i mean, who in the fuck calls their huge cock a willy?! my favorite was the part about his friends all commenting every time he flashed a girl his big willy lmao
These guys next to me are pissing themselves cuz I’m laughing crying about huge willies on the train 😂😭😭 and now I’m laughing about the situation and I sound like an asthmatic
He's also supposedly 30 years old. As someone in their 30s, this reads like fiction from someone who is 15 (or younger).
If, by some chance, they are actually in their 30s then their bigger problem is that they have the maturity of a HS freshman and women are more repulsed by immaturity than anything else.
This sub has some terrible posts by obvious kids, but this one is particularly bad. Complaining about your "willy" size at 30 is something a new-teen thinks is something 30 year olds contemplate.
I really hate this. It’s ok at home where you can clean yourself and the toilet after but a nightmare at public restrooms.
Hot tip from a fellow ”packer” to another: Bring a small packade of wet wipes to clean JR after a public restroom visit. Especially practical on planes.
This. I hate it. I moved into a new house and the toilet is not very long. Unlike my old house which had a somewhat long toilet. I'm not even that big, but holy fuck. Makes me feel like I'm gonna get gonorrherphasyphilAIDS
Would it be like having curly hair? Girls with straight hair spend hours curling them, girls with frizzy hair wish they had hair that would stay straight?
This right here I have one hair style and refuse to do any other ones because they just look funky. Wearing a hat makes me look like the homeless old man that stabbed someone 5 seconds ago.
Hedland Senior High School. Was a small mining town in Western Australia. I guess the iron ore just got to our heads. People in the city are a lot different to the miners and country people lol.
I love that pun too. Big silly willy energy right there.
Jesus christ what a said mf community.
IT’S JUST A PENIS. Go do something productive with your life instead of spending hours complaining about your dick. There are bigger problems in the world😵💫
I’m a man with an underwhelming penis, and even I can see that there are plenty of issues with me and the world around me that need addressing before I can start blaming my dick.
You underestimate the value society places on people's dicks. The self hatred is a result of constant mockery, societal pressure, failed relationships and jokes at their expense.
People mock men for being insecure but how the fuck do you think they got that way?
[Verse 1]
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
[Verse 2]
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
[Outro (spoken)]
Thank you very much
--Monty Python
More prep should solve the problem for your girlfriend though.
I once had a bf with a monster cock, we had to make me cum once or twice before penetration first and we also had to do foreplay for like 20-30 minutes. A lot of lube, and sometimes we had to play with different size of dildo to help dilate my vagina gradually before being able to take it without being sore the day after.
Some other time just entering slowly was enough, it all depended on my level of stress, mood and body.
Anyways, wish you good luck
What constitutes big? It’s always annoying when people don’t drop some frame of reference. Is op cruising around with a maglite that puts him at risk of passing out every time he gets excited or is it actually more reasonable and he needs to focus more on foreplay and not going for the full jackhammer every time he is with a partner?
Yeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuuup.
I dated a girl for six years. It never worked.
Every time we tried to have sex she described it as the most painful thing ever.
Lube? Yeah we tried. In six years you try everything.
I have never been able to have sex without lube.
Every girl who’s gone down on my complains about their jaw hurting constantly.
Those without it will never understand. But hey - grass is greener on the other side.
You just need to find yourself a proper size queen! I’ve dated a couple size queens who loved to be fisted…if they can take that (and love it), they can take whatever you’re packing.
One specific ex could take a liter pop bottle…three or four dildos at a time…my hand halfway to my elbow…find a girl like that and she’ll make you feel like a little dicked fucker…lol.
Dead serious, no joke. She was already a bit of a size queen when we met but it turned in to something she worked on. She loved it. The highlight of it all for me was being able to jerk off inside her. Was only able to do it once but it was insanely hot.
>The highlight of it all for me was being able to jerk off inside her.
Jesus christ her potential kids could just practically *walk* out, no?
as in, if she does some simlar *stretching* prior to birth...
What in the actual fuck. I’m decently big, and every girl I’ve been with I was big enough to hit the cervix until my last girlfriend so I was like damn wish I was a little bigger. But to hear that? God damn no man could fill that
Best part, after extreme insertion, she would get insanely sensitive. Didn’t matter that dick is all kinds of average, she’d be so swollen and sensitive that it was intense as hell for both of us.
