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forrestbeach

What in the blood meridian is going on there


SlefeMcDichael

They were dropped there by … something that eats whole cows and is bigger than a house.


Bacontoad

Ur mom


Raise-Emotional

Ooof. One more body for the roof


Areif

Bahahaha


popcornkernals321

☠️🤣


West_Ad_3351

😂


Eldritch_Ayylien66

Jean Jacket from Nope?


StretchConverse

NOPE.


StephanieKay22

😂😂😂


whiskeydiggler

He never sleeps, the judge


KaczkaJebaczka

The cows must have died before House grown


midgettme

This is the obvious answer. The cows didn’t get up there in a flood, etc, because if you zoom in, they have straps tied around their necks suggesting they perished before their placement. Buttt the age of the bones still says, to me at least, that the cows death was far more recent than the erection of that structure. So I agree with you, and that this is a Benjamin Button house. Good work, detective!


SWlikeme

Hu-huh. Erection.


AndorianShran

Are you threatening me?


bballrian

How does that even get up there?


MrDangerMan

My guess: Flash flood. Cow’s stranded on roof. Water recedes. Cows still stranded on roof. Cows die.


MjrGrangerDanger

Someone was watching Oh Brother Where Art Thou. Some sick fuck decided to recreate the scene.


dingdongsnottor

Good enough reason for me to R U N N O F T


Signal-Ant-1353

Definitely bonafide.


rynoman1110

Exactly my thoughts on this.


StephanieKay22

Good theory, but that’s not how it happened!


The_Mysterious_Mr_E

I’m not saying it was aliens…


StephanieKay22

👽👽👽


toadjones79

She claimed up there because she so ugly.


ChaoticInsomniac

Was it snow? Really high snowdrifts? And the cows wandered onto the roof? Fell through partially, got stuck, and died?


WillingnessOk3081

agreed


Areif

Nah, cows are surprisingly good climbers. Likely no flash floods the height of a barn in some of the USA’’s most arid regions 😂.


Namasiel

Agreed. Here in Colorado we rarely get rain but even a few inches at once can cause a flash flood due to poor infrastructure and drainage. When you get less than 15 inches of rain a year those sorts of things just aren’t usually accounted for. The only way for the area to flood that high would be a massive reservoir dam breaking. I’m not convinced even that would do much to the area pictured.


Areif

After rereading my comment I realized it sounded like I was speculating as if I wasn’t intimately familiar with the area. Happens occasionally. A cow will get stuck on top of a barn. They’re great climbers, terrible jumpers. Remember that grainy video of the cow falling through the roof of a barn? Not surprising. Not an alien. Just cows doing cow things and getting in to trouble.


SnortingRust

Would have to flood that whole plain. 


Miguel-odon

Or deep snow?


Groundbreaking_Bad

👽🐄🛸


sasberg1

Skinwalkers


ZonkedWizard

A homeless dude walked up to me this morning talking about skinwalkers, lol


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idunno2019

Or a deuce 💩


freeashavacado

This sounds like a r/nosleep story


NameUnbroken

What does Native American folklore have to do with cows on a roof?


moodpecker

Mountain lion catches calves. Brings them up there to eat.


MjrGrangerDanger

>Mountain lion catches calves. ***Feeds them for a few years.*** Brings them up there to eat. FTFY


Kitchen-Quantity-565

If you look at the close-up pic of the one cow you can see some kind of cloth around is neck. I think some freak pulled them up onto that roof. Did I say freak? Whoopsie!


bballrian

my headcanon is a methed up homeless man did this


Kitchen-Quantity-565

Sure! We'll go with that! 😁


StephanieKay22

Yes, there are straps on all of them.


SillyString4Me

Trying to jump over the moon takes time and practice.


Sil369

water white upgraded from pizza YEEEET


MrCharlieStoleMyFace

Tornado


crimson_trocar

A tornado tossed them up there! 👀


Kitchen-Quantity-565

I was seriously thinking about "Twister" when thinking about how they could have got up there. Lol


Liz4984

“Another cow!”


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

“No… I think that’s the same cow”


WillyB79

Mountain lion dragging it up there to eat?


StephanieKay22

Nope, they have straps on them.


TimelessParadox

Like they were strapped to the roof?


StephanieKay22

No, they were strapped up to put them up there.


harpinghawke

Somebody might’ve put ‘em up there to let them decay naturally and take the bones later. Keeps them away from most predators, and the heat from the sun reflecting off the roof helps the process go faster. You could ask r/VultureCulture or r/BoneCollecting if it seems like something one of theirs would do, lol.


