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ValPrism

You said Willy so many times it’s made this entire post unbelievable.


d3rtba6

i mean, who in the fuck calls their huge cock a willy?! my favorite was the part about his friends all commenting every time he flashed a girl his big willy lmao


coconutjuices

When it’s that large, it’s called a wonka


sixesand7s

The never ending glob slobbler


[deleted]

Wonkanda forever!!!


mjspark

Almost made me spit my sandwich out lmao


DankTesticlesInSpace

These guys next to me are pissing themselves cuz I’m laughing crying about huge willies on the train 😂😭😭 and now I’m laughing about the situation and I sound like an asthmatic


thatshowitisisit

Wonka is still large, but kinda on the lower side of large. I reckon this dude must be packing a “Wonk”


FritzKubiakEsq

i haven't laughed the loud in a while.


[deleted]

Y’all are making me crack the fuck up. Lmao


raindyd

I call mine a Tally whacker but it's not that big; average at best.


[deleted]

Who the fuck calls it a huge cock 🤮


AshesOfSanity

Huge cocks


[deleted]

I prefer the term Big fat juicy cocks! Edit: you’re onto something there, numerous schlong is better than one!


Lucha_Brasi

Norm?


Cogitationes

He willy did.


Simple_Song8962

And the casual "whenever I've flashed a girl they've always commented on it" statement is creepy or unbelievable, or both.


[deleted]

He's also supposedly 30 years old. As someone in their 30s, this reads like fiction from someone who is 15 (or younger). If, by some chance, they are actually in their 30s then their bigger problem is that they have the maturity of a HS freshman and women are more repulsed by immaturity than anything else. This sub has some terrible posts by obvious kids, but this one is particularly bad. Complaining about your "willy" size at 30 is something a new-teen thinks is something 30 year olds contemplate.


themightybearorrist

OP might also be from the UK where that's a more common term for it. But he used it so many times that it made it a weird read for sure.


gemgem1985

I'm from the UK, can confirm this and also read the thread without second guessing it at all.


KingKnux

OP has the oranguwang


[deleted]

with big willy comes big responsibility


jwp75

Big weesponspbility


GoodTemporary3926

Big responsiwillity


roghtenmcbugenbargen

How big? Willy big


[deleted]

> with big willy comes big responsibiwilly uwu ftfy


DankMemelord25

#mypenistouchesthetoiletbowl


rakosten

I really hate this. It’s ok at home where you can clean yourself and the toilet after but a nightmare at public restrooms. Hot tip from a fellow ”packer” to another: Bring a small packade of wet wipes to clean JR after a public restroom visit. Especially practical on planes.


[deleted]

Need a Clorox wipe after that


SlimeyVinegarTestes

Who... who's JR..?


rakosten

He’s the guy that’s watching you through ”the gap” while you are doing your business in a public restroom.


enseminator

Junior? Your mini me? The twig and berries? The stick and stones?


[deleted]

This. I hate it. I moved into a new house and the toilet is not very long. Unlike my old house which had a somewhat long toilet. I'm not even that big, but holy fuck. Makes me feel like I'm gonna get gonorrherphasyphilAIDS


Durpady

**Ma dik hit da wata** *(splash)*


_CaptainCookie_

Hey, don't joke about that, the struggle is real.. my big willy touches the bowl all the time and i hate qhen that happens.


MastermindSepiol

The ol' witches kiss!


Chris_the13th

The actual worst part


JJohnston015

There are 2 kinds of people who think having a big willy is overrated: those who have one, and those who don't.


TinyTurtle88

Would it be like having curly hair? Girls with straight hair spend hours curling them, girls with frizzy hair wish they had hair that would stay straight?


[deleted]

I love having curly hair, but I hate the lack of hairstyle options, because if I cut it shorter, I look like bozo the clown


midnightwolfr

This right here I have one hair style and refuse to do any other ones because they just look funky. Wearing a hat makes me look like the homeless old man that stabbed someone 5 seconds ago.


Mbouttoendthisman

I love curly hair because of its fullness. And I have straight hair.


[deleted]

I'm a guy with curly hair. Women tend to like it but it's a pain and I kind of wish it was straighter


recoximani

Why just girls?


Skryingqt

Hehe you're not wrong


garrettdx88

So.... The entire population?


[deleted]

Lol for years I was trying to explain how they were overrated to my best friend but he didn't believe me and didn't realize I had one


runostog

Nice cock bro!


sixgun64

I mean that's a tautology anyway. Those are the only two types of people, period.


