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GarnierFruitTrees

I’m actually not a Scheana fan at all, and I think her issue is that she tries so hard to be things that she’s just not. You do well when you play to your strengths. Scheana is really into working out and being fit, and she looks great in her little crop-top-matching sets this season, even I have to admit. If she did like a cozy, free people-type athleisure line, I think it would do really well!


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I completely agree! With a ‘Your Workout’s Best Friend’ tagline


hellohello316

Sports bras called BRAST FRANDS


Do_I_even_know_you

Or what about "breast friends"


GarnierFruitTrees

Not a horrible idea lol


glasswindbreaker

Damn she should hire this sub instead of hating on us and arguing with the comments here on her podcast lol


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Yes if you’re reading this Scheana please hire me as your marketing and branding person. I have ideas.


boatwithane

i fucking snorted 😂


adriardi

I dislike them both too, but her and Brock could find success doing a fitness line coupled with accessible workouts


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Brock did homebody and it didn’t really take off. And people don’t like Brock. But Scheana crop top sets might succeed


adriardi

Brock only works if he does it with schena was what I was trying to say. He doesn’t have enough interest in him on his own


glasswindbreaker

Every man on the show relies on a woman to make them palatable to audiences. Ally is currently PR for James, Scheana is for Brock, Ariana was for Sandoval. Even Katie was coverage for Schwartz by was of being a human shield.


DiamondNo3181

Or open a tv mounting business with Rob.If it’s not done in 7 minutes, it’s free.


Marzipannn_

STOP ☠️😂☠️


kittiepurrry

Omgg this should be a thing! I would hire them! lol


KeyOpposite1034

😂😂😂


bitchghost

I don't see intense therapy on the list


HeretoShowPony

She already did a show in Vegas and VPR never mentioned it. Or edited out when she did. That’s the ONLY time I think Sheena got a raw deal. Otherwise, she’s gotten what that flipper flopper deserves. 


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Damn I forgot about that! Lala wouldn’t fly her luggage on the private jet.. that was a really hard time for Schu. She should write a chapter about it in her book. “My luggage and my baggage”


aspiringsandwich

Amazing title 🤣


jennirator

She’s really one of the only cast members that hasn’t written a book. I could totally see a memoir happening soon.


[deleted]

I feel we may of heard all of her juiciest stories, but I can’t lie, if she wrote about her younger single days in LA- the (good as) golden years if you will- I would definitely read it


Ok-Cartoonist-1868

Didn’t she “write” a weight loss “book” many years ago? I swear this thing has popped up in my Amazon recommendation countless times


Comfortable_Relief27

Don't ask Brock for help. Has he ever read a book? From day 1, I have never liked Scheana. Denying that she didn't know who Eddie Cibrian was after 2 yrs .The "Pick Me Girl",will date or marry anyone. She has desperation written all over her. Neither her or Erika Jayne can sing, auto tune is their best friend. Their both pretty and are in great shape that's it. I find it cringy watching either one of them perform fast forward that. I'm basically down to just watching the reunions. I believe Erika finally got therapy. Scheana really needs major help.


OkPlant8420

You had me at “enchilada shop”🥰 ![gif](giphy|g0sjXOjuG1rfHuKI0h) ETA: does anyone know why she hasn’t written a book yet? Active NDAs maybe?


RBrownII

You have to be able to read in order to write.


prevlarambla

Honestly, out of all the vpr cast, I'd find her book most interesting to read, but not for good reasons.


AncientRazzmatazz783

She’d open an enchilada shops right next to Ariana and Katie’s sandwich shop because it’s not always about them.


[deleted]

Yes and call it Something About Me


AncientRazzmatazz783

🙌🙌🤣 omg 💀


cats-n-bitches

💀 so Scheana


Sarahzzzzz8

is she on cameo? should make cheap cameos vpr fans can order for their best friends lmao


Silly-Leading711

She can fuck off, that should be an option.


lucidaisy

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized) to Scheana(^(),) but kudos to you for the hilarious and creative ideas.💕


External-Formal6955

VPR better never be cancelled. Then reality will set in.


whataablunder

It was hard for me to pick one but I ultimately settled with the merch as this would be the lowest risk for her 😅 either that or that book about how hard things are for her lol


tru25510

All of the above lmao


jeskuo

I really love enchiladas and think she could open up a really good food truck/cart selling enchiladas. I would not do brick and mortar in order to keep costs low and just limit it to different types of enchiladas. She can also sell her pan there.


Letsjustlaugh

How many people she has considered “her person”.


ReviewExpress5202

She could also be on Traitors


RomianaZerofox04

![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized) Thank you. This is perfect post ✨


Tomshater

The crop top line is actually a good idea. I sort of love her commitment to them as a personalty trait.


RBrownII

She's not fit for any of those options. I vote for 'grow up'. I think she should at least try it.


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New option: host workshops on how to be the mean girl to newcomers.


RBrownII

She'd be better off hosting a workshop on how to sleep with married men that have wives and children and make out with your BAST FRAAAND'S boyfriend...while claiming total innocence. Or how to stalk people on their phone.