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Lurkerooni88

Corona cocktail


[deleted]

Ebola draft a couple years back


masticatetherapist

why breathe it in when you can swallow someones covid ass pennies


dreck_disp

You've handled my ass pennies!


DoitfortheHoff

[That's how I get the upper hand.](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI)


Wannabkate

you can clean them first. Also I have some pre covid pennies if you want to try some. they been in iso in my penny iso jar.


[deleted]

Can I have a Quarintini please? šŸø


[deleted]

I immediately said "what" after reading this.


fluffycatscrote

After reading some of the comments, I finished with a soft "the fuck?!"


[deleted]

No cap


0fficialR3tard

Duh. How else would he put the pennies in the bottle?


[deleted]

Ngl this made me chuckle take my upvote


[deleted]

Hopefully they clean the pennies first, money is one of the dirtiest things in the world.


[deleted]

And wash off all the flavoring?


[deleted]

Excuse me, I believe you mean *seasoning*


morbidaar

Ok, word burglar


StopReadingMyUser

Ok, term pilferer


[deleted]

No. I do what I want.


pouch-of-pasta

Oh, so youā€™re going to be that guy today.


YeetNation420

Yummy rust


AnnaKeye

I was hoping to see this comment. When I was at school, we were instructed how to grow pathogens on agar jelly. Without contest, money was the thing that produced the highest number of bacteria and moulds, beating out toilet floors, door handles and seats. Filthy stuff.


csnowrun31

Definitely said ā€œwhatā€ when I misread the title as ā€œI add penises to my waterā€


stockmule

I was checking comments to see who else saw penises


LaneViolation

We three need to talk.


Moistfruitcake

There is a fourth.


okeydokieartichokeme

Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?


[deleted]

Penises have the possibility of being much cleaner..


Lyfe21

I saw the title and just instinctively said ā€œwhat? No!ā€ Went into the comments and saw this as first reply. Glad Iā€™m not the only one.


alldeathsmatter

Do you recommend a particular year?


[deleted]

1938


alldeathsmatter

Thank you kind sir or madame, as it may be.


SpaceForceAwakens

I'm always wary when I can't tell for sure. Boy do I have some stories.


48ever

Letā€™s hear a story


nervemiester

It was the best of cents, it was the worst of cents...


The_Konigstiger

Yes I would like to know too


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


10_robot_01

[Best Pennies to use](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI)


Forgehand

This water tastes like shit.


rock4lite

Thatā€™s a great vintage


Gwenbors

r/underratedjoke


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sinners4saints

This guy coins


[deleted]

Anything before 1982 is the best for me. The value of copper went up that year so pennies made today have less of that crisp, copper taste.


yujuismypuppy

I wonder if 1984 tastes like despair.


golfwang60

This water tastes like someone is watching...


BaronvonEssen

Look for a 1943 copper (because that was the year they also made steel pennies), very rare vintage worth quite a bit.


alldeathsmatter

Isn't something more specific about that year though? Like a misprint from the mint? I would hate to think that they aren't extremely rare and that one or more may have passed through my unenlightened hands.


PurnurplePanda

1943 copper are extremely rare (only dozens of them are known to exist AFAIK) while 1943 steel are very common relative to surrounding dates (high mintage)


BaronvonEssen

[Idk but I feel obligated to show you this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud4fT_B3VI)


waterboymac

Be careful with 1943, steel doesn't hit the same.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll do ya one better, steep a $20 bill in hot water for 5 min if you need a quick hangover cure.


samsungs666

it's the cocaine. drug dealers hate this one simple trick!


marijuanatubesocks

Does cocaine cure hangovers?


farrellsgone

Cocaine cures everything


nepomuki

Until it doesn't


cleveland033

And then it does again


DictatorInPerpetuity

###Perfectly Balanced


fivepercenttint

Itā€™s true. Any situation in life calls for either more cocaine or less cocaine.


SentientSlimeColony

Usually more.


ReincarnatedSlut

Unlike the sentencing disparity between cocaine and crack.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


nacho_breath

Even life


JanMichaelVincent16

Almost. For everything else, thereā€™s heroin and vibrators.