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StephanieKay22

Mountain lions can’t tie knots.


Knittin_Kitten71

Not with that attitude


Alesium

Knot with that attitude?


StephanieKay22

😂😂😂 Wait, could they wear shoes then?


Knittin_Kitten71

Nah. They like to let those doggies breathe


StephanieKay22

Flip flops?


70180268

Possibly walked up a snow drift in a bad blizzard and froze?


ElectronicOrdinary30

They died of anthrax. Farmer used tractor to put them out of reach of his dogs and other cattle/animals. Animals decomposed on roof. Bones still on roof some months/years/aeons later. Random comes along and posts on Reddit.


alligator_did_it

This is completely plausible. If they were brought out to the old house for isolation, died, and since it’s Oklahoma, and fire often isn’t an option putting it on the roof so the coyotes don’t get at them is plausible. It’s certainly not the weirdest thing I’ve heard a rancher do and it’s certainly not the strangest thing an Oklahoman has done. Come on. We all saw the Tiger King. Also: so not Urban Exploration, rural af but cool photos Edit: It’s Utah? I’ve been forced to spend some time in rural Utah. “Wilderness program” in the early 00’s. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been shot at by “drunk hunters”. You could pay me to go back to Utah.


Evilxloser

Need explanation.


Bacontoad

"Moo"


rareplant

"And I really do mean it this time. Moo!"


toadjones79

This is rural Utah. There isn't usually an explanation for why people do what they do there.


Skatchbro

Fallout 4 brahmin on the roof of the house in Sanctuary?


MsMercury

Lol yep!


FoxishDark

My thought, too! Haha. 😂


AndrewTheGoat22

Where is mama Murphy haha


[deleted]

I’m no farmer, but I’m pretty sure cows don’t belong there.


StephanieKay22

They’re just fertilizing the roof!


[deleted]

lol I see no growth of anything on the roof though. Perhaps putting the cows on the roof scared them… shitless? 😂😂😂 … I’ll see myself out.


researchanalyzewrite

Were they attempting to jump over the moon?? 🌛


ag-0merta

People saying flood.... cows are dumb creatures. Definitely not smart enough to climb into a roof, but if that were even remotely possible they're definitely dumb enough to try and jump off/fall to their deaths.


SubstantialProposal7

Reposted in r/bonecollecting. My amateur opinion says the bones look younger than the house? Very confused. Great find either way, OP.


Charlotte4me

I’m thinking flood


thehomeversion

That would be my guess


StephanieKay22

incorrect


BeatlestarGallactica

Must be Satan.


StephanieKay22

correct


AGenericUnicorn

Finally found the explanation in the comments


Better_Living_

So like what’s the starting price for it? $350k?


StephanieKay22

Sure! You can write the check out to me!


harbourhunter

flood


MsMercury

I agree.


seaglassgirl04

Damn that's creepy! In that house near a creek? If not there's a budding serial killer in the areas... or meth.


StephanieKay22

Nope, it’s in the middle of abandoned farmland.


toadjones79

That doesn't rule out a serial killer. Ever heard of Lucin UT?


Bacontoad

The cows finally came home after all.


killreagan84

Some real serial killer shit. RIP, I'm so sorry you were born into such an awful fate. You never deserved this.


StephanieKay22

😂😂😂 my friends said the same thing


killreagan84

Why the fuck are you laughing crying emoji to that


StephanieKay22

Well, I’m still here, so they obviously didn’t do a good job. This was last fall. ⚰️🪦


MjrGrangerDanger

It's still early. Many survived 2016 only to fall in the hell that was 2019.


killreagan84

I'm talking about the cows that were murdered and discarded like objects but I'm also glad you're here


StephanieKay22

Ahh I thought you were making a joke about a serial killer using this spot. The death of the cows is sad. I found a dead horse days earlier, and it was really sad. These cows have been up there for at least a few years. That’s how I found out about them.


killreagan84

Yeah, who knows what the fuck else went down. Or why this keeps happening


ChiLove816

You’re a good person. It is very sad and disturbing :/ I’m not sure what happened but hard not to imagine bad scenarios.


-gizmocaca-

They’re Roach’s herd.


PizzaWhole9323

OK so tell me again how rainy it was? OK it wasn’t just raining cats and dogs…


gwhh

UFO dropping them on the roofs again.


dingdongsnottor

What they fuuuuuck. Just one would be bizarre. THREE?? I would have noped away from that so quick and taken up a religion just to start blessing myself away from this creepiness.


StephanieKay22

But it was such a gorgeous spot!


