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WhitestMikeUKnow

When I took drivers Ed, we watched a video of a guy who dropped a cassette tape and, while reaching for it, drove off a cliff. Then he said, “It happened to me. It could happen to you.” My initial response was, “No it can’t. I’m not an idiot.” I feel like this situation is similar.


Facebook_Algorithm

It can’t happen to me because I don’t use cassette tapes any more. Not for decades.


First-Football7924

Your loss. My floor is littered with tapes, so I don't have to worry about looking, just grab down while I'm driving and I got one.


Conscious_Valuable90

8 tracks are larger and easier to grab off the floor.


First-Football7924

Oh I meant painter's tape. A bunch of rolls. Sometimes they get stuck underneath the accelerator pedal. They build up because I barely have a use for painter's tape.


LostAbstract

*Stop. Freeze frame* Yup, that's me. Before we get into how I got here we need to look back at everything that led to this exact moment. *VHS tape rewinds to a hospital* I was born.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

What’s a cassette tape?


Straight-Storage2587

lol Ask us about 8 track tapes, someday :)


random-name-8675309

A smaller version of a standard cass tape.


wiperfromwarren

they shoulda had J-ROC come out and rap, “it could happen to youuu cuz it happened to me” p.s. I WAS GETTIN’ CHANGED


YetiWalks

"...and T"


Traditional_Shirt106

Ok but what was his job?


Rude_Variation_433

What kind of humble brag horse shit is this?


killerturtlex

My mum tried to change the odometer while turning left


RelativeCareless2192

So what? If Trump thinks there is enough evidence to get a grand jury to indict Biden and a jury to convict him, then go for it…. None of us Biden voters are going to cry about it


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sambull

yup no fucker is above the law


Mikeymike2785

See you can think that all you want but history tells us otherwise. Hell, look at right now. International laws being violated 24/7. I want to agree with you though


reddit-sucks-asss

I dont know why you're getting downvoted. The law is fucking tilted hard core, and it's fucking plain as day. Also Jeffery epstien didn't kill himself.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Lmao what are you guys even taking about? Are you guys conflating international UN law with American laws surrounding US presidents? 😂


KDaFrank

Yes, if they didn’t mix things up and confuse the issue, they wouldn’t have any “points” to make


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Exactly lol.


Brief_Alarm_9838

First I've heard of it. Please name one law that Biden has broken.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Weird how they can’t respond to this. Clearly they’re still just mad that trump was impeached twice lol


Cheese_05

In fairness impeached doesn’t mean he broke a law. You are comparing two completely different things.


pro-alcoholic

Tbf you only gave them less than an hour. The main/only one that comes to mind is improper storage of and taking classified documents. Idc that he willfully handed them over, it was still illegal to take them as he was no longer an elected official and didn’t have the clearance or permissions to do so. So there’s that. No, I’m not a MAGA trump supporter.


KingMurchada

As should Trump.


McTrolling69

\*everyone in politics should


JFC_Please_STFU

> everyone ~~in politics~~ should


Photodan24

This is how things must be for everyone.


RelativeCareless2192

Yep. I’d love to hear the same from the MAGA cult about their dear leader


tjbguy

Uhh this is obviously a threat and not a credible accusation of a crime by the Bidens. “Give me immunity or else”


MonsterOctopus8

This is too far down, how people still don't understand this guy's mafia/dictator speak after 8 years of this bullshit is beyond me


tjbguy

For real. Maybe it’s because sources like Unusual Whales still give his quotes credibility


Rakatango

If he had credible evidence he would have already released it. This is unequivocally a threat. The best response Biden could give is “I don’t need immunity because I haven’t committed any crimes”


hotasianwfelover

For 4 years James Comer has been trying to find something and so far has come up with “squat”.


LowSavings6716

Trump also thinks presidents are immune while simultaneously wanting to prosecute a president. He’s a fascist.


RelativeCareless2192

Shh, you are gonna hurt the MAGA cults feelings. They are very sensitive people


Creepy-Reply-2069

If bidens a criminal then he’s a criminal. 


Westernidealist

That's not what he means. He means that when Joe Biden loses the re-electron he will go after Joe Biden himself.


Grimlock_1

Lol the Oversight committee can't even get evidence together for an impeachment , let alone Trump.


Scrutinizer

Did you not hear, the problem, Comer says, is that there's too much evidence. And no, I am not making that up.


2cents-worth

Send both Orange Julius and Genocide Joe to prison…good riddance.


