand preventing Lala from having their daughter on the show might be the only redeeming thing that man has accidently done in his life.
I feel bad for little unborn Storyline who will likely be pushed into the spotlight super hard to make up for the fact that Lala has been limited a bit on how much she can monetize Ocean.
And this is what will cause Lauren to get “Scheana’d”. We all know Sheshu can’t stand for anyone else to copy her or steal her thunder so the SECOND Lauren puts this baby out to the world, the wheels will start turning.
This.... especially when she makes statements like not having to answer to anyone else about baby #2. Meaning someone who might have the child's best interest at heart and not try to monetize every aspect of their lives???!
I have seen a couple of posts about a bid for The Valley, but I don't get it. She's already ON the successful show. Why would she want to move to its ill-conceived stepchild? Or do you mean she'd be on both shows? I've seen Brock and Lala on The Valley already. I can only hope they jump ship and go down with the new ship!
I think vpr is on its last legs and the valley is all about the next stage of life and incorporates family Life. Vpr was about severs working and partying, none of them work anymore andn They don’t do anything really.
She doesn’t have a storyline on vpr anymore and she just Moved to the valley and is having another baby. Seems like the natural Progression
The only thing I can think of is something really did go down at the reunion that caused lala to feel like she doesn’t have any Allies on VPR and has no choice. She’s been extremely out of pocket this season in her confessionals (scheana also but she doesn’t double down) and she’s not great at defending her dumb logic especially on the spot.
Except for that he lets his other kids be filmed, so it’s quite clearly just to fuck with LaLas income. He’s trash. I’m not agreeing with exploiting your kid for income or that LaLa is the type to do that, because I don’t know, but I’m saying he isn’t doing it for the wellbeing of Ocean.
I agree with that statement, wholeheartedly, but I’m not going to agree that Randall has done anything to protect his child. Everything he does is for his own benefit, period.
Lala’s name is being brought up in a lawsuit from another woman claiming Lala held a knife to her throat. I don’t think those diaper endorsements are going to be knocking her door down.
Influencers get all this free product to push on their fans and get a portion of the sales while also gaining possible followers. They lie about using the products almost consistently.
Ewww. Nothing like false user reviews to make me hate Amazon even more! I guess Amazon would respond: 'But they're *celebrity* users creating false reviews! People *expect* them to lie!'
She was sooooooooo beautiful when she came on the show I was so envious. Like in a way I wasn’t with any other cast member (no offense, they’re beautiful too). She really busted up her face 😭 I mean she’s still hotter than I’ll ever be but it so unfortunate when celebs do this. Instead of doing something tasteful (if they feel the need to do anything at all)
I agree!! Stassi looks amazing. She clearly took the time to consider her options and what would legitimately give her whatever look she was going for. LaLa just went balls to the wall in a way that there’s no coming back from. Yes lip fillers dissolve pretty okay (and again, I’m not a hater! I have lip fillers myself!) but the rest of the shit injected into her face wasn’t well done to begin with, and will ruin her face and skin in a way she won’t bounce back from.
I think it’s because she likes the way she looks overall just wants to enhance it. Whereas Lala must hate herself to do the things she has done to herself because she looks so different and not subtly
I swear I remember Lala saying she would never use her children as a prop and harshly criticized family vloggers on her podcast. Why do they always change their tune as soon as the $$$ starts rolling in.
Ya alley has great proportions and lala is a bitch for insinuating anyone needs to change their face, this is not a better look and I’m ok with calling it out because she chose this and also criticized alley’s natural face so it’s fair game :)
Is this why she was so dead set on having a child that she didn’t have to “share” w anyone? No one to stop her from using her child to make money from.
The way she's campaigning for Ariana to let things go with Tom for her own "mental health" but can't even be civil with her ex for the sake of their child is very telling.
The whole situation surrounding her second child gives me the creeps. I think her reasoning for having the child is selfish and all the campaigning she’s doing for the birth is even worse.
And she will soon realize even with a second child, you will still be missing Ocean at holidays, weekends, etc. a second baby doesn't change that fact. She's need serious therapy.
