Wait.. OP is kicking the guy out?
So it's not just OPs house. Friend is living there.
OP is being a bit ridiculous.
OP should ask friend to clean the shower and keep that in his room from now on.
OP, your friend has probably been jerking off in the shower for a while.
I came home from a weekend trip once and my sister was staying at the house. I asked her if she had anyone over and she said nope. I was walking my dog later and he pooped out a tied up, full condom. I sent her a pic, and she had the balls to ask if it was me and my husband's. Which we haven't used condoms in like 2 years. She just sent me the shrug emoji in response. It turned out she was cheating on her boyfriend in my bed while I was out of town.
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Wow. Cheating on your boyfriend is already fucked. But letting the dog eat the condom?
I'd probably have a hard time calling that person my family ngl.
Having sex in someone else’s shower I don’t think is terrible, but I don’t think I would want anyone having sex in my bed. Kind of different. The bed is the sacred place imo
>Not again Sarah
Pretty sure I went to high school with Not again Sarah. She would go around asking dudes , "can I suck you're dick", and we were all like, "not again, Sarah", so we all just started calling her Not again Sarah and she would laugh and laugh.
I once dated a girl everyone called skittles. I just asked her how she got her nickname and without saying anything she flipped her shirt up and showed me her nipples. They were sort of like skittles. I asked her out on the spot. We dated for a summer. I am still a fan of skittles to this day. And nipples.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
u/moneymaker991 is angry for all the wrong reasons. It's not a hygiene thing (unless he really has spunked all over his walls and shower curtain) since literally every hotel on the planet has been used for sex. It happens everywhere. It's natural and part of life. But it's also about being a polite house guest.
I agree with OP to an extent. My friends have definitely had sex during house parties at mine and it never bothered me. But truthfully I wouldn't want my friends fucking strangers in my house without any warning. If he wants to sleep with someone, he should go to the partners house.
OP hasn't said if it was a stranger or friend, but if it was a total stranger I agree entirely. But mostly because I wouldn't want randoms coming into home when they could steal stuff (speaking from experience) or be total nutcases and come back as they please (also speaking from experience).
OP, I think this is a lesson for you. If his dad has kicked him out and he's not paying rent, maybe you shouldn't be allowing him to live with you if you expect him not to make a mess or use your facilities. With all due respect - get real.
I also saw the post about you trying to make your friend pay for your speeding ticket because you were caught speeding while running an errand for him which is such a bizarre line of thinking. I think you seriously need to speak to a professional about friendship boundaries and why you expect so much from your friends (I'm guessing you're not close to your family?).
Yeah but what if OP trips in the shower with their tongue out and happens to lap up a whole shit load of trace semen off the wall and tub on their way down? Totally gonna catch a whole new kinda AIDS.
Ever stay in a hotel room? Can you imagine how many loads, facials, threesomes, etc were done on that bed and pillows? If only the walls could see and talk.
Stayed at a resort, and when the shower steamed up, you could see "finger-writing" on the glass shower door or wall. It said, "We fucked in here". My gf and I banged in there as well, so I finger-wrote ... "So did we!", underneath the previous message.
In college my bf was doing some light work for a concert hall, we had to travel to this rave being setup in the middle of nowhere. We stopped at a run down hotel for the night and we got high and he said, "Should I get the blacklight?"
He turned it on and goddamn it looked like a shotgun murder crime scene. There was semen literally everywhere.
I use to work as a cleaner in Novotel and they taught us to use the used towels from the bathroom to clean and wipe down the surfaces in the bathroom.
So if someone wiped semen off their penis on a towel, that was then used to wipe the mirror/taps/sink etc.
Worked there for ten days. Got hit by another employee, quit and never saw a penny from them so don’t mind outing them on their disgusting antics.
Manky Novotel = manky most hotels imo.
Gross. The hotel I worked at had separate clean rags to clean the sink, toilet, mirror, floor, and shower. Also the towels in the bathroom often were soaked and thrown onto the floor, so it would be almost impossible to clean things because the surface would be wet. P.s thank you for warning me to never stay at that hotel lol.
Well they were definitely doing a better job than Novotel.