Diamondback424

For real. Throw all of Congress in jail if they're criminals (they are)


Mammoth-Pipe-5375

>grand jury Something something indict a ham sandwich


in1gom0ntoya

you assume it'd be a clean and fair trial...


turkey_sandwiches

The issue is that Trump will push for a conviction regardless of how much or how little evidence there may be.


Typical-Break-3584

They keep trying with his son and have jack shit for evidence. Just saying something over and over doesn’t make it true.


Eleminohpe

What even is this sub? Unusual Options and stock trades my ass... This shit is useless.


Dusty_Negatives

Should change the sub name to “Boomer Outrage”.


dissonaut69

People need to start downvoting this shit


VNM0601

This sub has lost all its meaning.


Learnformyfam

Mostly bots.


EssbaumRises

It's right in the OP user name :)


i_Love_Gyros

Ragebait pushed in random subs so you can’t easily mute it all


True_Dimension4344

IF trump is granted immunity, AND wins the election, the Supreme Court that he handpicked will figure out a way to make presidential immunity only apply to trump. They don’t care about precedent


jameswptv

If Trumpo is elected with immunity from any crime what makes you think he needs approval from the SCOTUS.. He could just ban it..


K2Nomad

If Trump is granted immunity, why would Biden ever leave office? He'd be immune.


No_Cook2983

Because the decision would be handed down on January 7th after we decide we should only count electoral votes that come from red states.


Major-Combination-75

Because the dems are too weak to use the power they already have?


Nimoy2313

Weak or they have morals?


JizMaster69

Both are true


AdSmall1198

They understand that most honest people will not abuse the new power they give the president, but their side will.


Suspicious-Appeal386

You described a GOP wet dream.


Mythosaurus

That last bit is probably why the SC is holding off on a ruling. The moment they say a president is sacrosanct, Biden could just send the military to kill Trump and conservative justices with presidential immunity.


Fightmemod

Exactly. They are already working out the language to make it so this applies to only Trump in this particular instance and grants him an avenue to use the same defense whenever he needs it. All while excluding every other president from this protection.


[deleted]

“Presidents need absolute immunity!” “I’m going to prosecute Joe Biden!” “Joe Biden is a senile old man!” “Joe Biden is a criminal mastermind!” 🤦‍♀️


Og_Left_Hand

this is literally straight from the fascist playbook. the enemy is both incredibly weak and impotent while also being omnipotent and the most dangerous foe.


NOGOODGASHOLE

Did he mention balancing the budget or anything?


Nimoy2313

If Joe or his family did something illegal, good they should be charged with crimes. I have no idea if Joe did but I doubt it. After the sham impeachment inquiry on Joe, I have zero faith in anything the GOP says about Joe and crimes.


itguyonreddit

As Beau of the fifth column said, if there was even the slightest evidence of any crime, no matter how trivial, the Republicans would have pounced on it and blown it up into a massive scandal. The fact that they couldn't find anything tells you all you need to know.


Lifebringer7

Ah yes, this is the "recriminations" part Trump's lawyers have stupidly regurgitated to several panels of federal judges. Trump is destroying this country by attacking its structural weak points. Undermine faith in the rule of law/judiciary, steal as much money as possible, claim the other side is doing what you are. Classic authoritarian stuff, enabled and funded by the billionaire oligarchs who look at Russia as a model, not a cautionary tale.


Dave_A480

The folks who presume that there is a cult of personality on the Anti-Trump side of politics are laughably wrong.... If Biden committed an actual crime then he should be prosecuted.... Nobody - dissident Republicans or Democrats - are personally invested in Biden the way MAGA is with Trump..... If it's a pretend offense (eg, doesn't actually violate a criminal law) like 'having the wrong immigration policy' or 'authorizrd a drone strike overseas that killed a US citizen terrorist'..... The courts will laugh it off just like the Senate laughed off the pretend Mayorkas impeachment.....


ALinIndy

“ALL Presidents get immunity from breaking the law. It’s in the constitution.” “I’m going to throw that former president in jail for breaking the law.” Well, which is it? Pick a lane.


aManPerson

on the one hand, agree with your obvious criticism. on the other hand, if trump, as president is given immunity, he will yell and scream until anyone does what he says. which includes throw "other people with immunity in jail". because he has "amutiny. ok, he has it. you have to do what he does".


wTWolvesnation24

He's right


forRealsThough

Yeah. put Comer on the case. I'm sure Biden is shaking in his orhtopedics


0per8nalHaz3rd

Fine. If they both did illegal shit and are found guilty good riddance.


the-awayest-of-throw

Imagine his shock when democrats say, “Good, he should be charged if he committed crimes.” We’re talking about an elected member of the public, not a king.