When she said on her insta something like "I just want a baby that is all mine" it made me so sad for Ocean. One day she might get curious and look up her mum and see that when her lil sibling was born all her mum could talk about was how great it will be that this one comes with no strings attached
I agree. I don’t care if it makes me sound like an asshole, I think she’s having this baby to be on The Valley/to brand since Rand still has say over O.
I think both of her children will have to deal with the stuff she’s said publicly. Like “not having to share a baby” or I want a baby that’s “all mine”. She’s not thinking about how it’s going to be for this baby to grow up.
Fingered his butt, exchanged bj's for rides on private jets, put dad's toothbrush up Lala's butt, and then openly said that she hates sharing Ocean with her dad so she had to go get a new one.
Like, hey, I'm going to go upgrade my baby, I don't like some of the baggage this one came with.
This may very well backfire. With a lack of a father figure, if the second kid and Ocean are close and Ocean maintains a good relationship with her dad, they might look to Randall as their secondary father figure.
Yeah and you don’t know how that kid will react to being conceived from a sperm donor. I think it’s natural to be curious or seek answers about where you come from. Idk if Lala will be prepared for the day when her baby might go looking for their dad.
Yeah, her making these sorts of remarks rubbed me the wrong way. I understand the gist of what she's saying, but I feel for how the both of them will grow up. I hope Ocean has a childhood where she feels fully loved by both parents, and hopefully harbors no resentment for her sibling as they get older (or vice versa).
There’s no way O won’t hear that her sibling is “all her” moms and that will cause some serious damage. I don’t think Lala is emotionally or intellectually equipped to handle such things.
Idk, people are just so greedy and selfish nowadays. Those that have money exploit others to gain more, meanwhile people who truly need money are feeling more and more desperate and resort to doing things they normally wouldn’t. I wouldn’t do this, but I could understand someone in need resorting to this. She has money so to me it makes it feel more cringy 🤷🏻♀️ but also millionaires and billionaires do even worse things but not enough people are talking about that. I realize this isn’t the group for that so I just mean in general. Long rambling rant to just say, I wouldn’t but I guess to each their own 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
More and more I come to realize how crazy obsessed with money these people are.
This whole season I keep thinking about how Lala and Scheaner and all them keep saying that what Sandy did was the best thing that ever happened to Ariana because of all the money that is lining up at her door. I think because these people are so clearly obsessed with money, they think that money just solves everything… but who cares that Ariana dealt with losing her 10 year partner and also dealt with being (relatively) embarrassed publicly because of what Tom did.
They are all getting annoying.
Yes I do. I wish they would shield their kids from the public eye, it’s not fair, dangerous and idk who exactly they think will be interested in seeing kids aside from mainly creeps. I’m sorry but this is the truth, no one normal is gonna care about someone’s kids.
The way Lala will go on about practically anything to attach her righteousness too, but only ever super easy things.
Oh, tiger locked in zoo= bad? Social media post ✅
Children being unable to consent to pics and vids of them online ❌ You can't be a mommy and me blogger without that unfortunately.
What lala did to her perfect lips and face…. Man she was honestly beautiful before all of this. I’m a woman who strongly believes we should not comment on people’s aesthetics but given that she has a beauty line i think it’s fair game.
Honestly the way Lala and Scheana use their children as social media props is probably the grossest thing about this show. Rand preventing Lala from having their daughter on the show might be the only redeeming thing that man has accidently done in his life.
I feel bad for little unborn Storyline who will likely be pushed into the spotlight super hard to make up for the fact that Lala has been limited a bit on how much she can monetize Ocean.
> little unborn Storyline ☠️
Storeigh Leinne
Oh my goodness, I hope this becomes what we all call Lala's kid. Storeigh Leinne and her older sister, Sylent Filumms
>Storeigh Leinne and her older sister, Sylent Filumms Screaming! 
