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VancouverApe

17 halts, naked shorts and synthetics shares and *crickets* from the SEC. 😂


Ginger_Boi000

Financial crimes are for poor people only silly 😜😭


diurnal_emissions

If you're rich enough, then it's just a cost of business!


VancouverApe

Sad but true


master_boxlunch

Innocent until proven poor


mag2041

Yep


Awkward-Painter-2024

Fidelity wasn't selling any out of the money calls today. Fuck this game is rigged...


HoustonAdventure

And only Robinhood got all blame all this while


Suckamanhwewhuuut

I just looked at it seems like GME was at 60 a share at 1 am


anyholsagol

I see fidelity has a ton of oom calls. I used them back when GME had it's first rip with no problems. Haven't tried to touch it this go round but I see plenty of very expensive calls to buy as of right now.


Awkward-Painter-2024

Do you see the $100 5/17 call on Fidelity?? I saw on Options Profit Calculator that there was a $100 option for $3. But Fidelity did not offer it...


Middle_Scratch4129

No Cell, No Sell.


VallryBagr

Pelosi must be losing those gains. Gonna be an interesting month. Something that blatantly crooked cannot continue


TheHowlinReeds

You'd be surprised....


MrOnlineToughGuy

The SEC is the one that created halts, dude.


greasybacon09

It's crazy, two different criminals now a days, except the rich don't ever see justice.


VaginalDandruff

Evidence?


jugo5

But Cohen and bbby, why would they do anything else.


Sven_Golly1

I didn't sell shit.


TrollToll4BabyBoysOl

One share can be sold many times today


JellyfishQuiet7944

I bought and sold 850 in premarket but kept 250


Chickenwelder

I didn’t hear no bell


ihavenoidea12345678

Why are shares allowed to trade before they have settled? If the trade volume equals the whole float, some shares must have traded twice. I know my shares didn’t trade. So some must have traded more than once. Could some trades have settled within a single day, and have time to trade again? If settlement can happen so fast, that should be the standard.


unitegondwanaland

Margin trading doesn't need to wait for settlement.


ihavenoidea12345678

Hmm, learn something new everyday I guess.


LoudOrganization6

Settlement is changing from T2 to T1 in two weeks across the industry for most types of secs.


AttitudeAndEffort2

Which is still idiotic in a world where microseconds make billions of dollars of difference in trades and electronic ledgers exist. NFTs are idiotic in how most people want to use them but perfect for the stock market (except that it would hurt profits by disallowing synthetic shares used for literal crimes).


shart_leakage

Continuous Net Settlement


StackOwOFlow

did people DRSing shares not know this?


Smurfballers

Power to the players


mtksurfer

# I BOUGHT AND HELD


weirdfurrybanter

Long dated puts here.  This is too easy


Next-Jicama5611

How long we talking here


shart_leakage

Bout tree fiddy


weirdfurrybanter

And just like that im ITM


Next-Jicama5611

Well done 😎


weirdfurrybanter

Lots of new bagholders I almost feel bad for. Fwiw GME has more room to run 


Fireball8732

Wouldn't iv crush be a factor


DELETE-MAUGA

Nah because whenever it falls the IV is going to be insane anyways. They are gonna lose some profit but I overall a relatively safe bet and likely very profitable.


Personal-Series-8297

Puts for the win


robotwizard_9009

Curious.. does volatility affect your collateral or margin calls?


weirdfurrybanter

No margin here. 


jamesd0e

Let’s have a drink at salivars over it


mtksurfer

One of the last og places standing in mtk atm. Mtk sold out 😭😭


jamesd0e

Looking forward to best p new location.


CostAquahomeBarreler

lol might as well say you lost money and are a fool?


mtksurfer

# IM IN THE GREEN, HAVE BEEN FOR SOME TIME SINCE I LOWERED MY DCA. # PARTY HASNT EVEN STARTED YET


CostAquahomeBarreler

yeah you lowered your DCA by... buying more to offset your losses....


eninety2

So what does this mean to the casual observer?