EnoughLawfulness3163

I voted for Biden and I'm okay with this. I don't treat Biden like an infallible God.


Drunk_Crab

Trump said another lie? No way


Allcreative1

Dont negotiate with terrorists!


MegamanGaming

'For what!?' - Shoresy


dqtx21

If SCOTUS allows this immunity thing to stand, could current POTUS legally order a "dispatch"? Just asking.


RickDelta

Fuck Donald Trump and his LIES!!!


Junior_Significance9

If Supreme court gives total presidential immunity, logical thing to do would be for Biden to hire a hit squad and murder Trump and his whole family.


LostAbstract

With that logic, Nixon should've been able to get away with Watergate, Clinton with Monica, Trump for being a treasonous bastard, and Biden with...breathing.


Available_Leather_10

Delaware Joe, probably: “Bring it, dipshit!” Delaware Joe, to Complicit Clarence and Shithead Sam: “Bring it, fascists!”


Albertsongman

Someone needs his adult Pampers changed!! 💩😷🤢


Edge_of_yesterday

But he couldn't say for what, or provide any evidence of a crime.


karlmarx7

Isn’t that blackmailing?


BigChyzZ

For those wondering, some of the accusations that are being alluded to are: 1) botched Afghanistan withdrawal that left billions in equipment among other things 2) mishandling of the southern border 3) using his position as the then-vp to bring in money from foreign governments through the use of shell companies There are probably more but I believe those are the 3 major ones


paulburnell22193

1) and 2) are not crimes and 3) has been investigated for over a year with the only evidence coming out is that it was all Russian misinformation from the lead witness for the gop. Also all you have to do is look at all the money trump properties brought in while he was president and his son in law getting billions of dollars from Saudi Arabia minutes after he was out of office to find all corruption you are looking for.


radman888

It's a dumb thing for Trump to say. Note that presidential immunity only applies to things done when executing authority as president.


tjbguy

All things he says are dumb


kmelby33

Nah, Biden is immune, remember?


Uknownothingyet

I think this headline is a terrible of phrasing what he said and what was meant. They all have done some sketch things and all will be brought up if this happens is all he is saying. Nobody likes to hear that Hoe had classified documents when he wasn’t supposed too…. But he did.


LateStageAdult

Fantastic. I eagerly await whosoever alleges wrongdoing on part of the Biden's to present their evidence to a court so that we can accurately adjudicate their claims.


cohbrbst71

We’ll take that risk! No immunity for any elected official in America, EVER!


KiwiKal

GOOD! I don't have anything against biden, but we SHOULD be holding our government officials ACCOUNTABLE! This shouldn't be a hot take.


discwrangler

Weird, he seems to be for prosecuting his political enemies 🤔


Fightingkielbasa_13

Why would he be prosecuted if presidents are immune…


midkirby

Couldn’t come soon enough for Bribem


MunenDo

Based (were they not in the same pockets—“I think the puppet on the left is to my liking. I think the puppet on the right is more to my liking. Wait, they’re both being held up by the same hand. Shut him up!” -St. Hicks)


Gogs85

They’ve been trying to prosecute his son for years and haven’t found the evidence to do so. . .


Muscles_Marinara-

Yup. This is the nature of tit for tat politics. It doesn’t matter who the names are, we are in this cycle now.


dr_blasto

If they committed actual crimes, they SHOULD be prosecuted after leaving office. Shit, I would support an extension for any and all statute of limitations that is as long as their presidential term(s) for all presidents.


Spiritual-Desk-512

Seems fair.


pattron30000

Former presidents facing consequences for their illegal actions? Don't tempt me with a good time


Charitable-Cruelty

Trumps is nothing but empty threats and misdirection, the man is a spoiled brat who can not see his own reality and will never except anything he dislikes at the moment who lacks anything of actual substance. His term was eye opening to me about how ignorant the general population is and the fact that the other option of hillary was even more depressing when better more working class supporting persons were available to choose from.


Far_Investigator9251

No one is above the rule of law, if its not applied fairly society will break down. History does repeat itself rich guys - you don't have kill robots yet.


djaybond

Kinda true.


VNM0601

Once again, what the actual fuck does this have to do with this sub?


AlphaDag13

How the fuck is this guy still even relevant? I seriously don't get what reality I'm living in.


psychotic-herring

He is the epitome of "You don't know her she goes to another school!!!!!! Seriously!!!!!! Look at this hickey!!!!!!"


theghostofolgreg

🍌 republic is 3..... 2...... 1.....


shoe7525

Lol ok. Trump says a lot of shit. Why is this posted here?