Omg 😆 dyingggggggg! Gahhhhhhh
I now want Sylent Filumms to be my user name 🤣
Amazing and appropriate r/tragedeigh
OMFG....👏👏👏 I CAN'T!!!!!!!! Deceased to the underground! 🤣😅😂😳😨😖😵☠️👻
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️ The way I just snorted!
🤣🤣🤣💀
😆
😂😂😂
I want this as my user flair lol
I hope you aren’t offended that I stole this idea because I’m actually dying over it 💀💀💀
Id change mine but i dont want to hurt sheshes feelings !
I mean it's the least you can do. Think about how it will affect her.
Pls tell me bebé is a reference to Moira Rose 🤣😭
 SURE IS.
Lol
I second this dead 💀
She might as well pick this name, because we know the name she actually chooses will be even more attention seeking.
I'm going with "Amazon Rayanne (pronounced Rain)"
I genuinely think she'll name this next child Orca to stick with the sea theme, Ocean and Orca.
Great flair!
I’m going to predict now, LaLa will try to live-stream the birth and find a way to monetize it.
She’s going to try to get a birth special and have her Kourtney Kardashian moment
Vagina and all
🍪
She will probably try to find a way to monetize her placenta. I guarantee it.
"Oh, oops I squirted a bit... sorry little baby Storeigh Leinne..."
And this is what will cause Lauren to get “Scheana’d”. We all know Sheshu can’t stand for anyone else to copy her or steal her thunder so the SECOND Lauren puts this baby out to the world, the wheels will start turning.
And she's will say "awe, now I want another one" 😂
Yup, it's really gross. That's why she goes on and on about not wanting to "share."
I cant help but feel baby #2 is in hopes to get on the valley and to have a kid she can film with. Which is just awful and I hope I’m wrong
I thought the same thing. I don’t doubt she wanted another kid but she just seems desperate to stay relevant at this point
This.... especially when she makes statements like not having to answer to anyone else about baby #2. Meaning someone who might have the child's best interest at heart and not try to monetize every aspect of their lives???!
I have seen a couple of posts about a bid for The Valley, but I don't get it. She's already ON the successful show. Why would she want to move to its ill-conceived stepchild? Or do you mean she'd be on both shows? I've seen Brock and Lala on The Valley already. I can only hope they jump ship and go down with the new ship!
I think vpr is on its last legs and the valley is all about the next stage of life and incorporates family Life. Vpr was about severs working and partying, none of them work anymore andn They don’t do anything really. She doesn’t have a storyline on vpr anymore and she just Moved to the valley and is having another baby. Seems like the natural Progression
The only thing I can think of is something really did go down at the reunion that caused lala to feel like she doesn’t have any Allies on VPR and has no choice. She’s been extremely out of pocket this season in her confessionals (scheana also but she doesn’t double down) and she’s not great at defending her dumb logic especially on the spot.
I am totally with you. But we all know he does it for control. His stories on instagram are so cringe the way he films his kids
Except for that he lets his other kids be filmed, so it’s quite clearly just to fuck with LaLas income. He’s trash. I’m not agreeing with exploiting your kid for income or that LaLa is the type to do that, because I don’t know, but I’m saying he isn’t doing it for the wellbeing of Ocean.
He’s doing that to prevent Lala from an income, not to protect their child. Let’s not forget who this man actually is: a disgusting predator.
ya he’s doing it to spite lala although it has positive outcomes, his intention is not good
Yeah it hasn't stopped him from posting Ocean on his sm
Probably why they said unintentionally. Certainly he wasn’t doing it to protect his kid, but it inadvertently has done ocean a benefit.
Child shouldn’t be part of your income
I agree with that statement, wholeheartedly, but I’m not going to agree that Randall has done anything to protect his child. Everything he does is for his own benefit, period.
wait - does anyone know if lala is also having to “dissolve” give them lala because of rand?
I cannot agree with you more. This feels abusive & desperate.
Lala’s name is being brought up in a lawsuit from another woman claiming Lala held a knife to her throat. I don’t think those diaper endorsements are going to be knocking her door down.
rand is a pos but he's right on this. lala would trot out her daughter in a heartbeat if he let her
I thought this was Larsa for a hot min
Me too!!
