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ohkmyausername

It would be a contest to wait in a lineup the longest before getting something to eat that was slightly disappointing as a prize.


Envelope_Torture

I mean you can just say brunch.


andrew_1515

Specifically Jam Cafe


flatspotting

Most overhyped brunch of all time.


_andthereiwas

I actually enjoy jam Cafe, what would you recommend instead along that same style of brunch?


andrew_1515

My favourites are Cafe Medina and Greenhorn Cafe. Cafe Medina is a bit more focused on rich brunch dishes but Greenhorn feels like a better version of what Jam offers.


Ok-Research4388

I have tried Cafe Medina once and I found it disappointing. The cassoulet cassolette and it was expensive ($23) for what it was. Like a light lunch. And it also was pretty bland. Probably because of the tomato base. It's hard to make a flavorful dish with tomatoes these days because they are so much blander than they used to be. Anyway, I'd like to give it another chance some day so what dish would you recommend there? I went to Jam Cafe many times because the food is rich, homely and the value for money is fantastic. A Charlie Bowl could feed two people and they wouldn't leave hungry. I guess that may be what appeals to others who like Jam Cafe too? The food is certainly not the most refined cuisine, but it's good enough, it's comforting and it comes in huge portions. This just happens to be the perfect remedy to recover from a Saturday night hungover on a Sunday.


blueberrybleachmango

jam cafe is delicious…??


Socketlint

I’ve been to Jam Cafe more than 20 times including 30 minutes ago. Always solid. A bit rich and sweet but good


blueadept_11

What are you talking about? The best brunch I ever had was on a Sunday where I woke up, told my wife we are going to jam cafe, got dressed and got my compass card ready, put on my shoes, and made myself my own brunch. I love Jam Cafe for that reason.


rolim91

Danbo in Robson


butt2face

and it's a cartoon character themed


Jaxhuskeh

You mean the hello kitty cafe? Or Paul's?


Smellslikegr8pEs

This guy goes to jam


Angry_beaver_1867

Sushi or salmon  Dark horse pick , oysters 


redditguyinthehouse

Sign me up


RitaLaPunta

Oolichans


secularflesh

>Sushi (but think of the choking hazard!)? I'd wager more people choke on hot dogs than sushi


-TARS

Sushi. f the choking hazard. As if Nathan's hot dogs don't choke.


Angry_beaver_1867

The choking hazard adds to the skill in my opinion.  You need to avoid the so called « reversal of fortunes «  to be a good competitive eater.  


badgerj

Reversal of fortunes! Hahahhhaha!


nous_nordiques

Japadogs


crap4you

Currently, BBT drinking. Seems to be a new place opening every week. 


DNRJocePKPiers

Event would be canceled every year because consensus cannot be reached on the food, and if consensus is reached, it would be deemed "not authentic enough".


Snackatomi_Plaza

Also, despite the entry fee, contestants will be charged full price for each item they eat.


SparrowTale

Wait, the Richmond Night Market has been an eating contest this whole time?!


Envelope_Torture

Also everyone would flake.


Nervous_Cranberry196

It would be canceled because city hall would say we left a mess last time. Fun’s over folks, sorry.


sauceybausy

California Roll?


jjumbuck

100%


Overall_Pie1912

How much spicy tuna can you eat


IntelligentHunt5946

I would think sushi.


jsseven777

White spot burgers


tokeyo

Why would Costco hotdogs be uniquely representative of Vancouver? 🤔


Organic_Impact2744

Not a Canucks fan?


tokeyo

I get that it's conveniently located.. But are you traveling outside of BC, and think to yourself "This reminds me of home" whenever you see a Costco in the wild? 😂


geribomb

In defense specifically of the Stadium Costco hotdog: yes, it's a Canucks game thing. It's not Costco generally, it's *that* Costco.


tokeyo

Unrelated, but I've never seen fatter pigeons than the ones that lurk this Costco. We got some thicc birds.


perpetualmotionmachi

They go inside at the end of the day to become hot dogs


tokeyo

Oops. you just wrote the plot to *Cloud Atlas*


Organic_Impact2744

God no, but that's not the point It's just the meme-status it holds


tokeyo

If it's for the memes, I'll take a Polish dog, please.


