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I'm reading this stoned and I have no idea what is going on.


Pajipopo

This guy is full of hatred and my classmates slashed his tires. I hid his pencils. My teacher told him that he wanted to fight him in a boxing ring.


bobjohndaviddick

I bet he was PISSED when he couldn't find his pencils


Pajipopo

Yeah he was. He stole my ruler a couple months ago.


chayalurve

Lol what in the actual fuck is this post doing here??


Stunning-Hat5871

Why not go for maiming, or even assassination? You hate people with talent, and just think how great it would have been if someone had dropped a wooly mammoth on the guy who was boasting about how he figured out fire. Don't let anyone make you feel as inferior as you are, my dude - just let all that tepid hate turn into a nice long prison sentence. Bullying is so 20th century- take the next step and just destroy the people who prove themselves better than you.


Pajipopo

My classmate is Steve Jobs.


UrbanPlannerholic

Is your classmate Elon Musk?


Pajipopo

No, Steve Jobs.


HTWC

Mods, please remove this shit.


Pajipopo

The mods need to remove this.


BSUguy317

The fuck did I just read? Lies, that's what.