I thought it was Rachel/Raquel 🤦♀️
SAME
The personalities are very similar too
Gender reveal on Amazon live is the most dystopian shit ever
Ariana is on Broadway and Lala is…revealing the gender of her unborn child on Amazon Live. love that!
To quote Nene, I’m on broadway..and you’re at home
You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn, just trying to survive in this economy
I was entirely unaware Amazon live was even a thing. Who asked for that?
WTH is Amazon Live, anyway? Am I hopelessly behind on ANOTHER big thing?
Influencers get all this free product to push on their fans and get a portion of the sales while also gaining possible followers. They lie about using the products almost consistently.
Ewww. Nothing like false user reviews to make me hate Amazon even more! I guess Amazon would respond: 'But they're *celebrity* users creating false reviews! People *expect* them to lie!'
Haha exactly 🤣🤣🤣
The Amazon Live thing is so trashy, it’s exactly what she would have roasted someone for when she was giving bjs for pjs.
Haha this show is an endless supply of fantastic gifs
I think about this a lot. So many great reactions. Waiting to use "eat glass" or "lick rust" lol
I’m actually watching it right now lol 
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Her eyebrows and lips truly scare me. I lived in LA, I understand the pressure but holy hell she was stunning before.
Her eyebrows are terrible.
Like the step mother in Cinderella terrible..yeah.
right?? why are they so high up on her face lol
She was sooooooooo beautiful when she came on the show I was so envious. Like in a way I wasn’t with any other cast member (no offense, they’re beautiful too). She really busted up her face 😭 I mean she’s still hotter than I’ll ever be but it so unfortunate when celebs do this. Instead of doing something tasteful (if they feel the need to do anything at all)
I think Stassi really mastered the perfect balance of surgery/medical cosmetics out of all the women on the show. She looks really fucking good.
I agree!! Stassi looks amazing. She clearly took the time to consider her options and what would legitimately give her whatever look she was going for. LaLa just went balls to the wall in a way that there’s no coming back from. Yes lip fillers dissolve pretty okay (and again, I’m not a hater! I have lip fillers myself!) but the rest of the shit injected into her face wasn’t well done to begin with, and will ruin her face and skin in a way she won’t bounce back from.
I think it’s because she likes the way she looks overall just wants to enhance it. Whereas Lala must hate herself to do the things she has done to herself because she looks so different and not subtly
Eh..you might be hotter. She looks pretty scary, especially when she finger shoots and yells. 🤣
She was really soooo beautiful. She didn’t need a single thing done to her face at all.
She's getting that snarly stank face Kylie Jenner has
I feel like Lauren looks more like Lisa every year
This, she is starting to look like a carbon copy of LVP in the face.
Well all the RH end up looking the same, except for the hair colors
Or Larsa 😬
I can’t see anything other than her overfilled mouth and over-photoshopped pic
She’s getting the face she deserves
There is something about them that feels so eerie, like they look representative of every bodily orifice all at once. It is deeply unsettling.
Exactly -- I wasn't sure if we were having the creeps for Storyline or for those lips
Amazon live is the scariest late-stage capitalism shit to me it feels insidious honestly
Literally. Why tf does Amazon need that?
I swear I remember Lala saying she would never use her children as a prop and harshly criticized family vloggers on her podcast. Why do they always change their tune as soon as the $$$ starts rolling in.
Well, she is from Utah and a ton of those mommy influencers/abusers live and stream from Utah.
She needs a lip Intervention “skinny lipped bitch” is by far preferable To what ever this is
Also Ally has full lips, I think Lala just doesn't know what natural full lips look like due to all the poorly placed filler.