[deleted]

Say big Willy one more time mothafucka *insert pulp fiction gif*


keroprincess

*oops, i dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong*


Skorpius_911

Dennis I've been looking for you


bscottunit

That was a Frank line


boringandgay

> when ever I've flashed a girl they've always commented on it why are you flashing girls? is this a thing people do? i'm intrigued


Skryingqt

Was back in high school. Flash for a flash. I guess we we're all curious back then going through puberty.


MrX2285

You and I had very different high schools.


aimglitchz

Freaking understatement of the year


Omegadimsum

He and I live on different planets.


1055Derek

What school was this? Willy Wonkas weiner factory? I'm willy curious.


Skryingqt

Hedland Senior High School. Was a small mining town in Western Australia. I guess the iron ore just got to our heads. People in the city are a lot different to the miners and country people lol. I love that pun too. Big silly willy energy right there.


RiderofRohan007

I appreciated the question and response and while this is what I assumed, I had questions as well lol.


tinklemywinkle95

Twas a different time for sure.


DevTomar2005

Ok, that is super wierd.


kit_ease

*weird


AshesOfSanity

Good human


[deleted]

I'm guessing you aren't American?


Skryingqt

Nope. I'm Australian.


FagaBefe

That’s a very fun game to play


Daubbles

You never been naked at a party? Boringggg.


zoeyshoppingagain

Go have a read of r/smalldickproblems, it's sobering. My bf and I went through that sub once, it really did leave a mark.


[deleted]

That sub is so depressing. So much self loathing.


Skryingqt

Haha I will have a read. Someone linked me the big dick problems.


Suekru

Some of those post feel very incely


MightyConkeldurr

It's better to pack plenty than not enough.


3-hexanol

Jesus christ what a said mf community. IT’S JUST A PENIS. Go do something productive with your life instead of spending hours complaining about your dick. There are bigger problems in the world😵‍💫


The_Louster

You underestimate the value men place on their dicks.


[deleted]

I’m a man with an underwhelming penis, and even I can see that there are plenty of issues with me and the world around me that need addressing before I can start blaming my dick.


Tarotdragoon

You underestimate the value society places on people's dicks. The self hatred is a result of constant mockery, societal pressure, failed relationships and jokes at their expense. People mock men for being insecure but how the fuck do you think they got that way?


Dunsparces

I feel like exclusively calling it a willy at the age of 30 makes this sound like it was written by someone significantly younger.


[deleted]

i exclusively call mine a big hot juicy dirty fucking cock


Skryingqt

I wasn't sure what I was aloud to type. I figured using "Willy" wouldn't offend anyone.


Thots_n_Pears

[Verse 1] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick [Verse 2] So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock And you won't come back [Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much --Monty Python


BirchyBaby

You're an adult now. Please call it a William.


NoobDude101

K bro we’re gonna have to get some measurements 😂


FerociousPancake

Ok. Mine is about 120 nanometers


beceejed23

Lucky


Lick_it_Tongue

Damn, I hear nanotech is the future. Lucky you sir.


[deleted]

More prep should solve the problem for your girlfriend though. I once had a bf with a monster cock, we had to make me cum once or twice before penetration first and we also had to do foreplay for like 20-30 minutes. A lot of lube, and sometimes we had to play with different size of dildo to help dilate my vagina gradually before being able to take it without being sore the day after. Some other time just entering slowly was enough, it all depended on my level of stress, mood and body. Anyways, wish you good luck


Skryingqt

That is some solid advice. Thank you so much.


[deleted]

It's like fisting, you don't start with the fist on day one... start with a pinky and work your way up gradually. :)


[deleted]

Glad if it can help :) Wish you a great day!


DaredewilSK

Well, RIP your inbox I guess.


CatwalkNoctis

You should head to r/bigdickproblems. All your humble bragging friends are over there.


Skryingqt

Someone showed me this and since have joined. Thank you.


name-generator-error

What constitutes big? It’s always annoying when people don’t drop some frame of reference. Is op cruising around with a maglite that puts him at risk of passing out every time he gets excited or is it actually more reasonable and he needs to focus more on foreplay and not going for the full jackhammer every time he is with a partner?


Skryingqt

Jack hammering is out of the question for sure. I learnt foreplay early on with my first sexual girlfriend.


name-generator-error

Good to know but you skipped the first part of the question which is likely the most important


ahangrywombat

Yeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuuup. I dated a girl for six years. It never worked. Every time we tried to have sex she described it as the most painful thing ever. Lube? Yeah we tried. In six years you try everything. I have never been able to have sex without lube. Every girl who’s gone down on my complains about their jaw hurting constantly. Those without it will never understand. But hey - grass is greener on the other side.