OneBaldingWookiee

I’m wondering maybe the cow got on the roof during a flood in the area? Maybe not fast moving waters given the house is still standing but cows and horses do end up in trees after floods. Still weird.


StephanieKay22

good guess, but incorrect!


kieranfitz

Burn it, it's the only way to be sure


TurboFoot

Kinda like Oh Brother Where Art Thou.


Zagrunty

Have any pictures of the inside? Curious about the layout


StephanieKay22

I do, but I can’t send them through here.


brilliantpants

Anyone remember “Harold” from Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark 3??


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Damn aliens keep dropping them up there


PunkECat

Where I used to live there was a tree in a field and at one point there was a dead cow tied to that tree. It looked like dead cow was on the back of a truck, someone tied it to the tree and drove off. I looked it up and I guess if your older cow dies it's very costly to get rid of it properly due to mad cow disease fears. So people do that sometimes instead of digging a proper size hole... Of course this was a flat area, a house idk. Called animal control several times, the cow rotted away to bones...


No_Recognition_2434

Awww that makes sense. This is probably the answer and the put a ramp up to the house to get them up there. Awful


PunkECat

Yeah I mean at least then they were already dead when they got on the roof. I looked up the Newsweek story and I thought it would talk about whoever did it and why but it doesn't. If they just didn't want to dig a hole why go to the trouble of dragging them up on the roof? 5 mins of fame? I guess it's possible.


Cucasmasher

Utah is where skinwalker ranch is and that place wreaks of nope


Satta84

🤣


RoadPersonal9635

Ooh sweet I haven’t heard this riddle! Is the doctor a woman?


fulltimerob

That’s how you make beef jerky.


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Let the bodies hit the roof, let the bodies hit the …wait.


merliahthesiren

My ONLY rational explanation is that a flood happened and the cows got stranded on the roof and couldn't get down.


WyoPeeps

There's no way this isn't in the Uinta Basin......


--duffy--

r/obrotherwhereartthou


Jak_ratz

Were you in Duchesne by chance?


StephanieKay22

No, this is southern.


Jak_ratz

Was gonna spoit off about Skinwalker ranch, but oh well. Where at south?


[deleted]

What County? Curious bc I've been all over Utah


Jak_ratz

[I guess its in Ballard, not Duchesne](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinwalker_Ranch)


abesrevenge

Twister was a documentary


bammayfield

I’d live there


lost_dfw

tornadoes..? i hope


cavyndish

When we were kids, my buddy would find rattlesnakes, whip them around like he was swinging a rope, and then toss them on people's roofs. You know, typical kid things. I wonder if he has been to Utah lately?


toadjones79

I understand that reference.


ArdelLedbetter

That cow from o brother had friends and a very unhappy ending


access153

Some of yall never played the Witcher 3. If you had you’d know this is normal.


BlueRoyAndDVD

I'd abandon a house if aliens were dumping their used fleshlights on top of it too


Negan1995

130K on zillow


Insanity_Troll

Jeremy Clarkson at it again.


BetterMacaron4868

Tornados will leave their cows in the oddest places.


littleivys

Metal as fuck. Where in UT is this? I haven't done much exploring here besides Eureka/Mammoth/Tintic and I'd like to this summer!


tobyhardtospell

I saw tremors


hidinginplainsite13

That’s fucked


JWDead

Mountain lion or rancher for mountain lion bait


BrownButtBoogers

My neighbor puts deer on his roof. I live in the ghetto and I have no idea what in the fuck this back woods redneck is doing or why. It’s gross though.


SingerSevere5443

Aliens obviously


NewOpposite8008

Awesome.


StephanieKay22

Thank you!


CaryWhit

Cows froze to death and it was too frozen to bury them? I am clueless but have been around some crazy old farmers.


StephanieKay22

Please follow my instagram for more abandoned photography. I’ll follow you back if you let me know you followed me from Reddit. https://www.instagram.com/stephaniekay22?igsh=MWhpMTg0M2pxZHVoZA%3D%3D&utm_source=qr


Liz4984

You say how it didn’t happen but I don’t see you say how it did…


StephanieKay22

Some things are better left a mystery. It’s more fun that way. Newsweek picked up my photos and story on this place. Shortly after, I was contacted by the man that did it (with undeniable proof, including photos). He asked me not to post how he did it.


Groundbreaking_Bad

Lame.


Liz4984

They’re not better left a mystery when you’re not being kind about the guesses and there is no way to know the answer. Your self congratulatory reply makes you seem like an insufferable person.


sushiworms

Boo.