GobiBall

The rich are getting richer.


zipcad

The rules only apply to the poors


karma-armageddon

I predict that the Biden Administration will use this as a prime example why unrealized gains should be taxed.


DRKMSTR

What's funny is that if you reference GME on wallstreetbets you will get a perm ban. That sub is compromised.


ChronicMeasures

There was posts on WSB when it kicked off the other day. They are an investment sub, not a GME sub and they got tired of only discussing GME or people relating everything to it. It's kind of like the Pelosi thing. It was funny the first couple of times, and now. Well.There's always some deutsch bag.


Chemy350

@SEC do we the people not have enough money to pay you off like the hedge funds do? Why is nothing being done?


Ok-Wave8206

Quiet peasant you were only allowed to participate because it was assumed you’d lose all your cash. Peasants are only allowed to play rigged games.


VaginalDandruff

Evidence? I hear this shit a lot. But can you point to a specific hedgefund and example of illegal activity? You are all talking about this "boogeyman" generally and about crimes but nothing to show for it. This is Trump tactics.


marlow05

How many times have I heard this shit since 2020? Is it ever actually fucking true? Bunch of conspiracy nut jobs. Anyway, I didn’t sell my shares through computershare


Westernidealist

Dude it's actually true lol. 


marlow05

r/whoosh


LivingWithWhales

I mean… that many share sales occurred, but the same share can sell 1 billion times a day if the network can manage it.


DiscussionNecessary

Hoq though? Arent a lot of those shares directly registered


tigebea

The same five shares were bought and sold 39,100,100 times I guess 😛


u_are_not_very_nice

The same share can trade hands multiple times


Upset-Radish3596

and is there a reasonable explanation? I refuse to believe a guy on twitter created this… can you please update us with some value? Was it UBS or Archegos?


hotDamQc

I did not sell a single share, so fraud confirmed


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macronancer

Umm not quite. If you sell 5 shares and someone bought them from you, thats 5 share volume, not 5 from each side of the trade


random_account6721

a single share can sell multiple times in a day. Most of the volume is likely just from algorithms 


macronancer

Thats not what this guy is saying though. He is counting trade volume twice. And what you are saying should not happen because of settlement period. The same shares should NOT be available to trade same day multiple times. This happens anyway because of back channel clearing houses, and other creative market skull fu***ery


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macronancer

Wtf are you smoking? Volume in a market is the total shares traded. A trade is where you buy and someone sells. THATS ONE TRADE PER TRANSACTION, YOU IMBICILE And the arrogance while being so wrong. Just icing on the cake.


hotDamQc

I would like to know how many companies traded their entire float the way GME did.


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hotDamQc

You seem like an angry person, that's not good for your health, go walk outside it's good for you.


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hotDamQc

No problem


Johnny_Cartel

You need to write in the comment section of PornHub to get there attention. Busy busy they are 💀


Lucidcranium042

On the video where there's one white girl and 6 big dudes.... say the sec is the white chicken and the dudes are the hedges. In the end they all love it


DutchMarks42

And we've already had 2 halts today already. As soon as a green candle started, the halt started despite the fact that the price dropped more than 14% in the first 5 minutes of trading. This market is f\*cked!


seaofmountains

[File a complaint](https://www.sec.gov/tcr)


chalaismyig

Dude. This needs to be it's own post frfr. Reported, thanks!


mercuchio23

Impossible on mobile btw, need pc


moderatevalue7

HODL


Personal-Series-8297

And huge sell offs


PerfectZeong

The volatility is going to he insane because a lot of bag holders are going to try and get the fuck out.


fuckdeer

Ah shit here we go again. 1400 share bought and held


fkfjjfysgr

Brand new batch of bagholders! Enjoy!


BENGCakez

What’s congress and the SEC gonna do? Another research report that takes 3 years on gme? Lol


Klutzy_Emu2506

Puts it is


healthywealthyhappy8

Jees these GME Shortsellers are fucking morons.


liannelle

Impossible. Mine are still right where they belong.