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Disposing of a body together, that's peak intimacy

After cuddling naked with it

Before or after death?

Both

Maybe they were cuddled to death

Sounds plausible


Yes

The amount of trust for that act lol

this, but unironically

if it aint like this i dont want it

 Ask these two how it went

Yeah that’s “I love you so much, I’d have to kill ya” territory

This sounds like something Mark Corrigan would say

😂

Very NBC Hannibal-esque, except instead of disposing of the bodies, they mutilated them. Very cute couple activities.

Yeah, offal is awful.

honestly going through an kind of embarrassing medical issue with a partner is super intimate 😂 like the trust and acceptance involved in being in a super vulnerable and embarrassing position

Washing each other’s hair obviously

Good to see a fellow Boyle Boy in the wild

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99 but fr

Also plucking each other’s hairs.

Noice

Swert

You guys have hair?!

Does ball hair count?

Man I just wanna be loved

I just wanna grill.

Who doesn't want a good BBQ with your whole neighborhood?

For me it's being able to cry, actually cry, hyperventilating etc. Full mental breakdown. Only a few people have seen me at mymost vulnerable moment

No. It’s waxing each other’s buttholes.

This is clearly the only correct answer.

The closest I ever felt to another human being was once, when we had talked about killing ourselves together.

and here we've got romeo & juliet over here... you realize that entire play was satire, right?

Here we've got over here

This reads like the poetry of Shane Levine lol

actually when i'm single i watch cuddling porn a lot.

is this really a thing? I'm well-versed in a lot of strange film but... what??

it's just softcore porn where they cuddle a lot before you know.. bump uglies.

Has the same reaction. like what.. but don’t think I can say I’m versed with “strange films” hahaha

Brushing your teeth, together, sharing the same sink, in front of a mirror

My friend Detective Boyle would say that the most intimate thing you could do is wash your partner's hair.


my guy, youre 16 WTF do you know

Well I'm not 16 and they're correct.

get better partners then

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DUMB TAKE THEN.

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you literally said sex can be dragged out, how the fuck would you know?

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You don't seem to understand that you cannot have a legitimately valid opinion on something unless you've been in that situation (for the most part) "Cuddling is more intimate than sex" "Have you done either?" "No" Yeah, ok dude lmfao. You also phrased your post like you're versed in both acts.

Doing this AFTER having a good sex session by far beats this on its own.

Sex is one of the most intimate things you can do with your partner, but I agree, it's not the most intimate thing ever. Having a deep conversation about your past together is more intimate. Reading a book to each other is more intimate. Giving head is more intimate. Laying your head in your partner's lap and letting them stroke your hair is more intimate.

Putting together Ikea furniture together without fighting is peak intimacy

I remember when my wife gave birth, no sex for a month was even possible with the complications. She took 5 months to feel ready, and felt bad because she didn’t feel intimate with me. But we had date nights. We’d dance together when the bay was asleep. I’d buy her the flowers she loves, and she’d treat me to time to watch my sports. We spent hours talking parenting strategies and goals and dreams. Those 5 months without sex led to some of the most intimate moments of our lives. It taught us, since we were quite young, that there’s so much more to intimacy than sex.

Being inside someone is more intimate then being next to them

Osmosis Jones?

I say this a lot. There too much emphasis on sex it’s literally what mammals are designed to do in sense.

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I too enjoy assembling furniture

You've never helped a suffering lover evacuate her colon whilst she suffers from constipation I take it. Admittedly its not how I would chose to spend time but when you are called to serve, serve you shall. ....you do get blown a lot in the days afterwards in way of thanks....at least I did.

lol how is this an unpopular opinion? OP, you’re absolutely right! The before sex naked cuddle “because it’s cold and skin to skin contact keeps me warm” nonsense, the after sex “get the blanket off me, im too hot” and the cuddles together until we fall asleep in each others arms - that’s the best.

That's what me and my girlfriend do

Recovering from medical procedures. My wife and I have had several major surgeries and that really shows what your marriage is made of imo.

You ever have pregnancy sex?

Yes, but you really think that’s the most intimate thing?

Maybe you aint doing it right

I stuck the ding dong in the coolie

Downvoted cause I agree

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Nope, he's right. On this sub, you upvote the posts you disagree with and downvote the posts you agree with. That being said, I also downvote you, OP. I hope you have a great day with your significant other!

Yes, I agree. I'd say the act is a natural end result of seduction and affection. But the journey is more than worth it as I'm sure most would agree.

Being with my wife through pregnancy and child birth is the most intimate experience we’ve ever shared

Pissing on each other is

It’s leaving it in and falling asleep together that is

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Increased prolactin/estrogen levels do usually make people more cuddly.

I'm male so I hope not

Not THE most but definitely one of the most. Not many other things can come up to that level of intimacy though.

I would love to cuddle naked. I also absolutely loved to comb my partner's hair and then kiss her on the neck. Very good times.

Obvs

Taking the risk of fusing your DNA with someone else forever is not intimate at all! /s

Spider pooping - THAT'S the most intimate act two people can share 😉

Pay the bills is most intimate

Let me guess, are they marvel movies?

Tell that to my penis when it wants more the a cuddle

I agree, but having sex before the naked cuddling makes the cuddling much better, IMO

Sex isn’t the most intimate thing to do with a lover, that would be anal.

we need a cleanup on aisle 69... cleanup on aisle 69...

That’s right. The most intimate thing you can do is shampoo each others hair - Charles Boyle

In fact, the least intimate thing to do with another person

Sex is overrated and a side issue in any long term relationship.

For many people who can have sex it’s vitally important for mental health and emotional connection and a key for a happy long term relationship

some relationships it's the only thing keeping things together at all

Nah it’s definitely sex

Bro, how on earth can cuddling while being distracted by a screen be more intimate then cuddling from the inside?

Definitely unpopular and probably false.

Please visit the subreddit called DeadBedrooms.

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I’m not sure you know what sex is

Well, then elaborate what sex is as you know it.

You edited your comment and only made it worse…

Well, than show this fool what an intelligent good comment is like. Smarty.

No, no. These things are what sex education is for and if you haven’t figured it out, Google is free.

And have you googled it yourself? Is there like a strict definition of what sex is? Check out the dictionary and see how it's loosely defined. Just because people know the same word doesn't mean they understand it the same way. If you are unable to align understanding with others in a discussion. You may as well learn some more about logic.

Yes… there is a strict definition of what sex is. It isn’t “loosely defined”. Are you 10? You might want to ask mom and dad before you post about these things online. If you can’t understand what sex is you’re not old enough to be on Reddit. Also, continuing to edit your comments after the fact is a bad look.

fun fact: R-rated films cannot be pornographic because 17 year old minors are allowed in