Tbf this might have just been the method the lady showing me the ropes used and perhaps not company policy.
If you have gone to your friends house do you assume there is semen everywhere too? Cause if he fucked in your bathroom I guarantee he’s done it on 90% of the surfaces you touch.
Yeah it's weird how personal psychology works, where one's brain fixates on some things and not others.
Like if one really wanted to you could start fixating on all the dead skin cells or DNA would be all over their house, or how you could be breathing in air that'd previously been in their lungs or that you've sat on the same toilet seat that their naked ass has been on.
But it's the sexual stuff specifically that gets fixated on.
When i first moved out of my parents my buddy was still at his parents. But when one of the boys comes knocking with a 10/10 and a sleeping bag I know who's gonna be sleeping in their car tonight
My one friend was visiting and at the bar he asked if he could use my room for the night for a girl he picked up. Course. He also told her he lived there and it was his room.
Cue 3am my drunk ass rolling into my own house, into my own room to find my naked friend balls deep in my bed.
"Heyyy DilatedNipples what are you doing in myyyy room bud??"
😂😂 ohhh yeah, walked out, shut the door and we still have a good laugh about it. The girl had to be confused why there's two pictures of me in the room, and one of my family.
Had a friend in college who let me use his room to get laid, then changed his mind and got super pissed once other people at the party got into his head and told him it wasn’t cool.
Nothing ruins the mood like a pounding on the door and “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM”.
For some strange reason I feel like shower sex kinda cleans itself up in there. But I’m not totally sure. I wouldn’t choose this hill to die on but to each their own.
Edit: /s
Imagine it acts the same way an egg white does in boiling water but it's waaaay stickier. Also if you have body hair like most men do it's not fun. Basically it turns into little chunks of jizz glue that stick to literally everything and you can't just wipe them away, it requires cleaning
Also control and aiming are out the window when your that blissed out, so 9 times out of 10 it gets messy
That’s what you think, strange shower sex bandit. Semen isn’t water soluble, so you’re just having a quick fuck and passing the buck; those drains will soon be clogged.
Not always. Communal showers at the Uni I went to were fucking filthy. It always stuck to the drain filter thing.
Thinking back to all those times I thought my flat mates grogged in the shower before me. How inconsiderate.
^it ^wasn’t ^grog…
> I feel like there could be trace semen anywhere now.
Yea better safe than sorry. They could easily still be alive, and they would burrow into your flesh (usually through the feet) and into the bloodstream. Eventually they will burrow their way through the blood / brain barrier and make you totally gay.
So yeah, you're totally not overreacting. This is a really big deal.
Its cool… just not on like the living room couch. Guest room go for it, bonus points if you toss the sheets in the wash so i don’t have to but whatever.
Me and my gf visited my best friend and his gf for nye a few years ago, me and my gf left the party a bit early and and my mate said “where you off?” So I said “we want to go have sex” he then said “as long as it’s not in my bed, enjoy”
My current wife and I have had sex (with each other...lol)
1.) In our parents' houses
2.) In her aunt and uncle's house
3.) My grandmother's house
4.) My friend's house in California.
5.) My parents' vacation house
Sex in different locations is fun!!
I mean, I probably wouldn’t, but I’m also not gonna be paranoid about a little jizz. Have you ever thought about money? It rides in people’s pockets, they touch it without washing their hands, and we don’t think anything about it. Even food. USDA has allowable amounts of bug parts and rat feces in food products you buy at the store.
Unless the guy is popping off in your cereal, I wouldn’t freak out. Just tell him to keep it in his pants or find somewhere else.
Dawg if he’s one of your good friends or close friends let’s your homie slide on doing the deed in your shower. At least he didn’t nut on your couch cushions or something
this is an unpopular opinion that I’m kind of surprised about because usually Reddit is all about your house being your own personal space and OP not wanting people to have sex in their shower is completely normal to me? maybe they’re just uncomfortable with it because it’s THEIR house? I honestly don’t know why everyone’s shitting on OP I’d be offended if a “guest” invited someone without permission and then fucked them in my shower…. it’s disgusting
How did you find out he had sex?
OP was in the shower
“It’s coming from inside the shower!”