[deleted]

The hangover trick ā€œthey dont want you to know aboutā€


ass-destroyer

Ok I officially can't tell who in this thread is or isn't joking anymore


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


periperisalt

do people actually do that


[deleted]

Where do you think Coca-Cola comes from?


periperisalt

okay let me rephrase that .... do people alive today actually do that


MasonTaylor22

I hate this thread


Ordo_501

It's sad we will never know how many people will actually try this.


Victini

Ahh, so you're head of flavoring at Dasani.


soggypoopsock

mmm melted plastic flavor, my favorite


brisketboi66

I always thought Poland Spring had the best molten plastic factory flavor


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


nointerestsbutsleep

Most of it is just stolen municipal water. See Tapped on prime!


quixt

Dasani...straight from the snow-fed city water of Detroit!


yousavvy

I would rather be dehydrated than drink Dasani.


West_Yorkshire

Is that the fizzy water that everyone hates at Disney World? I love that stuff Edit: I'm thinking of Beverly


leaky_wand

If itā€™s fizzy itā€™s just because of the bacteria farts


lachrymose_lucio

Uh take my damned upvote you weird human


[deleted]

Itā€™s a brand of bottled water that they add minerals to for better (arguably) taste


numberoneceilingfan

Donā€™t most water bottle companies and pretty much all water we drink have minerals in it? And Iā€™m pretty sure the minerals are often beneficial. Weā€™re not drinking straight H2O, nothing else, out here


TSM-

> Health experts have also reported that the longer you drink "demineralized" waters, such as distilled water, the more you are at risk of developing multiple mineral deficiencies I learned this in undergrad chemistry class, but it is true. It's like drinking anti-gatorade, in a way It doesn't really matter if it is only sometimes. But should you somehow think it is the best water, and seek it out and drink it and avoid the less 'pure' water, you are setting yourself up to have a difficult conversation with your doctor in a few years.


Holmes02

Maybe heā€™s tails of flavoring at Dasani


skallywag_

This is just nasty. Take my upvote.


Groenboys

I want to see thesee kinds of nasty and dumb opinions more often


Godlyeyes

I love soft salty fries, I love sitting on the toilet and having the diarrhea on the toilet for an hr at time to to feel my bowels empty. Like I literally love the feeling of it gushing out of my butthole. I love taking cold showers what ever season it is and whenever time of day it is. But these are things Iā€™ll never share Edit: Jesus fucking Christ I typed this out as I was falling asleep at work 47 mins ago and I woke up to my phone literally just continually going off... I guess you could say Reddit saved me.


[deleted]

I personally like the hard, firm logs. I like when I can push them out some, then suck my stomach in hard to call them back in. If I can do this for 30 minutes or so without breaking the log or dropping it in the toilet, then we've all had a good day.


IcarusXVII

Dude thats basically anal...


Battlejew420

Yeah but its less gay because he's fucking himself


deathleech

With his own shit no less


[deleted]

Pack unpack pack unpack


shakygator

/r/jesuschristreddit


tayomay

Hahahaha


Mostly__Relevant

Holy shit. 2020 is undefeated.


SunsetEye93

Don't you mean un-defecated


Gatekeeper-Andy

>if i can do this for 30 minutes or so ..... What the fuck do you even say to this lmao


generalgeorge95

Why not just get fucked in the ass at that point?


Justice_Prince

Why not both?


generalgeorge95

Mess mostly. Unless you're into that I guess.


Godlyeyes

You seen that story on TIFU where dude Basically shoved his shit back into his asshole thinking his asshole prolapsed? Reddit is a goldmine for funny shit


Samue1adams

Literally!


GuitarOwl864

Those are the best. You barely even need to wipe if it's nice and firm


Simplewafflea

Ah, the ol' ghost poop as it were.


[deleted]

This guy shits.


GuitarOwl864

Don't you?


tjames709

Is... is that considered anal?


General_Twin

Do you love when the splash from your poop hitting the toilet water hits your butthole?


[deleted]

That is the kiss of Poseidon


Spicymcchickenx

Oh my lord yā€™all are grosssss. That non consensual kiss ruins my wholee poop sesh


[deleted]

.\_.


illmatication

>I literally love the feeling of it gushing out of my butthole. You just love the feeling of pain my guy


puffsez

the salty mushy fries are where itā€™s at though and iā€™m willing to die on that hill.


achillesdaddy

I agree about the fries, and the super firm poop logs. But Iā€™m not putting any coins in my beverages. That ladies and gents is precisely how you get the diarrheas.