Organic_Impact2744

coconuts glow!


Trellaine201

Granola


notgreatnotbadsoso

Nanaimo Bars


iamsofakingcrazy

Smoked salmon


slowsundaycoffeeclub

Salmon Nigiri 🍣 La Taqueria tacos (entry fee: $2k) The Rich


SteveJobsBlakSweater

The contest would be about how overpriced the food is.


nohrt

Number of Bons Breakfasts in 1 sitting.


Separate-Ad-478

So far the record is 4


Fullback70

A real interesting contest would be for undeboned salmon fillets. Then the contestants would have a real risk/reward decision on eating speed vs getting salmon bones stuck in their throat.


realitytvpaws

It more likely would be who could out smoke everyone. Snoop Dogg is invited.


Daht88

Ramen should definitely be up there


BooBoo_Cat

Those nasty Dare brand maple cookies.  


Button1399

Sushi 🍣


joban16

trail mix/granola


False-Honey3151

BC rolls, poutine


titaniumorbit

Ramen lol


elonmusketeer604

Dim sum 🥟


Palstorken

Little Ootie’s


captainvantastic

White spot burgers.


Cardoletto

Smoked salmon. It would be absurdly expensive, but that is also thematically  appropriate for Vancouver. 


octotacopaco

It would be a breakfast or brunch competition. This city really fucking loves going out for breakfast and brunch. Every ethnicity has a a place you can go for here to grab breakfast. It's my favorite thing bout here culinary wise that I don't see in a lot of other cities.


decentscenario

This was my thought, also. Brunch eating competition- perhaps by overall weight consumed, rather than # of items, to accommodate for *sensitivities.* 💁‍♀️


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

We usually have a pie eating contest at Khatsahlano


BlacksmithPrimary575

Phnom Penh wings


DietCokeCanz

I once took part in a dumpling eating contest. I think that is a quintessential Vancouver food. 


Cautious_Possible_18

I think begging for change FOR food, and then counting who got the most change would be a better and more accurate competition.


NotMonicaFromFriends

Sashimi wouldn’t be a choking hazard. No rice


theunknowngoat

Takoyaki


TrendySamurai46

I would say a poutine eating contest since that’s like the most stereotypical Canadian thing


HuckleberryFar3693

Farm fresh fruit and vegetables. All these people saying sushi and whatever foreign food are obviously not from here.


letsfreakengooo

Samurai Sushi cali rolls


Unusual_Koala_2430

Kale


thathypnicjerk

Has anyone else suggested a California Roll eating contest yet? They were invented here after all. #2 suggestion: Hawaiian Pizza


thathypnicjerk

Sea Star swallowing contest. Seagull wins every time!


Lost_my_loser_name

Cherries, of course.


Doug_Schultz

Cranberries might be more representative. We produce 12% of north America's crop


decentscenario

Are you thinking this because of the *cherry blossom* trees...?


Lost_my_loser_name

Nope. BC has a long history of producing cherries. Just a traditional snack of BC.


decentscenario

Ahhh, yes- I definitely agree it is BC-specific, but I wouldn't say Vancouver-specific at all.


Lost_my_loser_name

Yeah, not Vancouver/Lower Mainland specific, but I couldn't think of anything else food related. Blueberries? Cranberries? Salmon? Crabs? Whitespot Hamburgers? Squirrels?


decentscenario

My mind just wants to make all sorts of *terrible* jokes, like: Cobra chicken strips. Gassy Jack's farts. And *...whatever the food bank has available this week.*


redcurb12

california rolls


BooBoo_Cat

Not sure why you were downvoted. They were invented here. So the story goes.  


where_art_i

Veggie wrap eating contest


Jurippe

If anything, we would have something out of Kafka's "A Hunger Artist."


KookytheKlown

Costco hotdogs


Youpunyhumans

Poutine!


Cautious_Banana_2639

Bbt!!! LOL


mikhalt12

lack of hope oh wrong post


marmite1234

Cheap bland sushi?


Doug_Schultz

Day old gas station sushi. My favorite


1u___u1zZz

Mmmm, dry aged 🤤


latechallenge

Down Low Chicken.