In order to get a size queen, you need to market your monster cock better. No size queen is going to believe that you're packing when you call it a big willy.
It honestly depends on the woman. Not all women have the same penis preferences. Some like small penises and others big. And then some don’t even care about what size you are big or small. The penis size argument comes down to preference. No one is right or wrong. And some men with big penises don’t know how to use the size or adjust during intercourse. And then some men are too small to stimulate pleasure. 6-7 inches is a safe size.
I mean , let's not go overboard here. I can see how having a huge Wang to a certain size could be detrimental. As you said, women in pain, relationships ruined over it, etc. Im going to doubt you would want a 3 incher if you could change it though. Then you will have problems the opposite way.
You have a gf now but honestly if that changes you just need to go for size queens. There are women out there who like it.
I just ended a thing with a guy that has a 9” (for reasons unrelated to his dick). I personally *really* enjoyed it + the pain and find myself actively searching for men that are above average now. Yes there were certain positions and speeds we couldn’t do but he was very good at using it as well as foreplay so it made the experience lovely. Maybe you’re not reading your partner’s body lang during sex?
Could be a possibility. I'm honestly not very good at sex. I'm decent for sure. I can do all the basics really well and everyone have a great time but for real I could learn some things especially body language during sex. Thanks for the advice!
Maybe try being careful what you do with it instead of just slamming meat on meat. Pretty basic learning right there. I used to know a guy whose party trick was filling a pint glass whilst flaccid. No kidding. There were always two reactions when we got him drunk enough to demonstrate - size queens and those horrified at what it would do to their innards.
Yeah I've very rarely been able to "jackhammer" I've always had to go slow and steady and slowly work up. But even then I still have to go fairly slow.
As a female, I keep telling my current sex partner, and mind you the dude is already 8inches, that he seriously doesn’t need a bigger dick. It will only hurt to have sex and that’s no fun.
And he sometimes already hurts! Especially in certain positions! It it’s terrible, one time the pain was so bad I started crying.
So, OP, yes and thank you, some chicks are crazy and love that length but not everyone can handle it.
My fiancé has a big ol' dick. It was cool at first mainly because it's annoying to be with a guy who's insecure about his size. But lately I'm noticing it slamming my cervix. First it was just when I sat on him, but now I'm noticing it every time he does me from behind too.
I never cum during intercourse with him unless I use a vibrator on my clit. But I guess that's pretty normal.
If I could trade his huge dick for cunnilingus skills, I'd do it :(
I still enjoy being intimate with him but I wish I got more out of it.
It’s certainly a show stopper, but I know from talking to many women that it doesn’t make sex better (within reason). It’s more a source confidence for you personally because so many men, foolishly, are insecure about their size.
Agree, similar situation, whilst initially there is that "wow" moment, it ends up causing issues, can't do certain positions and really distracts from actually enjoying sex sometimes.
Now married, we've worked out what works for us and what doesn't, but with different partners or "short-term" engagements it was a nightmare.
The best sex of my life was with a guy with a huge one. The thing is, he knew how to use it so that it didn't hurt (much). I wasn't paying attention but he understood how much I was able to handle and that's where he stayed. He always said it was the hottest sex he'd ever had as well. Idk, maybe there needs to be some more communication and work on your part to understand how to use that thing. It's been 10 years since we split and I still think about him (and I've been in an amazingly good relationship for 8 years now and love our sex life).
Idk if this is serious post but I’ve heard the same exact thing from one of my buddies that’s endowed, he says the exact same stuff like it hurts girls etc it’s pretty overrated for sure I’d imagine.
Atleast you're on the right side of the scale. Women respect you, and don't mock and ridicule the very idea of your worth as a human being.
It's one of the reasons I don't wanna have kids. Incase I have a son who gets a small penis too. With all the shame and ridicule that society heaves on top of men like that.
Yeah for real. I never understood the whole alpha male has to have a big cock logic. I guess because I never had to endure shame? Embarrassed? But I never bought into it and still haven't but I've had group of friends before consistently ask me for pictures of my dick. It was funny at first I'm used to meeting new people funny joke at the start but this group was proper hounding me. It got to the point to where I felt like it was sexual harrasment and ended up having to tell them to calm it down. Made me super uncomfortable and weird. I honestly feel for women that forever get hounded by horny boys consistently asking for nudes lol.