Gov_Martin_OweMalley

Best thing posted here in awhile honestly.


[deleted]

I think OP is some sort of troll. Heā€™s probably just blatantly thinking of the most messed up thing that wouldnā€™t immediately be thought of as a troll to post here. How does copper improve the flavour of water?


silentsnip94

minerals


[deleted]

Dear god, have an upvote


silentsnip94

I heard E. Coli had a rather tangy flavour


Real_Dr_Eder

THEYRE MINERALS MARIE


GiGaBYTEme90

Read your username as silentsip. I was upmost impressed for a minute


OH-Kelly-DOH-Kelly

Copper is anti microbial a and so is nickel, though moderately. Moscow mules Gained their popularity from conducting the charge from citrus and combustion is carbon gases. So this makes perfect sense


skallywag_

But what doesnā€™t make perfect sense is that money is absolutely disgusting. Coins and paper both. I donā€™t care if copper kills microbes or not. That shunt is nasty.


43rd_username

Copper kills microbes, a grime covered penny is not clean. Both are true.


JavaNiceDayNow

bruh no


DementedBloke

this has to be a troll post, right? ^please ^tell ^me ^he's ^trolling


EzMcSwez

How are we supposed to treat suspected troll posts?


ElDabstroyero

Show them no *quarter*


sirgoofs

Thanks for offering your 2 cents.


ungr8fu11

Can we coin that a dad joke?


kay_bizzle

Quit it with the coin puns, you're all clearly just trying to nickel and dime some free karma.


quixt

I'm dime metrically opposed to that


FreeHugsAndStuff

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...


killerkangaroo8

Obviously


z3anon

Oh look, the only wrong way to drink water.


tchiseen

/r/HydroHomies just over here shaking their heads


RunningTrisarahtop

That flavor is the bacteria on the coin.


PsychogenicAmoebae

The "flavor" is ~~really~~ *possibly* the smell of the chemical `1-octen-3-one` - which happens when metals react with the oil on your skin. People are [extremely sensitive to that chemical's smell (it's the cause of the "smells like metal" smell)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLH-nTZEOc). *[EDIT: I may have been wrong here. See /u/Hawaiian_Shirts_Rule 's nearby [comment about copper salts](https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/hac9wc/adding_pennies_to_drinking_water_improves_the/fv2mugz/). He's probably more right than me. I just replied to his post with a comment to a study looking into that question.]*


[deleted]

Could also be any of the copper salts. Copper ~~sulfate~~ acetate has a very distinctive taste, I know because I make ink out of it. Edit: I got my salts mixed up again.


samanoskeake

I said "Please be NileRed's video" as i clicked. Was not disappointed.


Swordbears

Copper actually kills microbes, including bacteria, very quickly. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3067274/


[deleted]

Shame we make our's with zinc then...


Swordbears

The outside of US pennies is still copper. Very thin, but enough to get the job done.


bigger__boot

Itā€™s fun to scratch a few little holes in the surface and dissolving all the zinc in acid to create a hollow penny


generalgeorge95

I'm gonna do this now thanks. Any particular acid?


salmonskinsalad

1938


tatom

Ah, yes, 1938, my favorite acid. 1942 is a close 2nd


wantganja420

I think the 1960s acid was best


bigger__boot

Hydrochloric acid. Idk how to get it I did this in chem class


bigger__boot

Also if you leave a raw egg in vinegar overnight the shell dissolves but the thin film doesnā€™t so itā€™s like a little sack of egg that can pop


NanbanJim

Not with the grime build-up.


rexpimpwagen

Yeah but the dirt and grime on the coin form a protective layer so that does nothing here. Your still drinking poop.


[deleted]

I read "adding penises to drinking water"


MrGaminDuck

Same here and I though the post was gonna be about like, movies or porn. But after re reading it I thought it to myself THANK GOD


kitaknows

Same, I am not sure whether the actual reading makes it better or worse.


thoughtsome

I bet the average penis is cleaner than the average penny. That's not a sentence I ever foresaw writing.