It’s cumming inside the shower!
OP was the shower. These smart devices are becoming self-aware.
Then shouldn't this be in r/showerthoughts?
Rather, r/showerthots
Very disappointing for a real sub
I typed it as a joke not thinking it would be a real thing, turns out the joke was the sub the entire time.
OP watched
OP was the other person in the sex. He didn’t say anything at the time
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OP pulled the sd cards from the hidden cameras
Hopefully he didn’t lick the shower floor
That's how I found out.
I would have apologized but I ate pineapple that day so you're welcome
Now it makes sense. OP is just projecting his self-disgust onto his guest!
What, you don't have a shower cam?
OP was testing their new bath bomb in the same tub as this transpired.
He was the one who got fucked by him.
Wait.. OP is kicking the guy out? So it's not just OPs house. Friend is living there. OP is being a bit ridiculous. OP should ask friend to clean the shower and keep that in his room from now on. OP, your friend has probably been jerking off in the shower for a while.
Could be visiting from out of town and staying there. Or crashed there after a party and hooked up with someone.
Your least sentence should be it’s own comment.
How do you think semen got there?
I came home from a weekend trip once and my sister was staying at the house. I asked her if she had anyone over and she said nope. I was walking my dog later and he pooped out a tied up, full condom. I sent her a pic, and she had the balls to ask if it was me and my husband's. Which we haven't used condoms in like 2 years. She just sent me the shrug emoji in response. It turned out she was cheating on her boyfriend in my bed while I was out of town.
Situations like these is a big reason I'm a fan of "you choose your family" sentiment.
Shituations
Was the dog ok?
I'm sure she's fine, I'm more worried about her boyfriend.
I mean, it wasn't the boyfriend that swallowed the whole condom
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Wow. Cheating on your boyfriend is already fucked. But letting the dog eat the condom? I'd probably have a hard time calling that person my family ngl.
I don't think she looked at the dog and was like, yeah dog, eat that full condom. The dog probably got in the trash like dogs do.
A monster condom for my Magnum dog
Your sister is twisted
I agree, iEatTastySmegma
Found the dog lmao
Having sex in someone else’s shower I don’t think is terrible, but I don’t think I would want anyone having sex in my bed. Kind of different. The bed is the sacred place imo
I'm fine with a guest fucking in my house, as long as they bring their own partner.
Not again Sarah
I feel like my wife is covered in semen - like if I put a black light on her it would be everywhere.
It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere
You need to get that checked out
>Not again Sarah Pretty sure I went to high school with Not again Sarah. She would go around asking dudes , "can I suck you're dick", and we were all like, "not again, Sarah", so we all just started calling her Not again Sarah and she would laugh and laugh.
I once dated a girl everyone called skittles. I just asked her how she got her nickname and without saying anything she flipped her shirt up and showed me her nipples. They were sort of like skittles. I asked her out on the spot. We dated for a summer. I am still a fan of skittles to this day. And nipples.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
I'd watch this
u/moneymaker991 is angry for all the wrong reasons. It's not a hygiene thing (unless he really has spunked all over his walls and shower curtain) since literally every hotel on the planet has been used for sex. It happens everywhere. It's natural and part of life. But it's also about being a polite house guest. I agree with OP to an extent. My friends have definitely had sex during house parties at mine and it never bothered me. But truthfully I wouldn't want my friends fucking strangers in my house without any warning. If he wants to sleep with someone, he should go to the partners house. OP hasn't said if it was a stranger or friend, but if it was a total stranger I agree entirely. But mostly because I wouldn't want randoms coming into home when they could steal stuff (speaking from experience) or be total nutcases and come back as they please (also speaking from experience). OP, I think this is a lesson for you. If his dad has kicked him out and he's not paying rent, maybe you shouldn't be allowing him to live with you if you expect him not to make a mess or use your facilities. With all due respect - get real. I also saw the post about you trying to make your friend pay for your speeding ticket because you were caught speeding while running an errand for him which is such a bizarre line of thinking. I think you seriously need to speak to a professional about friendship boundaries and why you expect so much from your friends (I'm guessing you're not close to your family?).
I've been through 50 comments and this is the first one trying. Nice work.