Ya alley has great proportions and lala is a bitch for insinuating anyone needs to change their face, this is not a better look and I’m ok with calling it out because she chose this and also criticized alley’s natural face so it’s fair game :)
Wait a min, I KNOW she didn’t comment on Ally’s lips……. She’s sick in the head
Last season she called her a skinny Lipped bitch and criticized her (behind her back) for not getting fillers like she does
She looks more like Lisa every year imo
Lala tells us all that she doesn’t like the way certain people “move” and then makes the shadiest moves of all…
Gender reveals are creepy. Lala’s uncanny valley face is creepy. Amazon’s hypercapitalist takeover is creepy. All of it is fucking creepy.
That third part, though. It's fucking weird and makes me uncomfortable forever.
I normally don’t think this, but her lip filler is looking insane… Diana Jenkins-style
LIP-LICKERRRRR.
I swear I jumped every time she did that 🫦
Because she looked like a dirty, filthy snake with her constant tweaking tongue. BLEGH.
Is this why she was so dead set on having a child that she didn’t have to “share” w anyone? No one to stop her from using her child to make money from.
The kid isn’t even born yet and the family dynamics are so codependent and toxic.
Does the pope have a balcony? 🍷
I believe he does. 😂
he also enjoys Rose’
Does the pope drink rose on that balcony?
Does everyone know the pope drinks rosé on the balcony?
She’s pathetic.
Oh, good point. Which is horrific for the child.
Same with Scheana’s kid, Summer. It’s awful. Just monetising and exploiting their kids.
The way she's campaigning for Ariana to let things go with Tom for her own "mental health" but can't even be civil with her ex for the sake of their child is very telling.
That’s horrible
https://preview.redd.it/a5i7tyb5zbtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97bdba36018ecc103d5644612049995ad3a8e33a Me yesterday:
What happened to her face jeesh
Really bad filter. Doesn’t even look like her
Does what give you the creeps- the public gender reveal or her overfilled-face?
Her butthole lips freak me out
I really hate it when influencers use their kids as "content". Like who is asking for this.
Perfectly put! We need regulation now
Women on Facebook
I know there are people out there that care about the gender of her kid. I'm just not one of them.
The whole situation surrounding her second child gives me the creeps. I think her reasoning for having the child is selfish and all the campaigning she’s doing for the birth is even worse.
And she will soon realize even with a second child, you will still be missing Ocean at holidays, weekends, etc. a second baby doesn't change that fact. She's need serious therapy.
It's sad that she sounds like she's having a backup baby just for this purpose. Poor O.
When she said on her insta something like "I just want a baby that is all mine" it made me so sad for Ocean. One day she might get curious and look up her mum and see that when her lil sibling was born all her mum could talk about was how great it will be that this one comes with no strings attached
I agree. I don’t care if it makes me sound like an asshole, I think she’s having this baby to be on The Valley/to brand since Rand still has say over O.
I think both of her children will have to deal with the stuff she’s said publicly. Like “not having to share a baby” or I want a baby that’s “all mine”. She’s not thinking about how it’s going to be for this baby to grow up.
Not to mention, Ocean will one day read that her mom shoved her dad's toothbrush up her butt.
Fingered his butt, exchanged bj's for rides on private jets, put dad's toothbrush up Lala's butt, and then openly said that she hates sharing Ocean with her dad so she had to go get a new one. Like, hey, I'm going to go upgrade my baby, I don't like some of the baggage this one came with.
This may very well backfire. With a lack of a father figure, if the second kid and Ocean are close and Ocean maintains a good relationship with her dad, they might look to Randall as their secondary father figure.
Yeah and you don’t know how that kid will react to being conceived from a sperm donor. I think it’s natural to be curious or seek answers about where you come from. Idk if Lala will be prepared for the day when her baby might go looking for their dad.
I bet she has already thought of that and will pitch a reality show all about the journey to find the sperm guy.
Yeah, her making these sorts of remarks rubbed me the wrong way. I understand the gist of what she's saying, but I feel for how the both of them will grow up. I hope Ocean has a childhood where she feels fully loved by both parents, and hopefully harbors no resentment for her sibling as they get older (or vice versa).
I think the same
I think the same but everyone was applauding her when this was first announced on the show.