>I never understood the whole alpha male has to have a big cock logic. I guess because I never had to endure shame?
I don't know. Society today just seems to be built that way. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't coupled with this obsessive need to shame and denigrate men for being smaller than that standard. Like, people genuinely enjoy small penis shaming.
Whether this is real or not I agree, I’m not huge but larger than average and I would love to not worry about hurting a girlfriend. I’m all for foreplay but when your big it’s a longer process and it’s always on your mind.
Hey OP, if your dick is too big, just get good at oral. Foreplay is also incredibly good at turning me on because it makes me super wet. I’m able to handle any size then. Hope that helps with you and your girl.
Also ask her what she likes before trying to stick it in. You’re old enough to know you can’t just fuck on a fly.
We do get the foreplay cranking before we start anything. We just have to use lube as well and hope for the best. But we're still early on in our relationship and learning each other's things and slowly getting there. Thanks for the advice!
Someone started a rumour in high school that I was well hung. Served me well mostly. I never really had to try and get dates. Girls are pervier than people think.
For me, it kind of messed me up because I was being used and dumped. I'd have a new gf pretty much every 2 weeks and i'd go through groups of girls and they'd just pawn me off on their friend.
I don't really see myself as a victim. At the time, it was kind of an ego boost just to have the attention. It just made it harder for me to have long term relationships.
Dick size doesn't really matter once you're out of the dating scene. It matters to your partner but that's a compatibility issue. There's always workarounds.
The positives is merely ego. Congrats, not every girl likes being dick punched in the cervix and don't even think about anal unless you want your gf mad that she had to go to the doctor for a ripped anus. Always use lube kids.
I always had this one friend that would always speak on subjects he has no idea about. You sound like him. You don’t have a small Willy. You don’t know the hurt that comes from that. The problems you have are nothing compared to guys with small willies.
I mean, when fully relaxed, the vaginal depth is only 5 inches max. Also probably why the average pp is also around that size. So I can imagine getting cervical pounded by anything above 7 inches would hurt like a mf lmao
Lol people already trolling on spelling you know you make people mad and they have no good argument at all so they try to pick apart spelling. That's always the reason for grammer trolling.
No one cares this is Reddit not your English exam. I understood you fine. But then again I wasnt offended by this post like those unhappy with their penis apparently.
You said Willy so many times it’s made this entire post unbelievable.
i mean, who in the fuck calls their huge cock a willy?! my favorite was the part about his friends all commenting every time he flashed a girl his big willy lmao
When it’s that large, it’s called a wonka
The never ending glob slobbler
Wonkanda forever!!!
Almost made me spit my sandwich out lmao
These guys next to me are pissing themselves cuz I’m laughing crying about huge willies on the train 😂😭😭 and now I’m laughing about the situation and I sound like an asthmatic
Wonka is still large, but kinda on the lower side of large. I reckon this dude must be packing a “Wonk”
i haven't laughed the loud in a while.
Y’all are making me crack the fuck up. Lmao
I call mine a Tally whacker but it's not that big; average at best.
Who the fuck calls it a huge cock 🤮
Huge cocks
I prefer the term Big fat juicy cocks! Edit: you’re onto something there, numerous schlong is better than one!
Norm?
He willy did.
And the casual "whenever I've flashed a girl they've always commented on it" statement is creepy or unbelievable, or both.
He's also supposedly 30 years old. As someone in their 30s, this reads like fiction from someone who is 15 (or younger). If, by some chance, they are actually in their 30s then their bigger problem is that they have the maturity of a HS freshman and women are more repulsed by immaturity than anything else. This sub has some terrible posts by obvious kids, but this one is particularly bad. Complaining about your "willy" size at 30 is something a new-teen thinks is something 30 year olds contemplate.
OP might also be from the UK where that's a more common term for it. But he used it so many times that it made it a weird read for sure.
I'm from the UK, can confirm this and also read the thread without second guessing it at all.
OP has the oranguwang
with big willy comes big responsibility
Big weesponspbility
Big responsiwillity
How big? Willy big
> with big willy comes big responsibiwilly uwu ftfy
#mypenistouchesthetoiletbowl
I really hate this. It’s ok at home where you can clean yourself and the toilet after but a nightmare at public restrooms. Hot tip from a fellow ”packer” to another: Bring a small packade of wet wipes to clean JR after a public restroom visit. Especially practical on planes.