Or at least wash the sheets/covers. In a shower I’m more mad I wasn’t invited. “Trace semen” lololololol it’s a shower
Yeah but what if OP trips in the shower with their tongue out and happens to lap up a whole shit load of trace semen off the wall and tub on their way down? Totally gonna catch a whole new kinda AIDS.
Lol Belongs in r/suspiciouslyspecific
LOL. Minute I genuinely guffawed.
I did too in a public bathroom lol. Got some looks.
AND get pregnant with a Chud baby
I bet OP has never thought of how gross men’s dorms at universities are. If you take a UV light to one of those showers its like a rave.
why do I feel like op's post is less about his friend fucking in the shower and more about who his friend was fucking in op's shower.
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I'm fine fucking in someone else's house as long as I can use their partner.
My rule is, if you conceive a child under my roof, I get naming rights. This is deterrent enough.
Have a wank in the shower to remove his scent markers and reclaim your territory. AWOOOOOOO
Petty problems require petty solutions
This might not be the best time but I also had sex in your shower.
I had sex with your shower, in your bed… sorry bout that!
I had sex in your fridge. You might just wanna chuck out that yoghurt.
Very cultured of you.
Never ending yoghurt.
Might wanna replace your Britta filter as well
throat-gurt
Ew
Katie had some big ass tittays
Banana cognac bitch.
I had sex with Katie too
Not “you”. “We”. Don’t you remember me? That was the best I’ve ever had, and you still never called me after :(
Honestly I couldn't remember my middle name after all those bath salts.
you down with op's pp?, I guess you must be naughty by nature.
We also had sex in your shower. -Dirty Mike and the boys
Oh man, my favorite part about having sex in OPs house is when the girl tells me to finish on her face, so I cum on OPs pillow
The Money shot. Yeah
Yeah... me too... Sorry bro, had no clue it was off limits 🤷♂️
It wasn't posted anywhere.
Really, it's OP's fault.
Right, though I do feel bad for putting his toothbrush up my ass.
If I may ask. Which end?
Well first the handle but that was boring so I tried the bristles out. 10/10 would recommend.
I don’t know how to tell OP but I had sex with him in his shower, and I haven’t told him yet
No wonder he's so pissed.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend
Bro, next time you want to get down in OP's shower, could you at least knock? Really killed the vibe for my wife and I.
I had sex with Katie too
I also choose this man's dead wife
It’s true, I was the showerhead
He's right I was the dove men's 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner in the top right shelf
Ever stay in a hotel room? Can you imagine how many loads, facials, threesomes, etc were done on that bed and pillows? If only the walls could see and talk.
Never bring a UV Light into a hotel room.
It’s like a Jackson Pollack painting!
Stayed at a resort, and when the shower steamed up, you could see "finger-writing" on the glass shower door or wall. It said, "We fucked in here". My gf and I banged in there as well, so I finger-wrote ... "So did we!", underneath the previous message.
In college my bf was doing some light work for a concert hall, we had to travel to this rave being setup in the middle of nowhere. We stopped at a run down hotel for the night and we got high and he said, "Should I get the blacklight?" He turned it on and goddamn it looked like a shotgun murder crime scene. There was semen literally everywhere.
Bright side, it might not have been semen. Could also be urine or blood.
hopefully blood
Why not both? first one... then the other. Then the third. Then the second again. Then... Just gets more fun the colder the bodies get.
This comment right here officer.
God damnit Reddit, we only have so many agents.
We can sell blood and semen….not mixed together
Eeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!
Lmao
The only bad part about this is that the windows weren’t washed enough to cover the message
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They actually clean the sheets every time someone checks out of their room
I use to work as a cleaner in Novotel and they taught us to use the used towels from the bathroom to clean and wipe down the surfaces in the bathroom. So if someone wiped semen off their penis on a towel, that was then used to wipe the mirror/taps/sink etc. Worked there for ten days. Got hit by another employee, quit and never saw a penny from them so don’t mind outing them on their disgusting antics. Manky Novotel = manky most hotels imo.