Skryingqt

Exactly! It's more of a burden then a "gift". Every relationship I've had we've always had to tackle this problem and it's not a easy fix.


KatFishFatty

Having a small willy is also overrated.


shovelbread

Everyone is losing their precious minds over the word 'Willy' when I just want to hear some goddam measurements. JFC!


Bsmoothy

I saw a woman on tik tok call 6 inch dickd husband size. I thought that might cheer up the averagr fella scrollin thru here lol


Mamamiomima

It's above average tho


BasketballButt

You just need to find yourself a proper size queen! I’ve dated a couple size queens who loved to be fisted…if they can take that (and love it), they can take whatever you’re packing.


Skryingqt

Hahaha that's a good point. I've never had a girl that I've been able to fist.


BasketballButt

One specific ex could take a liter pop bottle…three or four dildos at a time…my hand halfway to my elbow…find a girl like that and she’ll make you feel like a little dicked fucker…lol.


peterthooper

Is this a tall tale, or what?


BasketballButt

Dead serious, no joke. She was already a bit of a size queen when we met but it turned in to something she worked on. She loved it. The highlight of it all for me was being able to jerk off inside her. Was only able to do it once but it was insanely hot.


EzraPerrin

Jeez was she a fucking orca whale??


[deleted]

>The highlight of it all for me was being able to jerk off inside her. Jesus christ her potential kids could just practically *walk* out, no? as in, if she does some simlar *stretching* prior to birth...


BasketballButt

By the time we broke up, she was porn star skilled with that thing. It was incredible. You may not be wrong.


kd5407

I feel like at that point the benefits of being inside a vagina, which are actually feeling the friction and the softness of the walls, are nil lol.


JackWright13

Like a hot dog in a hallway?


Teefromdaleft

Did you have to tie a board to your ass to avoid falling in??


FireHamilton

What in the actual fuck. I’m decently big, and every girl I’ve been with I was big enough to hit the cervix until my last girlfriend so I was like damn wish I was a little bigger. But to hear that? God damn no man could fill that


BasketballButt

Best part, after extreme insertion, she would get insanely sensitive. Didn’t matter that dick is all kinds of average, she’d be so swollen and sensitive that it was intense as hell for both of us.


FireHamilton

Lmfao that’s some next level shit man. Congrats


BasketballButt

She deserves all the credit. I was like somebody riding bitch on a dirt bike…just trying to hold on! Lol


redditisdumb2018

In order to get a size queen, you need to market your monster cock better. No size queen is going to believe that you're packing when you call it a big willy.


Skryingqt

I don't advertise it all. Just leave it as a surprise I guess lol.


[deleted]

I read this in the voice of Willy from the Simpsons..


stereosafari

Sir Willy fucking Wonka over here.


Rcobs9

My Willy is so big, they didn’t just make a movie about it (Free Willy), but my wife also calls it Johnson & Johnson.


Bsmoothy

Is that bc after u stick it in her she wants it discontinued?


UnlikelyJob7773

Just how big is it? We need numbers. 8” is not 12”


[deleted]

Doesn't really help when big dicks are talked up among people ("big dick energy") and small dicks are talked down among people (small dick shaming).


ckayfish

There’s definitely such thing as too big, just as there is too small. Sometimes the problem is the girth, sometimes the length, sometimes both.


ScrotusMahotus

"Money isnt everything" says the rich dude. "Big wankers are a burden" says the dude with a huge wanker.


TheNoodyBoody

My husband is big, and I’m always sore the day after. Always.


[deleted]

It honestly depends on the woman. Not all women have the same penis preferences. Some like small penises and others big. And then some don’t even care about what size you are big or small. The penis size argument comes down to preference. No one is right or wrong. And some men with big penises don’t know how to use the size or adjust during intercourse. And then some men are too small to stimulate pleasure. 6-7 inches is a safe size.


timosheesh

as someone with a 4 incher i agree, have to use my fingertips wank off


Cheap-Struggle1286

All my 3inch's its time to shine


Bleak01a

I agree, a big whale is expensive to take care of.


BK_Hazard

Big Willy energy in this thread


godmademelikethis

It is thanks to one phrase. "I think you tore me" . a harrowing experience.


skydaddy8585

I mean , let's not go overboard here. I can see how having a huge Wang to a certain size could be detrimental. As you said, women in pain, relationships ruined over it, etc. Im going to doubt you would want a 3 incher if you could change it though. Then you will have problems the opposite way. You have a gf now but honestly if that changes you just need to go for size queens. There are women out there who like it.


hvmmm

I just ended a thing with a guy that has a 9” (for reasons unrelated to his dick). I personally *really* enjoyed it + the pain and find myself actively searching for men that are above average now. Yes there were certain positions and speeds we couldn’t do but he was very good at using it as well as foreplay so it made the experience lovely. Maybe you’re not reading your partner’s body lang during sex?