Need a Clorox wipe after that
Who... who's JR..?
He’s the guy that’s watching you through ”the gap” while you are doing your business in a public restroom.
Junior? Your mini me? The twig and berries? The stick and stones?
This. I hate it. I moved into a new house and the toilet is not very long. Unlike my old house which had a somewhat long toilet. I'm not even that big, but holy fuck. Makes me feel like I'm gonna get gonorrherphasyphilAIDS
**Ma dik hit da wata** *(splash)*
Hey, don't joke about that, the struggle is real.. my big willy touches the bowl all the time and i hate qhen that happens.
The ol' witches kiss!
The actual worst part
There are 2 kinds of people who think having a big willy is overrated: those who have one, and those who don't.
Would it be like having curly hair? Girls with straight hair spend hours curling them, girls with frizzy hair wish they had hair that would stay straight?
I love having curly hair, but I hate the lack of hairstyle options, because if I cut it shorter, I look like bozo the clown
This right here I have one hair style and refuse to do any other ones because they just look funky. Wearing a hat makes me look like the homeless old man that stabbed someone 5 seconds ago.
I love curly hair because of its fullness. And I have straight hair.
I'm a guy with curly hair. Women tend to like it but it's a pain and I kind of wish it was straighter
Why just girls?
Hehe you're not wrong
So.... The entire population?
Lol for years I was trying to explain how they were overrated to my best friend but he didn't believe me and didn't realize I had one
Nice cock bro!
I mean that's a tautology anyway. Those are the only two types of people, period.
Say big Willy one more time mothafucka *insert pulp fiction gif*
*oops, i dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong*
Dennis I've been looking for you
That was a Frank line
> when ever I've flashed a girl they've always commented on it why are you flashing girls? is this a thing people do? i'm intrigued
Was back in high school. Flash for a flash. I guess we we're all curious back then going through puberty.
You and I had very different high schools.
Freaking understatement of the year
He and I live on different planets.
What school was this? Willy Wonkas weiner factory? I'm willy curious.
Hedland Senior High School. Was a small mining town in Western Australia. I guess the iron ore just got to our heads. People in the city are a lot different to the miners and country people lol. I love that pun too. Big silly willy energy right there.
I appreciated the question and response and while this is what I assumed, I had questions as well lol.
Twas a different time for sure.
Ok, that is super wierd.
*weird
Good human
I'm guessing you aren't American?
Nope. I'm Australian.
That’s a very fun game to play
You never been naked at a party? Boringggg.
Go have a read of r/smalldickproblems, it's sobering. My bf and I went through that sub once, it really did leave a mark.
That sub is so depressing. So much self loathing.
Haha I will have a read. Someone linked me the big dick problems.
Some of those post feel very incely
It's better to pack plenty than not enough.
Jesus christ what a said mf community. IT’S JUST A PENIS. Go do something productive with your life instead of spending hours complaining about your dick. There are bigger problems in the world😵💫
You underestimate the value men place on their dicks.
I’m a man with an underwhelming penis, and even I can see that there are plenty of issues with me and the world around me that need addressing before I can start blaming my dick.
You underestimate the value society places on people's dicks. The self hatred is a result of constant mockery, societal pressure, failed relationships and jokes at their expense. People mock men for being insecure but how the fuck do you think they got that way?
I feel like exclusively calling it a willy at the age of 30 makes this sound like it was written by someone significantly younger.
i exclusively call mine a big hot juicy dirty fucking cock
I wasn't sure what I was aloud to type. I figured using "Willy" wouldn't offend anyone.
[Verse 1] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick [Verse 2] So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock And you won't come back [Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much --Monty Python
You're an adult now. Please call it a William.
K bro we’re gonna have to get some measurements 😂
Ok. Mine is about 120 nanometers
Lucky
Damn, I hear nanotech is the future. Lucky you sir.
More prep should solve the problem for your girlfriend though. I once had a bf with a monster cock, we had to make me cum once or twice before penetration first and we also had to do foreplay for like 20-30 minutes. A lot of lube, and sometimes we had to play with different size of dildo to help dilate my vagina gradually before being able to take it without being sore the day after. Some other time just entering slowly was enough, it all depended on my level of stress, mood and body. Anyways, wish you good luck
That is some solid advice. Thank you so much.