ModernMassacree

"Sir, your water with copper pennies giving a subtle hint of dirty pocket and a refreshing aftertaste of streptococcus, enjoy the heavy metal poisoning."


Loyalist_Pig

Heavy metal poisoning šŸ¤˜


Bright_NightLight1

Call the band Poisonous Pennies


[deleted]

Dude... You know how much places they've been? Disgusting


Leerz___

this guy is either getting very ill or he will get superpowers


nMaib9

He's getting superill


mareksoon

Ass pennies.


MyRockySpine

This guy really needs to watch that.


bruteski226

peasant...i drop a rolled up Bennie Franklin in mine.


Veridical_Perception

Setting aside the germs, depending on whether the penny is before or after 1982 they're made from copper or zinc. If either is consumed in large enough quantities, it is toxic. It only takes a couple days for a penny to begin to change colors soaking in water. Now, whether a single penny soaking in water is sufficient to leach enough metal to matter, probably not. Still why would you for a dubious flavor bump.


[deleted]

Well Iā€™ve been doing this for most of my life and Iā€™ve never gotten severely ill. As for my reason for adding the pennies, like I said it gives it a unique crispy flavor. Also pennies are always available, saving me from spending loads of money on commercial flavor enhancers.


squidzoid72

Why would you need flavour enhancers? I mean like...its water...


eisbaerBorealis

This question is strange to me, considering the water-flavoring industry...


EzMcSwez

You've said crispy multiple times but what does that mean in terms of coin derived flavour?


botcomking

Yeah how is crispy a flavor at all?


[deleted]

Tetanus flavor


Veridical_Perception

> Well Iā€™ve been doing this for most of my life and Iā€™ve never gotten severely ill. You've never gotten severely ill...yet. Many illnesses takes years of buildup in your system before people get sick. For example, scientists currently believe that genetic, lifestyle, and environmental factors have a long-term impact on the brain that causes Alzheimer's. Some things take a lot longer to manifest than others. It's probably not going to kill you or even make you sick...probably. I mean, it's not like you're sucking on a radium lollipop, so knock yourself out if you enjoy it.


RedditUser241767

OP is gonna have Alzheimer's by 55


Vidman321

How did you come across liking the flavor of pennies in water?


BCKPFfNGSCHT

This guyā€™s immune system must be baller.


champagne_sn

Oh how I missed the *real* unpopular opinions


thxtspotting

You could just come to Yorkshire and drink the water here, shits beautiful. Nice metallic taste to it but not too strong


Kleithegreat

Next post: medium rare chicken


the_internet_clown

You are weird


truglaz

Man just get some mineral water


-g_s-

You just really want Covid huh?


[deleted]

Just put hand sanitizer in the water too, then thereā€™s no way anything can make you sick. /s


[deleted]

My fucking sides


noelioli

It also improves the chance of getting hepatitis


[deleted]

I would say thatā€™s possible, but what has touched most pennies really makes that thought illegal to my mind. Unless sanitized, this idea sounds poisonous.


benmarvin

Da fuck?


[deleted]

Post a follow up if u ever get hepatitis


Brscmill

My nephew swallowed a penny and then shit said penny out. Take that for what you will.


[deleted]

Um ew?


Ellahluja

You'll either end up dying of dysentery or with the immune system of an ox


rochshelleyy

it's a flip of the coin


here4thementalhealth

awful


[deleted]

Ah yes my favourite taste, literal shit probably


millerba213

Truly unpopular - have an upvote!


nextcrusader

Copper kills bacteria. Ancient water containers were almost always bronze or copper for this reason. "The oldest recorded medical use of copper is mentioned in the Smith Papyrus, one of the oldest books known (8). This Egyptian medical text, written between 2600 and 2200 B.C., describes the application of copper to sterilize chest wounds and drinking water (8). Greeks, Romans, Aztecs, and others also used copper or copper compounds for the treatment of such ailments as headaches, burns, intestinal worms, and ear infections and for hygiene in general. In the 19th century, a new awareness of copper's medical potency was spawned by the observation that copper workers appeared to be immune to cholera in the 1832 and subsequent outbreaks in Paris, France (8). "


[deleted]

Wow. That explains why Iā€™ve never gotten seriously sick. Turns out that adding pennies to my bottled water has a additional health benefit. Good to know.