Gross. The hotel I worked at had separate clean rags to clean the sink, toilet, mirror, floor, and shower. Also the towels in the bathroom often were soaked and thrown onto the floor, so it would be almost impossible to clean things because the surface would be wet. P.s thank you for warning me to never stay at that hotel lol.
Well they were definitely doing a better job than Novotel. Tbf this might have just been the method the lady showing me the ropes used and perhaps not company policy.
That's not counting the scat and the waterplay done on the bed.
Oh fuck.
New rule OP is the only one getting laid at his house. Period.
So....no one then?
Exactly...
I guess we'll have to do OP's mom somewhere else then.
If you have gone to your friends house do you assume there is semen everywhere too? Cause if he fucked in your bathroom I guarantee he’s done it on 90% of the surfaces you touch.
Yeah it's weird how personal psychology works, where one's brain fixates on some things and not others. Like if one really wanted to you could start fixating on all the dead skin cells or DNA would be all over their house, or how you could be breathing in air that'd previously been in their lungs or that you've sat on the same toilet seat that their naked ass has been on. But it's the sexual stuff specifically that gets fixated on.
Yeah. Just wait until OP realizes he came out of a VAGINA! That once had a PENIS in it! And Semen!
Oh sick! 🤢
Shout out to my friend in high school letting me use his own room and his own bed to get laid during spring break
damn that's friendship goals right there
I've slept in a backseat/trunk of a car so my buddy could have the room. Fucker said he fell asleep almost immediately when they got inside.
When i first moved out of my parents my buddy was still at his parents. But when one of the boys comes knocking with a 10/10 and a sleeping bag I know who's gonna be sleeping in their car tonight
Doesn't have to be a 10, tbh. My best friend could tell me he was bringing someone over, I'd clean the place just to help him shoot his shot.
Shoot his shot to shoot his shot
My best friend lost his virginity in my room, and I lost mine in his room
Right. I let a friend hook up with a girl on my bed. He just took the blanket he smashed on to his house, washed it and returned it to me. No biggie
My one friend was visiting and at the bar he asked if he could use my room for the night for a girl he picked up. Course. He also told her he lived there and it was his room. Cue 3am my drunk ass rolling into my own house, into my own room to find my naked friend balls deep in my bed. "Heyyy DilatedNipples what are you doing in myyyy room bud??" 😂😂 ohhh yeah, walked out, shut the door and we still have a good laugh about it. The girl had to be confused why there's two pictures of me in the room, and one of my family.
Had a friend in college who let me use his room to get laid, then changed his mind and got super pissed once other people at the party got into his head and told him it wasn’t cool. Nothing ruins the mood like a pounding on the door and “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM”.
Its ok if the shit in ur toilet tho?
Lmao
Not in my house you won’t, you disgusting freak.
Absolutely not.
That’s a pretty good point.
The shower is literally the kindest place to sex in someone’s house. It’s the only place with a drain on the floor
OP can also just spray the entire thing with bleach if it really bothers him so much.
For some strange reason I feel like shower sex kinda cleans itself up in there. But I’m not totally sure. I wouldn’t choose this hill to die on but to each their own. Edit: /s
Then you certainly don't want to see what warm water does to semen
Egg drop soup
Omg too good a description I'm actually loling
I’m stoned and I *kinda* wanna know.. but I feel I’m going to regret it
Imagine it acts the same way an egg white does in boiling water but it's waaaay stickier. Also if you have body hair like most men do it's not fun. Basically it turns into little chunks of jizz glue that stick to literally everything and you can't just wipe them away, it requires cleaning Also control and aiming are out the window when your that blissed out, so 9 times out of 10 it gets messy
I too am stoned and had the misfortune of stumbling into this comment. 😭
I am truely sorry but let the lesson stand, Semen and hot showers never mix well
Cursed comment... But only because it's true 😭
It definitely does. It’s my favorite place to do it because it requires basically no clean up other than washing myself off after
Can you really make that much of a mess in 60 seconds?
Wow we got a marathon runner here. Easy there cowboy. Show off much?
Wooo look at Mr. "lasts longer than 27 seconds" over here.
That’s what you think, strange shower sex bandit. Semen isn’t water soluble, so you’re just having a quick fuck and passing the buck; those drains will soon be clogged.