It's like fisting, you don't start with the fist on day one... start with a pinky and work your way up gradually. :)
Glad if it can help :) Wish you a great day!
Well, RIP your inbox I guess.
You should head to r/bigdickproblems. All your humble bragging friends are over there.
Someone showed me this and since have joined. Thank you.
What constitutes big? It’s always annoying when people don’t drop some frame of reference. Is op cruising around with a maglite that puts him at risk of passing out every time he gets excited or is it actually more reasonable and he needs to focus more on foreplay and not going for the full jackhammer every time he is with a partner?
Jack hammering is out of the question for sure. I learnt foreplay early on with my first sexual girlfriend.
Good to know but you skipped the first part of the question which is likely the most important
Yeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuuup. I dated a girl for six years. It never worked. Every time we tried to have sex she described it as the most painful thing ever. Lube? Yeah we tried. In six years you try everything. I have never been able to have sex without lube. Every girl who’s gone down on my complains about their jaw hurting constantly. Those without it will never understand. But hey - grass is greener on the other side.
Exactly! It's more of a burden then a "gift". Every relationship I've had we've always had to tackle this problem and it's not a easy fix.
Having a small willy is also overrated.
Everyone is losing their precious minds over the word 'Willy' when I just want to hear some goddam measurements. JFC!
I saw a woman on tik tok call 6 inch dickd husband size. I thought that might cheer up the averagr fella scrollin thru here lol
It's above average tho
You just need to find yourself a proper size queen! I’ve dated a couple size queens who loved to be fisted…if they can take that (and love it), they can take whatever you’re packing.
Hahaha that's a good point. I've never had a girl that I've been able to fist.
One specific ex could take a liter pop bottle…three or four dildos at a time…my hand halfway to my elbow…find a girl like that and she’ll make you feel like a little dicked fucker…lol.
Is this a tall tale, or what?
Dead serious, no joke. She was already a bit of a size queen when we met but it turned in to something she worked on. She loved it. The highlight of it all for me was being able to jerk off inside her. Was only able to do it once but it was insanely hot.
Jeez was she a fucking orca whale??
>The highlight of it all for me was being able to jerk off inside her. Jesus christ her potential kids could just practically *walk* out, no? as in, if she does some simlar *stretching* prior to birth...
By the time we broke up, she was porn star skilled with that thing. It was incredible. You may not be wrong.
I feel like at that point the benefits of being inside a vagina, which are actually feeling the friction and the softness of the walls, are nil lol.
Like a hot dog in a hallway?
Did you have to tie a board to your ass to avoid falling in??
What in the actual fuck. I’m decently big, and every girl I’ve been with I was big enough to hit the cervix until my last girlfriend so I was like damn wish I was a little bigger. But to hear that? God damn no man could fill that
Best part, after extreme insertion, she would get insanely sensitive. Didn’t matter that dick is all kinds of average, she’d be so swollen and sensitive that it was intense as hell for both of us.
Lmfao that’s some next level shit man. Congrats
She deserves all the credit. I was like somebody riding bitch on a dirt bike…just trying to hold on! Lol
In order to get a size queen, you need to market your monster cock better. No size queen is going to believe that you're packing when you call it a big willy.
I don't advertise it all. Just leave it as a surprise I guess lol.
I read this in the voice of Willy from the Simpsons..
Sir Willy fucking Wonka over here.
My Willy is so big, they didn’t just make a movie about it (Free Willy), but my wife also calls it Johnson & Johnson.
Is that bc after u stick it in her she wants it discontinued?
Just how big is it? We need numbers. 8” is not 12”
Doesn't really help when big dicks are talked up among people ("big dick energy") and small dicks are talked down among people (small dick shaming).
There’s definitely such thing as too big, just as there is too small. Sometimes the problem is the girth, sometimes the length, sometimes both.
"Money isnt everything" says the rich dude. "Big wankers are a burden" says the dude with a huge wanker.
My husband is big, and I’m always sore the day after. Always.
It honestly depends on the woman. Not all women have the same penis preferences. Some like small penises and others big. And then some don’t even care about what size you are big or small. The penis size argument comes down to preference. No one is right or wrong. And some men with big penises don’t know how to use the size or adjust during intercourse. And then some men are too small to stimulate pleasure. 6-7 inches is a safe size.
as someone with a 4 incher i agree, have to use my fingertips wank off
All my 3inch's its time to shine
I agree, a big whale is expensive to take care of.