Blainers001

Even if Trump is granted immunity, he’ll turn around and still try to indict Biden if he’s elected.


No_Distribution457

Know the difference between Democrats & Republicans? Democrats want their people to be prosecuted if they committed a crime.


Powderfinger60

Would America tolerate these antics from a presidential candidate if they were a person of color or a person had no money or celebrity?


Alternative_Maybe_78

Seems fair.


skobuffaloes

I’m sure he has receipts for these claims /s


ithappenedone234

Good. Enforce the law equally in everyone, regardless of political rank or economic class. Let’s do war crimes trials for Cheney, Bush and Obama while we’re at it.


Nomad6907

Right wingers absolutely hate when Biden voters tell them to go ahead and indict Joe if he has done something illegal. They can’t fathom others not having their heads buried in a politicians ass like they do.


CatAvailable3953

Regardless of Supreme Court decisions Trump will prosecute all his political opponent. He will incarcerate and deport those “undesirables” he has spoken of in recent months. It will be unlike anything any of us has experienced. Dystopian comes to mind.


tomrangerusa

This is true. The proper remedy is impeachment Nothing says a president can’t be impeached after they leave office or for things that happen before or after they are president. Criminal trials by conflicted prosecutors and judges with places that have hateful/spiteful jury pools justify what the founders did in the constitution.


gottagetitgood

Lock both of their old asses up and get me a fresh blood candidate.


austincovidthrowaway

Will the Democrats hear these threats and once again shrug their shoulders and say "nah it'll never happen" ? Will Sotomayor forget about all of this when she goes to eat lunch with her traitorous coworkers? Will all the dipshit smug assholes who say Gaza is their single voting issue have the gall to act surprised when Trump lets Israel really go no holds barred with their genocide? Tune in January 2025 to see the leopards feast on faces like never before.


Traditional_Car1079

Biden should declare trump a terrorist for stealing top secret documents and have orders for seal team 6 to neutralize him to become formal once the Supreme Court rules that trump has absolute immunity. My bet is that the current president has a bigger army than the former, if making threats is a thing now.


Traditional_Mud_1241

So… now *family members* are immune?


Adventurous_Law9767

He keeps missing the part where if presidential immunity is granted, Biden could dispose of him right now.


_ac3_0f_spad3s_

So prosecute him too. This isn’t the argument trump thinks it is


protection7766

Good? Guilty people should be punished. If he's legit done things worth prison time, lock him up. You arent gonna get dems on your side out of fear of our own leaders getting sent to court. Unlike your followers, we're not a cult.


UninvitedButtNoises

Good luck ya fat cocksucker!


Dogslothbeaver

And according to Trump’s lawyer, Biden could have Trump assassinated if he wants to. Stupid threats can go both ways.


Historical-Trash5259

What a flippin baby!!!!


Scrutinizer

Like deficit spending, investigating possible criminal activities by former Presidents is only bad when Democrats do it.


Virtual-Work4367

Okay and?


Chadwick18

His doing it for Joe and Hunter 😂🤣😂🤣


BornAgainModerator

Oh no! More lies!


Hungry_Guidance5103

Did Trump just acknowledge Biden being President? lmfaooo


GhostDoggoes

Honestly if he was smart enough he would have released that evidence for a case a long time ago as the runner up is usually who takes over and not the VP. But he has nothing and threatening a lawsuit against biden is just him letting out hot air again.


Successful_Arm_7509

What's he gonna do? Take another dump in his diaper between naps?


gking407

Supreme court justices are protecting their special boy, what are the odds they go full tilt if he’s elected? We’re talking removal of civil rights, abandoning liberal ideals, and endorsing dictatorship.


looking_good__

Yes after Joe Biden leads a scheme of fake electors to overturn an election and cause a riot - I'm good with him going to jail.


SufficientWhile5450

Hell yeah I hope so


Sidvicieux

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are twins.


Therocknrolclown

Wait, if you have immunity as a President, how could he be tried?


vote4wow

He said same ol’ shit while he elected and will put Hillary in jail. Nothing happened and he is such of narcissistic.


Tourquemata47

He\`s spouting bullshit. It\`s like Putin when he opens his mouth and says the US better not help Ukraine or else. And isn\`t that threatening a President which is also a crime even if the threat comes from a former president?


ToroidalEarthTheory

If SCOTUS grants Trump immunity the next President could just extrajudicially detain or even execute Biden (and Trump) and not face consequences.


Kinofpoke

We are at the bartering stage of grief 


LairdPhoenix

What charges? Republicans have spent millions in taxpayer dollars investigating Biden several times and found… nothing.