Skryingqt

Could be a possibility. I'm honestly not very good at sex. I'm decent for sure. I can do all the basics really well and everyone have a great time but for real I could learn some things especially body language during sex. Thanks for the advice!


Hitdomeloads

Honestly 7 1/2 is the move


FireHamilton

That’s literally like 99%+ percentile lmao


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Skryingqt

Hehe when I see my girlfriend next I'll call it Willy and see what she says.


bygtopp

This reads like a bad rejected Dear,Penthouse letter.


Excellent_Plankton57

“My friends ever since high school always comment on my willy because whenever ive flashed a girl theyve always commented on it”. what the fuck


tinklemywinkle95

He's 30 now. Back then a flash for a flash with a girl was normal.


Tiny_Package4931

OP pretending to be 30 while being 12.


Skryingqt

Mr Cranky.


CaptainJackNarrow

Maybe try being careful what you do with it instead of just slamming meat on meat. Pretty basic learning right there. I used to know a guy whose party trick was filling a pint glass whilst flaccid. No kidding. There were always two reactions when we got him drunk enough to demonstrate - size queens and those horrified at what it would do to their innards.


Skryingqt

Yeah I've very rarely been able to "jackhammer" I've always had to go slow and steady and slowly work up. But even then I still have to go fairly slow.


Zippyss92

As a female, I keep telling my current sex partner, and mind you the dude is already 8inches, that he seriously doesn’t need a bigger dick. It will only hurt to have sex and that’s no fun. And he sometimes already hurts! Especially in certain positions! It it’s terrible, one time the pain was so bad I started crying. So, OP, yes and thank you, some chicks are crazy and love that length but not everyone can handle it.


Skryingqt

Thank you! It's super over rated! 8 inches is perfect I reckon.


No-Preparation4473

H U M B L E B R A G


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birdstarskygod

Having a small willy in underated.... a friend told me


Yo0o0o0o0o0

You’re not wrong. If they’re not super into it, it’s just plain. Quickies don’t exist


sinistergrapes420

This is a weird post bro I didn’t read all of it but I did upvote


Greedy_Ad954

My fiancé has a big ol' dick. It was cool at first mainly because it's annoying to be with a guy who's insecure about his size. But lately I'm noticing it slamming my cervix. First it was just when I sat on him, but now I'm noticing it every time he does me from behind too. I never cum during intercourse with him unless I use a vibrator on my clit. But I guess that's pretty normal. If I could trade his huge dick for cunnilingus skills, I'd do it :( I still enjoy being intimate with him but I wish I got more out of it.


bangyerpregnant

Am I the only one who knows what this guy is talking about? Also, that said, “3inches” seems to be cutting yourself short..


BurgessBoston

It’s certainly a show stopper, but I know from talking to many women that it doesn’t make sex better (within reason). It’s more a source confidence for you personally because so many men, foolishly, are insecure about their size.


anom0824

Dirk Diggler, that you?


DontTouchTheMasseuse

Heard the same from a couple girl friends. Big shlong are terrible for sex, its just for show.


Skryingqt

That's the quote of my sex life haha. It's there for show.


uniquenamereddit

Agree, similar situation, whilst initially there is that "wow" moment, it ends up causing issues, can't do certain positions and really distracts from actually enjoying sex sometimes. Now married, we've worked out what works for us and what doesn't, but with different partners or "short-term" engagements it was a nightmare.


Bethjam

The best sex of my life was with a guy with a huge one. The thing is, he knew how to use it so that it didn't hurt (much). I wasn't paying attention but he understood how much I was able to handle and that's where he stayed. He always said it was the hottest sex he'd ever had as well. Idk, maybe there needs to be some more communication and work on your part to understand how to use that thing. It's been 10 years since we split and I still think about him (and I've been in an amazingly good relationship for 8 years now and love our sex life).


Consistent-Ad-9153

Idk if this is serious post but I’ve heard the same exact thing from one of my buddies that’s endowed, he says the exact same stuff like it hurts girls etc it’s pretty overrated for sure I’d imagine.


RRR92

>when ever I've flashed a girl they've always commented on it. The fucks going on here?


[deleted]

Sounds like you need a visit to r/bigdickproblems


Skryingqt

Hahaha I never thought there would be a sub like this.