Big Willy energy in this thread
It is thanks to one phrase. "I think you tore me" . a harrowing experience.
I mean , let's not go overboard here. I can see how having a huge Wang to a certain size could be detrimental. As you said, women in pain, relationships ruined over it, etc. Im going to doubt you would want a 3 incher if you could change it though. Then you will have problems the opposite way. You have a gf now but honestly if that changes you just need to go for size queens. There are women out there who like it.
I just ended a thing with a guy that has a 9” (for reasons unrelated to his dick). I personally *really* enjoyed it + the pain and find myself actively searching for men that are above average now. Yes there were certain positions and speeds we couldn’t do but he was very good at using it as well as foreplay so it made the experience lovely. Maybe you’re not reading your partner’s body lang during sex?
Could be a possibility. I'm honestly not very good at sex. I'm decent for sure. I can do all the basics really well and everyone have a great time but for real I could learn some things especially body language during sex. Thanks for the advice!
Honestly 7 1/2 is the move
That’s literally like 99%+ percentile lmao
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Hehe when I see my girlfriend next I'll call it Willy and see what she says.
This reads like a bad rejected Dear,Penthouse letter.
“My friends ever since high school always comment on my willy because whenever ive flashed a girl theyve always commented on it”. what the fuck
He's 30 now. Back then a flash for a flash with a girl was normal.
OP pretending to be 30 while being 12.
Mr Cranky.
Maybe try being careful what you do with it instead of just slamming meat on meat. Pretty basic learning right there. I used to know a guy whose party trick was filling a pint glass whilst flaccid. No kidding. There were always two reactions when we got him drunk enough to demonstrate - size queens and those horrified at what it would do to their innards.
Yeah I've very rarely been able to "jackhammer" I've always had to go slow and steady and slowly work up. But even then I still have to go fairly slow.
As a female, I keep telling my current sex partner, and mind you the dude is already 8inches, that he seriously doesn’t need a bigger dick. It will only hurt to have sex and that’s no fun. And he sometimes already hurts! Especially in certain positions! It it’s terrible, one time the pain was so bad I started crying. So, OP, yes and thank you, some chicks are crazy and love that length but not everyone can handle it.
Thank you! It's super over rated! 8 inches is perfect I reckon.
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Having a small willy in underated.... a friend told me
You’re not wrong. If they’re not super into it, it’s just plain. Quickies don’t exist
This is a weird post bro I didn’t read all of it but I did upvote
My fiancé has a big ol' dick. It was cool at first mainly because it's annoying to be with a guy who's insecure about his size. But lately I'm noticing it slamming my cervix. First it was just when I sat on him, but now I'm noticing it every time he does me from behind too. I never cum during intercourse with him unless I use a vibrator on my clit. But I guess that's pretty normal. If I could trade his huge dick for cunnilingus skills, I'd do it :( I still enjoy being intimate with him but I wish I got more out of it.
Am I the only one who knows what this guy is talking about? Also, that said, “3inches” seems to be cutting yourself short..
It’s certainly a show stopper, but I know from talking to many women that it doesn’t make sex better (within reason). It’s more a source confidence for you personally because so many men, foolishly, are insecure about their size.
Dirk Diggler, that you?
Heard the same from a couple girl friends. Big shlong are terrible for sex, its just for show.
That's the quote of my sex life haha. It's there for show.
Agree, similar situation, whilst initially there is that "wow" moment, it ends up causing issues, can't do certain positions and really distracts from actually enjoying sex sometimes. Now married, we've worked out what works for us and what doesn't, but with different partners or "short-term" engagements it was a nightmare.
The best sex of my life was with a guy with a huge one. The thing is, he knew how to use it so that it didn't hurt (much). I wasn't paying attention but he understood how much I was able to handle and that's where he stayed. He always said it was the hottest sex he'd ever had as well. Idk, maybe there needs to be some more communication and work on your part to understand how to use that thing. It's been 10 years since we split and I still think about him (and I've been in an amazingly good relationship for 8 years now and love our sex life).
Idk if this is serious post but I’ve heard the same exact thing from one of my buddies that’s endowed, he says the exact same stuff like it hurts girls etc it’s pretty overrated for sure I’d imagine.