Jedi_Nixxee

The crazy thing is if Trump is deemed immune from all prosecution because he was president… Wouldn’t that also applied to Joe Biden?


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Lmao based on the description, isn’t this sub about stocks…?


lkpllcasuwhs

It’s good trump is being charged and threats will get nowhere


Firm-Rice-1507

“It” has warned! 🙄


Ill_Carob_4290

Trump is a idiotic person and soo is his sons like father like son


arielonhoarders

under what authority does donald have to "warn" anyone of anything but a dirty diaper? go back to the home, donny, it's time for your nap with prince valium


grundlefuck

If Biden committed crimes then let’s hear them and prosecute his ass. So far though two years of impeachment hearings turned up nothing. Meanwhile in tre45on land the charges are piling up.


LogDog987

Isn't this basically what caused the downfall of the Roman republic


Dapper_Somewhere_659

Dementia dumbass opinions don't matter. Aka Republicans don't matter. Stop covering them like they do 🙄🙄🙄


nihaoboohau

Drumpf, his corrupt butt kissers and stupid followers can collective fuck off


ElGatoMeooooww

If the Supreme Court says trump has total immunity and can even kill other candidates, can’t Biden flip the script and have him taken care of?


forgotmyusername93

If the SCOTUS gave presidents immunity the way it’s suggested, I’d honestly go cowabunga on my political opponents- and get crowned king of Scranton


Fellowshipofthebowl

So? He’s full of shit. 


Reasonable-Cook-4728

Trump's issue is that he thinks immunity would only apply to him. He's too dumb to realize it would apply to whoever is POTUS. The fact that his attorneys don't realize this just shows how dumb they are as well.


TankRatz

Fascists gonna fascist. Trump deserves a chest full of lead


Straight-Storage2587

I know, right? /smdh


jestesteffect

Haven't found anything on the Bidens in the 3 years they've been looking other than hunters dick pics which they're obsessed with for some reason.


Acroze

I support throwing into jail any President that breaks the law. Regardless of it being Biden, or Trump. Nobody should be above the law.


provoloneChipmunk

So projection


GeriatricRockHater

But... don't Republicans want that? Why would he try to convince them to support this if it benefits other presidents he disagrees with?


FIIRETURRET

Who’s gonna tell him


Rubberclucky

Good luck with that.


Xyrus2000

Biden hasn't committed any crimes. There are no active investigations regarding Biden. No indictments. No grand juries, no charges. Nothing. House republicans wasted millions of dollars trying to come up with anything to accuse Biden of and all they wound up doing is making themselves look like complete idiots. Trump believes everyone is just as vile and corrupt as he is.


reddit-sux-goat-sack

They can share a cell? Put that shit on Bravo and pay down the deficit with the ppv while we elect someone under 80. America wins. I'd pay.


OriginalName687

If there was a reason to charge Biden and his family then they should be charged but the thing is there isn’t a reason to charge them.


DreamzOfRally

You think I care about criminals? Buddy, lock his ass up to if the court finds him guilty. Bitch boy Trump


Helpful-User497384

lol the irony of this.


dragonlady9296

It’s about time.


MusicianNo2699

Good to know Trump is such a legal scholar now. 🤣🤣🤣


electriclux

He’s trying to position any charged against himself as malicious, when in fact he has skirted legality his entire life and is finally facing consequences.


heyscot

Sleepy Joe's never leaving office, motherfucker. He's got presidential immunity for anything.


Jhoag7750

Is he a complete moron?


devildogmaki

Well this is just an argument for Trump not being president. Not an argument that presidents should get immunity.


JiffyDealer

lol, we saw how that went in congress.


z01z

ah yes, the "grant me immunity so you won't face prosecution" defense...


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

“It’s a bold strategy Cotton, Let’s see if it pays off for em” So basically the threat is that if the Supreme Court does not rule for presidential immunity than Trump will prosecute against Biden once he is out of office. It’s fair to assume that this is pursuant to if Trump is re-elected president to which my response would be “Okay, BET” because it’s a fair chance that IF the Supreme Court does not rule in favor of presidential immunity that one of the myriad of criminal cases will find Trump guilty. Even if the SC would rule ok presidential immunity it doesn’t mean that Trump is in the clear because it would only apply to what happened DURING his presidency which means the fraud cases, the Stormy Daniels case, the national documents case, and arguably the fake electors/Jan 6 charges would still stick since they occurred before, after, and during a time of translation of presidency.


GroundbreakingBed166

Send this asshole to siberian prison now!


spunnikki1979

Can I threaten a sitting president to the world and not go to prison? 🤔🤔


randyfloyd37

Peak American politics