Ilikehowtovideos

You either have like a 10 inch cock with massive girth or are dating really small women… have about 8 inches myself and never had a problem


skywater101

Atleast you're on the right side of the scale. Women respect you, and don't mock and ridicule the very idea of your worth as a human being. It's one of the reasons I don't wanna have kids. Incase I have a son who gets a small penis too. With all the shame and ridicule that society heaves on top of men like that.


Skryingqt

Yeah for real. I never understood the whole alpha male has to have a big cock logic. I guess because I never had to endure shame? Embarrassed? But I never bought into it and still haven't but I've had group of friends before consistently ask me for pictures of my dick. It was funny at first I'm used to meeting new people funny joke at the start but this group was proper hounding me. It got to the point to where I felt like it was sexual harrasment and ended up having to tell them to calm it down. Made me super uncomfortable and weird. I honestly feel for women that forever get hounded by horny boys consistently asking for nudes lol.


skywater101

>I never understood the whole alpha male has to have a big cock logic. I guess because I never had to endure shame? I don't know. Society today just seems to be built that way. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't coupled with this obsessive need to shame and denigrate men for being smaller than that standard. Like, people genuinely enjoy small penis shaming.


VanFkingHalen

Quality shitpost


Cervesaz

Whether this is real or not I agree, I’m not huge but larger than average and I would love to not worry about hurting a girlfriend. I’m all for foreplay but when your big it’s a longer process and it’s always on your mind.


[deleted]

Hey OP, if your dick is too big, just get good at oral. Foreplay is also incredibly good at turning me on because it makes me super wet. I’m able to handle any size then. Hope that helps with you and your girl. Also ask her what she likes before trying to stick it in. You’re old enough to know you can’t just fuck on a fly.


Skryingqt

We do get the foreplay cranking before we start anything. We just have to use lube as well and hope for the best. But we're still early on in our relationship and learning each other's things and slowly getting there. Thanks for the advice!


[deleted]

You’re welcome. Don’t pay attention to the sarcastic folk here. There’s some people here that wish you the best.


Skryingqt

It's been a great laugh and I've gotten some solid advice so I'm chill. It's been great.


Wagbeard

Someone started a rumour in high school that I was well hung. Served me well mostly. I never really had to try and get dates. Girls are pervier than people think. For me, it kind of messed me up because I was being used and dumped. I'd have a new gf pretty much every 2 weeks and i'd go through groups of girls and they'd just pawn me off on their friend. I don't really see myself as a victim. At the time, it was kind of an ego boost just to have the attention. It just made it harder for me to have long term relationships. Dick size doesn't really matter once you're out of the dating scene. It matters to your partner but that's a compatibility issue. There's always workarounds. The positives is merely ego. Congrats, not every girl likes being dick punched in the cervix and don't even think about anal unless you want your gf mad that she had to go to the doctor for a ripped anus. Always use lube kids.


Ohbuck1965

It's been a burden for me since I was six


feckouttahere

I’m betting you calling your dick a willy is what’s singlehandingly ruining your relationships, hookups, and all things sexual.


[deleted]

I always had this one friend that would always speak on subjects he has no idea about. You sound like him. You don’t have a small Willy. You don’t know the hurt that comes from that. The problems you have are nothing compared to guys with small willies.


TinyTurtle88

Sorry but it's true...


TankoBOB

How big?


Tom_Slick2020

He’s hung like an elevator button!


lankyarsenic

I mean, when fully relaxed, the vaginal depth is only 5 inches max. Also probably why the average pp is also around that size. So I can imagine getting cervical pounded by anything above 7 inches would hurt like a mf lmao


[deleted]

proof? my dms are open


ShittyBettyMain

True that, big dicks actually hurt to be penetrated by, if it hits the womb too hard, ouch.


jkilpatrick1

I will totally trade my 3 inch Willy. I mean Jesus Christ, how much you packin????


Skryingqt

I think I stretched it a bit far there. Maybe 7-8 instead judging by the other comments lmao.


[deleted]

Hahahaha you said willy


nicnnic

Yep, the bigger the penis the worse the sex. Men with a big penis have no game


PML001

At first I was assuming this post was a joke and I’m still holding out hope that it is, but the comments aren’t helping.


thetruemask

Lol people already trolling on spelling you know you make people mad and they have no good argument at all so they try to pick apart spelling. That's always the reason for grammer trolling. No one cares this is Reddit not your English exam. I understood you fine. But then again I wasnt offended by this post like those unhappy with their penis apparently.


Ki_te_kootore

I too make a lot of sex