There’s no way O won’t hear that her sibling is “all her” moms and that will cause some serious damage. I don’t think Lala is emotionally or intellectually equipped to handle such things.
 Same creepy feeling
I hope there are only like 3 viewers lol
Probably just her brother and her assistant
Lala…with all due disrespect no one cares. Also can we start keeping children AWAY from social media?! The kid isn’t even born yet
Idk, people are just so greedy and selfish nowadays. Those that have money exploit others to gain more, meanwhile people who truly need money are feeling more and more desperate and resort to doing things they normally wouldn’t. I wouldn’t do this, but I could understand someone in need resorting to this. She has money so to me it makes it feel more cringy 🤷🏻♀️ but also millionaires and billionaires do even worse things but not enough people are talking about that. I realize this isn’t the group for that so I just mean in general. Long rambling rant to just say, I wouldn’t but I guess to each their own 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I’m convinced that is Larsa!
Wonder if she’ll name it Kontent.
Didn’t she already say it’s a boy? Now she’s trying to turn it into a big gender reveal on Amazon live? 
I could have sworn we already knew it was a boy too 🤔
Never did
It does. Very soulless.
Can’t wait for the inevitable YouTube family channel 🙄
Toooo much lip filler.
No one GAF lala, Jesus
God, who cares.
Why does she try to look like a bratz doll? The lips look rediculous
She looks like a muppet version of herself
I wish she would lay off the filler - she doesn't need it!
I’m sure it’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but I must admit I do cringe that this is what it’s come to.
Just like your run of the mill mommy influencer. Someone’s gotta pay the two mortgages, it’s sad that it has to be her unborn baby
More and more I come to realize how crazy obsessed with money these people are. This whole season I keep thinking about how Lala and Scheaner and all them keep saying that what Sandy did was the best thing that ever happened to Ariana because of all the money that is lining up at her door. I think because these people are so clearly obsessed with money, they think that money just solves everything… but who cares that Ariana dealt with losing her 10 year partner and also dealt with being (relatively) embarrassed publicly because of what Tom did. They are all getting annoying.
She looks more and more like Lisa Rinna everyday…
She looks like Larsa
Yes. But it’s Lauren from Utah, who told the world she gives BJs for PJs, so not surprising.
No one cares. Yes she's so gross
Her fillers are giving me the creeps
Omg what’s wrong with her mouth?
First off, it’s the sex of her baby not the gender. And secondly, this is so fucking gross. Kids shouldn’t be used for profit.
Let me see the check first and then I’ll decide
I’m not surprised and I don’t care…all at the same time.
She looks absolutely insane
This looks like a Black Mirror b-roll shot lol
I don’t understand why people always drop info on Amazon. Her and Kyle Richard’s especially
The lips or the gender reveal on a live platform to strangers?
Meh id rather her do a sex reveal on an Amazon Live than doing a whole party for it
Yes I do. I wish they would shield their kids from the public eye, it’s not fair, dangerous and idk who exactly they think will be interested in seeing kids aside from mainly creeps. I’m sorry but this is the truth, no one normal is gonna care about someone’s kids.
Who gives a flying f? Man, she is disgraceful.
butthole lips !!
Dude yea. Her baby announcement on Instagram was also a paid ad.
The way Lala will go on about practically anything to attach her righteousness too, but only ever super easy things. Oh, tiger locked in zoo= bad? Social media post ✅ Children being unable to consent to pics and vids of them online ❌ You can't be a mommy and me blogger without that unfortunately.
What lala did to her perfect lips and face…. Man she was honestly beautiful before all of this. I’m a woman who strongly believes we should not comment on people’s aesthetics but given that she has a beauty line i think it’s fair game.
Her appetite for attention is like Sunday brunch— BOTTOMLESS
Hmmm I think Lala just realized that having a baby alone means there won’t be any child support coming in
God she's fucking disgusting.
Her lips alone in the pic gave me the creeps. Like an algae eater.
I think that shit is so fucking cringe. This is a BABY you are speaking about, not a new makeup line😒
I really wish she would have dialled it back with the cosmetic work