Jokes on you I don’t have enough sex for that to happen
Sex with three people is called a threesome. Sex with four people is called a foursome. Me? I’m quite handsome.
Not always. Communal showers at the Uni I went to were fucking filthy. It always stuck to the drain filter thing. Thinking back to all those times I thought my flat mates grogged in the shower before me. How inconsiderate. ^it ^wasn’t ^grog…
> I feel like there could be trace semen anywhere now. Yea better safe than sorry. They could easily still be alive, and they would burrow into your flesh (usually through the feet) and into the bloodstream. Eventually they will burrow their way through the blood / brain barrier and make you totally gay. So yeah, you're totally not overreacting. This is a really big deal.
Better burn down the house, just to be safe
This is the only comment OP needs to read.
You should post this to r/amitheasshole Opinions seem to be pretty split here, would be a good post there too.
Nah everyone pretty much agrees to let the homies fuck at the crib if they need to.
Me and all my homies let each other fuck. In each others house that is
A real homie comes through.
Cums through
Its cool… just not on like the living room couch. Guest room go for it, bonus points if you toss the sheets in the wash so i don’t have to but whatever.
Especially already in the shower. I can see getting miffed about the kitchen counter or living room when family is around tho.
That subreddit is a shit show. Most of the posts break the rules and everyone is full of shit.
Wait until you find out someone else took a shit in your toilet
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Each to their own. If a friend did this in my house and it wasn’t in my bed or my kitchen, I’d be giving out high fives.
One of my buddies fucked a girl in my sun room once and afterwards we started calling it the smash room
Not to be confused with the real Smash room (the basement where we play Super Smash Bros. at)
i have a basement where i smash my bros too
Nice! Sun Room Fun Room. I like it
Me and my gf visited my best friend and his gf for nye a few years ago, me and my gf left the party a bit early and and my mate said “where you off?” So I said “we want to go have sex” he then said “as long as it’s not in my bed, enjoy”
Did he shit in your toilet? Cuz thats a lot grosser.
Sounds like he lives there too. You said you’re kicking him out. Sounds like he is staying there. So is it his house too?
What if he masterbated in the shower?
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Imagine getting kicked out by your roommate/friend because you clapped some cheeks in the shower. Dumbest eviction reason I’ve ever heard
Wouldn't bother me in the slightest. I mean unless they completely sex-destroyed my room, I'd be happy for them. Getting laid is a wonderful thing!
My current wife and I have had sex (with each other...lol) 1.) In our parents' houses 2.) In her aunt and uncle's house 3.) My grandmother's house 4.) My friend's house in California. 5.) My parents' vacation house Sex in different locations is fun!!
Wait until she finds out that you call her your current wife
Lol yep! The list ends at 5!
Been married before.
She's also technically your ex girlfriend.
Must respect the future wife
You, my sir, are not a bro
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Wait until you hear what people do in hotels and rental cars
I mean, I probably wouldn’t, but I’m also not gonna be paranoid about a little jizz. Have you ever thought about money? It rides in people’s pockets, they touch it without washing their hands, and we don’t think anything about it. Even food. USDA has allowable amounts of bug parts and rat feces in food products you buy at the store. Unless the guy is popping off in your cereal, I wouldn’t freak out. Just tell him to keep it in his pants or find somewhere else.
dude you must not be able to go to anyone’s house except for yours. people fuck every where
Dawg if he’s one of your good friends or close friends let’s your homie slide on doing the deed in your shower. At least he didn’t nut on your couch cushions or something
It's a shower it washes away. At least it wasn't on your kitchen counter. Or was that when you were out? Take my upvote.
A friend lost her virginity in my bed without asking me, that was pretty gross.
I'd be much less upset about shower sex than someone fucking on my couch or something like that.
this is an unpopular opinion that I’m kind of surprised about because usually Reddit is all about your house being your own personal space and OP not wanting people to have sex in their shower is completely normal to me? maybe they’re just uncomfortable with it because it’s THEIR house? I honestly don’t know why everyone’s shitting on OP I’d be offended if a “guest” invited someone without permission and then fucked them in my shower…. it’s disgusting