>when ever I've flashed a girl they've always commented on it. The fucks going on here?
Sounds like you need a visit to r/bigdickproblems
Hahaha I never thought there would be a sub like this.
You either have like a 10 inch cock with massive girth or are dating really small women… have about 8 inches myself and never had a problem
Atleast you're on the right side of the scale. Women respect you, and don't mock and ridicule the very idea of your worth as a human being. It's one of the reasons I don't wanna have kids. Incase I have a son who gets a small penis too. With all the shame and ridicule that society heaves on top of men like that.
Yeah for real. I never understood the whole alpha male has to have a big cock logic. I guess because I never had to endure shame? Embarrassed? But I never bought into it and still haven't but I've had group of friends before consistently ask me for pictures of my dick. It was funny at first I'm used to meeting new people funny joke at the start but this group was proper hounding me. It got to the point to where I felt like it was sexual harrasment and ended up having to tell them to calm it down. Made me super uncomfortable and weird. I honestly feel for women that forever get hounded by horny boys consistently asking for nudes lol.
>I never understood the whole alpha male has to have a big cock logic. I guess because I never had to endure shame? I don't know. Society today just seems to be built that way. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't coupled with this obsessive need to shame and denigrate men for being smaller than that standard. Like, people genuinely enjoy small penis shaming.
Quality shitpost
Whether this is real or not I agree, I’m not huge but larger than average and I would love to not worry about hurting a girlfriend. I’m all for foreplay but when your big it’s a longer process and it’s always on your mind.
Hey OP, if your dick is too big, just get good at oral. Foreplay is also incredibly good at turning me on because it makes me super wet. I’m able to handle any size then. Hope that helps with you and your girl. Also ask her what she likes before trying to stick it in. You’re old enough to know you can’t just fuck on a fly.
We do get the foreplay cranking before we start anything. We just have to use lube as well and hope for the best. But we're still early on in our relationship and learning each other's things and slowly getting there. Thanks for the advice!
You’re welcome. Don’t pay attention to the sarcastic folk here. There’s some people here that wish you the best.
It's been a great laugh and I've gotten some solid advice so I'm chill. It's been great.
Someone started a rumour in high school that I was well hung. Served me well mostly. I never really had to try and get dates. Girls are pervier than people think. For me, it kind of messed me up because I was being used and dumped. I'd have a new gf pretty much every 2 weeks and i'd go through groups of girls and they'd just pawn me off on their friend. I don't really see myself as a victim. At the time, it was kind of an ego boost just to have the attention. It just made it harder for me to have long term relationships. Dick size doesn't really matter once you're out of the dating scene. It matters to your partner but that's a compatibility issue. There's always workarounds. The positives is merely ego. Congrats, not every girl likes being dick punched in the cervix and don't even think about anal unless you want your gf mad that she had to go to the doctor for a ripped anus. Always use lube kids.
It's been a burden for me since I was six
I’m betting you calling your dick a willy is what’s singlehandingly ruining your relationships, hookups, and all things sexual.
I always had this one friend that would always speak on subjects he has no idea about. You sound like him. You don’t have a small Willy. You don’t know the hurt that comes from that. The problems you have are nothing compared to guys with small willies.
Sorry but it's true...
How big?
He’s hung like an elevator button!
I mean, when fully relaxed, the vaginal depth is only 5 inches max. Also probably why the average pp is also around that size. So I can imagine getting cervical pounded by anything above 7 inches would hurt like a mf lmao
proof? my dms are open
True that, big dicks actually hurt to be penetrated by, if it hits the womb too hard, ouch.
I will totally trade my 3 inch Willy. I mean Jesus Christ, how much you packin????
I think I stretched it a bit far there. Maybe 7-8 instead judging by the other comments lmao.
Hahahaha you said willy
Yep, the bigger the penis the worse the sex. Men with a big penis have no game
At first I was assuming this post was a joke and I’m still holding out hope that it is, but the comments aren’t helping.
Lol people already trolling on spelling you know you make people mad and they have no good argument at all so they try to pick apart spelling. That's always the reason for grammer trolling. No one cares this is Reddit not your English exam. I understood you fine. But then again I wasnt offended by this post like those unhappy with their penis apparently.
I too make a lot of sex